Lipton: Good GOD, it seemed like you've masterbated throughout the writing process.

Me: ...And used a liquid hand santizer afterwards. I just bought this one yesterday. [Pulls out the bootle.]

Lipton: But...it's almost empty.

Me: BOOYAH!...Hey, I'm lying in my own pool of blood...

Lipton: And that's the interview. Goodbye, everyone, and warn every single soul for this horrible film.

Me: Don't you mean "actionable" fi...mmfph!

Lipton: Looks like my foot owned your be-atch right in the mouth!