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| Dear SSR, |
| What in the heck does SSR stand for? |
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| Just Curious |
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| Dear Curious, |
| The answer to this question is so obvious that I question the questioning of this question. I mean, really, just take a look. It's right there in front of your face. It means-- since you seem unable to read the words put directly in front of you-- it stand for, um, Something Serial Related. No its: Still Sick, Really. Soft Sticky Ramens? Socks Shoes and Rockports? |
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| All right, all right I admit it. It should really be SRR. But SRR sounds like a trained seal barking while SSR slips sibilantly from the tongue. |
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| Dear Serial Virgin, |
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| Me 'n the guys was talkin', right? And Pudman, he turns around and he says: Hey guys, know what I heard? I heard that them romance novels is just a replacement for men. These girls, like, can't get none so's they use the books instead. |
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| So's I'm thinkin': Geez, if this is true than why am I hanging out with these losers if there's women out there, using books instead of, like, guys? |
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| Well? Can romance novels be a replacement for sex? |
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| Lonely Yet Forever Hopeful, |
| Geek |
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| Dear Geek, |
| I guess you could use a romance novel to replace sex, but the paper cuts alone would probably kill you |
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| Dear Serial, |
| My husband thinks I'm nuts because I made these really cute little shelves and attached them strategically around the house. This way, if I'm walking down the hall from the bathroom to the kitchen and am overcome with the urge to pick up a Love and Laughter, there it is-- right there on a cute little shelf. What's so nuts about this? |
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| Dear Handy, |
| You are nuts! How in the name of all that is serial did you find the time to make shelves? Your every waking moment should be spent reading romances. I'm sending your hubby a butterfly net inscribed with your name. |
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| Yo Serial Biotch, |
| Wassup wit them nasty paintings on the cover of my romances? They mad wack. |
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| Keisha |
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| Keisha Kesh, |
| Word! Publishers be beaming on crack, yo. |
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| Esteemed Serial Romance Reviewer, |
| I have been giving much thought to penning my own serial romance. What advice can you give me? |
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| ---Wannabe Author |
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| Dear Author, |
| My suggestion would be for you to write about a millionaire Texan rancher who doesn't realize his amnesiatic fake fiancee is pregnant with his secret baby even though she's still a virgin. |
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| The publishers will be kicking each other in the kidneys to get to you. |
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| this sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| RSGrim |
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| Dear Grim, |
| OMG! Yr so Kewl! ROTFLMAO! |
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| Dear Romance Girl, |
| Can you help me? I'm looking for a book I read six or seven years ago. I don't remember the name or what line it was in, but it had a guy and a girl. They fight at first and then they fall in love. I think it takes place on an island, but I'm not sure. The girl is really flighty and the guy is super cute with black hair and green eyes. I'd really appreciate it if you could help me find this book. |
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| --Looking for love |
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| Dear Love, |
| Hold on a minute. . . I've got the Psychic Network on the phone right now. . . |
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| What? You got sumpin you wanna ask? No? Then don't click the dancing mailbox over there. |
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