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168 Ways to Tell You're a Hong Konger
141. You read books written by Wesley (Wai See Lay)
142. You are so confident, you use pens to do math homework
143. You love to wear uniforms (not the school uniforms)
144. YOU ALWAYS INCLUDE AT LEAST ONE OR TWO ENGLISH WORDS IN EVERY SINGLE
     SENTENCE THAT YOU SAY.
145. You wear funky bell bottom pants and carry around shoulder bags to
     school
146. You have had at least one tutor while you are in Secondary School
147. You call soccer as football
148. You call your cellular phone as "big brother big"
149. You have a Boy London watch
150. You must have a correctional pen (liquid paper) in your pencil box
151. You don't wear a baseball cap
152. You never take the leftover home if you are dining out
153. You eat "Jung-Jung" potato chip
154. You call Physics, Chemistry and Biology as "phy/chem/bi"
155. You pronounce mathematics as "Maesee" instead of "Math"
156. WE REMEMBER AND KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ON JUNE 4, 1989
157. You know what is "3 years and 8 months"
158. You know what is "Hong Kong Foot"
159. You know who is "Lee Ka Shing"
160. You have seen the "Kowloon King's" calligraphy
161. When in Hong Kong, you prefer Hamburger than Won Ton Noodle
162. When in America, you prefer Won Ton Noodle than Hamburger
163. Your parents care for their children, they don't just let them hang
     out at Chinatown after school
164. YOU THINK HONG KONG IS THE CENTER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
165. You know when to be quiet.  At least not as loud as the other C's
166. You like to read Japanese comics
167. You don't need to worry about unemployment
168. You might agree/disagree with the list, but you sure would laugh
     about it.  If you didn't, what can I say, you are from "Big Green"
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