The second Brain theory.
Summary: When brains were made, they ran up short 4 brains. So one brain was split into five. These bits went to Soggy, Washy, Invictus, Rach, and Lemon. Making up SWIRL.
Well, this theory that we have--that is to say, which is ours-- ...is ours. Oh, our theory that we have follows the lines We are about to relate. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. The Theory, by A.P. Nut. That is AP for A pack of nuts, it's not by a peanut. This theory which belongs to us is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how it goes. Ahem. The next thing that we are about to say is our theory. Ahem. Ready? The Theory by A.P. Nut [Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, & Miss]. Our theory is along the following lines.
(no, not those lines.....)
It is the dawn of time. This earth we know so well is short five people. But the mighty forces have only one brain left. So the mighty force fudged it and split the brain up between the five. These five were Soggy, Washy, Invictus, Rach, & Lemon. Thus forming SWIRL, these people were deployed into the world. Then, by sheer chance...or not...they bonded into yet another Mighty Force, to bring phantasmagoria to all the world via the Misinformation Superofframp. The Internet.
This theory was formed by the use of similarities and exact replicas in thoughts, coincidences in what when on in each person's life at the time, obsessions, views on issues, crushes, and other odd bits. Noticing the letters of their names spelt SWIRL was an added plus. How do you add a plus, anyway? +++=?? Is that higher math? I don't know. Oh well. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid I really just don't FWAUGH-
And now for something completely different.
The SWIRL Theory was written and conceived by SWIRL. Resemblance to actual people, living
or dead, is purely intended. Animals were severely tortured during the making of this theory. May contain
peanuts. Offer void in Utah. Some settling of contents may have occurred during shipping. To avoid electrical shock, do
not open the cabinet. In stereo where available.
Plants were eaten many times during the making of this theory. Sometimes available in the TV, but we're not sure. Blatant parodying of Monty Python is intended with the greatest of admiration, colonelnation, sergentmentation, and private-nation in mind, eyebrow and foot
See inside of label for complete rules. Made from 100% recycled electrons. We're sorry if you think we're silly,
but there's nothing to be done about it. We'll only take it as a compliment, you know. SWIRL is not fully responsible for the
implications this page may induce in the minds of the readers. (That is to say, you could try and sue us, but we'd
win.)
If we lose, you'll only gain about 6 dead rats (aforementioned), ten packs of peanuts (not involved in the writing of this theory), and a whole lot of 00. SWIRL is not responsible for the ignorance of those who don't know what 00 is. We do not hold you responsible for anything, if there is no 00.html, but if there is, go read it. If you can't read, then none of this really matters. This theory is Open Uncaptioned and will remain so until somebody solves the riddle. When the riddle is solved, we will all jump out the window, yelling, crooning, and whining.
SWIRL, in fact, isn't responsible for anything or anyone but themselves...and making sure they have plenty of
chocolate around. The opinions expressed in this theory are not necessarily those of SWIRL and its affiliates. Well,
actually, they are. We wrote it ourselves, we should know. There is no Rule #6. But you should have known that to begin
with. Dots are cool.
Hard to believe, yet SWIRL is actually more responsible than the local grocery store which has a sign that the only readable thing from more than 20 feet away is "WE CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE." There you have it. Peer is evil.