You better button up before you catch cold
Can't go outside, I'm allergic to mold
How'd these germs get so damn bold?
It's amazing we don't die before we're old

If cleanliness is next to godliness
Then lord knows we don't stand a chance
When SARS comes to kill both you and me
You know we can blame STERILITY

Sanitary, plastic wrapped
Single use, disposable
Sterility is what seek
Sterility has made us week
Our immune systems need a test
To help them create a fence
To build up the body's immunity
And that's why I say "Fuck sterility"

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From home to car and car to work
From work to car and car to home
We live our lives in plastic bubbles
Far from germs and far from trouble
Afraid of dirt and getting hurt
Producing social introverts

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