| 2003 MBL2 Standings | |||||||
| AFC - Bock | |||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Pct | PF | PA | Div W | Div L |
| Stonejacks | 9 | 4 | 0.692 | 1,347.3 | 1,194.6 | 2 | 2 |
| Joe's Bunghollios | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 1,119.9 | 1,184.5 | 4 | 0 |
| Housedads | 4 | 9 | 0.308 | 1,039.1 | 1,162.0 | 0 | 4 |
| AFC - Lager | |||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Pct | PF | PA | Div W | Div L |
| Rib Ticklers | 9 | 4 | 0.692 | 1,293.7 | 1,163.7 | 2 | 2 |
| Bevy Hooligans | 7 | 6 | 0.538 | 1,241.1 | 1,279.1 | 3 | 1 |
| OhFaces | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 1,122.2 | 1,287.9 | 1 | 3 |
| NFC - Stout | |||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Pct | PF | PA | Div W | Div L |
| Bostons | 9 | 4 | 0.692 | 1,309.7 | 1,135.9 | 3 | 1 |
| Flaming Diapers | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 1,244.5 | 1,303.2 | 1 | 3 |
| Spotted Cows | 5 | 8 | 0.385 | 1,149.9 | 1,205.9 | 2 | 2 |
| NFC - Ale | |||||||
| Team | Win | Loss | Pct | PF | PA | Div W | Div L |
| Drunken Donkeys | 9 | 4 | 0.692 | 1,297.6 | 1,123.6 | 3 | 1 |
| Gropers | 6 | 7 | 0.462 | 1,218.6 | 1,171.5 | 2 | 2 |
| Bocce Assassins | 2 | 11 | 0.154 | 1,086.8 | 1,258.7 | 1 | 3 |