HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:

"Do you hear that?"

"What?"

"Never mind, it's gone now."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.