ORANGE, PEACH, ECT...
IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT SPIES FROM THE SPARKELING SUMMER VEGETABLES OF THE EARTH CULT HAVE TRIED TO DESTROY OUR CULT.
THEREFORE, WE MUST TAKE CAUTION. THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY IS NICE TO YOU, SAY THE FOLLOWING..."F-U! YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OUR CULT YOU NASTY VEGETABLE!!!"
THESE VEGETABLES ARE OFTEN ARMED WITH CANCER FIGHTING MINERALS, BUT THEY WILL NEVER BE AS FRUITY AND JUICEY WAS WE ARE.
P.S. THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMEONE EATING YOUR FRUIT, TELL THEM TO F**K THEMSELVEDS AND FORECFULLY REMOVE THE FRUIT FROM THEIR CUSTODY.
IF THEY HAVE ALREADY TAKEN A BITE, TAKE THEM BY THE NECK AND TURN THEM UPSIDE DOWN, CONTINUOUSLY KICK THE CRAP OUT OF THEM, REPEATING THESE WORDS OVER AND OVER..."I WILL KICK YOUR (BEEP) IF YOU EVER (BEEPIN') EAT MY FRUIT AGAIN YOU (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEPIN') CANNABLE!"
OKAY, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. HAVE A NICE DAY!
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