Virus Warning:

These viruses will cause your system damage

CLINTON VIRUS >Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS >Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS >Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS >Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS >Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS >Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to >200 MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS >Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS >Disks can no longer be inserted.

DISNEY VIRUS >Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).

PROZAC VIRUS >Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS >Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS >Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BACK

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS >Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through >Windows

You may want to send this virus warning to all the people that wont stop sending all those virus hoaxes................