Approximately sixty-one days, more than 1,464 hours, about 87,840 minutes, and somewhere in the vicinity of 5,270,400 seconds…and none of it was spent doing your summer assignments. For most of us who are in high school, or some snobby middle schools, summer assignments are as common as sleeping or farting. A little book reading here, paper writing there, and when school starts again, our brain will be in a desirable form to learn.
But you’ve decided to put it off until just days before school begins. “Ah, those math problems should be easy.” “Ah, I’ll just read that book in one night.” And now you’re doomed. And now it’s September, the math problems are tedious, and the book is over 1,000 pages with size six fonts. For most, committing suicide would have been the easier way out. Well, you don’t have to worry anymore, because your Uncle Alen will show you how you can get your work done fast and in time, or your money back. Here are some basic tips that will, at the least, help you get back on track:
Realize how much work you (still) have to do: Literally go to your desk or writing station and gather all of your summer works. Peruse (skim) over each work/problems to see how much time and effort are needed to put into them.
Set up a time plan: Now, grab your calendar and from one day before school, count back until your current day. Preferably today. And for those of you who walk on the wild side, count back from the first day of school. Then, divide up the work into each day so you’d do equal amounts of works each day.
Follow the plan.
I also know that there are a few of you who’s got only five days or less from the start of school, and you haven’t touched the pencil all summer. You sad son of a bitch, you are totally screwed now…only if you don’t follow these directions.
Pull an all nighter: That’s right, stay up all night and work. Not only it serves as a form of punishment for procrastinating, it also helps you to prepare those lonely nights you’ll spend in college studying. *Sigh*…those lonely, lonely nights. It’s a win-win situation.
Drink lots of caffeine: If possible, don’t go to sleep at all and continue working. Although it’s been proven that caffeine has dangerous and fatal counter-effects, it helps you stay awake to tackle those workloads.
So there you have it. Just follow these simple guidelines, and before you know it, you’ll be patting yourself on the back for a complete job well done.