versus

Odin

Singles Match

Referee: Brian Ford

Writer: James Slade

[The lights go out and the fans become silent, staring at the titan tron. 'Into The Void' begins to echo from the PA system as purple lights descend up the rampway and make a circle just outside the curtain. Odin comes from behind the curtains wearing his wrestling tights which were black with red blood drops down them and a leather trench coat over the top. The fans booed and the 'Calm and Collective' made his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He slid under the bottom rope and strolled across the ring. He climbed the turnbuckles and raised his arms to the fans who began to jeer him. He got down from the rope and went to get a microphone.]

JP: This man has had a controversial start his career, these people don't like anything that comes out of his mouth.

Sully: It's because they don't under him.

[Odin stood central with a microphone in hand and began to speak.]

Odin: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls welcome to the wild and wonderful world of the Calm and collective freak show hosted by the most hated man in the MWF... Odin!

[The fans jeer loudly.]

Odin: Do you people think I care about your two cents worth? Of course I don't. I'm here to wrestle and stun you people with words that you didn't know existed but for tonight I shall use a vocabulary of a intermediate kind.

[The fans continued you their booing.]

Odin: Tonight I step into the squared circle for the very first time against Crush Heart... A man who has aspired to win his first match last week. Tonight I shall do the same by defeating the 'big' man. Anyone can care to argue but the truth is I am going to knock this gorilla on his backside, hook his leg and get the one, two, three before the 'big' man can even think about registering any of his special moves.

[The fans have now silenced.]

Odin: Tonight will be a taster for you people of what the calm and collective freak show is all about. People have been fired and there is room for a new era here inside the MWF, that era shall be of me, Odin... A man absolutly determined to win the world championship inside five months here in the Maximum Wrestling Federation...

[The fans begin to laugh at this idea.]

Odin: Unlikely in your mind but very likely in mine I have decided to come out here and set my list of goals... Number one register my first win against Crush Heart. Number Two... begin a undefeated streak and last but no least win the world championship in the next five months. That's all for now, so bring out that big dumb fuck and we'll get this freak show on the road...

[Odin removed his leather jacket and was ready waiting for his opponent. 'Drop The Bombshell' by Powerman 5000 blazes out over the PA, as Crush Heart steps out onto the ramp way. The fans boo as Crush Heart followed by Reload make their way down to the ring.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is scheduled for a one fall, introducing from Nottingham, England, weighing in at two hundred and ninety pounds, being accompanied by his manager, Reload, '21st Century Killing Machine' Crush… Heart!

[Crush has some last minute words with his manager Reload before rolling into the ring. Crush Heart mumbles the words 'the pain is coming… one more time!' to Odin as both men size each other up. Crush attempts the first move and runs towards Odin, who swiftly dodges the 290 pound beast, delivering a side kick into the back of Heart, pushing him against the ropes. Crush seems to only be there for a few seconds, before Odin uses his speed to his advantage again by dropkicking Crush in the back, sending him over the top of the ropes. Crush manages to balance on the outside apron, as Odin quickly jumps to the top of the turnbuckle and flies off and grabs a hold of Crush, before connecting with a swinging neck breaker to the outside. Both men seem motionless as Brain Ford starts the count out.]

Sully: That was stupid!

JP: That was a great move, Sully!

Sully: JP, sit down you will hurt yourself!

JP: I am sitting!

Sully: Damn…

[The count doesn't get pass four before Odin gets back to his feet, and climbs up into the ring. The big impact move seems to have taken something out of Odin as he rests up on the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, waiting for Crush Heart to get back up to his feet. As Crush does so, the crowd give out a cheer, which seems to indicate to Odin Crush is up. The fans give out a bigger cheer as Odin baseball slides Crush straight into the steel barricades. Crush wobbles forwards as Odin himself slides out the ring before drop toe-holding Crush face first into the side of the ring. Odin gets back to his feet, before slamming down a thunderous blow to the side of Crush's head. The fans cheer Odin on as he grabs Crush Heart by the head and relentlessly slams it into the ring. The crowd count on how many times he's done it. It gets to nine as Odin looks up around the fans as he throws Crush backwards to the ground sending a whiplash pain through Crush's body.]

JP: That's just like a car crash!

Sully: I doubt it; we all know Crush wears protection…

JP: How would you happen to know that?

Sully: I wear my seatbelt don't you?

[Odin grabs Crush to his feet and rolls him back into the ring as he follows in as well. Crush is on all fours as Odin kicks him in the stomach as if it was a football, sending him onto his back. Odin lifts Crush's leg up from the floor and steps across it, he tries to lock Heart in a figure four-leg lock; but the muscular power of Heart's legs pushes him back. Odin doesn't give up as he attempts the same again but to no avail. Heart is able to get back to his knees, as yet again Odin moves towards him with a kick, but Heart grabs tightly to his leg stopping him moving. Crush sweeps the other leg of Odin from under him, sending him crashing to the mat. Crush gets back to a standing position and falls backwards sending Odin flying into the ropes, Crush is up fast as Odin turns off the ropes before being met with a size ten biker's boot to his face from Crush.]

JP: That's got to hurt!

Sully: If that happened to anyone else, I would feel sorry for them right now. But Odin's face is already messed up, if anything he looks better now! JP, what do you think? You've got to know him personally haven't you!

JP: A little I suppose…

[Odin bends down as Crush wastes no time delivering a huge spike powerbomb to Odin. Odin seems to ignore the sheer power of the impact and bounces straight back to his feet. As Odin stands it seems to set in as he wobbles backwards. Crush however grabs him before he falls back down and lifts him up above his head in the air. He holds Odin up letting the blood rush to his brain before coming down with a picture perfect vertical suplex. Crush pulls himself and Odin back up before Irish whipping him into the ropes. As Odin comes back Crush bends down and as Odin gets to him comes up and hits a back body drop, into a flapjack, sending Odin bouncing from the mat face first. Crush cockily places his foot on the chest of Odin as Brain starts the pin. 1… 2… kick-out!]

JP: It really should have been over there!

Sully: It should've been over long ago!

JP: Why's that?

Sully: Odin's crap! He should give up!

[Crush doesn't seem to bother that Odin has kicked out. He now has the opportunity to inflict even more pain to the helpless Odin. He pulls him back to his feet, and looks like he's about to finish off Odin with the Bombshell, he gets Odin above his head, but the defence of Odin flicks on as he pulls away his arm and rakes Crush in the eye making him drop him on the mat. Crush holds his face as Odin crawls up behind him and rolls him into the pin. One… two... thr… Crush powers out of the roll-up.]

JP: So close in being a huge upset there!

Sully: Crush is just too tired of kicking Odin's ass that's all!

[Odin jumps on-top of Crush and begins to pummel him with lefts and rights to the face. Odin gets back to his feet and walks over to the nearest corner before jumping to the top; as the fans cheer him on. He waits as Crush slowly gets to his feet, Odin jumps off the turnbuckle and attempts the Fright-Lite but Crush drops to the mat avoiding Odin. Odin however manages to roll through and turns round and connects the Nightmare Snap on Heart. Odin jumps over a laid out Crush and hooks the leg, as Brain slams his hand down.]

JP: This could be it here…. 1… 2…3! He's done it...he's done it!

[Crush Heart can't quite get his shoulder up in time and the crowd cheer as Odin gets to his feet, wiping the sweat from his brow.]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Odin!

JP: Odin makes it a debut win… an impressive start in MWF!

Sully: That was my line…

JP: Sully, you can tell everyone that Crush gave Odin a great match up!

Sully: Why would I want to say that? That would be lying!

JP: No it wouldn't, we got to give these guys credit.....

Sully: What else do you want to say about him, JP? The fact that he got beat and looks like a hobo doesn't matter to you does it…?

JP: I think the Hobo will despise that comment, Sully!

Sully: He hates soap for Christ sakes… lets leave it at that and move on with tonight's dynamite!

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