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168 Ways to Tell You're a Hong Konger | ||||||||||||
141. You read books written by Wesley (Wai See Lay) 142. You are so confident, you use pens to do math homework 143. You love to wear uniforms (not the school uniforms) 144. YOU ALWAYS INCLUDE AT LEAST ONE OR TWO ENGLISH WORDS IN EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE THAT YOU SAY. 145. You wear funky bell bottom pants and carry around shoulder bags to school 146. You have had at least one tutor while you are in Secondary School 147. You call soccer as football 148. You call your cellular phone as "big brother big" 149. You have a Boy London watch 150. You must have a correctional pen (liquid paper) in your pencil box 151. You don't wear a baseball cap 152. You never take the leftover home if you are dining out 153. You eat "Jung-Jung" potato chip 154. You call Physics, Chemistry and Biology as "phy/chem/bi" 155. You pronounce mathematics as "Maesee" instead of "Math" 156. WE REMEMBER AND KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ON JUNE 4, 1989 157. You know what is "3 years and 8 months" 158. You know what is "Hong Kong Foot" 159. You know who is "Lee Ka Shing" 160. You have seen the "Kowloon King's" calligraphy 161. When in Hong Kong, you prefer Hamburger than Won Ton Noodle 162. When in America, you prefer Won Ton Noodle than Hamburger 163. Your parents care for their children, they don't just let them hang out at Chinatown after school 164. YOU THINK HONG KONG IS THE CENTER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE 165. You know when to be quiet. At least not as loud as the other C's 166. You like to read Japanese comics 167. You don't need to worry about unemployment 168. You might agree/disagree with the list, but you sure would laugh about it. If you didn't, what can I say, you are from "Big Green" |
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