[The crowd erupt as MWF Vacation comes live from Milawauke,
Wisconsin....banners are waved reading various words and pictures as
pyro explodes in time with "Prizefighter" by Bush that comes from the
PA system.]
JP: Hello and welcome one and all to MWF
Vacation, we're live here in Milawauke to see the MWF at its finest
pinnacle.
Sully: There are six thousands fans here
tonight and each of them wants to see a new MWF World Champion
crowned.
JP: A new one? I think most of them want to
see Anarkist put someone through a flaming table to keep his
belt.
Sully: The big man is going to have one hell
of a job attempting to do that tonight, I can't see him standing the
pace that comes from the likes of Sam King and Hart Evans.
JP: Hart Evans of course put into this
tournament after the departure of Wildfire from the MWF and so we get
"The Headliner" looking to headline his first Pay-Per-View.
Sully: I can hear the sarcasm in your voice,
Hart Evans is a competent wrestler and he will put Anarkist to the
sword tonight.
JP: The biggest match by far has to be Sam
King and The Jeopardizer, fans have waited months to see this match
happen and now it is going to happen and it won't be any old
match.
Sully: It will be a bed of nails match! The
Jeopardizer is going to get squished onto those sharp metal spikes
and then maybe then he'll realise that Sam King is the superior
wrestler.
JP: We've got a video coming up to get you
in the mood for tonight...here we go...
Sam King Versus The Jeopardizer - Promo Video
"I can't get rid of you"...Sam King punches The Jeopardizer
in the face..."I don't know what to do"...The Jeopardizer
holding his head in his hands..."I don't even know who is growing
on who"...Sam King watches from the mat as The Jeopardizer and
Anarkist parade around the ring..."Cos everywhere I go you're
there"...Sam King standing still with pictures of The Jeopardizer
spinning around him..."Can't get you out of my hair"....King
pulling at his hair after another defeat..."Can't pretend that I
don't care - it's not fair"...King's face after being hit by The
Jeopardizer with a chair at MAYhem...
"I'm being punished for all my offences"...Sam King turning
on The Jeopardizer..."I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the
consequences"...The Jeopardizer being held back from Sam
King..."I wanna banish you from whence you came"...Sam King
being ordered to the back by Fozzy..."But you're a part of me
now"....Sam King and The Jeopardizer smiling when they were MWF
Tag Team Champions..."And I've only got myself to
blame"...King with his head in his hands...
"You're really growing on me"...King looking for a suplex
on The Jeopardizer..."Or am I growing on you"....The
Jeopardizer leaping from the top rope..."Any fool can
see"...Sully watching as The Jeopardizer and King go at it...
"Sleeping in an empty bed"....Sam King wakes up in an empty
bed..."Can't get you off my head"...The Jeopardizer delivering
the chairshot to the skull of Sam King..."I won't have a life
until your dead"...Sam King shouting at The
Jeopardizer...."Yes you heard what I said"....The Jeopardizer
with a confused look on his face...
"I wanna shake you off but you just won't go"....King
shaking "Jay-Z"..."And you're all over me but I don't want anyone
to know"...The Jeopardizer standing over the fallen
King..."That you're attached to me, that's how you've
grown"....King congratulating The Jeopardizer on winning the MWF
Xtreme Title..."Won't you leave, leave me, leave me
alone"....The Jeopardizer running with Sam King chasing him...
"You're really growing on me"...King looking for a Spinning
DDT on The Jeopardizer..."Or am I growing on you"....The
Jeopardizer leaping from the top rope..."Any fool can
see"...Sully watching as The Jeopardizer and King go at it...
Sully: Hell yeah! I can't wait to see those
two going at it in the ring, I can just hear the fans chanting for
Sam King from here.
JP: Haha! Well I can't see that happening
anymore, he used to be so popular. The track you just heard was
"Growing On Me" by The Darkness, on their excellent debut album
"Permission To Land" so if you like your rock like your wrestling
then make sure you pick up a copy of that.
Sully: I bought it last week and I don't
regret it, I've been playing air guitar since.
JP: I'd like to see that, shall we have some
wrestling?
Sully: Sounds like a good idea JP, it's one
of the most exciting wrestlers in the MWF at the moment who is up
next.
JP: Yes Rodn...
Sully: No I wasn't referring to the fool
that is Rodney Ferno, I was talking about the "Crown Prince of
Hardcore'.
JP: He's good, but Rodney Ferno will tonight
take his revenge as he looks to tear apart NomaD and claim his chance
at the MWF Xtreme Title.
Sully: Be a joke if Rodney Ferno was able to
get the win and go on to win the MWF Xtreme Champion....he just can't
fight a hardcore match.
JP: Don't knock him, he has a very valuable
asset in his corner.
Sully: Phoar! Kelly Day, she has two very
nice assets!
JP: Well how about for this match you just
drool and I'll call the action.
Sully: Don't be stupid, the people want to
hear me.
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