[The camera opens up in the small eight hundred capacity arena in Iowa, the crowd roar as the MWF banners flap in the slight breeze that seems to be flowing through the arena. The camera swoops down to focus on our commentators for tonight, John Pilkington and Tim Sullivan.]

JP: Hello everyone and welcome to our first ever show in Iowa!

Sully: It's great to be here tonight, and it's going to be a spectacular night as far as the MWF is concerned, we have a main event which will see the four wrestlers with the most intense rivalry in the Maximum Wrestling Federation.

JP: Not just that, but Anarkist, the self titled "Unluckiest man in the MWF" will make his in-ring return against Joe Foale and Tempest in a triple threat match.

Sully: Wonder if there is any chance of his luck turning good.

JP: Probably not Sully, you know what wrestling is like.

Sully: It's a cruel cruel world!

JP: It certainly is.

Sully: And opening the show for us tonight is the climax of gripping feud, that damn Matt Moore has been denying Rick Jones' his first win in the MWF.

JP: Rick Jones looking to lose his virginity in the MWF tonight so to speak.

Sully: JP? That was a rather sick example!

JP: I know! Sounds like something you'd say....not me!

Sully: I think we've been working together too long.

JP: Who's your money on for the Main Event?

Sully: Most likely, Wildfire and Kid Insanity.

JP: You serious?

Sully: Yes I am serious...its like a super team, they can't possibly lose to those two men with inflated ego's.

JP: Ego? Sam King and The Jeopardizer are the two most down to earth men in this company!

Sully: How many titles have they won?

JP: Well, lets see, MWF Tag Team Titles and the Xtreme Title twice, once Jay-Z the current champion and Sam King won it before that.

Sully: Wildfire holds the MWF TV Title and is possibly the most promising new talent the MWF has....

JP: I thought that was Kid Insanity?

Sully: No...Kid's good but Wildfire has that special something.

JP: I personally think that Sam King has that special something, what about that 'Japanese Death Match'....

Sully: May 5th, I'll be there JP, don't know about you JP but I can't wait for it!

JP: It's going to be the most brutal contest that the MWF has ever seen in its ring, and it will be brought to you here in Iowa on May 5th on Monday Night Dynamite!

Sully: I'd hate to be in one of those matches...so painful!

JP: The fact that you have to knock your opponent out for a whole ten count...its going to be like the old days when we had the 'Fuck The World' title.

Sully: I remember JP, basically a 'Last Man Standing' title.

JP: Those were the days!

Sully: The good old days!

JP: But we're moving forward, you have to be impressed at the rate of progress the MWF has made, I'm loving it.

Sully: It's all good JP! But we must focus on tonight....and Anarkist, can he still cut it in the ring?

JP: Hmmmm, dogged by injury, frustrated by Ross Allen....that man has so much rage pent up inside of him and I think we're going to see it all unleashed tonight.

Sully: He's a very strong man, but Joe Foale is agile and of course, the master of ring awareness, Tempest will be in the mix.

JP: Tempest is an old hand...I can't see him posing much of a threat.

Sully: How can you not see it? He isn't called "The Constrictor" for no reason! He's going to take that ring tonight and he's going to make it his...just you wait and see.

JP: I'll be waiting a hell of a long time!

Sully: What about Rick Jones then, will tonight be the night he breaks his duck.

JP: Quack!

Sully: You really aren't funny JP....

JP: Quack! Quack! Quack!

Sully: JP!

JP: Sorry, I don't know what came over me there.

Sully: I'm sure you didn't, so will Rick Jones....break his losing streak tonight?

JP: Not a chance, Matt Moore is hardcore and the odds are stacked against Jones' tonight.

Sully: Sorry to disagree JP, but I think its the other way round....this new stable that is forming, the MWF President holds Rick Jones in high esteem, he's just been promoted to the permanent roster, all signs point to a Rick Jones victory!

JP: We'll have to wait and see...


Matt Moore versus Rick Jones, Hardcore Singles Match

Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a hardcore match! Making his way to the ring first, from Brookyln, New York, and weighing in at 250 lbs., "The Maimer" Matt Moore!

["The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system and the crowd roar as Matt Moore appears through the entrance curtain. He walks down the ramp, high fiving the crowd and whipping them up into a crazed frenzy.]

JP: This young man has an unbeaten record in the MWF, and I can see it increasing tonight as he looks for his third victory over Rick Jones.

Sully: Second victory, last week didn't count as it was not Jones who was pinned.

JP: It's a triple threat, it doesn't matter who was pinned!

Sully: It does if your the third man, you didn't get the pin or you didn't get pinned.

Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, weighing in at 220 lbs., accompanied by his wife Amanda, Rick "Acid" Jones!

["Wherever I May Roam" by AC/DC blasts from the PA system and the crowd jeer as Rick Jones walks down the entrance ramp, his wife Amanda attached to his arm, she recieves a few wolf whistles.]

Sully: Amanda looking as hot as ever JP, look at the ass on that.

JP: She's a fine looking woman Sully....but we're here for the wrestling.

Sully: Rick Jones is the luckiest man alive!

[Matt Moore standing in the ring is talking to referee Chad Pattison, the crowd roar as Rick Jones stops and reaches under the ring...the crowd cheer as all manner of chairs, barbed wire, stop signs, kitchen sinks, the lot are thrown into the ring. Matt Moore looks around to find a steel chair laying infront of him, he picks it up and waits for Rick Jones to enter the ring. Jones enters carrying a sledgehammer in his hand, the two men exchange stares before the bell sounds and the charge at each other.]

JP: Who's going to get that crucial first blow?

[Rick Jones raises the sledgehammer and brings it hurtling down, Matt Moore lifts the steel chair and the two objects connect....the sledgehammer smashes into the chair and drives the chair from the hands of Matt Moore, leaving him weaponless. The crowd jeer as Jones jabs the sledgehammer into the ribs of Moore, Moore doubles up and "Acid" brings the sledgehammer down hard across his back, sending "The Maimer" to the mat. Jones goes for an early cover, hooking the leg...1...! Moore kicks out with some ease, he gets up holding his back.]

Sully: Rick Jones got that crucial blow JP, stands him in good shape for later on.

JP: This match is going to be an encounter of epic proportions, I can feel a legendary match coming on.

[Jones grabs Matt Moore and takes his down with a rolling armbar..."Acid" keeps the armbar locked on and the crowd jeer as Jones' yanks the arm of Moore, trying to hyper-extend the joint, Moore screams with pain and Chad Pattison watches on unable to do anything. Jones' tightends the hold again and Moore attempts to roll his body to counter the move, but Jones is too strong and he keeps tugging away at the arm of Matt Moore.]

Sully: Ha! Matt Moore is never going to get out of this hold!

[Jones' finally releases the hold...he takes Moore by the hair and whips him into the turnbuckle...Moore hits the turnbuckle and spins round and raises his foot to counter the onrushing Jones', the boot slams into the face of Jones and he goes lurching backwards. Moore grabs the lighter Jones and the crowd roar as he hits a sidewalk slam...driving Jones down onto the canvas. Moore covers....1....2! Jones' rolls the shoulder.]

JP: Too early to cover, I thought Matt Moore would know that by now.

Sully: And Rick Jones is hardly likely to give up this early!

[Jones gets up quickly, Moore rushes at him with a short arm clothesline but "Acid" ducks and "The Maimer" goes rushing past....he turns and Jones springs upwards and connects with a dropkick right to the chin of "The Maimer", the crowd jeer as Matt Moore falls backwards and lands on the steel chair! Moore's back bounces off the steel and he writhes with pain. Rick Jones walks over and Amanda applauds as Jones' slowly lifts up Matt Moore so that Moore stands infront of him...with his back facing the rabid Jones. The crowd jeer as Jones locks in a waistlock and german suplexes Matt Moore....he keeps the lock and hits another german suplex, he rolls Moore over and hits another german suplex before finally releasing and Moore collapses face first onto the mat. Rick Jones hooks the leg...1....2..! Matt Moore manages to kick out.]

JP: That was too close for comfort!

Sully: What a match this is...I'm impressed that Matt Moore's even lasted this long.

[Jones walks away from Moore and slides out of the ring, Moore is slowly beginning to come around....Jones is searching under the ring for something, Matt Moore is still down on the canvas, he is holding his back. Rick Jones pulls out from underneath the ring...a fifteen foot ladder!]

JP: Oh now this is getting crazy...a ladder, is Rick Jones mad?

Sully: No...he just wants to win this match!

[Matt Moore is slowly crawling towards the ropes and trying to pull himself up, as Rick Jones sets the ladder up firmly, Amanda walks over and holds the ladder as her husband climbs the fifteen feet towards the top. Referee Chad Pattison is watching on with widened eyes as Rick Jones reaches the top of the ladder, Matt Moore is now standing in the ring and looking slightly dazed and confused. Matt Moore turns around and Rick Jones, from the ladder on the outside launches himself....he sails over the ropes and lands a missile dropkick, connecting with the chin of Matt Moore. Moore goes hurtling back across the ring as "Acid" lands and rolls and leaps up, Moore goes down holding his face as Rick Jones covers....1....2! Matt Moore manages to roll the shoulder!]

JP: Did you see that Sully!?

Sully: Rick Jones just dropkicked Matt Moore from a ladder on the outside of the ring, my god JP what else are they going to do to one another?

JP: I'm not sure if I want to find out!

[Rick Jones slams the canvas is frustration and then gets up and walks across the ring....standing in the entrance way, with a Canadian flag is The Desired Toe, beside him is "The Headliner" Hart Evans. The crowd jeer as the two men walk down to the ring, Toe waving the flag as Hart Evans trash talks the crowd, Rick Jones cheers the two men...he turns round to find that Matt Moore is slowly getting to his feet. Rick Jones walks up behind Matt Moore, the crowd jeer as he lands a punch to the back of Matt Moore's head, he grapples and locks in a hold before twisting and lifting "The Maimer" and executing a dragon suplex, Moore crashes to the canvas. Chad Pattison gets ready to count but Rick Jones doesn't cover, instead he waits for the rest of the "Canadian Connection" to enter the ring.]

Sully: We have the whole "Canadian Connection" here tonight in Iowa...

JP: That really isn't good news Sully.

Sully: Yes it is! These guys are great!

[The Desired Toe places the Canadian flag in the corner, while Hart Evans picks up a steel chair, it has a dent in it from the sledgehammer blow....Hart Evans walks over to the grounded Matt Moore and places the chair on the face of Matt Moore. Chad Pattison attempts to plead with the "Canadian Connection" but The Desired Toe holds him back. Rick "Acid" Jones climbs the turnbuckle on one corner while "The Headliner" Hart Evans climbs the turnbuckle in the adjacent corner, Rick Jones taunts while "The Headliner" points to Jones and he takes off, dropping a huge top rope leg drop onto the face of Matt Moore and driving the chair into the New Yorkers face. The chair stays in place and Hart Evans leaps, cameras flash as he brings down a driving elbow, connecting with the chair which in turn hits the face of Matt Moore, the chair slips off the face of "The Maimer" to show a face covered in blood.]

JP: This is sick! Somebody has to stop this!

Sully: Looks like little Matt Moore's winning streak is going to come to an end here tonight, on Dynamite!

JP: Wait, yes, look it's Thunder Bull!

[Rick Jones quickly hooks the leg as Thunder Bull charges for the ring....The Desired Toe grabs the flag pole and stands guard on the side of the ring oppostie to where Jones has the leg hooked, Pattison now free from Toe's grasp slams the canvas....1....2....3! The crowd jeer as Jones manages to pick up the win, Thunder Bull slides under the ropes just as the referee hits the three count.]

JP: Damn he was too late!

Peter Santos: And your winner of this hardcore match, Rick "Acid" Jones!

Sully: Yes, he's finally broken his duck!

[The Desired Toe swings the flag pole at Thunder Bull, but "The Lord of Lightning" shows lightning reflexes and dodges the pole and grabs Toe, taking him off balance, he hooks his arm round Toe, who drops the pole, and Thunder Bull leaps up and DDT's The Desired Toe onto the Canadian flag pole! The crowd explode as Toe connects...Hart Evans rushes over but Thunder Bull is ready and he ducks the clothesline....and as Hart Evans turns back round he is met by Adigitational Dreams, a kick right under the chin....Evans goes down and Thunder Bull runs to the ropes and comes flying back off hitting an asai moonsault onto Evans. Thunder Bull gets up and staring right at him, is Rick Jones.]

JP: Come on Thunder Bull, he's destroying the whole "Canadian Connection"!

Sully: This can't be happening, well he can't get through Rick Jones, that just isn't going to happen.

[Rick "Acid" Jones and "The Lord of Lightning" Thunder Bull stand nose to nose in the ring, Thunder Bull suddenly slaps Jones full in the face and the Canadian moves back, clutching his cheek, Thunder Bull grabs Jones and before he knows what is happening then Thunder Bull hits the Eigth Degree Disease....Jones shoulder driven into the canvas. Thunder Bull leaps to his feet, he runs over to The Desired Toe and rolls him from the ring, Hart Evans is dragged to his feet and then bundled over the top rope. Matt Moore still lays motionless in the ring, referee Chad Pattison is looking around wondering what the hell is going to happen next!]

JP: Thunder Bull has done it, he's just destroyed the entire Canadian connection!

Sully: I can't believe it, it's not possible!

[Thunder Bull lifts up Rick Jones, he lifts him into a Gorrilla Press Slam position and runs towards the ropes...Jones is sent flying and he lands ontop of his wife Amanda, sending her screaming down to the floor outside. Thunder Bull turns and helps Matt Moore up, Moore slowly comes around....Thunder Bull raises his right arm and with it the left arm of "The Maimer", blood is still flowing freely from the face of Matt Moore. Two medics quickly get in the ring and attend to Moore while Thunder Bull climbs the top rope and raises his arms to the crowd.]

JP: What a dominating man he is....he's deceimated the opposition here tonight.

Sully: He'll live to regret it trust me...the "Canadian Connection" don't take kindly to being insulted like that.

JP: Did you see that DDT onto the flag pole, inspired wrestling there from Thunder Bull!

[The Desired Toe and Hart Evans managed to get to their feet, they help their leader Rick Jones to his feet and the two men support the winner of the match back up the entrance ramp, glancing back to the ring where Thunder Bull is pointing and trash talking towards them.]

Sully: You were right JP, that was an epic encounter, and a hard act to follow for later this evening.

JP: I still can't believe that Rick Jones actually got a win in the MWF.

Sully: Is it that hard to believe?

JP: Well it is really, he's not the sort of man that the MWF needs, and this "Canadian Connection" aren't ones for letting people off lightly, they are a force.

Sully: How many sets of three men do you see in the MWF, they will soon dominate this company.

JP: It's like a mini invasion from the MCW, I think we'll have to get them back soon.

Sully: JP don't start waging wars you can't fight!

JP: I'm not, I was just saying....


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