| You, so
want to enter the glamourous high-tech world of genetic engineering,
and bask in the glow of its attendant fame, People Magazine cover stories, and bitter
ex-spouses?? Think you've got what it takes to engineer the first generation of genetically-enhanced UberScully-Mulders? Sure you do. Everybody around here does. And we here are BVL, in our benevolence and wisdom, have decided to make it easy for you. All you have to do is choose the desired physical attributes, press the magical gene-splicing button and poof! Instant genetic gratification. (If only real life babies were this simple!) |
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