Sozzey and Mak versus Sean Harley and Scotty Heart versus Tempest and The Hobo versus Kid Insanity and Nova

Tag Team Chaos Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Kyle Bauer

Peter Santos: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall, introducing first.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. From Nottingham, England.. He is.. Scotty Heart!

['Gasoline' by Audoslave plays as Scotty Heart comes out onto the ramp, looking out in the MWF arena, before smiling a second and walking down to the ring..]

JP: You can't say that Scotty Heart doesn't look good!

Sully: Yes, he's definently still in shape, and the crowd here wants to see him kick some Kronik ass!

[Scotty stands up on the second rope, and the crowd cheers for him for once.]

Peter Santos: And his tag team partner.. Weighing in at 220 pounds.. from Chelmsford, England.. He is 'Phoenix' Sean Harley!

[The crowd immedietly erupts in jeers as Harley comes out onto the stage, to the tune of 'Last Man Standing' by Biohazard, and they don't stop. Stuff begins to get thrown at him and he just laughs and spits at the nearest fan. Unfortunently for Harley's already bad rep, it's a little kid and his parent hits him in the face with a hotdog! Harley marches down to the ring, having a last minute pow wow with Scotty Heart..]

JP: Wow, you can't say that the fans like or want anything to do with Sean Harley..

Sully: Ah they're just jealous!

Peter Santos: And their opponents.. at a combined weight of 555 pounds.. From Brooklyn, New York.. They are.. Kronik!

[The crowd has a mixed reaction as Kronik begin to march their way down to the ring, focusing on Heart and Harley.. The bell rings as they get to the ring.. The ref has finished searching Harley and Heart for weapons, and after he searches Kronik.. He signals for Heart and Mak to start off..]

Sully: Mak and Scotty Heart start off!

[Mak and Heart lock up, and jock for position, neither gaining a clear advantage until Mak begins to get shoved right into Heart and Harley's corner! Scotty delivers a pair of high knees before making the tag and the two work on a double team stomp despite the protest from the ref!]

JP: Harley and Heart with the double team..

Sully: That's good tag team instinct!

[Harley goes to pull Mak up, but Mak grabs Harley and head butts him, stunning him enough for Mak to get up and stand to full height.. Harley turns around right into Mak who delivers a clothesline which nearly beheads him!]

JP: Ouch!

Sully: Major clothesline!

[Mak yanks Harley to his feet and throws him in his corner.. He then charges in with a clothesline but Sean gets the boots up, causing Mak to stumble away.. Sean makes a blind tag and totally wipes out Mak with a second rope crossbody, and as Mak gets up, totally focused on Harley, Heart delivers a reverse DDT!]

JP: Ooh!

Sully: Yeah, ouch. Harley and Heart are working together while Kronik can't get out of the box!

[Heart drops a pair of knees ring into the face of Mak, before pulling him up and tossing him off the ropes.. Mak comes back to shoulder block Heart, who goes down, and Mak instinctively turns around, wanting to get the tag right away, but Harley sees it coming and runs into the ring with a dropkick! He then grabs Sozzey from the apron, hanging him up on the top rope!]

Sully: Now that's what I call teamwork!

JP: Kronik in trouble!

[Harley and Heart pull Mak up before delivering a double team suplex.. Heart slides in for the cover.. 1.. 2.. No! Sozzeys back in, and he makes quick work of Sean Harley and turns him inside out with a single clothesline.. But Heart clubs down on Sozzey.. but the numbers game eventually plays out and Mak and Sozzey both begin to club down on Scotty Heart..]

JP: That's why they were tag team champs!

Sully: Yeah, Harley and Heart may be veterans, but Kronik are one of the best tag teams we've ever seen here in the MWF!

[Scotty Heart battles out of the double team with a forearm shot to Mak, before spinning and doing the same to Sozzey! He's building major momentum, spinning and dropping Mak with a forearm shot before turning and getting lifted into the air and dropped to the mat with a powerful spinebuster!]

JP: Ouch!

Sully: So much for the comeback!

[Sozzey and Harley get forced to the apron by the ref, and both Heart and Mak could use a tag.. Mak is closer, and begins crawling.. But he doesn't get far! Heart, on his knees, grabs the ankle of Mak and begins tugging on him, seperating the Kronik once again.. Sozzey is furious, and Mak is pulled all the way to the opposite side of the ring, and with a tag, in comes Sean Harley. Harley and Heart place Mak on the top rope, and Heart gives Harley a boost, shooting him up to Mak with a huge clothesline! Mak can't keep his position and falls backwards off the top rope! He hits hard onto the outside, and Harley clips the top rope and sprawls out on the padded concrete himself!]

JP: Holy shit!

Sully: Did you see how Harley landed? And how about Mak?!

JP: How couldn't I?!

[Heart slides out of the ring, and grabs Harley, rolling him into the ring.. Sozzey is trying to help Mak up, but Mak is totally out of it.. As Mak gets rolled into the ring, Harley begins crawling twords the ropes to get up..]

JP: Mak has taken a lot of abuse early in the match.

Sully: You can say that again!

[Harley is to his feet and he begins to stomp down on Mak, before scoring a basement dropkick to the mouth! The crowd goes 'Oh!' all at once, and then Mak spits up blood.. Harley is now on the prowl of Mak, and delivers an elbow drop to the snipe of Mak.. He's going out to the apron, obviously setting up for a springboard move.. He gets up on the top rope as Mak starts to get up, looking for a springboard move of some sort, flying towards Mak, who grabs him out of midair, and then whips him down with a powerslam! Mak is back to his feet and the crowd is in a frenzy! Mak finally manages to make the tag, and Harley is yanked to his feet..]

JP: Sozzey finally the legal man!

Sully: This crazy matchup may just get worse!

[Harley is whipped towards the ropes, where he stops and does a springboard moonsault, flying over Sozzey, who spins right into a superkick to the chin! Sozzey wavers for a moment before toppling to the mat! Harley looks to Heart who wants the tag, and then to the carcass of Sozzey.. And goes after Sozzey! Sozzey is kept down with stomps and elbow drops, before getting pulled to his feet, and Harley lays into him with chops and kicks, backing him into the corner!]

JP: Harley dominating!

Sully: C'mon Sean!

[Harley backs away for a moment before turning around with a scream and running full blast into the corner with a clothesline! Unfortunently Sozzey gets his feet up, and sends Harley flying halfway across the ring like a rag doll! Sozzey hooks the leg.. 1.. 2.. No! Scotty Heart breaks it up..]

JP: Close one! Harley hit hard and may be hurt!

Sully: Harley needs the tag and bag..

[Harley crawls on his knees twords the tag, but Sozzey doesn't let him, and grabs him by the ankle.. But Harley grabs the bottom rope, and shouts in pain as Sozzey yanks hard! But Harley gets the best of him and with the help of Scotty Heart rolls forward, using all of Sozzey's momentum to send him flying into the ring post shoulder first and out of the ring! The crowd groans, and Harley makes a tag before running to the opposite side of the ring and doing a suicide dive-esque manouever straight into Mak on the apron! Both of them fall to the ringside area!]

JP: Suicide Dive!

Sully: The team of Heart and Harley is flying!

[Harley crawls back in the ring as Scotty Heart throws Sozzey in.. Sozzey is put in the suplex position by Harley, but he lands on the shoulders of Scotty and they walk him over to the ropes, dropping them on it by his throat.. he's shouting trying to free himself, but Heart's grip is iron.. Sean Harley bounces off the opposite ropes, coming back leaping all the way over Heart with a leapfrog, landing on the back of Sozzey, guillotining him on the top rope!]

JP: Leapfrog Body Guillotine!

Sully: Now THAT'S a tag team move!

[Harley and Heart have won the crowd over with their high flying and double team antics and they seem to want to go for one last tag team move.. Heart places Sozzey in the Powerbomb position, and lifts him up as Harley goes all the way up top! Unfortunately for Harley, Mak clubs him down and then throws Harley into Heart! Unfortunately then Heart drops Sozzey onto the top rope throat first and he flails onto the top rope, knocking Mak off the apron. There are just bodies everywhere in the arena, and the crowd just doesn't know what to say except.. 'Holy Shit.. Holy Shit.. Holy Shit..']

JP: Wow!

Sully: That was like something you'd see at Circus Ole!

[The ref has lost all control in the ring, and Harley just crawls towards his Sozzey, draping his arm over him.. the ref has no clue who the legal man is, and obviously just wants this massacre to stop! 1.. 2.! The crowd go crazy as Sozzey manages to roll his shoulder up to the astonishment of the fans. Sozzey rolls away from Sean Harley who looks in stunned amusement at the referee. Sozzey gets up and comes from behind Sean Harley who is arguing with Chris Forrest, Forrest points to his MWF badge and Sean Harley has to look at it from six feet in the air as Sozzey, and Mak, pick him up and a double back drop move ends in a nasty way with Harley's neck being snapped onto the canvas. Sozzey hooks the leg of Sean Harley, while Mak patrols the ring....1.....Tempest is taken out with a standing clothesline by Mak as he attempts to get into the ring, Kid Insanity jumps off a turnbuckle trying to get to Sozzey's pin fall attempt.....2.....Kid Insanity is caught in mid-air by Mak who throws him clean out of the ring .....3! The bell sounds and Sozzey jumps to his feet in joy and embraces his partner.]

Peter Santos: And your winners, by pin fall, "Kronik" Sozzey and Mak!

Sully: Sozzey and Mak do it!

["Crawling" by Linkin Park is coming through the PA system as the MWF cuts to a commercial break.]

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