The Washington World Theories

Alright there's many diffy philosophies on the world itself. Not on how it was made. (I'm not getting into that, because it would clash with religions, something which is taboo around alot of people.) More like what it is...
Sogg has said it's a giant rubik's cube...I think she could give you a better explaination of exactly what it is...
I would prolly give you a whole nother philosophy on that'un. But see, if it is a big rubik's cube, then it explains earthquakes..cos everytime the cube gets turned....it...shifts..etc...
Alright, here's my elaborated theory, which sorta came about near when I was falling asleep. (Now you don't have to believe this, you know that. It's just somethin that could be possible. And just a bit of a gag. I warn ya know. Do not take us seriously. It can have brain damaging effects)
Y'know how things live in your carpet? Like bugs? Well, if you look at it from that point of view with the bugs...then we are all living inside a GIANT CARPET. Every time we have a hurricane or a tornado, it is someone turning on their vaccum cleaner. Of course, we haven't really ever seen anyone bigger than us, so I come to the conclusion that it has to be a giant rug. The whole solar system is actually a big circle of rugs...one here one there..and who knows how we're spinning around, but if the world stopped turning how would we knoooow? Alright, yes i had to stick that in there...
Anyways....it's a series of carpets... The sun is a magnifying glass in which some giant kid decides he wants to fry the "bugs" with. So thats how we get sunburned.

Alright, we could go on with microscopic organisms, in which we are the water from the slide of a microscope..the whole world is this lil ball of water. Forget the universe for a moment, because it would hafta be every other slide that has chemicals on it, and no life has been proven to be existed, tho it could.
Anyways, we're on that slide...the eclipse of the sun..is when a person looks into the microscope. The day and night is when the person turns the light off on it.

more theories to come...it's 1:34 am..I'm goin to bed now.. sogg may add some