MDFS rules

Rules we haven't broken yet: 1: To recruit anther member, you must first consult the peach and/or the orange so that we may have a super secret chat about it.  Then, and only then, will a new member be inducted into the cult. 2: The Kiwi is not and will never be a fruit.  Ever.  Sorry, no Kiwi.  (this would be an appropirate place for a latin phrase but since i don't do latin, here's some french for ya: Kiwi n'est jamais appeler 'une fruit'.  FROMAGE EST BON!!!  MANGEZ-VOUS DU FROMAGE SOUVENT!!!)     side note: all positions in the ''cult' have been filled.  some members do not even know they are members. RuLeS wE HaVe BrOkEn: (zut alors!) 3: No wests.  Thusly Changed To 'No Yucky wests'  if any of you read this (you know who you are), do not blame the creation fo this rule on orange.  4: No 'male' members.  Broken twice.  kiwi doesn't count because the kiwi is NOT a fruit. 5: Two of the same fruit is not allowed.  But it is now.  hee hee hee.