versus

"Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne w/"The Malevolence One" Iniquity

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Peter Santos: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring at this time, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing it at 225 lbs. He is Kid Insanity!

["Insane Insane Insane" by Kid Insanity blasts around the arena as Kid Insanity makes his way to the ring. Halfway down the ramp Kid Insanity takes off his sunglasses and offers them to a small child in the crowd, just as the child reaches out for them Kid Insanity pulls them away and laughs at him. The crowd boo Kid Insanity as he chuckles to himself while getting in the ring.]

JP: What a sick act from a sick man, I guess that makes him feel big picking on children.

Peter Santos: And now making his way to the ring, from The Misery's, Florida. He weighs in at 275 lbs and being led to the ring by Iniquity...Insane Wayne!

[The crowd jump to their feet and cheers as "My Sacrifice" by Creed sounds throughout the arena. Insane Wayne runs down the ramp with a mean look in his eye and goes after Kid Insanity straight away. Iniquity slowly makes his way to the ring behind Wayne.]

Sully: Did you see that? Insane Wayne just attacked Kid Insanity before the match even started! What a coward!

JP: He's pumped for this match Sully, he wants to win this so bad that it hurts.

[Wayne punches Kid Insanity and clotheslines him over the top rope. Kid Insanity looks at Insane Wayne and rolls back into the ring, keeping his eyes on "The Hardcore Living Legend". Chad Pattison calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Kid Insanity charges at Wayne and hits a Lou Thesz press, then he machine guns right hands into the forehead of Insane Wayne. Kid Insanity hops off of his foe and hits a rolling knee drop across Wayne's throat. Then Kid Insanity begins throttling Wayne and doesn't let go until a four count has been admonished.]

JP: Kid Insanity close to getting disqualified there.

Sully: Close only counts in horseshoes, remember that JP.

JP: What's that supposed to mean?

[Insane Wayne struggles to his feet and is immediately hit with a big clothesline which sends him back down to the mat. Kid Insanity jumps up to the top rope and taunts the crowd, before he can connect with a move Insane Wayne pops up and pushes Kid Insanity off the turnbuckle and onto the barricade outside the ring. While Kid Insanity holds his throat as he writhes around on the floor, Insane Wayne climbs over the top rope. Insane Wayne reaches down to Kid Insanity but is cut off by a throat thrust, Kid gets to his feet and the two begin to exchange wild punches. Wayne begins to get the advantage and he rolls Insanity back into the ring. Insane Wayne ducks his head under the top rope to enter the ring but is met with a stiff kick to the head that draws "oohs" out of the crowd.]

JP: He nearly took his head off with that kick, I can still hear the echo in my ears!

Sully: I'm telling you JP, Kid Insanity has this match in the bag.

[Kid Insanity goes to the top rope for the second time and this time he hits a picture perfect moonsault before rolling over to make the pinfall. 1...2..KICK OUT! Kid Insanity questions Chad Pattison's counting ability and the confrontation nearly becomes physical until Insane Wayne connects with a cross chop block to the back of Kid's knees. Seizing the advantage Wayne begins an assault on Kid Insanity's knees with a spinning toe hold into a figure four leglock. Kid Insanity screams in pain as Insane Wayne powers the hold in with his powerful thighs, Insanity allows his shoulders to drop to the floor. 1...2.KICK OUT! The crowd are behind Wayne, Kid Insanity is close to tapping out. Mustering his remaining leg strength Kid Insanity is able to turn the hold over forcing Wayne to break the figure four leglock.]

JP: Kid Insanity showed a lot of guts in reversing that move, a lesser man would have tapped out.

Sully: Yeah, there's no doubt Wayne would have been crying like a baby if he was put in the figure four leglock!

JP: This coming from a man who cried at the ending of Titanic!

Sully: That was a vicious rumour, I ought to sue you for that scandalous piece of libel.

[Kid Insanity uses the ropes to help himself stand up again but Insane Wayne kicks his legs out from underneath him. "The Hardcore Living Legend" hits a big shinbreaker on Kid Insanity, as Kid Insanity hobbles around the ring Wayne strikes with a vicious dragon screw. Again Kid Insanity struggles to stand up and Insane Wayne goes for another dragon screw, this time though Kid Insanity is ready for it and hits an enziguri. Both men stay down and Chad Pattison makes a double count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7 Kid Insanity is the first to get up and he sneaks behind Insane Wayne. When Wayne gets up he is placed in a hiplock which Kid Insanity snaps into a German suplex with bridge. 1...2..KICK OUT!]

JP: Insane Wayne got his shoulder up at the very last second!

Sully: It's just the beginning of the end for Wayne, the lights are about to go out on Wayne's wrestling career and it's about damn time!

[Kid Insanity drags Insane Wayne up to his feet and set him up for a DDT, however Kid Insanity's legs give way and he drops Insane Wayne right on the crown of his head. Wayne rolls over onto his back and reveals that he has been busted wide open, blood is pouring out from his forehead.]

JP: Insane Wayne has been busted open from ear to ear!

Sully: Good. Maybe the blood with cover up some of Wayne's ugly.

[Kid Insanity nurses his injured knees while Wayne lays spread out in the middle of the ring. Kid Insanity raises Insane Wayne to his feet and tries to lift him up for a scoop slam but his legs give way again.]

JP: Insane Wayne's attacks on Kid Insanity's knees has left Insanity practically legless!

Sully: He's like you after a pint of shandy!

[Chad Pattison makes another double count which gets to five before both men are up again. Kid Insanity is leaning heavily on the ropes while Insane Wayne reaches to his forehead and realises that he's been busted open. He looks at the blood on his hand and gingerly tastes it, the crimson liquid seems to fuel Wayne as he charges at Kid Insanity and clotheslines him over the tope rope, his own momentum carries himself over the top rope as well. Wayne picks Kid Insanity up and Irish whips him into the steel ring post. With Kid Insanity out cold, Insane Wayne muscles Kid up and throws him into the steel ring steps. The crowd are going wild as Wayne stomps a mudhole into Kid Insanity.]

JP: Insane Wayne's living up to his moniker! He's got that crazy look in his eye and he's destroying Kid Insanity!

Sully: Somebody stop the match, he's going to kill Kid Insanity!

[Insane Wayne puts Kid Insanity in a bear hug and slams his back into the ring apron before rolling him back inside. With his throat under the bottom ring rope Kid Insanity receives a brutal slingshot guillotine from "The Hardcore Living Legend". Using his size advantage Wayne carries Kid Insanity up to the top rope and hits a devastating "911". Now the crowd are at fever pitch as Wayne hits the "666" facebuster on Kid Insanity.]

JP: You know what the "666" means?

Sully: No, what?

JP: It means the end for Kid Insanity, now we're going to see him "Dead To the World"!

[Insane Wayne balances himself in a squatting position behind Kid Insanity, waiting for his opponent to get to his feet. After several seconds Kid Insanity staggers onto his feet and turns right into the awaiting Insane Wayne who grabs him by his neck, thrusts Kid into the air and connects with a sit-out powerbomb.]

JP: There it is "Dead To The World", Insane Wayne has the match wrapped up!

[Insane Wayne rolls over Kid Insanity and hooks his leg tight. 1...2...3!]

JP: He did it! Insane Wayne has his vicious streak back and boy did Kid Insanity feel the result of it!

Sully: Insane Wayne should have been disqualified, he threw Kid Insanity into the ring steps and the ring post! This is a travesty of justice JP and you know it.

JP: Referee Chad Pattison saw nothing wrong with it and he's the man in charge. A great win for Insane Wayne and Twisted Vision here tonight!

Peter Santos: Your winner, by way of pinfall...Insane Wayne!