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A.C.A (Acute Commitement Anxiety) - A common disorder in young college students who often hook up with many different partners.

Around the World - A party theme where every hall on a party has a different drink. Often each room will have a different country's theme and offer a drink found in that location.

Asshole - Simple drinking game involving hierarchy ranging from President to Asshole.

Beer Goggles - A person's perspective under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to become hot, long distances to become jumpable, and dance moves to become simple.

Beer Muscles - A sudden increase in courage and combative abilities directly linked to the consumption of alcohol.

Beer Slut - A woman at a party who is instantly attracted to anyone offering free beer.

B.F.E.(Butt Fucking Egypt) - really far from campus and/or civilization

Booze Snooze - A nap taken early in the afternoon in order to prepare for the night's party, after you've already been drinking.

Boss - A girlfriend. Name refers to her power and control over scarce resources, i.e. sex.

Breaking the Seal - Urinating for the first time while drinking. After the seal is broken trips to the bathroom become unavoidable and more frequent.

Butterface - An person with an attractive body but an unattractive face. Derived from the phrase "Everything looks good on him/her, but his/her face."

Cock Block - When one male interferes with another man's sexual attempt to score.

Crotch Rot - Anything that cause itchiness and discomfort in a male's undercarriage.

Dirty - Used to describe someone who has been around to block a few times. May also suggest the presence of an STD or poor hygiene.

Dropping Ass - A violent bowel movement, usually after a weekend of junk food and alcohol.

DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) - A term used by men when women are not around purely for their own entertainment. Women may have their own version of this term but no man has ever heard it used.

DTR (Determine The Relationship) - An inevitable, yet painful, discussion that must take place in any relationship which last longer than two weeks.

15 Minute Rule - If a professor is over 15 minutes late, the class may leave without repercussion. If the class is taught by a T.A. the time limit is reduced to 5 minutes.

Flip-N-Fuck - A small futony thing which is a small uncomfortable seat and folds out into a small uncomfortable mattress. The reason for the name is unknown as this device is rarely used for bumping uglies.

Got Fives On It - A rule that allows an individual to leave his/her seat in a room and return without 5 minutes and retain the right to sit there.

Hook Up - A sexual encounter of any varying degree of intimacy.

Knockin' It - Recreational sex. Also "Knocking the Boots"

Lightweight - One who is unable to handle much alcohol.

M.D.A (Mysterious Drinking Accident) - An accident that occurs when you were too drunk to remember. Signs are often mysterious bruises, bumps, or burns

MILF - Abbreviation for "Mother I'd Like To Fuck" Self explanatory.

Party Foul - An incident which goes against common sense involving alcohol.

Penny Trap - Trapping someone in their room by forcing pennins into the small wedge between the door and it's frame.

Pissing Clear - The point at which one has consumed enough alcohol to turn their urine transparent. Generally signifies the beginning of a buzz.

Sausage Party - Any gathering where more men than women are present.

Shack - to spend the night in the room of someone of the opposite sex.

Shit Kickers - Quality leather boots.

Slump Buster - A sexual partner used merely for the purpose of the "Bustee" in order to break out of a social, academic, or sexual slump. Generally the "Busted" is the ugliest, fattest nastiest member of the opposite sex one can find when needed. Also known as "Taking One For The Team" and "Laying Wood to The Fattie."

Sneaky Drunk - A person under the influence of alcohol who believes their sense of cunning and stealth has increased. May also believe themselves to be invisible.

Swamp Ass - A non-fatal condition in which one experiences constant intestinal distress and anal leakage. Not contagious but it will affect the people around the infected person.

Team Jesus - Militant religious students who proselytize and preach with extreme fervor but little tact. Also identified as "God Squad".Warning signs are unsolicited invitations to "Free Pizza", "Bible Study", or "Frisbee Golf".

Ten Second Rule - Drunk version of Three Second Rule

Three Second Rule - If a piece of food falls on the floor, anyone can pick it up off the floor and eat it as long as it did not remaion stationary on the floor for more than three seconds.

Tool - A socially inept person. Like a nerd but not as smart.

Wake and Bake - The habit of starting ones morning with a toke.

Walk of Shame - The long embarrasing walk across campus in the same clothes you wore the night before after shacking up with someone of the opposite sex.

Wounded Soldier - A full beer found when cleaning the day after a party.

Zamboni - Any roll or wad of paper towels used to clean up spilt beer, especially usefull during a drinking game.