I have taken over blog of that unworthy female mee/clair/Clare or whatever she calls herself! I'm far cuter and more interesting. Obviously everyone will wilt in the honour of my presence here and not miss worry about the cruel neglectful female.

she-slave bad total be-etch!

he-slave better.

he-slave sleeps and acts as cat-prop. keeps cat warm and cosy. he-slave good.

she-slave go out, cold, wet out - out is baaaad

she-slave work at place with biccies, not bring me any. Left my bowl only 2/3 full! that means it was 1/3 empty!!!!!!!!!! 1/3 EMPTY

she-slave is nasty

he-slave gave cuddles and worshiped at the paws of my beauteous self.

she-slave glared in a wholley, malevolent fashion and dared to threaten to stuff me. me!

I showed my displeasure with righteous anger and the subtle hinted suggestion that she get off her rump by calculating means of claws in the side of her sofa. She screamed something about BBQ. She-slave is becominlythmatter of great concern.

He-slave accepts I'm his rightful owner and tells me regularly how lovely and loveable I am.

She-slave has worrisome tendencies to believe in liberation and equal rights for humans!!!!!

he-slave knows when I sing my opera and stretch my lithe form against my scratch post I don't necessarily wish to be booted out into the gloomy evening and reserve the right to wander between doors before nimbly out maneuvering the oaf and being first to snuggle on the bed. Or ideally she-slave's pillow.

she-slave is wrong to claim a pillow; this is my realm, it is my bed and my pillows she should be grateful I allow her a share occasionally. When she's dispensed with the required level of bisccies naturally.

she-slave has the audacity to pick me up carry me back down the stairs when I choose to return to my bed. Just this evening she had me under her arm of all indignities and made some quite hurtful remarks about my great soprano performance.

Opened the door and threw me out I do declare. Didn't even attempt to turn off the drizzle and up the heating!!!!!!!

I tell you something MUST be done about her.

Suggestions welcome, Biccies preferred, Flattery expected.

MEOOOOORRRRRRRW

One day ruler of the world, shake in your booties feeble mortal creatures and bow before the might of;

Sir Rat-Bag, carouse extraordinaire, extraordinary good looking furry feline not a demon, no, nope no demon spawn here!