| 2003 MBL2 Draft | |||||||
| Overall | Rd 1 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 1 | 1.01 | Ricky Williams | RB | Mia | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 2 | 1.02 | LaDainian Tomlinson | RB | SD | Gropers | ||
| 3 | 1.03 | Clinton Portis | RB | Den | Bostons | ||
| 4 | 1.04 | Deuce McAllister | RB | NO | Stonejacks | ||
| 5 | 1.05 | Marshall Faulk | RB | Stl | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 6 | 1.06 | Shaun Alexander | RB | Sea | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 7 | 1.07 | Priest Holmes | RB | KC | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 8 | 1.08 | Ahman Green | RB | GB | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 9 | 1.09 | Travis Henry | RB | Buf | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 10 | 1.10 | Donovan McNabb | QB | Phi | Housedads | ||
| 11 | 1.11 | Michael Vick | QB | Atl | OhFaces | ||
| 12 | 1.12 | Edgerrin James | RB | Ind | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 2 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 13 | 2.01 | Charlie Garner | RB | Oak | Spotted Cows | ||
| 14 | 2.02 | Fred Taylor | RB | Jac | OhFaces | ||
| 15 | 2.03 | Marvin Harrison | WR | Ind | Housedads | ||
| 16 | 2.04 | Tiki Barber | RB | NYG | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 17 | 2.05 | Curtis Martin | RB | NYJ | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 18 | 2.06 | Terrell Owens | WR | SF | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 19 | 2.07 | Randy Moss | WR | Min | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 20 | 2.08 | William Green | RB | Cle | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 21 | 2.09 | Jamal Lewis | RB | Bal | Stonejacks | ||
| 22 | 2.10 | Daunte Culpepper | QB | Min | Bostons | ||
| 23 | 2.11 | Michael Bennett | RB | Min | Gropers | ||
| 24 | 2.12 | Stephen Davis | RB | Car | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 3 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 25 | 3.01 | Eric Moulds | WR | Buf | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 26 | 3.02 | Peyton Manning | QB | Ind | Gropers | ||
| 27 | 3.03 | Corey Dillon | RB | Cin | Housedads | Bostons | |
| 28 | 3.04 | Plaxico Burress | WR | Pit | Joe's Bunghollios | Stonejacks | |
| 29 | 3.05 | Hines Ward | WR | Pit | Stonejacks | Joe's Bunghollios | |
| 30 | 3.06 | Joe Horn | WR | NO | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 31 | 3.07 | David Boston | WR | SD | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 32 | 3.08 | Jeff Garcia | QB | SF | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 33 | 3.09 | Peerless Price | WR | Atl | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 34 | 3.10 | Eddie George | RB | Ten | Bostons | Housedads | |
| 35 | 3.11 | Trung Canidate | RB | Was | OhFaces | ||
| 36 | 3.12 | Torry Holt | WR | Stl | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 4 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 37 | 4.01 | Rich Gannon | QB | Oak | Spotted Cows | ||
| 38 | 4.02 | Koren Robinson | WR | Sea | OhFaces | ||
| 39 | 4.03 | Amani Toomer | WR | NYG | Bostons | Housedads | |
| 40 | 4.04 | Marty Booker | WR | Chi | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 41 | 4.05 | Tony Gonzalez | TE | KC | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 42 | 4.06 | Kurt Warner | QB | Stl | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 43 | 4.07 | Donald Driver | WR | GB | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 44 | 4.08 | Derrick Mason | WR | Ten | Stonejacks | Joe's Bunghollios | |
| 45 | 4.09 | Todd Heap | TE | Bal | Joe's Bunghollios | Stonejacks | |
| 46 | 4.10 | Jeremy Shockey | TE | NYG | Bostons | ||
| 47 | 4.11 | Laveranues Coles | WR | Was | Gropers | ||
| 48 | 4.12 | Aaron Brooks | QB | NO | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 5 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 49 | 5.01 | Chad Johnson | WR | Cin | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 50 | 5.02 | Rod Smith | WR | Den | Gropers | ||
| 51 | 5.03 | Tampa Bay D | Def | TB | Housedads | Bostons | |
| 52 | 5.04 | Kevan Barlow | RB | SF | Stonejacks | ||
| 53 | 5.05 | Warrick Dunn | RB | Atl | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 54 | 5.06 | Anthony Thomas | RB | Chi | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 55 | 5.07 | Jimmy Smith | WR | Jac | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 56 | 5.08 | Rod Gardner | WR | Was | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 57 | 5.09 | Duce Staley | RB | Phi | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 58 | 5.10 | Amos Zereoue | RB | Pit | Housedads | ||
| 59 | 5.11 | Jerry Rice | WR | Oak | OhFaces | ||
| 60 | 5.12 | Bubba Franks | TE | GB | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 6 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 61 | 6.01 | Keyshawn Johnson | WR | TB | Spotted Cows | ||
| 62 | 6.02 | Donte Stallworth | WR | NO | OhFaces | ||
| 63 | 6.03 | TJ Duckett | RB | Atl | Housedads | ||
| 64 | 6.04 | Isaac Bruce | WR | Stl | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 65 | 6.05 | Troy Hambrick | RB | Dal | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 66 | 6.06 | Stacey Mack | RB | Hou | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 67 | 6.07 | Tom Brady | QB | NE | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 68 | 6.08 | Chris Chambers | WR | Mia | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 69 | 6.09 | Darrell Jackson | WR | Sea | Stonejacks | ||
| 70 | 6.10 | Jerry Porter | WR | Oak | Bostons | ||
| 71 | 6.11 | James Stewart | RB | Det | Gropers | ||
| 72 | 6.12 | Troy Brown | WR | NE | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 7 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 73 | 7.01 | Brett Favre | QB | GB | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 74 | 7.02 | Josh Reed | WR | Buf | Gropers | ||
| 75 | 7.03 | Charles Rogers | WR | Det | Bostons | ||
| 76 | 7.04 | Steve McNair | QB | Ten | Stonejacks | ||
| 77 | 7.05 | Mike Alstott | RB | TB | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 78 | 7.06 | Randy McMichael | TE | Mia | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 79 | 7.07 | Larry Johnson | RB | KC | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 80 | 7.08 | Curtis Conway | WR | NYJ | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 81 | 7.09 | Drew Bledsoe | QB | Buf | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 82 | 7.10 | Quincy Morgan | WR | Cle | Housedads | ||
| 83 | 7.11 | Antowain Smith | RB | NE | OhFaces | ||
| 84 | 7.12 | Jerome Bettis | RB | Pit | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 8 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 85 | 8.01 | James Thrash | WR | Phi | Spotted Cows | ||
| 86 | 8.02 | Doug Jolley | TE | Oak | OhFaces | ||
| 87 | 8.03 | Alge Crumpler | TE | Atl | Housedads | ||
| 88 | 8.04 | Chad Pennington | QB | NYJ | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 89 | 8.05 | Tai Streets | WR | SF | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 90 | 8.06 | Matt Hasselbeck | QB | Sea | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 91 | 8.07 | Thomas Jones | RB | TB | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 92 | 8.08 | Trent Green | QB | KC | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 93 | 8.09 | Tommy Maddox | QB | Pit | Stonejacks | ||
| 94 | 8.10 | Jake Plummer | QB | Den | Bostons | ||
| 95 | 8.11 | Antonio Bryant | WR | Dal | Gropers | ||
| 96 | 8.12 | Emmitt Smith | RB | Ari | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 9 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 97 | 9.01 | Todd Pinkston | WR | Phi | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 98 | 9.02 | Kerry Collins | QB | NYG | Gropers | ||
| 99 | 9.03 | Garrison Hearst | RB | SF | Spotted Cows | Bostons | |
| 100 | 9.04 | Ashley Lelie | WR | Den | Stonejacks | ||
| 101 | 9.05 | Reggie Wayne | WR | Ind | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 102 | 9.06 | Marcel Shipp | RB | Ari | OhFaces | Battlin Bunnies | |
| 103 | 9.07 | Correll Buckhalter | RB | Phi | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 104 | 9.08 | Drew Brees | QB | SD | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 105 | 9.09 | Javon Walker | WR | GB | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 106 | 9.10 | Joey Harrington | QB | Det | Housedads | ||
| 107 | 9.11 | Brad Johnson | QB | TB | Battlin Bunnies | OhFaces | |
| 108 | 9.12 | Travis Taylor | WR | Bal | Bostons | Spotted Cows | |
| Overall | Rd 10 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 109 | 10.01 | Ladell Betts | RB | Was | Bostons | Spotted Cows | |
| 110 | 10.02 | Patrick Ramsey | QB | Was | OhFaces | ||
| 111 | 10.03 | Joey Galloway | WR | Dal | Housedads | ||
| 112 | 10.04 | Lamont Jordan | RB | NYJ | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 113 | 10.05 | Adrian Peterson | RB | Chi | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 114 | 10.06 | Ed McCaffrey | WR | Den | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 115 | 10.07 | Tim Brown | WR | Oak | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 116 | 10.08 | Corey Bradford | WR | Hou | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 117 | 10.09 | Willis McGahee | RB | Buf | Stonejacks | ||
| 118 | 10.10 | Johnnie Morton | WR | KC | Spotted Cows | ||
| 119 | 10.11 | Lamar Gordon | RB | Stl | Gropers | ||
| 120 | 10.12 | Andre Johnson | WR | Hou | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 11 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 121 | 11.01 | Shannon Sharpe | TE | Den | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 122 | 11.02 | Mike Anderson | RB | Den | Gropers | ||
| 123 | 11.03 | Quentin Griffin | RB | Den | Bostons | ||
| 124 | 11.04 | Santana Moss | WR | NYJ | Stonejacks | ||
| 125 | 11.05 | Brian Finneran | WR | Atl | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 126 | 11.06 | Najeh Davenport | RB | GB | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 127 | 11.07 | Marcus Pollard | TE | Ind | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 128 | 11.08 | Robert Ferguson | WR | GB | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 129 | 11.09 | Philadelphia D | Def | Phi | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 130 | 11.10 | Muhsin Muhammad | WR | Car | Housedads | ||
| 131 | 11.11 | Miami D | Def | Mia | OhFaces | ||
| 132 | 11.12 | Steve Smith | WR | Car | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 12 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 133 | 12.01 | Dominic Rhodes | RB | Ind | Spotted Cows | ||
| 134 | 12.02 | Ike Hilliard | WR | NYG | Battlin Bunnies | OhFaces | |
| 135 | 12.03 | Jerramy Stevens | TE | Sea | Housedads | ||
| 136 | 12.04 | Keenan McCardell | WR | TB | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 137 | 12.05 | Olandis Gary | RB | Buf | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 138 | 12.06 | Marc Bulger | QB | Stl | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 139 | 12.07 | Maurice Morris | RB | Sea | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 140 | 12.08 | Marc Boerigter | WR | KC | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 141 | 12.09 | Kevin Faulk | RB | NE | Stonejacks | ||
| 142 | 12.10 | Kevin Johnson | WR | Cle | Bostons | ||
| 143 | 12.11 | Byron Leftwich | QB | Jac | Gropers | ||
| 144 | 12.12 | Carolina D | Def | Car | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 13 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 145 | 13.01 | Eric Johnson | TE | SF | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 146 | 13.02 | Onterrio Smith | RB | Min | Gropers | ||
| 147 | 13.03 | Pittsburgh D | Def | Pit | Bostons | ||
| 148 | 13.04 | Stephen Alexander | TE | SD | Stonejacks | ||
| 149 | 13.05 | Baltimore D | Def | Bal | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 150 | 13.06 | Deshaun Foster | RB | Car | OhFaces | Battlin Bunnies | |
| 151 | 13.07 | Green Bay D | Def | GB | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 152 | 13.08 | NY Giants D | Def | NYG | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 153 | 13.09 | Chad Lewis | TE | Phi | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 154 | 13.10 | Michael Wiley | RB | Dal | Housedads | ||
| 155 | 13.11 | Peter Warrick | WR | Cin | OhFaces | ||
| 156 | 13.12 | David Carr | QB | Hou | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 14 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 157 | 14.01 | Jay Feely | K | Atl | Spotted Cows | ||
| 158 | 14.02 | Sebastian Janikowski | K | Oak | OhFaces | ||
| 159 | 14.03 | David Akers | K | Phi | Housedads | ||
| 160 | 14.04 | John Carney | K | NO | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 161 | 14.05 | Adam Vinatieri | K | NE | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 162 | 14.06 | Martin Gramatica | K | TB | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 163 | 14.07 | Mike Vanderjagt | K | Ind | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 164 | 14.08 | Jamel White | RB | Cle | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 165 | 14.09 | Chester Taylor | RB | Bal | Stonejacks | ||
| 166 | 14.10 | Jason Elam | K | Den | Bostons | ||
| 167 | 14.11 | Freddie Jones | TE | Ari | Gropers | ||
| 168 | 14.12 | Ryan Longwell | K | GB | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 15 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 169 | 15.01 | Moe Williams | RB | Min | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 170 | 15.02 | Atlanta D | Def | Atl | Gropers | ||
| 171 | 15.03 | Bryant Johnson | WR | Ari | Bostons | ||
| 172 | 15.04 | Chris Brown | RB | Ten | Stonejacks | ||
| 173 | 15.05 | Jay Fiedler | QB | Mia | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 174 | 15.06 | New England D | Def | NE | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 175 | 15.07 | Antwaan Randle El | WR | Pit | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 176 | 15.08 | Derrius Thompson | WR | Mia | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 177 | 15.09 | Brian Westbrook | RB | Phi | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 178 | 15.10 | Jeff Wilkins | K | Stl | Housedads | ||
| 179 | 15.11 | Michael Pittman | RB | TB | OhFaces | ||
| 180 | 15.12 | Shawn Bryson | RB | Det | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 16 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 181 | 16.01 | Oakland D | Def | Oak | Spotted Cows | ||
| 182 | 16.02 | Kyle Boller | QB | Bal | OhFaces | ||
| 183 | 16.03 | Lamar Smith | RB | GB | Housedads | ||
| 184 | 16.04 | Frank Wychek | TE | Ten | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 185 | 16.05 | Anthony Becht | TE | NYJ | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 186 | 16.06 | Taylor Jacobs | WR | Was | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 187 | 16.07 | Reche Caldwell | WR | SD | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 188 | 16.08 | Olinda Mare | K | Mia | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 189 | 16.09 | Justin Fargas | RB | Oak | Stonejacks | ||
| 190 | 16.10 | Jonathon Wells | RB | Hou | Bostons | ||
| 191 | 16.11 | David Terrell | WR | Chi | Gropers | ||
| 192 | 16.12 | Teyo Johnson | TE | Oak | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 17 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 193 | 17.01 | Dez White | WR | Chi | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 194 | 17.02 | Byron Chamberlain | TE | Min | Gropers | ||
| 195 | 17.03 | Billy Miller | TE | Hou | Bostons | ||
| 196 | 17.04 | Tennessee D | Def | Ten | Stonejacks | ||
| 197 | 17.05 | Deion Branch | WR | NE | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 198 | 17.06 | Mikhael Ricks | TE | Det | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 199 | 17.07 | Artose Pinner | RB | Det | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 200 | 17.08 | Jason McAddley | WR | Ari | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 201 | 17.09 | Jabar Gaffney | WR | Hou | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 202 | 17.10 | Curtis Keaton | RB | NO | Housedads | ||
| 203 | 17.11 | Drew Bennett | WR | Ten | OhFaces | ||
| 204 | 17.12 | Kelley Washington | WR | Cin | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 18 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 205 | 18.01 | Musa Smith | RB | Bal | Spotted Cows | ||
| 206 | 18.02 | Dan Campbell | TE | Dal | OhFaces | ||
| 207 | 18.03 | Eddie Kennison | WR | KC | Housedads | ||
| 208 | 18.04 | Rex Grossman | QB | Chi | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 209 | 18.05 | Jake Delhomme | QB | Car | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 210 | 18.06 | New Orleans D | Def | NO | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 211 | 18.07 | San Diego D | Def | SD | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 212 | 18.08 | LaBrandon Toefield | RB | Jac | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 213 | 18.09 | Morten Anderson | K | KC | Stonejacks | ||
| 214 | 18.10 | Dorsey Levens | RB | NYG | Bostons | ||
| 215 | 18.11 | Paul Edinger | K | Chi | Gropers | ||
| 216 | 18.12 | Washington D | Def | Was | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| Overall | Rd 19 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 217 | 19.01 | Mike Hollis | K | NYG | Drunken Donkeys | ||
| 218 | 19.02 | Dallas Clark | TE | Ind | Gropers | ||
| 219 | 19.03 | Dallas D | Def | Dal | Bostons | ||
| 220 | 19.04 | Denver D | Def | Den | Stonejacks | ||
| 221 | 19.05 | Chicago D | Def | Chi | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 222 | 19.06 | D'Wayne Bates | WR | Min | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 223 | 19.07 | Jeff Chandler | K | SF | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 224 | 19.08 | San Francisco D | Def | SF | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 225 | 19.09 | Indianapolis D | Def | Ind | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 226 | 19.10 | Jacksonville D | Def | Jac | Housedads | ||
| 227 | 19.11 | Terry Glenn | WR | Dal | OhFaces | ||
| 228 | 19.12 | Christian Fauria | TE | NE | Spotted Cows | ||
| Overall | Rd 20 | Name | Pos | NFL Tm | MBL2 Team | Acquired From | |
| 229 | 20.01 | J.J. Stokes | WR | Jac | Spotted Cows | ||
| 230 | 20.02 | James Mungro | RB | Ind | OhFaces | ||
| 231 | 20.03 | Carson Palmer | QB | Cin | Housedads | ||
| 232 | 20.04 | Joe Nedney | K | Ten | Bocce Assassins | ||
| 233 | 20.05 | Matt Stover | K | Bal | Flaming Diapers | ||
| 234 | 20.06 | David Patten | WR | NE | Bevy Hooligans | ||
| 235 | 20.07 | Tyrone Calico | WR | Ten | Battlin Bunnies | ||
| 236 | 20.08 | Daniel Graham | TE | NE | Joe's Bunghollios | ||
| 237 | 20.09 | Hayden Epstein | K | Min | Stonejacks | ||
| 238 | 20.10 | Doug Brien | K | NYJ | Bostons | ||
| 239 | 20.11 | Wayne Chrebet | WR | NYJ | Gropers | ||
| 240 | 20.12 | Joe Jurevicius | WR | TB | Drunken Donkeys | ||