INTERVIEW WITH SPIDERMAN

SPIDERMAN SKILLS

SPIDER-AGILITY

" I consider my spider-agility to bea pretty nifty power !! This handy talent allows me to maintain my balance and muscular coordination even under the must grueling, circumstances !! With it, I can effortlessly weave through gunfire without getting a scratch, or easily somersault over a half-dozen thugs !! There's only one thing even my spider-agility can't help me dodge; my landlord with a bill for last month's rent !! ".

SPIDER-LEAP

" My leaping ability has saved my life almost as many times as my incredible wit ! Thanks to that little radioactive spider, I can jump the width of a city block, or almost five stories straight up !! This comes in awfully handy while avoiding bullets, metal tentacles, pupkin bombs, laser blasts, knive, shurikens-in ohter words, the usual obstacles your friendly neighbor Spiderman !! ".

SPIDER-SENSE

" My spider-sense has saved my life more times than I can remember!! Whenever danger approaches, it acts as an early-warning device, allowing me to instinctively dodge an unseen bullet, block an enemy's attack or avoid in a hidden trap door!! Unfortunately, I can't always figure out what set it off, so I've spent many a sleepless night wondering what I over looked-and when it will strike again !! ".

SPIDER-STRENGTH

" With guys like Thor and the thing running around Manhattan, people tend to forget about my sensational spider-strength!! With the proportionate power of an arachnid at my command, I can lift about ten tons - enough to hoist a tank over my head!! But while gaining super-biceps was a thrill for this former 98 pound weakling. I soon learned that the greater power, the heavier the burden of responsability that goes with it ! ".

WALL-CRAWLING

" I'll never forget the first time I ever clung to a wall. I had just been bitten by that radioactive spider, and was walking home from the science expo. I was feeling a little woozy, so I did'nt notice a car coming right at me!! At the last second, I jumped out of the way . . . and found myself sticking to the side of a building!! I discovered the spider's bite had given me the power of adhere to almost any surface!! I've been climbing the walls ever since!! ".