The scene opens in a hospital
room. The camera opens on RJ who is lying in bed, with tubes and IV's connected
to him. Sitting around his bed are Issac, Faith, Leona, and Hunter.
ISSAC
Did you call his…
FAITH
Out of town.
ISSAC
Oh.
HUNTER
The doctor said…
FAITH
He's lucky.
LEONA
I'm sorry I couldn't…
ISSAC
I should have done more.
FAITH
He's OK.
HUNTER
He'll be fine.
The four sit in silence around
RJ's comatose body.
NETWORK PRESENTS
A MAC THE MOVIEGUY PRODUCTION
TOM WELLING
RACHAEL LEIGH COOK
TOPHER GRACE
RESISTANCE
TRINITY
With
BRAD RENFRO
As
HUNTER
WRITTEN BY MAC THE MOVIEGUY
PRODUCED BY MAC THE MOVIEGUY
EPISODE 7
HANGOVER
The scene changes to the school,
the next day. Faith exits a classroom and bumps into Issac.
ISSAC
Oh, hey, how was economics.
FAITH
God, it's awful, I don't understand any of it. Mrs. Parker said something about
relating it to our term assignment, but I really don't know what she was
talking about. I really hope RJ was taking…
Faith stops.
ISSAC
It's OK.
Issac and Faith walk down the
hallway, and are joined by Hunter.
HUNTER
Where's Leona, isn't she like in every one of your classes.
ISSAC
Bathroom.
HUNTER
She doesn't take you with her? Wow. That's a shock.
ISSAC
Funny.
HUNTER
Hey, did you guys notice David didn't show?
ISSAC
Wonder why. It's not like we can really go covert and kill him in front of the
whole school.
FAITH
Maybe he destroyed his skin?
ISSAC
Maybe.
Leona walks up behind Hunter.
LEONA
Be careful, or next time I'll take you to the bathroom with me.
HUNTER
That a promise?
The four start walking down the
hallway again, headed for the cafeteria.
FAITH
Hey, after school, I thought I'd go to the hospital… hang out… you know?
ISSAC
Yeah, me too.
A couple of football players run
down the hallway and bump into Hunter.
PLAYER 1
Hey dude, you've GOT to see this!
The camera cuts into the boys
locker room, where a really geeky kid has been stripped naked and a couple of
jocks are squirting ketchup and mustard all over him with the squirt bottles.
PLAYER 2
Look at him! He looks like a
weenie!
PLAYER 3
WEENIE!
KID
Leave me alone…
PLAYER 3
WEENIE!
Suddenly, the ketchup and mustard
bottles the players are holding explode.
PLAYER 2
What the?
More players, including Hunter
run into the room.
HUNTER
What's going on?
PLAYER 2
Just havin a little fun, man.
Come on, give it a squirt.
HUNTER
No, dude. This isn't cool, we could be suspended from the team for this.
A couple of the players seem to
agree with Hunter.
PLAYER 3
Chicken!
HUNTER
Hmmm… lets see… doing something that could get me suspended, right in front of
coaches office… it's not that I'm a chicken, it's that I'm not a moron.
Player 2 and 3 advance on Hunter.
PLAYER 2
What're you saying?
HUNTER
You know what I'm saying.
Issac enters the room and rushes
over to Hunter, pushing Player 2 away from Hunter.
ISSAC
Enough.
PLAYER 3
What are you, his backup?
HUNTER
I don't need backup.
ISSAC
Hunter, go.
PLAYER 2
Aww… Hunter's got a buddy. Look
at his…
Issac whacks Player 2 in the
face.
ISSAC
This.
Issac grabs Player 3 and throws
him into the locker.
ISSAC
Is finished.
Hunter turns to the geeky kid.
HUNTER
Hey, kid, go shower.
The kid scammers off into the
shower.
With Player 2 and 3 on the ground
now, the rest of the football team backs away from Issac.
The scene cuts into the cafeteria
with Leona and Faith getting their lunch in the line.
LEONA
I HATE this food. One of the worst things about being… well… who I am… is
knowing that I've already finished school. I'm DONE. Why can't I just…
FAITH
I don't understand why he even needs to come to school. I mean, he's like… the
son of God… why even come here?
LEONA
I don't know, I just fight, hit people hard, they die, and that's my job.
Leona and Faith move to their
table and sit down. Issac and Hunter cross the room.
FAITH
What took you boys so long?
ISSAC
Had to clean up something.
HUNTER
I didn't need backup.
ISSAC
No, but he did.
Issac nods to the geeky kid as he
enters the lunchroom, and moves across to the nerd table and sits down.
FAITH
That's RJ's cousin. Harold.
ISSAC
RJ's cousin?
HUNTER
Wow. Nerdiness runs in the family.
Issac shoots Hunter a look.
FAITH
What happened to him?
ISSAC
Roughed up by the football team, that's all.
HUNTER
He looked like a hot dog.
FAITH
Poor kid.
LEONA
What is UP with the football team at this school. Are they all possessed?
HUNTER
HEY!
LEONA
Not you.
HUNTER
Still.
FAITH
Cool it.
ISSAC
I'm out.
FAITH
What?
Issac stands up from the table.
ISSAC
I'm skipping, I'm gonna go see RJ.
FAITH
I'm coming with you.
LEONA
I guess I am too.
The three look at Hunter.
HUNTER
Oh… alright… but this SO does not mean I really… like hanging out with you
guys… it just means… well… that I'm not hungry.
LEONA
Sure… whatever you say.
The scene cuts outside to Issac,
Faith, Leona, and Hunter leaving the school, from the perspective of someone
hiding in the bushes. As they walk farther off the camera pulls back from the
bushes and we see David, in demon form, hiding in a large set of bushes.