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[The camera opens up in the small eight hundred capacity arena in
Iowa, the crowd roar as the MWF banners flap in the slight breeze
that seems to be flowing through the arena. The camera swoops down to
focus on our commentators for tonight, John Pilkington and Tim
Sullivan.]
JP: Hello everyone and welcome to our first
ever show in Iowa!
Sully: It's great to be here tonight, and
it's going to be a spectacular night as far as the MWF is concerned,
we have a main event which will see the four wrestlers with the most
intense rivalry in the Maximum Wrestling Federation.
JP: Not just that, but Anarkist, the self
titled "Unluckiest man in the MWF" will make his in-ring return
against Joe Foale and Tempest in a triple threat match.
Sully: Wonder if there is any chance of his
luck turning good.
JP: Probably not Sully, you know what
wrestling is like.
Sully: It's a cruel cruel world!
JP: It certainly is.
Sully: And opening the show for us tonight
is the climax of gripping feud, that damn Matt Moore has been denying
Rick Jones' his first win in the MWF.
JP: Rick Jones looking to lose his virginity
in the MWF tonight so to speak.
Sully: JP? That was a rather sick
example!
JP: I know! Sounds like something you'd
say....not me!
Sully: I think we've been working together
too long.
JP: Who's your money on for the Main
Event?
Sully: Most likely, Wildfire and Kid
Insanity.
JP: You serious?
Sully: Yes I am serious...its like a super
team, they can't possibly lose to those two men with inflated
ego's.
JP: Ego? Sam King and The Jeopardizer are
the two most down to earth men in this company!
Sully: How many titles have they won?
JP: Well, lets see, MWF Tag Team Titles and
the Xtreme Title twice, once Jay-Z the current champion and Sam King
won it before that.
Sully: Wildfire holds the MWF TV Title and
is possibly the most promising new talent the MWF has....
JP: I thought that was Kid Insanity?
Sully: No...Kid's good but Wildfire has that
special something.
JP: I personally think that Sam King has
that special something, what about that 'Japanese Death
Match'....
Sully: May 5th, I'll be there JP, don't know
about you JP but I can't wait for it!
JP: It's going to be the most brutal contest
that the MWF has ever seen in its ring, and it will be brought to you
here in Iowa on May 5th on Monday Night Dynamite!
Sully: I'd hate to be in one of those
matches...so painful!
JP: The fact that you have to knock your
opponent out for a whole ten count...its going to be like the old
days when we had the 'Fuck The World' title.
Sully: I remember JP, basically a 'Last Man
Standing' title.
JP: Those were the days!
Sully: The good old days!
JP: But we're moving forward, you have to be
impressed at the rate of progress the MWF has made, I'm loving
it.
Sully: It's all good JP! But we must focus
on tonight....and Anarkist, can he still cut it in the ring?
JP: Hmmmm, dogged by injury, frustrated by
Ross Allen....that man has so much rage pent up inside of him and I
think we're going to see it all unleashed tonight.
Sully: He's a very strong man, but Joe Foale
is agile and of course, the master of ring awareness, Tempest will be
in the mix.
JP: Tempest is an old hand...I can't see him
posing much of a threat.
Sully: How can you not see it? He isn't
called "The Constrictor" for no reason! He's going to take that ring
tonight and he's going to make it his...just you wait and see.
JP: I'll be waiting a hell of a long
time!
Sully: What about Rick Jones then, will
tonight be the night he breaks his duck.
JP: Quack!
Sully: You really aren't funny JP....
JP: Quack! Quack! Quack!
Sully: JP!
JP: Sorry, I don't know what came over me
there.
Sully: I'm sure you didn't, so will Rick
Jones....break his losing streak tonight?
JP: Not a chance, Matt Moore is hardcore and
the odds are stacked against Jones' tonight.
Sully: Sorry to disagree JP, but I think its
the other way round....this new stable that is forming, the MWF
President holds Rick Jones in high esteem, he's just been promoted to
the permanent roster, all signs point to a Rick Jones victory!
JP: We'll have to wait and see...
Matt Moore versus Rick Jones, Hardcore Singles
Match
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a
hardcore match! Making his way to the ring first, from Brookyln, New
York, and weighing in at 250 lbs., "The Maimer" Matt Moore!
["The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system and
the crowd roar as Matt Moore appears through the entrance curtain. He
walks down the ramp, high fiving the crowd and whipping them up into
a crazed frenzy.]
JP: This young man has an unbeaten record in
the MWF, and I can see it increasing tonight as he looks for his
third victory over Rick Jones.
Sully: Second victory, last week didn't
count as it was not Jones who was pinned.
JP: It's a triple threat, it doesn't matter
who was pinned!
Sully: It does if your the third man, you
didn't get the pin or you didn't get pinned.
Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, weighing
in at 220 lbs., accompanied by his wife Amanda, Rick "Acid"
Jones!
["Wherever I May Roam" by AC/DC blasts from the PA system and the
crowd jeer as Rick Jones walks down the entrance ramp, his wife
Amanda attached to his arm, she recieves a few wolf whistles.]
Sully: Amanda looking as hot as ever JP,
look at the ass on that.
JP: She's a fine looking woman Sully....but
we're here for the wrestling.
Sully: Rick Jones is the luckiest man
alive!
[Matt Moore standing in the ring is talking to referee Chad
Pattison, the crowd roar as Rick Jones stops and reaches under the
ring...the crowd cheer as all manner of chairs, barbed wire, stop
signs, kitchen sinks, the lot are thrown into the ring. Matt Moore
looks around to find a steel chair laying infront of him, he picks it
up and waits for Rick Jones to enter the ring. Jones enters carrying
a sledgehammer in his hand, the two men exchange stares before the
bell sounds and the charge at each other.]
JP: Who's going to get that crucial first
blow?
[Rick Jones raises the sledgehammer and brings it hurtling down,
Matt Moore lifts the steel chair and the two objects connect....the
sledgehammer smashes into the chair and drives the chair from the
hands of Matt Moore, leaving him weaponless. The crowd jeer as Jones
jabs the sledgehammer into the ribs of Moore, Moore doubles up and
"Acid" brings the sledgehammer down hard across his back, sending
"The Maimer" to the mat. Jones goes for an early cover, hooking the
leg...1...! Moore kicks out with some ease, he gets up holding his
back.]
Sully: Rick Jones got that crucial blow JP,
stands him in good shape for later on.
JP: This match is going to be an encounter
of epic proportions, I can feel a legendary match coming on.
[Jones grabs Matt Moore and takes his down with a rolling
armbar..."Acid" keeps the armbar locked on and the crowd jeer as
Jones' yanks the arm of Moore, trying to hyper-extend the joint,
Moore screams with pain and Chad Pattison watches on unable to do
anything. Jones' tightends the hold again and Moore attempts to roll
his body to counter the move, but Jones is too strong and he keeps
tugging away at the arm of Matt Moore.]
Sully: Ha! Matt Moore is never going to get
out of this hold!
[Jones' finally releases the hold...he takes Moore by the hair and
whips him into the turnbuckle...Moore hits the turnbuckle and spins
round and raises his foot to counter the onrushing Jones', the boot
slams into the face of Jones and he goes lurching backwards. Moore
grabs the lighter Jones and the crowd roar as he hits a sidewalk
slam...driving Jones down onto the canvas. Moore covers....1....2!
Jones' rolls the shoulder.]
JP: Too early to cover, I thought Matt Moore
would know that by now.
Sully: And Rick Jones is hardly likely to
give up this early!
[Jones gets up quickly, Moore rushes at him with a short arm
clothesline but "Acid" ducks and "The Maimer" goes rushing past....he
turns and Jones springs upwards and connects with a dropkick right to
the chin of "The Maimer", the crowd jeer as Matt Moore falls
backwards and lands on the steel chair! Moore's back bounces off the
steel and he writhes with pain. Rick Jones walks over and Amanda
applauds as Jones' slowly lifts up Matt Moore so that Moore stands
infront of him...with his back facing the rabid Jones. The crowd jeer
as Jones locks in a waistlock and german suplexes Matt Moore....he
keeps the lock and hits another german suplex, he rolls Moore over
and hits another german suplex before finally releasing and Moore
collapses face first onto the mat. Rick Jones hooks the
leg...1....2..! Matt Moore manages to kick out.]
JP: That was too close for comfort!
Sully: What a match this is...I'm impressed
that Matt Moore's even lasted this long.
[Jones walks away from Moore and slides out of the ring, Moore is
slowly beginning to come around....Jones is searching under the ring
for something, Matt Moore is still down on the canvas, he is holding
his back. Rick Jones pulls out from underneath the ring...a fifteen
foot ladder!]
JP: Oh now this is getting crazy...a ladder,
is Rick Jones mad?
Sully: No...he just wants to win this
match!
[Matt Moore is slowly crawling towards the ropes and trying to
pull himself up, as Rick Jones sets the ladder up firmly, Amanda
walks over and holds the ladder as her husband climbs the fifteen
feet towards the top. Referee Chad Pattison is watching on with
widened eyes as Rick Jones reaches the top of the ladder, Matt Moore
is now standing in the ring and looking slightly dazed and confused.
Matt Moore turns around and Rick Jones, from the ladder on the
outside launches himself....he sails over the ropes and lands a
missile dropkick, connecting with the chin of Matt Moore. Moore goes
hurtling back across the ring as "Acid" lands and rolls and leaps up,
Moore goes down holding his face as Rick Jones covers....1....2! Matt
Moore manages to roll the shoulder!]
JP: Did you see that Sully!?
Sully: Rick Jones just dropkicked Matt Moore
from a ladder on the outside of the ring, my god JP what else are
they going to do to one another?
JP: I'm not sure if I want to find
out!
[Rick Jones slams the canvas is frustration and then gets up and
walks across the ring....standing in the entrance way, with a
Canadian flag is The Desired Toe, beside him is "The Headliner" Hart
Evans. The crowd jeer as the two men walk down to the ring, Toe
waving the flag as Hart Evans trash talks the crowd, Rick Jones
cheers the two men...he turns round to find that Matt Moore is slowly
getting to his feet. Rick Jones walks up behind Matt Moore, the crowd
jeer as he lands a punch to the back of Matt Moore's head, he
grapples and locks in a hold before twisting and lifting "The Maimer"
and executing a dragon suplex, Moore crashes to the canvas. Chad
Pattison gets ready to count but Rick Jones doesn't cover, instead he
waits for the rest of the "Canadian Connection" to enter the ring.]
Sully: We have the whole "Canadian
Connection" here tonight in Iowa...
JP: That really isn't good news
Sully.
Sully: Yes it is! These guys are
great!
[The Desired Toe places the Canadian flag in the corner, while
Hart Evans picks up a steel chair, it has a dent in it from the
sledgehammer blow....Hart Evans walks over to the grounded Matt Moore
and places the chair on the face of Matt Moore. Chad Pattison
attempts to plead with the "Canadian Connection" but The Desired Toe
holds him back. Rick "Acid" Jones climbs the turnbuckle on one corner
while "The Headliner" Hart Evans climbs the turnbuckle in the
adjacent corner, Rick Jones taunts while "The Headliner" points to
Jones and he takes off, dropping a huge top rope leg drop onto the
face of Matt Moore and driving the chair into the New Yorkers face.
The chair stays in place and Hart Evans leaps, cameras flash as he
brings down a driving elbow, connecting with the chair which in turn
hits the face of Matt Moore, the chair slips off the face of "The
Maimer" to show a face covered in blood.]
JP: This is sick! Somebody has to stop
this!
Sully: Looks like little Matt Moore's
winning streak is going to come to an end here tonight, on
Dynamite!
JP: Wait, yes, look it's Thunder
Bull!
[Rick Jones quickly hooks the leg as Thunder Bull charges for the
ring....The Desired Toe grabs the flag pole and stands guard on the
side of the ring oppostie to where Jones has the leg hooked, Pattison
now free from Toe's grasp slams the canvas....1....2....3! The crowd
jeer as Jones manages to pick up the win, Thunder Bull slides under
the ropes just as the referee hits the three count.]
JP: Damn he was too late!
Peter Santos: And your winner of this hardcore match, Rick
"Acid" Jones!
Sully: Yes, he's finally broken his
duck!
[The Desired Toe swings the flag pole at Thunder Bull, but "The
Lord of Lightning" shows lightning reflexes and dodges the pole and
grabs Toe, taking him off balance, he hooks his arm round Toe, who
drops the pole, and Thunder Bull leaps up and DDT's The Desired Toe
onto the Canadian flag pole! The crowd explode as Toe connects...Hart
Evans rushes over but Thunder Bull is ready and he ducks the
clothesline....and as Hart Evans turns back round he is met by
Adigitational Dreams, a kick right under the chin....Evans goes down
and Thunder Bull runs to the ropes and comes flying back off hitting
an asai moonsault onto Evans. Thunder Bull gets up and staring right
at him, is Rick Jones.]
JP: Come on Thunder Bull, he's destroying
the whole "Canadian Connection"!
Sully: This can't be happening, well he
can't get through Rick Jones, that just isn't going to happen.
[Rick "Acid" Jones and "The Lord of Lightning" Thunder Bull stand
nose to nose in the ring, Thunder Bull suddenly slaps Jones full in
the face and the Canadian moves back, clutching his cheek, Thunder
Bull grabs Jones and before he knows what is happening then Thunder
Bull hits the Eigth Degree Disease....Jones shoulder driven into the
canvas. Thunder Bull leaps to his feet, he runs over to The Desired
Toe and rolls him from the ring, Hart Evans is dragged to his feet
and then bundled over the top rope. Matt Moore still lays motionless
in the ring, referee Chad Pattison is looking around wondering what
the hell is going to happen next!]
JP: Thunder Bull has done it, he's just
destroyed the entire Canadian connection!
Sully: I can't believe it, it's not
possible!
[Thunder Bull lifts up Rick Jones, he lifts him into a Gorrilla
Press Slam position and runs towards the ropes...Jones is sent flying
and he lands ontop of his wife Amanda, sending her screaming down to
the floor outside. Thunder Bull turns and helps Matt Moore up, Moore
slowly comes around....Thunder Bull raises his right arm and with it
the left arm of "The Maimer", blood is still flowing freely from the
face of Matt Moore. Two medics quickly get in the ring and attend to
Moore while Thunder Bull climbs the top rope and raises his arms to
the crowd.]
JP: What a dominating man he is....he's
deceimated the opposition here tonight.
Sully: He'll live to regret it trust
me...the "Canadian Connection" don't take kindly to being insulted
like that.
JP: Did you see that DDT onto the flag pole,
inspired wrestling there from Thunder Bull!
[The Desired Toe and Hart Evans managed to get to their feet, they
help their leader Rick Jones to his feet and the two men support the
winner of the match back up the entrance ramp, glancing back to the
ring where Thunder Bull is pointing and trash talking towards them.]
Sully: You were right JP, that was an epic
encounter, and a hard act to follow for later this evening.
JP: I still can't believe that Rick Jones
actually got a win in the MWF.
Sully: Is it that hard to believe?
JP: Well it is really, he's not the sort of
man that the MWF needs, and this "Canadian Connection" aren't ones
for letting people off lightly, they are a force.
Sully: How many sets of three men do you see
in the MWF, they will soon dominate this company.
JP: It's like a mini invasion from the MCW,
I think we'll have to get them back soon.
Sully: JP don't start waging wars you can't
fight!
JP: I'm not, I was just saying....
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