THE WAFFLE HOUSE MOSH
Scattered!
Smothered!
Covered!
Chunked!
Diced!
Topped!
Peppered!
Capped!
Waffle House!
love to eat at Waffle House
Waffle House!
They got burgers and Hashbrowns too
Waffle House!
Zee german call it der Vaffle Haas
Waffle House!
get a load of that Juke box
If I can't eat at the Waffle House
I won't eat at all
But as you can see from my fat ass
the tales I tell are tall
Waffle House!
Why can't I own a Waffle House
Waffle House!
Love to watch them cook my food
Waffle House!
6 waffle irons a blazin'
Waffle House!
Why's that trucker lookin' at me?
Why can't michigan
have a waffle house?
I know it's supposed
to be pride of the south.
Didn't we win that shit
in the civil war?
Then what the hell was all that killin' for?
Waffle House!
Rebel blood was spilled to keep it
Waffle House!
You can almost taste it in the coffee
Waffle House!
1,572,864 way to eat your hashbrowns
Waffle House!
as long as you eat 'em at the Waffle House!
WAFFLE HOUSE MOSH
If you've ever been south of Michigan, especially down I-75, then you've seen a Waffle House. It's this little chain of diners that serves cheap diner food with their specialty, obviously being waffles. You might ask yourself "What is a self respecting punk band doing writing a fuckin' jingle for lack luster food franchise?" Well, if you've never been inside a Waffle House, you'd never know. The foods okay and all, I mean, it's cheap greasy diner food, but they all have a juke box that's filled with the worst fuckin' music. The thing is, about a third of the songs are written about Waffle House. I only remember the title of one of them, it's called "Special Lady at the Waffle House". These songs are written and recorded by average joes that no one ever heard of. Most likely, their only claim to fame is that they wrote a song about Waffle House that made it into the juke box. Holy jeez! That's exactly the kind of asshole I wanna be when I grow up!
Oh yeah, and that crack about the Civil War was supposed to be a cut on the clientel that I usually see frequenting these establishments. But, god knows it wasn't fought to liberate the slaves. You can find many a racist statement by Abraham Lincoln in a ton of speeches given before the Civil War if you take the time to look. He didn't give a fuck about the slaves, he just wanted to break the economic back of the south and found that to be the easiest way. Go look it up!