When E.T. said his cousin was stopping on Earth for a few days vacation we were thrilled... ...When "Bart" arrived we were a bit suprised. We had always assumed that all life from outer space was intelligent... ...but we quickly learned that Bart would be able to blend in fine here in Walterboro, it seemed he was our redneck alien cousin... ...the only problem was getting him out of the bathroom...

Bart eventually left Earth to return to his home planet but it is satisfying to know that even though his planet is millions of light years away from us...he will always be a Snead at heart...