The Jeopardizer versus Jae Dee Ar, Singles Match

['Enter the Jeopardy' hits the PA system triggering the huge pop from the crowd and the lights focus on the entranceway. The Jeopardizer comes flying out with a big smile on his face. He taunts on the platform, before slowly making his way down the ramp to the unforgiving ring.]

Peter Santos: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; weighing in at 215lbs, The Jeopardizer!

[Jay-Z enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. He soaks in all the crowd's cheers before standing back down in the corner, ready for his opponent.]

JP: The Jeopardizer, ladies and gentleman, has been picked out as the underdog in the match. But this could be very interesting.

Sully: My money's on Jae Dee Ar because of that vicious attack he delivered to Jay-Z a day and a half ago!

['Lose Yourself' by Eminem hits the PA system and Jae Dee Ar walks out confidently with a serious expression on his face.]

Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Tokyo, Japan; weighing in at 222lbs… Jae Dee Ar!

[Jae Dee Ar enters the ring, his eyes lock-up with Jay-Z. Jae Dee Ar continues to try and stare-out the young Canadian but to no avail. The bell rings signaling the start.]

JP: I think Jae Dee Ar will get the upper hand at the start, Sully. Although his main wrestling style is martial arts, this man can get technical as he proved last Monday at Dynamite.

Sully: That kid has some talent, JP!

[Jay-Z goes to lock-up with Jae Dee Ar but the martial artist kicks Jay-Z's hand and follows up with a leg-sweep. Jae Dee Ar runs against the ropes and before Jay-Z can even get to his feet, Jae Dee Ar hits a sliding dropkick on the ground into Jay-Z's face!]

Sully: Ouch! I told you this guy was good.

[Jae Dee Ar picks up Jay-Z by the head and whips him against the ropes, Jay-Z fires back with a shoulder block. Jae Dee Ar gets to his feet but the quickness of Jay-Z gets the better of him, and he goes down to the mat with a quick clothesline. Jay-Z taunts the crowd who cheer him on.]

JP: Jay-Z using his speedy wrestling style to his advantage against Jae Dee Ar, there.

[Jay-Z picks up Jae Dee Ar and executes a perfect snap suplex. He goes for a cover, but Jae Dee Ar easily kicks out at 1 and a half. Jay-Z picks up Jae Dee Ar again and locks him in a headlock. Jae Dee Ar battles out and takes down Jay-Z with a fantastic-countering backdrop. Jae Dee Ar picks himself off the mat and slowly walks over to the turnbuckle.]

Sully: What's on Jae Dee Ar's mind, JP? Is he going up high?

JP: I don't know. I've heard this guy is a bit of a high flyer, too.

[Jae Dee Ar climbs the turnbuckle backward, therefore keeping his eyes on Jay-Z who's slowly getting to his feet. The crowd is cheering both competitors on, as Jae Dee Ar then levels The Jeopardizer with a perfect martial arts kick off the middle rope. Jae Dee Ar quickly makes a cover and referee Chad Pattison counts a fast 2-count!]

Sully: Ooh! How close… I thought Jae Dee Ar had it there.

[Jae Dee Ar picks Jay-Z up off his feet and whips him against the ropes. Jae Dee Ar is ready this time, and executes a quick monkey toss. Jae Dee Ar runs over to the turnbuckle and scampers up it. Amazingly he climbs to the top rope in a matter of seconds. He stands there for a few seconds getting his composure, before flying off it onto the prone Jay-Z. But, in the last split-second before impact Jay-Z flings himself out of the danger area and Jae Dee Ar connects his somersault-leg-drop with the canvas!]

JP: Oh, man! How did Jay-Z get outta the way of that?! That was huge!

Sully: Did you see the impact that Jae Dee Ar hit the floor with?!

[Jae Dee Ar writhes around in pain as Jay-Z gets his posture back. The crowd is cheering for both men, trying desperately to coach the competitors back into the match. Jay-Z gets to his feet after several seconds, and looks down at Jae Dee Ar who's still on the floor. Jay-Z waits for Jae Dee Ar to get up onto his knees, before positioning himself behind Jae Dee Ar, bouncing off the ropes, flying over the head of Jae Dee Ar, and eventually slamming his head into the canvas using his knees!]

Sully: Was that the…??

JP: DEEP JEOPARDY! By god, what a move!

Sully: Wow! Jae Dee Ar is out of it!

[The Jeopardizer slowly hooks the leg of Jae Dee Ar and Pattison counts: 1… 2……JAE DEE AR KICKS OUT!! In what seemed like a disastrously long 2-count, the seemingly knocked out Jae Dee Ar fired his right arm off the canvas!]

JP: How the hell did Jae Dee Ar kick out?! This guy's one tough sun'va bitch!

Sully: Pattison supposed to be a fast counter! That two count went on forever!

[Jay-Z is amazed and looks all around in shock. He climbs back up to his feet with his hands on his head. Suddenly from behind Jae Dee Ar rolls up Jay-Z! A confused Pattison does his job as counts the pinning predicament 1…2… THE JEOPARDIZER KICKS OUT! Jay-Z shoots up in the air at the same time as Jae Dee Ar! The two stare at each other before exchanging blows. Jae Dee Ar ducks an attack from Jay-Z and as Jay-Z turns round, Jae Dee Ar shoots a thunderous martial arts super-kick onto the head of Jay-Z knocking him out cold!]

JP: OH MAN! Jae Dee Ar just took the head off The Jeopardizer!

[The attack took the energy out of Jae Dee Ar too, and both men fall to the canvas with the energy drained out of them. Chad Pattison checks both men before starting the 10-count. After Pattison gets to 7, Jae Dee Ar slowly gets to his feet. The crowd is cheering again at the tops of their voices for both faces, but Jay-Z is still down following the kick. Suddenly, the crowd's volume gets even higher as they realise King is going to join the fray! The Xtreme title finalist runs down the ramp at top speed.]

Sully: Look who it is, JP! It's Sam King!

JP: I can see that - but why the hell is he out here!?

Sully: To help Jay-Z off course!

JP: But I thought them two had had a falling out.

[King enters the ring and before Pattison can do anything, he's knocked out the way, and down to the floor on the outside. King takes down Jae Dee Ar with a thunderous clothesline. Jae Dee Ar slowly rises, just in time for King to hit the King DDT!]

Sully: Ah! This match has erupted! There's no order whatsoever.

[King tries to revive the Jeopardizer but he's still out of it following Jae Dee Ar's kick. Sam King then exits the ring and searches underneath the ring for something. After a few seconds 'The King' pops out with the infamous ladder!]

JP: Oh my! Sam King looks like he's going to get things Xtreme already!

[Sam King slides the ladder under the bottom rope and sets it up in the corner of the ring. King starts to climb the ladder like there's no tomorrow; rung-by-rung higher and high he gets, until finally he reaches the very top rung! King looks all around at the 3000-odd people supporting him all the way. King then dives off the top ladder, and turns round backward 270 degrees in the air, and lands his body onto the martial artist, Jae Dee Ar!]

JP: FIFTEEN FEET THROUGH THE AIR! KING JUST LANDED A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO JAE DEE AR!

[All three men are now down on the mat, including the referee. All three men lay there for what seems like an eternity. But King somehow finds the energy drape The Jeopardizer's arm onto Jae Dee Ar's chest, and slide out of the ring. He tugs at the referee's shirt trying to revive Pattison. Chad shakes his head and looks at the carnage in the ring. Chad pulls himself into the ring using the ring apron, and slowly brings up his arm: 1……… 2……… 3!! THE JEOPARDIZER WINS IT!]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, The Jeopardizer!

Sully: Thanks to Sam King - Jay-Z picked up the victory! What a match!

JP: A controversial victory all the same, though, Sully.

Sully: But just look at the carnage in the ring! A match that was supposed to be lower card might just have bumped its self up a few notches. What a match!

[Sam King slowly makes his way up the ramp clutching his stomach. He smiles into the ring and raises his hand. The crowd is cheering the victor of the match, who is stirring slightly in the ring. The scene fades to a commercial break.]

Sully: What's up next, John?

JP: The next ma-

["Debaser" by the Pixies hits the PA system. Fozzy struts onto the ramp and receives tremendous jeers from the crowd.]

JP: This guy loves interrupting me!

[The MWF General Manager heads to the ring with a microphone wrapped tightly in his hand. He climbs the ring steps and enters the ring through the second and third ropes. Before the booing dies down, Fozzy speaks, as if the jeers didn't exist.]

Fozzy: Ask yourselves truthfully, after all, truth is the only policy to go by - What would this Pay Per View, this… federation be, without the General Manager? Ed thinks he's the real work behind MWF, and I would say you guys think the same…

[The small crowd cheer for President Ed Walker. Fozzy shakes his head in dissapointment.]

Fozzy: You people don't understand at all. You people don't know the tru-

["Comeback" by Foo Fighters disturbs Fozzy mid-word and the GM turns to the entrance. Prez Ed speeds to the ring faster than lightning. He slides into the ring and halfway across it, meeting Fozzy in the middle. He spears the General Manager to the floor and rolls straight back out of the ring. The crowd applaud the President as he walks up the ramp, breathing heavily.]

JP: What the hell happened there?

Sully: I guess Ed Walker didn't like what Fozzy had to say… whatever that was…

[Fozzy crawls to the microphone and looks up at Ed, as his hair droops over his eyes.]

Fozzy: I'll reveal you, Walker. I'll reveal you to the world, your fans…

JP: Huh?

[Ed ignores Fozzy's words and continues up the ramp.]


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