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Well, here is the part that we have all been waiting for,  but I still need a couple things.  I need someone to email me a photo of our current Guru, Steve Foley.  And second, someone must have a question for him.  Such as.... Where do babies come from? or...Why do women ignore me?  Here are the rules:  Forward me the question, and it will be posted for all to read.  Then, our Guru, Steve Foley will respond to it with his expert advice.  Steve will remain our Guru until someone can stump him, then another Guru will be nominated through email.  Now someone email in a question!  email to:  Michael_McCarron@yahoo.com . (be sure to sign it anonymous if you prefer to keep Uncle Steve in the dark.)

 

6/15     Dear uncle Steve.  My Godmother is turning 50 next week. Despite being half a century old, she is still young and vital. Her beauty is phenomenal! Can you please tell me her secrets? Thank you! 

- Flabbergasted Godchild

Dear Flabbergasted Godchild:  Don’t be alarmed that such a vital woman is hitting the big FIVE O.  Her secrets will remain just that secret.  Hopefully she has set a good example that you and many others can follow in her footsteps.  Age is in numbers, not in the mind.  She still acts like a child and likes to be with children.  If I could put my finger on the secret, I would say it is the ability to laugh at oneself and not to take life to seriously.  Of course, it doesn’t hurt to marry one handsome guy to look at every day. 

Thank you for asking,   One handsome guy.

 

 

6/15     Uncle Steve,   How does a retired person improve his performance on the golf course?

- Submitted anonymously by a nearly retired Uncle.

Dear Nearly Retired Uncle:  In order to improve your performance on the golf course, you must practice, practice, practice.  Get out there every day, rain or shine.  Certainly your concentration will improve, because you’re not thinking about work.  Enjoy the game and don’t take it too seriously.  And oh by the way, keep you head down.  If all else fails, cheat.  Thanks for asking the Golf Guru.

  

 

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