Everybody knows its fun to be a sixteen year-old girl online because you get to meet and chat with many stupid people (guys, mostly). It’s both entertaining and shocking to learn that guys to think with their penises sometimes. In this conversation below, I’ve demonstrated that no matter how many hints I’ve dropped that my bedroom is actually a living room, and the word “cock” has different meanings, he still doesn’t get it.
Hurinthevampire: are you horny
Me: not really, but i could
Me: if i wanted to
Hurinthevampire: ok
Hurinthevampire: do you want to
Me: well, it is late at night
Hurinthevampire: so
Me: i suppose i could if i can get my family out of my bedroom
Hurinthevampire: get yourself that way
Hurinthevampire: ok
Hurinthevampire: get them out
Me: get myself that way?
Me: you think i could just snap my fingers and i'll get horny like that?
Hurinthevampire: huh
Hurinthevampire: no get your family out of your bed room
Me: im afraid its not so easy
Me: they're having a party
Hurinthevampire: ok
Me: its stupid too, because they insisted to hold the party here, in my room
Hurinthevampire: why
Me: i dunno, they said it's the view, and how big it is
Hurinthevampire: ok
Me: its bigger than any other rooms in this house
Hurinthevampire: ok
Me: yeah, only my bedroom has the big screen, and the lazyboy sofas, and the fabulous view outmy backyard
Hurinthevampire: cool
Me: it's also on the first floor too, so kitchen and bathroom's just right around the corner
Hurinthevampire: what makes a big cock to you
Me: i dont make cocks, big or small
Hurinthevampire: ok
Hurinthevampire: i know i mean what is the size for you
Me: for a cock
Hurinthevampire: yes
Me: well, not too small since i want to hear it in the morning, but not to big that it dominates the hens
Me: i guess
Hurinthevampire: ok
Me: although, sometimes i like them small because then they're cute and things
Hurinthevampire: ok
Hurinthevampire: my is 6 in is that good
Me: six inches tall, well thats too small. almost creepy
Hurinthevampire: why is it small
Me: i mean, a cock thats only six feet short?
Hurinthevampire: oh
Me: it's like half the size of a hen
Hurinthevampire: would you like to suck my cock
Me: i tend not to. i dont like it when the beak pecks at my lips
Hurinthevampire: ok
Me: and you cant suck a cock
Me: thats dangerous
Hurinthevampire: do u like to be hit in the ass
Me: i was hit in the ass one time
Hurinthevampire: did u like it
Me: when i was little, and spilled a cup of milk in my bedroom, i was hit in the ass
Me: my mom came in and gave me a beating i didnt forget
Me: i was like "well, its MY room" but she's like, "but everyone comes in here"
Hurinthevampire: i mean a cock in ur ass
Me: thats true. my whole family spents lots of time in my room
Hurinthevampire: ok
Me: yeah