Jimmy
Poor, misguided, Canadian Bastard
Crack-smokin' Porn Freak
Didn't think so
Jimmy don't do dat
What's the deal with your face, son?
Poor, misguided Freak
Welcome to Gattaca, son
Hey, Spaz
--with Matthew
So sad. So sad.
--with Dave
Screw the small Judoman
--with Dave
Make believe is for little girls and mental patients
--with Dave
Now, get back to work, you naughty little monkeys
You don't drop a pirahna in the kiddie pool, and then stick around and watch the bubbles
That magician guy, what's his name?
--with Dave
You can call me Smimmy
Thank you, Sweetheart
That's me with a moustache
--with Matthew
Tell ol' Uncle Jimmy all about it
What smells like urine?
Whoops
Gettin' the Playboy channel
--with Dave
The last time I made a bet with a rich friend
--with Dave
Smothered in Secret Sauce
Hey Matthew!
--with Bill
I appreciate your Dungeons and Dragons approach to office management, but I left my twelve-sided dice at home. So I'll just tell them, alright?
--with Dave
Back, back I say