Before reading "Grammar Puss" by Steven Pinker, read the following
statements and decide whether you think they are true or false:
- All societies have complex
language, and everywhere the languages use the
same kinds of grammatical
machinery like nouns, verbs, auxiliaries, and
agreement.
- All normal children develop
language without conscious effort or formal lessons, and by
the age of three they speak in
fluent grammatical
sentences, outperforming the most
sophisticated computers.
- Brain damage or congenital
conditions can make a person a linguistic savant
while severely retarded, or
unable to speak normally despite high
intelligence.
- Many scientists,
beginning with the linguist Noam
Chomsky in the late 1950's,
conclude that there are specialized circuits in the
human brain, and perhaps specialized genes,
that create the gift of articulate speech.
- The words rule and grammar
have very different meanings to a scientist and to a
layperson.
- The rules people
learn (or more likely, fail
to learn) in school are called [prescriptive]
rules, prescribing how one "ought"
to talk.
- Scientists
studying language propose [descriptive]
rules, describing how people [do] talk
-- the way to determine whether a construction is
"grammatical" is to find people who
speak the language and ask them.
- To a
scientist, the fundamental fact
of human language is its sheer
improbability since most objects in the universe --
rocks, trees, worms, cows, cars -- cannot
talk.
- So there is no
contradiction, after all, in saying that every
normal person can speak
grammatically (in the sense of systematically) and
ungrammatically (in the sense of nonprescriptively),
just as there is no
contradiction in saying that a
taxi obeys the laws of
physics but breaks the laws of
Massachusetts
- Forcing modern speakers of
English to not -- whoops, not to split an
infinitive because it isn't
done in Latin makes about as much sense as forcing
modern residents of England to wear laurels and
togas.
- Julius Caesar could
not have split an infinitive if he had wanted to. In
Latin the infinitive is a single word like [facere],
a syntactic atom.
- But once introduced, a
prescriptive rule is very hard to eradicate, no matter
how ridiculous. Inside the educational and writing
establishments, the rules survive
by the same dynamic that perpetuates
ritual genital mutilations and college fraternity hazing.
- Anyone daring to overturn a
rule by example must always worry that readers will think
he or she is ignorant of the rule, rather
than challenging it.
- Frequently the language
mavens claim that nonstandard American English is not
just different, but less sophisticated and
logical.
- One fifth of all English
verbs were originally nouns
- Sometimes the
"correct" past tense of fly is flied,
not flew.
- Sometimes the
"correct" past tense of ring is ringed,
not rang.
- Sometimes the
"correct" past tense of grandstand is grandstanded.
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