Chattin' It Up with Alen Chao 2

Aside from being a giddy little schoolgirl, another character that you can transform into could be just as easily amusing. In the following conversation, my victims are in for a shocking surprise. Don’t worry, only hilarity will ensure.

You have just entered room "Spongebob Squarepants 16”
Me:
Hi everybody.
Timmy00382: hi
SassyGurl345: hi
Me: asl everybody?
HighNiteLoser: HI
HighNiteLoser: sorry, my cap lock was on.
Timmy00382: 10/m/ia
SassyGurl345: 12/f/ny
AmberRun907: Yes, I am a dancer!
JnRNabisco: 11/m/ca
HighNiteLoser: 9/m/wa
Me: 17/m/nj
AmberRun907: Wanna see my pic?
(Blocks AmberRun907)
AmberRun907 has left the room.
Timmy00382:
wait, you’re 17? What are you doing here?
SassyGurl345: Anyways. I LUV spongebob.
JnRNabisco: awwwww yeah. I luv that little guy.
Me: Yes, I also like this spongebob that you speak of.
HighNiteLoser: yeah, I also like spongebob.
Timmy00382: aren’t you a lil too old to be here?
Me: are you discriminating older people who likes spongebob?
SassyGurl345: I bet he’s here to pick up lil kids, like those pervs I saw on Nick News.
Me: …uh, no. I really like this spongebob. I like his lil body, his lil friends, his lil everything.
JnRNabisco: …that didn’t sound right.
Me: YOU don’t sound right, sexy.
HighNiteLoser: I bet you’re here to pick up lil kids, aren’t you? Like those pervs I saw on Nick News.
Me: didn’t someone just said that?
HighNiteLoser: sry, my computer’s a lil slow.
JnRNabisco: sexy?
SassyGurl345: ewwwwww, perv!!!!!!
SassyGurl345 has left the room.
Timmy00382 has left the room
JnRNabisco has left the room.
HighNiteLoser has left the room.

AmberRun201: Yes, I am a dancer!

Oh well. This goes to show you that little kids are not too intelligent when it comes to the internet, especially basic chatroom conversation and sarcasm. I guess I gave those kids a little scare, and showed them that the world is really a perverted place, as shown on this “Nick News”.

Plus, I think that SassyGurl345 was really starting to get into me.

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