I'd just like to say a short little piece before we kick off the new era of the MWF once again, I am your President Edward Walker, and this place is my little way of proving that EFEDs are some of the best fun that you can have if done properly. What you are about to read is what I consider a bloody good show, some of it may get a bit carried away sometimes but that is just my emotion taking over. I love MWF, and I love EFEDing and that is why I get so into my results. I would like to thank you all personally for joining me in the MWF, and a special thank you to some people for coming out of retirement and leaving other projects to come and work here, and the biggest thanks to my General Manager and great friend Fozz for all the support and confidence in helping me start up the Maximum Wrestling Federation again.

I hope you all enjoy the show....whether you win or lose please read these results and just picture what is happening in your minds, you'll be suprised at the power of the human imagination. Keep doing what we do best, and taking e-wrestling to the Maximum!

JP: Well it's good to be back folks, we are back here in Ohio to see the comeback show of the Maximum Wrestling Federation, I'm JP for those who don't know and calling the action with me tonight is Sully!

Sully: Good evening JP, I thought this day would never come but it has, the MWF is back and we have a cracking show ready for everyone and what a way for us to start, the Foo Fighters have joined us live here in Ohio to play the intro for the first MWF Dynamite of the new era.

JP: I believe they will be playing Prez Ed to the ring, but we'll have to see what rocking tune they blast out.

Sully: Rocking tune? JP are you trying to sound cool?

JP: Of course not, I love rock music, I watch Ozzy Osbourne every week dude...

Sully: Ozzy Osbourne! Dude! JP what have you been doing since 'The End'?

JP: Oh this and that, got a nice big pay off check from the MWF so I spent it wisely, played the Dow Jones a little.

Sully: Enough of your drivel...let's get this show started.

[Dave Grohl and the Foo's are all ready in the ring, Dave is pumping the fans up.]

Dave: Ohio....are you ready?

Crowd: Hell Yeah!

Dave: Are you ready for the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Crowd: FIGHTERS!

Dave: The who?

Crowd: FOO! FOO! FOO!

Dave: Fuck this, I may be nice guy Dave, but let's play some plain old dirty rock, hit it!

[The crowd erupt as the opening to "Comeback" hits the PA system, a little shaken at the sound being blasted from the Foo's amps, mass moshing is breaking out in the front rows as Dave snarls and gets some feedback from his guitar, Taylor Hawkins beats his drums like there is no tomorrow.]

JP: Ha the comeback is beginning!

Sully: The Foo's are playing "Comeback" how fitting, come on JP let's get down with the young people!

[The camera switches to JP and Sully, who hands raised are headbanging furiously as Dave steps up to the mike and screams.]

Dave: MMMMMMMMMWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAFFFFFFuck me!

[The crowd roar and Dave steps away then leaps back to the mike and sings.]

Dave: Ohhhhhhhhhhh....Ohhhhhhhhh...moving...again....comfort of the chase.....now and again.....this my saving grace....dead on the inside i've got nothing to prove...keep me alive and give me something to lose...goodbye...this time....leaving your....I've been gone so long....so...gone so long....but I will COMEBACK!...I WILL COMEBACK!....I WILL COMEBACK!

Crowd: I WILL COMEBACK!

Dave: I WILL COMEBACK! For you.....! Ohhhhhh.....changes....changing...back and forth again....trading....places...strangers in the end....dead on the inside I've got nothing to prove....keep me alive and give me something to prove....goodbye this time....leaving your......

[The guitar turns up and the crowd turn to the entrance way as Dave sings and President Edward Walker walks slowly from the entrance as the crowd and Dave sing.]

Dave and Crowd: I WILL COMEBACK! I WILL COMEBACK! I WILL COMEBACK! I WILL COMEBACK...FOR YOU!

[Ed has tears in his eyes as he walks down towards the ring, Dave drops the beat as the guitar swirls away into the heavens and just the bass remains, with Dave stalking the ring whipping the crowd up, Ed has a mike in his hands as he reaches the ring.]

Ed: We're back!!!

[The guitar hits again and the whole crowd jump in time as Ed slides into the ring and shakes the hand of Dave Grohl and all the Foo Fighters, the music slowly fades as the crowd get their breath back.]

JP: Wow!

Sully: Holy shit!

JP: I haven't done that since...well I can't really remember, it must of been in the eightes to Aerosmith.

Sully: Aerosmith? You did that to Aerosmith?

JP: Yeah...you can do it to anything, but most important, look in the ring, Ed's alive!

Sully: He's not just alive, look at him, he's on fire, he's loving it like anything, his face is just a picture of pure joy.

[Ed quietens the crowd as he paces the ring, ring staff are rushing everywhere trying to clear away the equipment as Dave leads the Foo Fighters in a lap of honour around the ring.]

Ed: Give it up for the Foo Fighters, I feel like some cheap DJ host, let's get this comeback really underway, I mean we just kicked off there but tonight is all about the wrestling and beginning what we haven't seen for a long time, pure wrestling, pure adrenaline and pure pride, tonight will be a night that will stick as long in the hearts as any MWF show. You will not be disappointed, you all paid your five bucks to get in, and we could filled this arena ten times over but we didn't, we wanted to keep this an intimate affair because that is what the MWF is about, the intimacy of seeing your favourite superstars...like...Reckless Ross Allen!

[The crowd erupt at the mention of the Reckless One.]

JP: RRA, what a talent, I loved that guy, he was amazing in the ring.

Sully: I always preferred Ross Daniels, he was a top quality heel, always had the crowd on his back.

[A voice blasts loud from the cheap speakers on either side of the entrance way.]

Voice: To be honest, I don't know why I wasn't the first you mentioned, Ed.

[From the aisle walks General Manager Fozzy. He wears a grey suit with a blue shirt. He pulls his tie from around his neck and throws it into the small crowd. In his left hand he grips a microphone. On his right arm he is accompanied by a young beautiful brunette. In the ring, Ed shakes his head and looks towards Dave Grohl, who looks confused.]

Voice: I am your General Manager, and surely, I come before anyone on the roster…Apart from maybe…Jakk Hollow.

[The audience boo but soon cheer as Ed replies.]

Ed: Fozzy, we're partners, but that's as far as it goes. Our friendship is on and off at it's best. You do your job, and I'll do mine.

[Fozzy escorts the brunette towards the ring. He stands by the ring apron, and speaks once more.]

Fozzy: You see, I disagree. Your job isn't to strut to the ring and receive all this praise from the fans, is it? We're all allowed a little fun, Ed, even me.

[The GM nudges his lady towards the ring, she steps onto the apron, and Fozz grasps her buttocks. Ed shakes his head in shame. Fozzy follows the stunning model into the ring, and puts his arm round her.]

Fozzy: My professional ability is far superior to anything in this federation. You need me Walker, as do everyone else. And who are the Foo Fighters anyway?

[Dave has had enough. He swings his guitar and brings it crashing over the head of Fozzy, with a loud KERRANG! The General Manager drops to the floor as the fans go berzerk.]

JP: Good God!

Sully: Grohl just decked our General Manager!

[The brunette leaves the ring and skips up the aisle screeching. Fozzy is out cold, slumped over the drum set. Ed taunts Grohl, and Grohl does it right back.]

JP: I can't believe what has just happened here, no sooner are we back on air then the two staff in power are knocking seven bells out of each other!

Sully: Typical isn't it.

JP: But now to get down to what we really came to see tonight, some to quality wrestling action.

Sully: Former MWF World Champion, Reckless Ross Allen is opening the show tonight against Justin Sane.

JP: These two men have been having a war of words recently, with Justin Sane giving as good as he gets against RRA, RRA of course is famed for his high-class work in the industry.

Sully: He is without doubt one of your greatest talents.

JP: But Justin Sane is not going to lay down for him tonight, he has something to prove himself, there are only twelve lucky people in the MWF and Sane managed to bag himself a spot after impressing Prez Ed.