Insane Wayne versus Anarkist and Ross Allen, Handicap Match

[Returning from a commercial break, the scene is focussed on the ring, in which Insane Wayne is already standing in. The crowd are booing all around the arena, but the boos aren't effecting Wayne who stands strong. 'Papercut', by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the team of Anarkist and Ross Allen walk out looking as confident as ever.]

JP: These two guys are quite a team.

Sully: C'mon, JP! Insane Wayne is gonna have no problem decimating these guys!

[Anarkist enters the ring first, and stares down the 'Living Legend', who stands his ground. Allen enters second, joining Anarkist in their corner. The referee sends Allen out, and the match begins. Anarkist and Wayne lock-up, Anarkist's slight weight and height advantage is apparent, as the Canadian takes down the American.]

JP: Might I add, all three guys in this match-up are from different sides of the globe. America, Canada, and England!

Sully: What relevance does that have, John?!

JP: Just thought I'd mention it, Sully.

[Anarkist sends Wayne against the ropes, and Allen raises his elbow to Wayne, as he bounces off the ropes. Insane Wayne falls onto the canvas, and Anarkist tags in Allen. The two of them cleverly double-team the 'Hardcore Master', before Anarkist leaves the ring. Wayne crawls into his corner, but has no one to tag.]

JP: Now, Wayne is feeling the pressure from making a handicap match!

[Wayne fires at Allen with a desperation right hand, but the blow doesn't effect the World Champion, as he continues to kick Wayne into the corner. The crowd are chanting 'Allen, Allen, Allen', and the Reckless One looks around at his adoring fans.]

Sully: Pigs… all of them!

JP: Them 'pigs' are giving you a job, Sully! Give 'em some respect!

Sully: Whatever…

[Allen whips Wayne against the ropes; Wayne tries to reverse the momentum, by clotheslining the champion, but to no avail. Allen goes up top, and the crowd are cheering louder than ever! Wayne stumbles over to Ross, as he jumps off and takes down Wayne with a very unorthodox jump-swinging DDT!]

JP: Wow! What a move by the champion! We don't see him go up top very often.

[Allen makes the cover, 1…2… Wayne just kicks out. Wayne is really feeling it now, as he tries to desperately claw himself up to his feet using the turnbuckle. Ross just laughs, as he tags in Anarkist, into the match. The crowd is cheering on both Anarkist and Ross Allen, as Anarkist picks up Wayne as if he was a sack of potatoes.]

Sully: I don't like this, JP! What is that criminal gonna do to Wayne…?

JP: CRIMINAL?! What the hell are you talking about, Sullivan! You're off your head!

[Wayne tries to escape Anarkist's hold, but Anarkist has Wayne in a brilliant position at the back of his shoulders. The crowd are shouting at the top's of their voices, 'Broken Rule', as Anarkist sadistically smiles. Suddenly, Insane Wayne slips off the shoulders, but before he can capitalise, Ross Allen is on him in a flash, and executes a thunderous Tilt-A-Whirl Slam!]

JP: This is just a one-sided match, Sully! This is gonna be over any minute now! What the hell was Wayne thinking, making this match?!

Sully: Whoop-tee-do! Anarkist is gonna win a match, at last! What was that he said, JP?! His last win was… when?

JP: February 3rd.

Sully: That's OVER a month! Ha! Whereas, Insane Wayne beat Ross Allen just a few weeks ago!

[Anarkist and Ross Allen are looking down at Insane Wayne wondering what to do with the guy. Anarkist backs away from the fallen heel, as Allen attempts to lift the big guy up. Anarkist helps out, and before long, Wayne is balanced on the shoulder of Anarkist, whilst Allen is positioned precariously on the top turnbuckle!]

Sully: I told you, JP! Both these guys are criminals! This is gonna be inhuman!

[The referee tries to stop the inevitable, but, as the word proclaims, he fails miserably. All the referee can do is sit back and watch what is happening. Anarkist turns towards Allen on the turnbuckle, and puts Wayne down in between his legs, in a Piledriver

JP: This is gonna be a hell of a double team move, Sully! Insane Wayne is gonna be broken in half!

[Allen then jumps off the turnbuckle, as Anarkist jumps in the air. Allen lands onto Wayne's body, as Anarkist forces Insane Wayne's head to crash down onto the canvas! The crowd goes nuts at the unscrupulous, yet very effective move!]

JP: SPIKE PILEDRIVER! For the love of god…! That was… inhuman!

Sully: Damnnit, just you wait till March Madness, JP! This is gonna erupt into something BIG!

[Anarkist and Ross Allen smiles sadistically, as Insane Wayne's body is strewn across the ring. Anarkist casually lays his forearm across Wayne's chest, and the referee can do nothing but count: 1… 2… 3!]

Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Anarkist and Ross Allen!

JP: They've done it. It was inevitable, but now it's official.

Sully: You know what else is gonna official, JP!? It's official, Anarkist and Allen are gonna have hell to pay! Insane Wayne may not have done it this time, but - oh hell - you can bet your ass, he's gonna get revenge!

JP: We'll see, Sully. We'll see.

['Papercut' fills the arena once again, as Ross Allen and Anarkist mount a turnbuckle each, celebrating their win. Anarkist jumps down and walks over to Insane Wayne, who is still laid-out in the centre of the ring. Ross Allen joins him shortly, and both men stand tall over the fallen Wayne, as the scene fades to black, and Dynamite comes to a close.


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