Dynamite 28022005

 


Seraph w/Alyssas

versus

"Paddy Punch" The Hobo w/Enigma

Hardcore Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Writer: Dom Stoate


After they have made their entrances, the bell rings and the match officially begins. Emphasis on the word officially as the two competitors do not start to fight each other right away. They just walk about the ring, sizing each other up carefully as they edge around each other carefully. The fans really get behind The Hobo as he is the most well-known and a new-turned face. He would get the upper hand as well. Whether or not that is a result of the fans getting behind him or just his experience, but he does. He'd lunge forwards, grabbing onto the head of Seraph and locking him up into a headlock.]

JP: The Hobo getting the upper hand in this match, locking Seraph up in an early attempt to stun him.

Sully: C'mon Seraph. Don't close up so early! Attack!


[The Hobo turned his head backwards a little bit and roared a roar of appreciation to the audience who cheer him back. He would tighten the hold a little bit before moving towards the ropes. It wasn't him, however, that was walking towards the ropes of his own free will. Seraph pushed him towards the ropes and eventually into them, bouncing him off them and freeing Seraph's head. The Hobo comes off the ropes and hits the newcomer with a massive clothesline that knocks him back onto his shoulders.]

JP: A huge shot from The Hobo who is really showing this newcomer how things are done in the Maximum Wrestling Federation.

[Seraph would show great difficulty as he struggled to stand, clutching to his face as he leaned on the ropes for support. The Hobo would gesture for him to stand before dashing forwards towards him. Seraph ducks beneath the oncoming clothesline and turns around, hitting The Hobo in the midsection, doubling him up. The Hobo cries out as the wind is knocked out of him and is at the mercy of a huge shot across the face from Seraph.]

Sully: That's the ticket! Hit him again!

JP: The Hobo in a recent speech sounded like he was upset by something and implied that tonight would be a special night for him in particular. I've not quite figured out for sure what he means, but if it does mean something, only those viewing Monday night Dynamite will know when it happens.

[Seraph looked to add on the pressure to The Hobo who is downed, clutching his head, by going to hit him with a stomp. He lands one before The Hobo gets to his feet again, leaning away from the second stomp to expertly avoid it. He counter-attacks with a close-range clothesline that nearly sends Seraph spinning all of the way to land on his front. The fans let out a huge cheer as he lands it and an even bigger one as he goes towards the turnbuckle.]

JP: The Hobo looking to put this one away early. He wants to end it right now and get on with what it was he is planning. Because I think he's definitely planning something.

Sully: I'd give him a huge pat on the back if he can end it this early, JP. Seraph may be new to the MWF, but he's certainly not new to wrestling.


JP: Well, it's looking like it's all over now.

Sully: The Hobo should have it real easy now.


[The Hobo slowly climbs up to the top rope to a chorus of boos from the Japanese fans. Enigma applauds him from the outside as The Hobo looks down at the downed Seraph and yells out, "Got Any Change?" Suddenly, an explosion of red pyro comes from the entrance ramp as Nirvana's "You Know You're Right" is now heard from the PA system. The fans stand and roar out cheers as Enigma and The Hobo look to see who's coming. Just then, the camera sees Doomsday coming from the crowd as he climbed over the security railing right behind The Hobo.]

JP: Uh-oh! Doomsday's here, and he wants revenge after what happened to him last week!

Sully: We're in the middle of a match. Can't he wait until it's done?

JP: I guess not. Look out!


[Doomsday climbs the steel stairs and grabs the Hobo from behind and tosses him from the top rope back into the ring. Enigma sees this and climbs into the ring at the same time Doomsday does. Engima rushes towards him, only to be met with a vicious clothesline by "The Deadly One". He rolls out of the ring just as Doomsday slowly turns towards The Hobo, who was slowly getting up near the middle of the ring, and grabs him by the throat. He yells some curse words at The Hobo as he lifts him up and delivers the Lock-n-Load, causing the fans to roar out applause.]

JP: Whoa! Doomsday really laid him out there!

Sully: The bad part about this is that it's all legal! Seraph should be disqualified for all this!

JP: Why should he be blamed for all this?

Sully: Just because.


[Doomsday continues to curse at The Hobo's fallen body as Seraph slowly comes around. Enigma returns to the ring with a steel chair in hand as he prepares to whack the former MWF World Champion with it. Just then, more cheers come from the ring as Viper J rushes from backstage towards the ring. He slides in and grabs the chair away from Enigma just as Doomsday turns around to see him. Viper J then tosses the chair to Doomsday, only for Doomsday to toss it right back to Enigma. He does catch the chair, but then gets drilled by a big boot that connected with the chair that went straight to Enigma's face! Blood instantly comes from Enigma's nose as he falls to the mat while Viper J and Seraph both climb to the top turnbuckle. At the same time, Viper J delivers The Low Down on Enigma as Seraph hits the Souled Out on The Hobo, both victims writhing in pain as the moves connected on them. Doomsday and Viper J leave the ring and head up the ramp as they looked to see what happens next.]

JP: Doomsday and ViperJ looked to be working as a team there...do you think this heralds another new tag team in the MWF?

Sully: They seem to be popping up all over the place right now!

The Hobo moves over towards the turnbuckle, clambering up onto turnbuckle before turning to face Seraph who is managing to get to his feet. The Hobo
would frown slightly before hopping off the turnbuckle and moving across towards his opponent. Making it look as easy as closing a door, The Hobo hits Seraph with the Bo Job and leaves him laying out in the middle of the canvas, sprawled out.]

JP: This has to be one of the quickest matches in MWF history! It will be if he lands this.

[Enigma has Alyssas preoccupied on the outside, stopping them from doing anything to interrupt The Hobo who is looking to end it right now. He would
glance about the arena, looking for confirmation from the fans that he was allowed to do it now. They would gesture for him to do so, so he would outstretch his arms, leaning back his head and bellowing loudly:]

GOT ANY CHAAAAAANNNGE?

[The fans would cry out: NO! in reply before he leaps off the turnbuckle, soaring across the ring to his fallen opponent and landing The Spare Change Splash!]

JP: Spare Change Splash! He's landed it and that's gotta be all for Seraph!

[The Hobo doesn't t even bother hooking the leg, pumping his fist in the air as the count is made...1 ...2 ...3! The fans roar in appreciation as he gets the win. He would raise his arms up into the air. He would signal towards Enigma, gesturing to him on the outside of the ring as Enigma reaches to the side and grabs onto a
microphone from an official. He would nod in thanks before gesturing for his music to be cut. It is cut shortly after he asks it.]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pin fall, The Hobo!

JP: What's happening? Is this going to be something about what he had been saying before?

[The Hobo opened his mouth as if ready to say something, but hesitates, lowering the microphone. He looked apologetic as he reaches the microphone up again, opening his mouth to say something. But again, no words come out. He would shake his head as the fans wait with baited breath before turning and dropping the microphone to the canvas. His music would hit again and Enigma, on the outside, would outstretch his hands, looking up at him as if to say why didn't t you? . The Hobo shrugged a little bit as he made his way to the edge of the ring.]

Sully: That's the most sense he's ever made, JP!

JP: I think he does have something he has to get off his chest, and the body language between Enigma and The Hobo there proved that theory. But he seems
reluctant to say whatever it is he wants to say.

Sully: Good. He talks to much anyway.


[The Hobo would make his way up the ramp with Enigma, looking back towards the ring as Seraph slowly makes it to his feet before gesturing with his hands and crying out: Wadda wadda, do ya wanna whoopin?! , turning and making her way up the ramp, followed by Enigma who, head lowered, speaks to him as the camera fades.]

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