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"The Living Legend" Insane Wayne and Mickino "Big Daddy" Thompino w/Ben Calver

Tag Team Match

Referee: Grant August

Peter Santos: This match is a standard tag team contest, scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of 516 lbs., Anarkist and Joe Foale!

["Papercut" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the crowd roar as the team of Joe Foale and Anarkist walk out onto the entrance way, Foale taunts to the fans while Anarkist walks down the ramp to the ring.]

JP: Anarkist looking very focused here tonight.

Sully: It'll be interesting to see how these two get on tonight, they haven't had the best of relationships recently.

JP: It appears that Anarkist seems to have a slight admiration for Foale's courage.

Sully: Courage? Foale is blessed with nothing short of stupidity.

Peter Santos: And the opponents, weighing in at a combined weight 545 lbs., accompanied by Ben Calver, "The Living Legend" Insane Wayne and Mickino "Big Daddy" Thompino!

[The crowd jeer as "My Sacrifice" by Creed blasts from the PA system and the two big men walk onto the entrance way, Ben Calver walking just behind them.]

JP: How can Insane Wayne justifty calling himself "The Living Legend"?

Sully: Because he is!

JP: What has he ever won in the MWF?

Sully: It is not what he has done here, it is what he has done elsewhere that counts. He's been the UWF World Champion before.

JP: There are too many former UWF World Champions around if you ask me!

[Insane Wayne and Mickino Thompino take to the ring, Anarkist and Joe Foale stand their ground and Grant August makes sure that an all out brawl doesn't spark off. Anarkist looks at Insane Wayne and Mickino and offers a gesture of anger, the crowd roar for Anarkist and Joe Foale takes his place on the ring apron. Insane Wayne points to the ring apron and "Big Daddy" obeys the command.]

Sully: Looks like it is going to be Insane Wayne and Anarkist to start us off here tonight.

JP: Should be an entertaining contest, so the two biggest men in the MWF to kick things off for us here in this second tag contest of the night.

[The bell sounds and Anarkist comes charging at Insane Wayne, but "The Living Legend" shows his experience and knocks Anarkist back with an elbow, he comes back at Anarkist and hits multiple kicks to the body of Anarkist and quickly hits the softcore, a legsweep onto the mat...and Anarkist is down. Insane Wayne walks to the turnbuckle, Ben Calver shouting encouragement from the outside, Insane Wayne taunts the crowd before taking off and looking for the Crushed Ice off the turnbuckle...Wayne goes crashing onto the mat and finds no one home as Anarkist rolls out of the way and makes the tag to Joe Foale.]

Sully: Great, we get to see the MWF's official pipsqueek in the ring now.

JP: Pipsqueek!? You wouldn't call him that to his face Sully.

Sully: I might you know.

[Joe Foale comes running and begins to stomp on the body of Insane Wayne, one, two, three, four times he brings his foot down on the back of "The Living Legend". The crowd cheer as Joe Foale gets Insane Wayne to his feet, he whips Wayne into the ropes and Wayne blunders into the ropes and back again as Joe Foale leaps up and connects with a sweet dropkick to the chest of Insane Wayne. Wayne goes thudding back onto the mat and Joe Foale runs to the ropes and comes flying back with a lionsault, he hooks the leg...1...2! Insane Wayne kicks out with some authority.]

JP: Hmmm, Foale needs to work on his tactics more.

Sully: "The Living Legend" isn't going to go down without a legendary performance.

[Joe Foale grabs Insane Wayne by his hair and pulls him over to the corner and tags in Anarkist. Mickino Thompino watches on as Joe Foale and Anarkist begin to double team Insane Wayne by propping him up in the corner..and both men slap Wayne across the chest. "Big Daddy" has seen enough and comes running into the ring, Grant August is powerless to stop him as Mickino Thompino runs at Anarkist and takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head..Anarkist drops forward and lands face first on the canvas. Joe Foale turns round and leaps out of the ring before Mickino Thompino can grab hold of him, Mickino brings Insane Wayne back around and Wayne sees the fallen Anarkist and immediately goes for the cover. Grant August counts as Mickino makes his way back to his corner...1...! Anarkist rolls the shoulder.]

JP: Phew! That was a scary moment there, but Wayne didn't even manage a two count.

Sully: Give him time, he knows what he is doing.

JP: You have to say that Anarkist and Joe Foale look a good team at the moment, you never would have guessed this was the first time they'd worked together.

[Insane Wayne gets back up, and so does Anarkist. The two men stand face to face, before Wayne punches Anarkist, but it has no effect, the crowd roar as the MWF's official monster fires back a number of right hands before grabbing Insane Wayne, lifting him up, and the crowd cheer as Anarkist hits a death valley driver...Insane Wayne crashing onto the canvas. Joe Foale has got up top, and Anarkist moves out of the way as Foale leaps off the top rope and hits a frog splash onto the grounded Insane Wayne...Foale rolls out of the ring as Ben Calver shouts at Grant August to do something. Anarkist while Grant August is busy arguing with Calver, shouts to Joe Foale....Foale pulls out a steel chair from under the ring and slides it to Anarkist. Mickino Thompino comes running into the ring to help Insane Wayne...but Anarkist brings the chair up and "Big Daddy" charges head first into a huge chair shot!]

Sully: Ouch! I think Mickino Thompino's head has just been taken off!

JP: Anarkist has just laid out "Big Daddy" Thompino with an absolutly huge chairshot!

[Ben Calver is now enraged a ringside, Anarkist turns his attention back to Insane Wayne who is now struggling to his feet. Anarkist grabs Wayne and lifts him into position...the crowd know what is coming as Wayne is lifted up and The Broken Rule from Anarkist sends Insane Wayne hurtling to his doom. Grant August turns round, ignoring Calver and the crowd count the pin as Joe Foale runs around to the otherside of the ring and grabs Ben Calver and throws him headfirst into the ringpost...August's hand slaps the canvas...1....2....3!]

Peter Santos: And your winners of this contest, through pinfall, Anarkist and Joe Foale!

Sully: Insane Wayne and Mickino Thompino have been cheated here on Monday Night Dynamite, they deserved this victory and they had it stolen from under their noses!

JP: I think it was perfectly fair, it was their manager Ben Calver who really cost them the win. But you can take nothing away from the brilliant performance by the newly forged team of Anarkist and Joe Foale.

[Grant August raises the hand of Anarkist in truimph, Anarkist punches the air in delight that his winning streak continues. Joe Foale has climbed into the ring, he looks down and picks up the steel chair that was used on Mickino Thompino. Foale takes the chair and walks slowly behind the celebrating Anarkist.]

Sully: I think this partnership is about to come to an end!

JP: God no!

[The crowd jeer as Joe Foale brings the chair down on the back of Anarkist's head with a savage blow, it echo's like a gunshot around the arena. The crowd scream as Anarkist drops to his knees, as if awaiting the final bullet, and Joe Foale brings the chair down once again on the temple of Anarkist, the MWF's official beast drops to the canvas and Foale throws the chair down ontop of him and spits with rage on the body of Anarkist.]

Sully: I can't believe Joe Foale just did that...what an attitude this young man has!

JP: Anarkist has been ravaged by a man he thought was becoming a friend...

Sully: Shows you should never trust anyone in the world of wrestling...

JP: Especially in the MWF, it's full of backstabbing at the moment.

[Joe Foale slides from the ring as "Freak On A Leash" by KoRn hits the PA system and the MWF's youngest star walks up the entrance ramp....looking back on the carnage he has caused in the ring.]

Sully: It looks like Foale wants his chance to take Anarkist on man to man again.

JP: He never did get his chance to do that...but perhaps now we will see a new side to Joe Foale.

Sully: Anarkist is going to have a hell of a lot to say about all this.

JP: I bet he won't be too happy about everything that happened!

Sully: I wouldn't be!

[The camera cuts backstage, and we are in the locker room of the "Canadian Connection". Canadian flags adorn the walls of the small room, The Desired Toe and Hart Evans sit in the corner, nursing their wounds from their victory earlier in the night against Matt Moore and Tempest. Amanda is tending to the blood coming from Rick Jones, she speaks in a soft tone.]

Amanda: Rick, I don't think you should be fighting Sam King tonight.

Jones: Why the hell not?

Amanda: Because you just took a beating at the hands of Thunder Bull...

Jones: I took a beating! What about the one that Thunder Bull took from us...the one that has possibly cost that son of a bitch his career.

Amanda: He deserved everything he got...but honest I don't want you getting hurt tonight.

Jones: You think that Sam King, "The King" from Texas can hurt me. Sam King is about as American as you can get, arrogant....

[The Desired Toe and Hart Evans pipe up from the corner.]

Toe: Stupid....

Evans: Bastard child...

Amanda: So you think you'll walk all over him?

Jones: I wouldn't say it will be a walk over, but I know that I always have you guys watching my back and that means more to me than any victory. You see darling, it's all part of my plan that I told you about. The MWF is full of rotting American scum and slowly but surely we will sweep our way through the MWF and clear out the dead wood and make it a Canadian friendly promotion, we'll eventually make our way to the arenas of Vancouver....Toronto, and then honey, you will know that our plan is complete.

Amanda: At least we have the MWF President on board.

Toe: A great man!

Evans: Legend!

Jones: He is a real asset, and he got me this match with Sam King tonight, and for that I am thankful. I have wanted a chance to really prove myself, I fought "The Maimer" and I couldn't focus properly against that half talent. I did not feel like I was being rewarded for my efforts by week after week facing a man as weak as Matt Moore.

Evans: And you facing Sam King also gives us a way into the MWF Tag Team Titles.

Jones: Yes....if I beat King then no doubt his ego will tell him to ask for a rematch.

Toe: Except that rematch won't be against you...it'll be him and The Jeopardizer versus The Desired Toe and "The Headliner" Hart Evans!

Amanda: A most cunning plan darling.

[Amanda gives Rick Jones a kiss on the cheek. The door opens and the MWF's General Manager Fozzy walks into the locker room with Laura Walker, the MWF President's daughter behind him.]

Fozzy: Good evening gentlemen.

Jones: What you doing in here you son of a bitch?

Fozzy: I'm just inspecting my property.

Jones: We ain't no property.

Fozzy: What makes you think I was referring to you?

Jones: Because we are a part of this building...

Toe: Fozzy you shut your cakehole!

Fozzy: Ah! The Desired Toe! What a name....what a man, tell me just how did you come up with such a strange idea for a wrestling name.

Toe: Ain't none of your damn business.

[Hart Evans stands up and walks over to the MWF's General Manager...he stands toe to toe with him.]

Evans: How come you decided to show your face again?

Fozzy: Well...Laura and I decided we had a bit of catching up to do...so we took a short holiday to Babados.

Laura: Was lovely.

Jones: The best holidays are in the Rockies, ain't nothing like clean Canadian air, better than this foul smelling Iowa stench.

Laura: I have always wanted to visit Canada...perhaps you could show me sometime?

[Laura smiles as she says this...and Rick Jones blushes, The Desired Toe gets to his feet.]

Toe: I could show you 'marm, I could show you a real good time back in Canada...I know all...

Jones: Toe shut your God damn mouth! Now Fozzy, tell us what you want before I kick your ass out of here faster than you can say "Who shot the President"....

Fozzy: I told you, I'm just inspecting my property...come on Laura we've wasted enough time here.

[The MWF's General Manager leaves, hand in hand with the President's daughter who sports her large engagement ring on her finger, she turns and smiles at The Desired Toe as she leaves. Toe blushes and melts into the corner.]

Jones: Bastard! Come on Amanda leads head to the ring, I've got a Texan to beat. You two can follow when you're ready.

Evans: Okay, make sure you watch out for his partner The Jeopardizer, we'll do our best to keep you scouted.

Jones: Thanks, see you.

[Jones and Amanda make their way out of the locker room and towards the arena...Toe and Evans are left sitting around.]

Toe: Damn she's pretty.

Evans: Who?

Toe: The President's daughter.

Evans: Toe! Don't you go getting in some shit you can't possibly comprehend.

Toe: Do you reckon if we do a good job for the President, he'll let me see her.

Evans: Are you blind or stupid?

Toe: What?

Evans: She hates her father...she's getting married to the General Manager! Now come on Toe lets get moving.

[The Desired Toe and Hart Evans leave the locker room and make their way towards the arena..the camera cuts back to JP and Sully.]

Sully: Haha! The Desired Toe is such a funny guy!

JP: I think we're going to see a great match next, "The King" is going up against a third of the "Canadian Connection".

Sully: Perhaps it is time that Sam King was brought back down to earth with a bump.

JP: He already has been, when he lost to Wildfire in that thrilling cage match!

Sully: He sure took one hell of a bump in that match.

JP: And it is nothing compared to what both men are going to give and recieved next week, May 5th, for Monday Night Dynamite's 20th eappearance on television when Sam King and Wildfire go head to head in a Japanese Death Match.

Sully: First King has to try and battle through Rick "Acid" Jones...while Wildfire can walk over The Jeopardizer.

JP: Walk over!? Sully are you insane....The Jeopardizer is not going to give in without a fight against Wildfire.

Sully: He might, and I think he will.

JP: Why?

Sully: The Jeopardizer is simply the MWF Xtreme Champion, compared to Wildfire who is the MWF's TV Champion...a title that is worth such much more. Also this is not an Xtreme match so The Jeopardizer is out of terroritory.

JP: I think you really have lost it Sully, The Jeopardizer is going to put up one hell of a fight against Wildfire, so as to help his buddy Sam King.