Dynamite 17012005

[The camera shows the outside of an arena, and it definitely appears to be MWF Dynamite, but the wrestlers are not MWF wrestlers...  However the case may be, stepping out of a limo, kicking off the show, one by one are the WEWs'  M-Unit, ColdFire, Rob "The Hitman" Burns,  Eddie Benoit, and Karagious.  Out from the other side steps the WEW owner, Ben Harlum.   The MWF arena crowd boos the outsiders with no mercy whatsoever, as they move as a unit, past the security entrance in the back, and into the arena.]

JP: Well, another week, another invasion by those dastardly men of the WEW...

Sully: You know, we oughtta just let security lock 'em out, I'm really starting to think that we're not getting much accomplished.

JP:  I think it's only just getting started.

Sully:  The only thing this whole MWF/WEW feud has done has been to cause utter chaos amongst both companies. Gutter Rat has a title in each, the Grudge is jumping back and forth like a tennis ball at Wimbledon,  the rumours are abound about wrestlers jumping ship on both sides, and on top of all that, we've seen The Master Plan pull out of the MWF in its moment of need, after they fired some of the biggest shots thus far.  

JP: I haven't always been impressed with their methods, but certainly this has got to be a big blow to the very heart of the MWF. 

[The camera follows the boys from WEW, with Coldfire towering over the others, as they pass some of the road crew, Harlum is passing out business cards to a few of the guys, and Burns is cracking a few jokes about some of the equipment being used. As they head down a hallway, a janitor comes around the corner, and runs into Harlum with the mop bucket, splashing water down his pant-leg.  Harlum tips his expensive sunglasses downward and looks at the guy, who must be about fifty.  He looks at ColdFire, who looks back, and smiles, just before grasping the man by the face, with one sized 52 hand, and pushes him through one of the plastered walls of the hallway.]

Ben Harlum: Dumbass..

JP: Did you see that!?! Ben Harlum is an unforgiving son-of-a-bitch!! That wasn't a wrestler, that was a janitor for crying out loud! The poor guy cleans the back to feed his family, and did not deserve that in the slightest!!

Sully: Well, I will admit it might have been a little hasty, but look at it this way. When he wakes up later, he'll have some more to clean up, call it job security; I call it pathetic.

JP: I just can't believe the arrogance with which the WEW operate, it's disgraceful.

Sully: Well let's just get on with tonight's show shall we JP?

JP: Yeah, we've still got a cracking show even if there are going to be interruptions from a certain company.

Sully: We will just have to grin and bear it.

[The camera has now cut to focus inside the MWF arena, the crowd cheer as the cameras pan around on them.]

JP: Dynamite is well attended as always...hey is the MaxiTron doing something?

Sully: I think it is! Let's take a look...

[The screen illuminates and shifts scenery as rain is overheard pouring over the sound system. We see total darkness cover the earth, consuming the brightness. The cameras pan to one side and we are standing outside a graveyard, though the location is unknown. The cameras walk up the footpath and approach the gate that is hanging off, slightly dismantled from past violators. The cameras overlook a figure standing in the middle of the graveyard, hardly budging. They are kneeling down in front of one of the gravestones showing some signs of emotion. They rub their hand along the cold stone with the rain picking up heavily. The figure however becomes engulfed by some sort of grey mist that forms and rises above the figures feet. The mysterious figure rises to a vertical base and moves towards the cameras, the mist surrounding the crewmembers. However soon the mist dissipates and the figure is no longer there. All that is heard is a faint sadistic laugh blaring in the distance. The camera crew walk over to the gravestone and stand in front of it, zooming in to see that on the gravestone it reads the following words.]

 “We shall stand tall… above all the rest… May the WEW rest in misery… we shall show no remorse… the rebirth of the full Max evolves now… WEW faces its fate, died February 2005.”

 [The camera crew stand to one side, shocked and speechless at the powerful words. Suddenly something catches the naked eye and one of the crewmembers crouches down and picks up a gleaming object. The cameras focus on the object to reveal it as the WEW World Championship covered in dirt with a spade to one side. The figures stand there bewildered as we cut to video footage of WEW Cyberslam from last Thursday night.]

 {{{[The screen splits as we see a limo pull up in the parking area of the arena. Out step four men from MWF. MWF World Champion Thunder Bull and the 3 man team of The Master Plan.

Alex: What the hell are THEY doing here?

Briggs: You are not the sharpest knife in the draw are you Alex? Retaliation is what they will be after. Remember we invaded MWF Dynamite the other night!

Steve: I am being told that both Security and Prez Harlum have been alerted to this situation.

Hammond has been watching the CyberTron and appears to be happy to see the MWF boys. Tivelli is slowly rising while Hammond is gleefully watching the arrival. CT slides up behind him and rolls him up with a school boy. The Referee counts … 1 … Kick out by Hammond.

Steve: You can’t take the World Champion too lightly no matter how big and strong you think you are.

Hammond looks pissed with himself for taking his eye off the World Champion. Tivelli grabs Hammond and quick as lightening hits a double arm DDT on Hammond. Tivelli is up and lands a series of Tajiri-style running elbow drops onto Hammond. Tivelli looks at the turnbuckle and goes to the top rope and hits a moonsault on Hammond. CT goes for another pin attempt. … 1 … 2 Hammond kicks out with authority. Tivelli follows up with a series of stomps on Hammond. Steven rolls onto his stomach to avoid another pin attempt. Tivelli sees this and stands over Hammond and proceeds to apply a camel clutch. Tivelli has the arms back over his knees and is pulling back hard on the Roger Ramjet chin of Steven Hammond.

Alex: I don’t think Steven will say Uncle in that hold!

While Tivelli has the Camel Clutch on Hammond, there is a disturbance in the crowd. Security is leading the MWF invaders to ringside where there are 4 vacant seats. Each of the MWF wrestlers is proudly holding a ticket for their seats. Tivelli is watching on as they are seated.

Steve: It seems that the MWF contingent has purchased tickets for this event, folks.

Briggs: How can they show their faces after what they did earlier.

Alex: Easy to see that you were never a lawyer! I am NOT sticking up for them, but did you actually see them in Harlum’s Office?

Briggs: Well not exactly.

Alex: We just saw them pulling up in a Limo and they weren’t covered in blood, as you would expect someone who had been torturing men to look.

Steve: Don’t worry Xach. I hate it when he’s right too!

Unfortunately for Cristiano, Hammond picked up on the fact that Tivelli was not paying him 100% attention and manages to get to one knee with CT on his back. Hammond summons up all his strength and get to the other knee. CT is trying to pull back harder on Hammonds chin. But Hammond struggles to get to his feet. CT has turned the Camel Clutch into a Sleeper hold. CT is still on Hammond’s back with his legs partially wrapped around the ripped mid-section of Hammond. Hammond is stumbling around before finally running backwards into the turnbuckle.

Briggs: That was the only possible thing he could do in that situation, he was starting to zap his own strength.

CT hits the turnbuckle with a thud and releases the hold and is being held up by the ropes. Hammond stumbles forward before turning and launching at Tivelli with a vicious looking clothesline. CT reels back in the corner. Hammond now begins to deliver a series of Big Elbows to the face of Tivelli. Tivelli falls to mat, but still in the corner holding his face. Hammond backs up and runs full speed at CT and delivers a sickening knee to the face.

Alex: Well I guess the girls won’t be screaming for his pretty boy looks after that crushing knee.

Briggs: At least he has girls screaming for him, Alex.

Alex: And what is THAT supposed to me Briggs?

Hammond is now looking over at the MWF guys, smiling and giving them the thumbs up.

Steve: It looks as though Steven Hammond is MWF bound.

The MWF guys tell Hammond to get back to winning the Championship. Hammond goes to the corner and drags Tivelli back to his feet. CT is almost out on his feet. Hammond grabs CT by the throat and hits the Hammond Bomb. Hammond quickly scrambles on top for the pin. … 1 … 2 … kick out, just, by Tivelli.

Alex: Hammond can take this whenever he wants it. He’s just toying with him.

Briggs: And our organisation, if you don’t mind!

Hammond drags Tivelli to his feet again and Irish whips Tivelli with some vigour into the ropes.  He puts his foot right in the face of Tivelli and raises his fists.  The crowd boos as he stalks the fallen Tivelli, setting up for the Hammond Plunge.

Alex: The Hammond Plunge is coming.  Oh my god we may have a new champion.

Steve: I hate to say it, but …

Tivelli holds his face and struggles to his knees. Hammond turns to face Tivelli.  As he does this Tempest, The Hobo, Enigma and the newly crowned MWF World Champion Thunder Bull all jump the guard rail and enter the ring. With the Referee busy, Tivelli hits a blatant low blow on Hammond. The Referee tries to stop the invaders, but in vein and he calls for the bell as the invaders knock Tivelli off his feet. Hammond staggers and falls back in the corner holding his groin as the Master Plan and Thunder Bull stomp away at Tivelli. They hold him up once more and viciously stomp on Tivelli. Hammond gets to his feet and staggers out of the corner and looks to see the four men stomping on Tivelli.

Timothy: Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the match via disqualification and STILL WEW World Champion – CRISTIANO TIVELLI!!!

The crowd cheers as Tivelli is announced the winner.  Tivelli rolls to safety as Hammond taps Tempest on the shoulder and exclaims waving his hands in the air.  Tempest smiles and explains calmly what happened and Hammond smiles as well.  Tempest extends his hand and Hammond accepts with his left arm. He shakes the right hand of Tempest and he looks confused. Tempest accepts however and as he turns away Hammond holds on. Tempest turns and Hammond puts him to ground with a clothesline, much to the crowds’ pleasure. Tempest hits the ground hard as the Enigma and The Hobo turn to Hammond. Thunder Bull has bailed out of the ring to take care of CT. CT still slightly stunned is kicked in the mid-section by the MWF World Champion. Thunder Bull unrelenting hits a Stunner on CT. CT hits the floor and Thunder Bull moves in and picks up the WEW World Title belt and begins to stomp away on the Tivelli.

Steve: What a man the MWF Champion is. He takes out the TRUE World Champion after his fellow MWF guys soften him up for him.

Alex: Where are the WEW reinforcements?

From the back, Prez Harlum, ColdFire, M-Unit and Rob Burns make their way to ringside. But Harlum fearing a double-cross tells them not to get in the ring. Meanwhile, back in the ring Hammond puts Tempest on his back with a right fist and gives The Hobo and Enigma punches to the face.  Hammond grabs their heads and nails them together, The Hobo and Enigma stumbling away.

Briggs: Steven Hammond is pounding away on The Master Plan.

Steve: I guess he feels he should be the Champ around about now.

Alex: And rightfully so. Hammond had Tivelli reeling and these morons messed it up. Why are those 3 fat asses waiting to get into the ring?

Briggs: Harlum knows what he’s doing.

Harlum is still holding the WEW guys back. Thunder Bull continues to stomp CT. Tempest gets up and Hammond grabs him by the throat.  Hammond picks him up and drops him down, nailing the Sit down Chokeslam.  Hammond is up quickly and The Hobo and Enigma get on top.  They push him into the corner and begin to kick away at him.  They drag him out and look for a Double Suplex.  Hammond fights out and picks both up by the legs.

Steve: Dear God look at the power of Hammond.

Hammond emerges from the turnbuckle and without going to ground nails both men straight into the canvas.  Hammond turns to see Tempest in the corner.  Tempest retreats to the corner and begs for forgiveness.  Hammond comes in on him but receives a poke in the eye. Tempest comes out and looks for an uppercut.  Hammond spins him out and gets him in a Hammerlock.  He quickly spins him around and kicks him in the stomach before putting him on his shoulders.  Hammond flips him off and nails a Hammond Plunge.

Alex: Hammond Plunge, Steven Hammond has just single handily demoralised the Master Plan.

Briggs: I guess Steven isn’t joining MWF after all.

ColdFire, Burns and M-Unit at Harlum’s request enter the ring. Thunder Bull yells at the MWF invaders to get out of the ring. The WEW men narrowly miss out on connecting with Tempest, Enigma and The Hobo as they escape. Harlum has gone to the aide of Tivelli as the MWF invaders jump the guard rail and head out of the arena still carrying the WEW World Title.

Steve: What a bunch of cowards and thieves.]}}}

[The footage eventually ends and we are now back to John Pilkington and Tim Sullivan who are still seated at ringside ready to voice their opinions.]

JP: What was all that about?

Sully: Someone obviously is reminding us, specifically WEW that we have possession of their prized WEW World Championship.

JP: Whoever it is I must say well done to them. WEW have tried numerous times to take away a part of the Maximum Wrestling Federation so we took something valuable from them.

Sully: This war between two well-respected rival companies is really heating up.

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