You think driving from Johnstown to Pittsburgh is a long trip.

  "Hey yunz guys" is a greeting.

  You take time off work/school for the entire three days of doe season.

  You know what to do when your mother tells you to "red up your room"

  You know the time/location of every wing night within a ten mile radius.

  You complain about people who are on the news crying about their wet  basements, not a flood,
       "Johnstown  "77", now, that was a flood"

  You think people from Philly or Pittsburgh talk funny.

  You own an original "Terrible Towel"

  You don't understand what all the hype is about Rolling Rock, you've  been drinking it for years.

  You consider an exotic vacation a trip to the Jersey shore.

   Your version of the English language contains no form of "to be". For  example,  "the car needs washed"
       instead of "the car needs to be  washed"

  You are 45 years old, have never been out of Western PA and don't see  the need to leave.

  The only spices you own are salt, pepper and ketchup.

  You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

  Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car does. You also owe more money on your snowblower.

  Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.

  Your local newspaper covers the National and Local news in 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

  You think the start of deer season is a National Holiday.

  You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

  You find 20 degrees F "a little chilly".

  The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

  You know the 4 seasons---Winter--Still Winter--Almost  Winter--Construction...

  Your town buys a Zamboni before a School Bus.

  You don't understand how anyone can watch a football game without wings,  nachos and beer.

  You remember fondly days of your youth referred to as "Snow Days".

  Words like hoagie, chipped ham and pop actually mean something to you.

  You can use the phrase "Fire hall Wedding" and not blink an eye.

  You think Altoona is a big city.

  You have ten favorite recipes for venison.

  Driving is better in the winter, because the potholes are filled with  snow.

  You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown
 

        thanks Jon!