The Kevin Series of Limericks

There once was a young man named Kevin,
whose favorite number was seven.
When asked why he would say, in a wry sort of way
"For 't is the sum of the sins which bar m' entry to Heaven."

There once was a young man named Kevin
who believed neither in Hell nor in Heaven
In spite of it all, he was known loudly to call
for Bread at the Mass that had leaven.

I met a young lad of the clan Perry
he was known by all long to tarry.
When told he'd be late for his own wedding date
He said: "Nay, for I certainly shan't marry."

-Michael C. Paul
June 8, 1999

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