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| Snead's Page of Biblical Humor Trust me, if God didn't have a sense of humor he wouldn't have let me stick around this long. So have a little fun and try not to get offended! |
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| Hecklers.Com Presents: Hey Jew! Storytime with Satan |
| Shit Happens (Religiously Speaking) Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucious says, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Protestantism: If shit happens, it happnes to someone else. Catholocism: If shit happens, you deserved it. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Islam: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible. Existentialsm: Shit doesn't happen; shit is. Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor, pray. |
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| Now there's nothing wrong with having your mind in the gutter every now and then, but don't tell the world... |