Awful Conversation, Part Uno

At approximately 4:34 am on June 29, 2002, a conversation occured that was like no other occuring conversation at all. Let me set the scene: I was up and decided to go online. I was so bored that I logged on to my AOLIM account and entered a chat room. The chat was so awful, but one person in particular caught my eyes. All names have been changed to protect the people mentioned, and this is only a part of what went on. Comments are added with parenthesis to clarify statements, and all statements are reformated to be somewhat grammatically correct. This was the conversation, starting at 4: 41 am:

Me: Wow, this is so crystal clear! (Refering to the girl's picture, which it reallly wasn't due to bad lighting.)
Person: Well, you know what? Fuck that, that's the best one with the same background I got.
Me: It's cool. So what's your asl (Age, Sex, and Location. Used to identify a person's identity.)? And what are you doing up so late?
Person: 16/f/nm and I am always giddy after sex. (I really don't know why she told me that.) And you?
Me: 17/m/nj

Then we started talking and it somehow led to the performance of her boyfriend in the "sack". It is now 4:49 am.

Me: So what do you want to do now?
Her: My boyfriend's best friend...
Me: No, I meant at this very moment.
Her: My boyfriend's best friend. He's good!

Then we started talking about how she should dump her boyfriend first, which she didn't do. Also despite the fact that she loves him, she can't stop sleeping with his best friend. And how awful it was to have sex with her boyfriend because it sucks, so she ends up faking it.

End of Part Uno