For one i could care bloody less if i had good luck by making some other person mad at me for sending a chain letter to them, who most definately feel the same way i do about them. I do not believe in them. Some of them are cool, but save your ascii art for personal emails, and i'd rather eat my own glasses than to have to take the time to forward something that says: If you do not forward this chain letter you will DIE!
In a way sir, you are right. I will die, but not because i didn't forward your chain letter. Other than giving me a good laugh, all it did was fill up my mail box. Despite everything I do I still get 5000 emails from people who think i'm only joking.
However, is this a serious email when the topic says: Don't delete! Really funny. Not a chain letter
Then it has what looks like this all over it
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 50 people: you will recieve this letter until the day you die
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 100 people: your great great great grandkids will recieve this chainletter
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So basically we have a choice, DIE or recieve the same bloody thing 3209840984 times until our whole family line has run out or we are past our hotmail limit.
Okkay those lists about issues, I dig those. I don't sign them usually, cos when i do, I get it back after my name is already on it. I care about issues but still, don't send me it again. Just cos i don't forward it doesn't mean i don't care that your brother's half sister's aunt's husband's niece's husband's nephew's wife's little sister on her father's side owned a cat that ran away with a dog who got stuck in a water pipe and while trying to escape almost killed a rat which moved to Iowa in search of gold but instead found a boot which contained a cricket that got ran over yesterday and we should keep it in our hearts because all of its family died long before. I care, muchly.
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I'm a teenager, what do I need with "CHEAP STOCK ON SALE FOR 49995 pecos AT YOUR LOCAL TRASH DEPOSITORY FUND BUILDING". I don't need stock. And I could care less about anyone who wants to be a bleedin ***censored*** to please the likes of idiots who have sickminds. Because I'm not one of them. Sorry. And the most irritating thing about it all is that the subjects are headed like "Hello" and "how are you" and "this is the information you requested about three years ago when you weren't even on the internet but we stalked you"
Policy: Do not forward this email. Do not distribute this email. Just stop sending me chain letters and i couldn't care less about yer stupid bussiness cos i'm just a teenager. Advertise music and books and stuff and i'm there but I don't wanna know how to get "FREE DENTAL CARE WITH A LOW PAYMENT OF 43.95 BEFORE 4 PM ON SUNDAYS IN MARCH"
Washy Calavicci