^^^MY THEORY^^^

sogg's theory on the end of the world

Y'know that store-bought chocolate milk? Well. It's too thick and too chocolatey and too sweet and it just isn't any good. I hate the stuff. I am sure this opinion of SBCM (as we will now abbreviate it [why is abbreviate such a long word?]) is shared by many others in addition to myself (didn't THAT sound scientific). Well, if we drink too much of this SBCM, then it shall form a bubble around the earth and freeze and the sky will become the milk and we shall breathe it for weeks. And then the sun will melt it and we will all be drowned in storebought choco milk. The End.
HOWEVER. If we were to mix our own milk, with milk and choco syrup, it tastes MUCH better because you can customize it. You don't like must choco? Put a little in. Like a lot? Put a bunch in. Do whatever you want. (I put strawberry syrup in mine once. Of course, I put green food coloring in mine once. My opinions aren't terribly trustworthy.) If we all drink milk made by ourselves and NOT by factories, there will be no choco bubble around the Earth. We won't drown in choco milk. Instead we'll die of other causes. But that's nicer than death by chocolate (at least I think so).
^^^END THEORY^^^