versus

Jay T w/Babe E.Blue

Table Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

JP: Well now we go onto the first match of the night, there has been suspense building up between these two and it started just two weeks ago…

{{{[A man runs up behind Sully and throws him out of the way. Kid Insanity looks up and sees whom the assailant is...Jay T. Jay T grabs Kid Insanity and jerks him up from the floor. Kid Insanity lands a few well-placed punches to Jay T's head and Jay T releases his hold on him. Insanity comes forward only to be kicked in the stomach. Jay T continues to batter Kid Insanity over the back with his forearms and beats him to the ground. Jay T picks up Kid Insanity and looks into his eyes.]

Jay T: YOU don't matter! I'M the only thing that matters here! PROVE ME WORNG!

[Jay T then proceeds to throw Kid Insanity through a nearby office window, shattering the glass into millions of little shards, and leaving Kid Insanity bleeding on the desk in the office.]

Jay T: [Laughing] See ya next week.... maybe!

[After all of the commotion, Jay T walks calmly away, still laughing, as the camera catches Tom Holliday rushing into the office attend to the bloody Kid Insanity.]}}}

Sully: Yeah, that was a vicious attack and the feud carried on, on last weeks Dynamite when Jay T beat Kid Insanity after an attack from Babe E. Blue with a lead pipe!

JP: I know, but Kid got his revenge by knocking Babe E. Blue out!

Sully: That will have made Jay T so annoyed; I'd hate to step into the ring with him tonight.

JP: Me too, Sully! But, Kid has to as he will want to seek revenge to beat Jay T, in their upcoming table match!

Sully: Indeed he will.

['Insane Insane Insane' &endash; By Kid Insanity, hits the P.A system as the man who wrote and sang the song appears on the titan tron, he makes his way down to the ring watching his back because about this time last week he was attacked by Jay T, he reaches the ring as he announced by Peter Santos, he taunts the crowd in the middle of the ring.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a table match, and can be won by sending your opponent through a table, in the ring weighing in at 225lb, from Las Vegas, Nevada… KID INSANITY!

JP: Kid is looking very confident tonight!

Sully: Aye, he is!

[Kid Insanity stretches around the ring, taunting the crowd, the odd occasion. 'Down With The Sickness' by Disturbed hits the P.A system as Jay T closely followed by Babe E.Blue who looks in a bit of pain, he walks down to the ring, he reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom rope]

Peter Santos: In the ring weighing in at 231lbs from St Louis, Mo, being accompanied to the ring by Babe E.Blue, Jay T!

Sully: Babe E.Blue looks stunning today!

[Babe E.Blue walks around the ring as Kid pounces on Jay hitting hard shots to his back, Kid picks him, Irish whips him against the ropes and Kid hits a clothesline knocking down Jay, Jay gets back up on his feet and is knocked down again by Kid, Kid stalks Jay till he gets back to his feet and knocks him down again with a clothesline, Kid rolls out of the ring to get a table, he lifts it above his head as Jay comes flying over the rope smashing the table in the face of Kid. The table cracks slightly as Jay gets to his feet.]

JP: Smart move by Jay T

Sully: Yeah very smart indeed.

JP: Could be a turning point of the match

Sully: No not yet.

[Jay picks up Kid and throws him into the steel steps that move with the impact of Kid, Kid holds his back in pain as Babe E. Blue claps Jay, Jay T gets Kid back to his feet and smashes his head into the ring post, Kid falls to the floor with his head seeping a little bit of blood.]

JP: Kid is bleeding!

Sully: He will do with all those bangs to the head.

[Jay picks up Kid again and rolls him into the ring, he also puts in the ring a table, and them himself, Kid is getting to his feet as Jay knocking him back down with a kick to the chest, Jay sets the table up in the corner of the ring, Jay picks up Kid and Irish whips him towards the table, Kid stops himself and turns back towards Jay T has he hits a clothesline.]

JP: Kid is fighting back!

Sully: Yeah, stupid…

JP: Stupid? He's trying to win the match!

[Kid picks up Jay by the hair, as he hoists him into the air has Kid hits a suplex, Kid takes the table from the corner of the ring, as Babe E.Blue distracts kid, he walks over to Babe E.Blue as in the background we can see Jay T getting to his feet, now on his feet he runs towards kid looking to hit him from behind, kid moves as Jay T knocks Babe E.Blue of the ring as she crashes to the outside.]

Sully: I'll help her!

JP: Sit down and Calm down Sully.

Sully: I was just trying to help

JP: Just sit down and do your job.

[Jay T is shocked with what he has just done; he climbs out of the ring in disbelief as he tries to help Babe E. Blue, in the ring Kid climbs to the top turnbuckle, Jay T shakes Babe E. Blue trying to get her to move, she doesn't move, Jay stands to his feet in anger, as he is knocked down by a flying Kid with a flying elbow to the head of Jay, Kid falls funny as both men are down]

JP: Was that worth it from Kid?

Sully: No I don't think so.

[Kid is the first to his feet, he picks up Jay T and throws him into the announce table, Jay T bounced of it and falls to the floor, Kid goes under the ring, seemingly for a table, but he pulls out a lead pipe!]

Sully: The lead pipe from last week!

JP: Use it Kid!

Sully: Calm down JP!

[Kid smiles as he stalks Jay, who's getting to his feet, he stands and turns around as Kid smashes it over the head of Jay, Jay falls to the floor also bleeding now, Kid helps Jay to his feet and throws him into the ring, Kid puts a table in the ring, along with the other table. Kid sets up the table and waits for Jay to get to his feet]

JP: I think this could be lights out for Jay T!

Sully: Hopefully not!

[Kid stalks Jay T, he gets o his feet as Kid looks for the Insane Brain buster through the table! Jay reverses this and Jay hits The Hard Knock Life to the face of Kid, Kid falls to the floor as Jay T raises his hands in the air!]

Sully: Lights out for Jay T eh JP?

JP: Ok, maybe I was wrong!

Sully: I don't think you could be much wrong!

[Jay T gets Kid to the feet and lies him on the table, he goes up to the top rope looking for a leg drop through the table, Kid moves as Jay T goes crashing through the table!]

JP: Ha Sully, that doesn't count!

Sully: I know it should though!

[The referee signals the match to continue as both men are down in the ring and Babe E.Blue is getting to her feet, Kid and Jay T get to their feet almost simultaneously, both men exchange right hands in the middle of the ring, their heads and hands covered with blood! Kid gets to advantage as he Irish whips Jay t into the ropes; he looks for a clothesline with Jay dodges, as Kid hits Insanity on Jay T from behind.]

JP: Here we go, looks like a win for Kid!

Sully: I don't think so!

[Kid stands Jay T in his brain buster position, as he hoists him into the air sending him crashing through the table, Kid falls back in fatigue]

JP: Kid has done it!

Sully: Well…

Peter Santos: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, Kid Insanity!

[The referee raises kid's hand in the air as he rolls out of the ring, he walks up the ramp as his music blasts through the P.A system, the crowd cheer a blood-covered Kid Insanity, back in the ring there is no movement from Jay T, as Babe E.Blue rolls into the ring to help Jay T, Kid has his back to the ring as he looks up and sees that Babe E.Blue is in the ring, he turns around looks at the ring…]

Sully: What's he thinking?

JP: Revenge… I would think.

[… Kid begins to walk down to the ring quickly with an evil smile on his face, he rolls into the ring, he stands behind Babe E.Blue who hasn't seen him, he stands there until she stands to her feet with her hands on her head, she turns around and walks into Kid Insanity, Kid grabs her by her hair and puts her head between his legs, he hoists her up into the air and sends her through the table.]

Sully: Kid has destroyed Babe E.Blue and Jay T!

JP: Its looks as if so, Sully!

[Kid's music hits for a third time as he heads towards the back as paramedics rush down to the ring to attend to Jay and Babe E.Blue, both are rushed backstage and out of the arena in separate ambulance]

JP: Finally Kid has revenge on both Babe E.Blue and Jay T.

Sully: Putting an innocence woman through a table is disgraceful!

JP: She deserved it, she tried to get involved earlier in the match and she hit Kid with lead pipe last week!

Sully: Yeah, and that's why Kid won, he used the lead pipe on Jay T

JP: He deserved it…

Sully: Yeah sure…

JP: Well it was a great match and I think the right man won the match.

Sully: I don't…

JP: You wouldn't though, would you sully? Anyways lets go to a commercial break after such a great start on this cold night, on Monday Night Dynamite.

[Commercial Break.]