You = teh suck.

I had the displeasure of patronizing your airline today, and wasted four or so hours of my life that I will never get back. Here's how you NOT suck. I suggest that you use this as a reference in the future.

1) Stop being gay - take your Mexican lover's cock out of your ass and focus on your flight paths. If one of your planes strayed off, you can use the unorthodox method of TURNING THE PLANE AROUND! The reason my flight was delayed this morning was because one of your planes flew past the airport I was in. Which brings me to my next point.

2) De-sissify your pilots - another reason that the plane was delayed (then ultimately canceled), was because your pilots couldn't land in the weather condition Philly was in at the time.

It was drizzling. For five minutes. Barely.

3) Don't waste my time - no, MY time. Alen's time. I had important things to do that day, like meeting up with my girlfriend. Still, if it was even something trivial like an important interview, or a chance at a full scholarship, what you did today would've ruined that. Thanks a lot.

Now, my girlfriend's down at New Orleans crying her eyes out. Or playing frizbee with her friends in the park...

...Either way, she's not smiling tonight!

You might've gotten away with rebooking another flight for free, but there are those who'll be sleeping on the floors of Philadelphia International Airport tonight, instead of a nice comfy bed at Holiday Inn (which you could've paid for).

Please take these points into consideration and don't make the same mistakes again.

Sincerely Not,
Alen