(No the thoughts aren't soggy, but...oh i'll explain later)
This is a small collection of thoughts that sogg's emailed me in the past year and i stuck 'em up here...cos i felt like it
Why can you hear your own thoughts?
Why can't anybody pronounce or spell your name?
Why do people think the Backstreet Boys are cute?
Why isn't "oxymoron" oxymoronic?
Whenever you create a new anything in Notepad or Paint or whatever, the
caption in the titlebar reads, "Untitled". But if the title space has
something in it, it's titled. So it can't be untitled. But that's what it
says it is.
Why is there air freshener? This air we're breathing has been around since
forever. It's the same air Socrates breathed. So it can't exactly be
freshened.
"This page intentionally left blank". I think that speaks for itself.
Chocolate milk is a definitive characteristic. Some people would buy the
pre-mixed chocolate milk. Other people (myself included) would get out a
bottle of Hershey's syrup and pour it into a glass of milk, stirring
carefully, to get just the right balance of chocolate and milk. I don't know
what that proves. I just wanted to say it.
Twinkies are called Twinkies because there's two...twins. What are they
called if you only have one?
Why do people say they're dyslexic? Shouldn't they be lysdexic? Or dyscexil?
Why do some people use one space between sentences, and some use two?