The Jeopardizer versus Jae Dee Ar, Singles
Match
['Enter the Jeopardy' hits the PA system triggering the huge pop
from the crowd and the lights focus on the entranceway. The
Jeopardizer comes flying out with a big smile on his face. He taunts
on the platform, before slowly making his way down the ramp to the
unforgiving ring.]
Peter Santos: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; weighing in at
215lbs, The Jeopardizer!
[Jay-Z enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. He soaks in all
the crowd's cheers before standing back down in the corner, ready for
his opponent.]
JP: The Jeopardizer, ladies and gentleman,
has been picked out as the underdog in the match. But this could be
very interesting.
Sully: My money's on Jae Dee Ar because of
that vicious attack he delivered to Jay-Z a day and a half
ago!
['Lose Yourself' by Eminem hits the PA system and Jae Dee Ar walks
out confidently with a serious expression on his face.]
Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Tokyo, Japan; weighing in
at 222lbs… Jae Dee Ar!
[Jae Dee Ar enters the ring, his eyes lock-up with Jay-Z. Jae Dee
Ar continues to try and stare-out the young Canadian but to no avail.
The bell rings signaling the start.]
JP: I think Jae Dee Ar will get the upper
hand at the start, Sully. Although his main wrestling style is
martial arts, this man can get technical as he proved last Monday at
Dynamite.
Sully: That kid has some talent, JP!
[Jay-Z goes to lock-up with Jae Dee Ar but the martial artist
kicks Jay-Z's hand and follows up with a leg-sweep. Jae Dee Ar runs
against the ropes and before Jay-Z can even get to his feet, Jae Dee
Ar hits a sliding dropkick on the ground into Jay-Z's face!]
Sully: Ouch! I told you this guy was
good.
[Jae Dee Ar picks up Jay-Z by the head and whips him against the
ropes, Jay-Z fires back with a shoulder block. Jae Dee Ar gets to his
feet but the quickness of Jay-Z gets the better of him, and he goes
down to the mat with a quick clothesline. Jay-Z taunts the crowd who
cheer him on.]
JP: Jay-Z using his speedy wrestling style
to his advantage against Jae Dee Ar, there.
[Jay-Z picks up Jae Dee Ar and executes a perfect snap suplex. He
goes for a cover, but Jae Dee Ar easily kicks out at 1 and a half.
Jay-Z picks up Jae Dee Ar again and locks him in a headlock. Jae Dee
Ar battles out and takes down Jay-Z with a fantastic-countering
backdrop. Jae Dee Ar picks himself off the mat and slowly walks over
to the turnbuckle.]
Sully: What's on Jae Dee Ar's mind, JP? Is
he going up high?
JP: I don't know. I've heard this guy is a
bit of a high flyer, too.
[Jae Dee Ar climbs the turnbuckle backward, therefore keeping his
eyes on Jay-Z who's slowly getting to his feet. The crowd is cheering
both competitors on, as Jae Dee Ar then levels The Jeopardizer with a
perfect martial arts kick off the middle rope. Jae Dee Ar quickly
makes a cover and referee Chad Pattison counts a fast 2-count!]
Sully: Ooh! How close… I thought Jae Dee Ar
had it there.
[Jae Dee Ar picks Jay-Z up off his feet and whips him against the
ropes. Jae Dee Ar is ready this time, and executes a quick monkey
toss. Jae Dee Ar runs over to the turnbuckle and scampers up it.
Amazingly he climbs to the top rope in a matter of seconds. He stands
there for a few seconds getting his composure, before flying off it
onto the prone Jay-Z. But, in the last split-second before impact
Jay-Z flings himself out of the danger area and Jae Dee Ar connects
his somersault-leg-drop with the canvas!]
JP: Oh, man! How did Jay-Z get outta the way
of that?! That was huge!
Sully: Did you see the impact that Jae Dee
Ar hit the floor with?!
[Jae Dee Ar writhes around in pain as Jay-Z gets his posture back.
The crowd is cheering for both men, trying desperately to coach the
competitors back into the match. Jay-Z gets to his feet after several
seconds, and looks down at Jae Dee Ar who's still on the floor. Jay-Z
waits for Jae Dee Ar to get up onto his knees, before positioning
himself behind Jae Dee Ar, bouncing off the ropes, flying over the
head of Jae Dee Ar, and eventually slamming his head into the canvas
using his knees!]
Sully: Was that the…??
JP: DEEP JEOPARDY! By god, what a
move!
Sully: Wow! Jae Dee Ar is out of it!
[The Jeopardizer slowly hooks the leg of Jae Dee Ar and Pattison
counts: 1… 2……JAE DEE AR KICKS OUT!! In what seemed like a
disastrously long 2-count, the seemingly knocked out Jae Dee Ar fired
his right arm off the canvas!]
JP: How the hell did Jae Dee Ar kick out?!
This guy's one tough sun'va bitch!
Sully: Pattison supposed to be a fast
counter! That two count went on forever!
[Jay-Z is amazed and looks all around in shock. He climbs back up
to his feet with his hands on his head. Suddenly from behind Jae Dee
Ar rolls up Jay-Z! A confused Pattison does his job as counts the
pinning predicament 1…2… THE JEOPARDIZER KICKS OUT! Jay-Z shoots up
in the air at the same time as Jae Dee Ar! The two stare at each
other before exchanging blows. Jae Dee Ar ducks an attack from Jay-Z
and as Jay-Z turns round, Jae Dee Ar shoots a thunderous martial arts
super-kick onto the head of Jay-Z knocking him out cold!]
JP: OH MAN! Jae Dee Ar just took the head
off The Jeopardizer!
[The attack took the energy out of Jae Dee Ar too, and both men
fall to the canvas with the energy drained out of them. Chad Pattison
checks both men before starting the 10-count. After Pattison gets to
7, Jae Dee Ar slowly gets to his feet. The crowd is cheering again at
the tops of their voices for both faces, but Jay-Z is still down
following the kick. Suddenly, the crowd's volume gets even higher as
they realise King is going to join the fray! The Xtreme title
finalist runs down the ramp at top speed.]
Sully: Look who it is, JP! It's Sam
King!
JP: I can see that - but why the hell is he
out here!?
Sully: To help Jay-Z off course!
JP: But I thought them two had had a falling
out.
[King enters the ring and before Pattison can do anything, he's
knocked out the way, and down to the floor on the outside. King takes
down Jae Dee Ar with a thunderous clothesline. Jae Dee Ar slowly
rises, just in time for King to hit the King DDT!]
Sully: Ah! This match has erupted! There's
no order whatsoever.
[King tries to revive the Jeopardizer but he's still out of it
following Jae Dee Ar's kick. Sam King then exits the ring and
searches underneath the ring for something. After a few seconds 'The
King' pops out with the infamous ladder!]
JP: Oh my! Sam King looks like he's going to
get things Xtreme already!
[Sam King slides the ladder under the bottom rope and sets it up
in the corner of the ring. King starts to climb the ladder like
there's no tomorrow; rung-by-rung higher and high he gets, until
finally he reaches the very top rung! King looks all around at the
3000-odd people supporting him all the way. King then dives off the
top ladder, and turns round backward 270 degrees in the air, and
lands his body onto the martial artist, Jae Dee Ar!]
JP: FIFTEEN FEET THROUGH THE AIR! KING JUST
LANDED A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO JAE DEE AR!
[All three men are now down on the mat, including the referee. All
three men lay there for what seems like an eternity. But King somehow
finds the energy drape The Jeopardizer's arm onto Jae Dee Ar's chest,
and slide out of the ring. He tugs at the referee's shirt trying to
revive Pattison. Chad shakes his head and looks at the carnage in the
ring. Chad pulls himself into the ring using the ring apron, and
slowly brings up his arm: 1……… 2……… 3!! THE JEOPARDIZER WINS IT!]
Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, The
Jeopardizer!
Sully: Thanks to Sam King - Jay-Z picked up
the victory! What a match!
JP: A controversial victory all the same,
though, Sully.
Sully: But just look at the carnage in the
ring! A match that was supposed to be lower card might just have
bumped its self up a few notches. What a match!
[Sam King slowly makes his way up the ramp clutching his stomach.
He smiles into the ring and raises his hand. The crowd is cheering
the victor of the match, who is stirring slightly in the ring. The
scene fades to a commercial break.]
Sully: What's up next, John?
JP: The next ma-
["Debaser" by the Pixies hits the PA system. Fozzy struts onto the
ramp and receives tremendous jeers from the crowd.]
JP: This guy loves interrupting me!
[The MWF General Manager heads to the ring with a microphone
wrapped tightly in his hand. He climbs the ring steps and enters the
ring through the second and third ropes. Before the booing dies down,
Fozzy speaks, as if the jeers didn't exist.]
Fozzy: Ask yourselves truthfully, after all,
truth is the only policy to go by - What would this Pay Per View,
this… federation be, without the General Manager? Ed thinks he's the
real work behind MWF, and I would say you guys think the same…
[The small crowd cheer for President Ed Walker. Fozzy shakes his
head in dissapointment.]
Fozzy: You people don't understand at all.
You people don't know the tru-
["Comeback" by Foo Fighters disturbs Fozzy mid-word and the GM
turns to the entrance. Prez Ed speeds to the ring faster than
lightning. He slides into the ring and halfway across it, meeting
Fozzy in the middle. He spears the General Manager to the floor and
rolls straight back out of the ring. The crowd applaud the President
as he walks up the ramp, breathing heavily.]
JP: What the hell happened there?
Sully: I guess Ed Walker didn't like what
Fozzy had to say… whatever that was…
[Fozzy crawls to the microphone and looks up at Ed, as his hair
droops over his eyes.]
Fozzy: I'll reveal you, Walker. I'll reveal
you to the world, your fans…
JP: Huh?
[Ed ignores Fozzy's words and continues up the ramp.]
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