[The crowd roar as "Song 2" by Blur plays over the PA system and the MWF cameras swoop over the arena in Champaign, Illinois. John Pilkington and Tim Sullivan are shown as the camera cuts to their announce table.]

JP: We're here in Champaign, Illinois for another of these special nights we like to call Monday Night Dynamite!

Sully: It's going to be a hell of a show as usual, we've got close to four and a half thousand fans in attendance.

JP: We've got the best wrestlers you could ever hope to see in Illinois in your lifetime, the MWF World Champion will be in the ring once again as he continues in his quest to become the greatest MWF World Champion in the history of the MWF.

Sully: I doubt he'll do it, he just annoys the hell out of me with his arrogant attitude.

JP: Arrogant! You can talk!

Sully: Who is arrogant in your opinion then?

JP: Well that new guy, LaVey...all his satantistic ways are terrible, what kind of an impression does it give to the outside world when he goes round spewing out all that garbage.

Sully: Something tells me he takes offense to your constant slagging off John.

JP: He can do all he wants but I'll keep talking away!

[The bright lights that illuminate the jam-packed MwF arena in Champaign, Illinois jolt off, leaving the building in the pitch black dark. With a piercing explosion a row of flaming pyrotechnics shoot skywards, leaving the fans with shattered nerves. Manowar's "Bridge of Death" reverberates around the arena, now the crowd jump to their feet and jeer the incoming star. All alone a solitary spotlight shines down in the centre of the ring. From above, up in the rafters, a large silhouette stands, looking down on the thousands of people below. Without a second thought the figure jumps down from the one hundred foot drop, his weight supported by a strong harness. About twenty feet away from the ring the man stretches out his arms like an angel and another spotlight beams onto the deaf-defying man revealing it to be none other than LaVey. Just a couple of yards above the ring LaVey unclips himself and lands on his feet. LaVey is covered by his ceremonial black robe, only a small portion of his ashen coloured face is visible. "The Higher Power" calls for a microphone which is promptly provided by the MwF timekeeper.]

JP: What does this fruitcake think he's doing out here? In my opinion he shouldn't even be allowed in the crowd let alone in the ring!

[LaVey raises his arms towards the heavens and the lights slowly begin to come back to life. Circling the ring for several seconds LaVey draws in the boos from the crowd before waiting for them to hush down again.]

LaVey: It's to be expected that you mock me. You have all been pre-programmed to be ignorant and closed minded. One person I expected better of though was John Pilkington over their at the commentary booth.

Sully: Why did you have to go running your mouth JP? LaVey is all seeing and all hearing!

LaVey: The job of a commentator is to provide match analyse without bias. Yet I was reading your little column this week and you wrote that I was babbling Satanic references. When I think of the word babbling I think of someone talking about something they have no idea about, it was you who was doing the babbling Pilkington. You're not only ignorant but you're stupid, that's the cardinal sin of Satanism. You must be punished.

[LaVey drops his microphone, steps over the top rope of the ring and jumps down to the floor, just in front of the commentary position. Both Sully and JP get to their feet, Sully is backing off but JP remains defiant in his place.]

JP: I'm entitled to my opinion dammit!

[LaVey doesn't listen to him, instead he grabs him by the throat and tosses him over the desk and onto the padded floor below. JP bounces off and tries to scramble to his feet but LaVey picks him up and rolls him into the ring, then "The Higher Power" jumps onto the apron and climbs over the top rope. JP crawls over to the corner, trying to protect himself. However LaVey shows no mercy, he drags JP up by his lapels. LaVey hauls John Pilkington up and drops him over his back so he is placed in a human-hangman position. He holds JP by his neck while the helpless commentator dangles behind his back. Just as it appears LaVey is going to connect with the "Gateway to Hell" a loud roar comes from the crowd. Running down the ramp is MwF TV champion Troy Knight! LaVey drops JP down, Pilkington takes the chance to scurry out of the ring with his health still intact.]

Sully: JP is saved, you know I almost wish he'd taken that move then he'd shut up for five minutes!

[Troy Knight stands, staring at LaVey who stares right back at the MWF Television Champion. The crowd are roaring Troy Knight's name as the MWF Television Champion turns and makes his way back up the ramp.]

Sully: Well that was short lived but the real battle will come later tonight when the two men meet in the ring, man to man and JP will be giving his opion.

[JP has found his mike and rejoins Sully, he is still panting for breath.]

JP: That was...close

Sully: Sure was John, you need to try and keep that mouth of yours in check in the future.

JP: I owe Troy Knight one for that timely interception.

Sully: Yeah without him you'd be planted on your neck.

JP: I hope the next match has a hell of a lot of action, The Vine is taking on new boy Jay T in a singles match and I have my eye on The Vine as a future champion.

Sully: You are your predications, well to contradict you I see Vine getting somewhere but not up to MWF World Championship level...that's a little too beyond his level.

JP: How can you be sure?

Sully: Because just look at him, when he comes out here he doesn't act like an MWF World Champion...he doesn't have the build, the style, that factor which you need to be the MWF World Champion.

JP: He's against second rate opposition, when we saw him against Sean Harley last week he wrestled like a true hero.

Sully: Yeah and look at the beating he got for it, he could of run away and escaped the entire force of Dom Stoate but no he wanted to stay and fight.

JP: He didn't get much of a choice! Harley and Stoate were on him and he didn't see that chair shot coming...I don't think anyone did.

Sully: I am glad Stoate did that, it was a satisfying thud that's for sure.

JP: The MWF will be a little different once Stoate comes out tonight and explains all his actions over what happened last week when he turned his back on the fans who had welcomed him to the MWF.

Sully: He didn't turn his back on them, they don't realise that his force are quite possibly the saviours of the MWF.

JP: What makes you say that?

Sully: You've got Sean Harley who is the former MWF Television Champion and then you have Sozzey and Mak a tag team who tonight will show Kidman and Hell Fire Kidd exactly who is the boss.

JP: Where does The Vine fit into all this?

Sully: The Vine is proof that Stoate's force are to be reckoned with! He had the shit beaten out of him and I don't think that's the last time we'll see someone having the stuffing knocked out of them by Stoate's boys.

JP: We'll see if Jay T can turn the tables on The Vine here...I doubt he can as The Vine has that extra class that makes him a contender for serious gold in the MWF.