Assmar
(v1)
I'm going out again
I might get sick then
But it's not fair
Cuz it's boring in here
(ch1)
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
(ch2)
This is the best
What a mess
My clothes are all wet
And I'm not done yet
(ch2)
This is the best
What a mess
My clothes are all wet
And I'm not done yet
(ch1)
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
(v1 variation)
I'm going out again
I might get sick then
But I don't care
Cuz it's boring in here
(ch1)
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
(ch2)
This is the best
What a mess
My clothes are all wet
And I'm not done yet
(ch2)
This is the best
What a mess
My clothes are all wet
And I'm not done yet
(v2)
C'MON mud in your hair
C'MON mud in your pants
C'MON mud in your face
C'MON brie in your pants
(v1)
I'm going out again
I might get sick then
But it's not fair
Cuz it's boring in here
(ch1)
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR ASSMAR
(ch2)
This is the best
What a mess
My clothes are all wet
And I'm not done yet
(ch2 variation)
This is the best
What a mess
But I'm not here
And I'm not done yet
(talking)
"Oh good okay
I was like what comes next oh my god and then"
Yesterday, last night did you do Assmar in your room?"
"Yes I did, on purpose"
"All of the songs I messed up"
"Oh, that's okay I messed up too"
"I messed up three"
"I messed up ten"
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Sno-Cap
(v1)
I just wanna know the number
I mean hi how are you do you like cucumbers?
LISTEN EVERYBODY, IT'S ESPIONAGE! (squeaks)
(ch)
I just want to 1 2
I don't need to call you
Ticky ticky tock now
That's no way to bang pow
(v1 revised)
I just wanna know the number
I mean hi how are you do you like cucumbers?
I TOOK HER TO THE HOUSE AND I TOOK OFF HOORAH!
(ch2)
When there's something walking
I can hear them talking
Batsu plot to stop who
Cannot rock it can you
(v1 revised)
I just wanna know the number
I mean hi how are you do you like cucumbers?
THE DOORBELL'S RINGIN', OH MY GOD.
(ch3)
I don't need to call you
I don't want to see you
I don't need to call you
I don't want to be you
(v1 revised)
I just wanna know the number
I mean hi how are you do you like cucumbers?
LIKE BARY EDDY FROM SUBURBAN NATION
(talking)
"You don't like that?"
"Well - I dunno but I think it might not... sound bad."
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Kitchen Floor
(v1)
All of kitchen 4
Can't come to my house no more
And all of kitchen 5
Sucks even if they really try
(ch)
I wish I was them right now
I wish I could go home too
I don't want to stay at school
I don't wanna talk to you
(v1 repeat)
All of kitchen 4
Can't come to my house no more
And all of kitchen 5
Sucks even if they really try
(ch repeat)
I wish I was them right now
I wish I could go home too
I don't want to stay at school
I don't wanna talk to you
(breakdown)
Do you wanna use my blender
Do you wanna use my blender
You want to use my blender
Do you wanna use my cabbage
Do you wanna use my cabbage
Do you want to use my cabbage
Do you wanna use my chicken
Do you wanna use my chicken
Do you want to use my chicken
(v1 repeat)
All of kitchen 4
Can't come to my house no more
And all of kitchen 5
Sucks even if they really try
(ch repeat revised)
I wish I was them right now
I wish I could go home too
I don't want to stay at school
And talking to you makes me go 'ew'
(v1 repeat)
All of kitchen 4
Can't come to my house no more
And all of kitchen 5
Sucks even if they really try
(ch repeat revised)
I wish I was them right now
I wish I could go home too
I don't want to stay at school
And talking to you makes me go 'ew'
Do you wanna use my knife
Do you wanna use my knife
Do you want to use my knife
Do you wanna use my cabinet
Do you wanna use my cabinet
Do you want to use my cabinet
Do you wanna use my fork
Do you wanna use my fork
Do you wanna use my fork
(v1 repeat)
All of kitchen 4
Can't come to my house no more
And all of kitchen 5
Sucks even if they really try
Zap Back!
Eggnog
(v1)
Porno porno
Too late, aye, too-o late
I don't wanna wait
You wait, aye, you-o wai-ait
I don't wanna wait
(ch)
Don't be so sure I hate the floor
I can't be your porno porno
I hate the floor don't be so sure
I can't be your porno porno
(v1 repeat)
Too late, aye, too-o late
I don't wanna wait
You wait, aye, you-o wai-ait
I don't wanna wait
(ch)
Don't be so sure I hate the floor
I can't be your porno porno
I hate the floor don't be so sure
I can't be your porno porno
(v1 repeat)
Too late, aye, too-o late
I don't wanna wait
You wait, aye, you-o wai-ait
I don't wanna wait
(bridge)
Uno dos tres cuatro under the Alamo
Uno dos tres cuatro under the Alamo
Uno dos tres cuatro under the Alamo
Uno dos tres cuatro under the Alamo
(ch)
Don't be so sure I hate the floor
I can't be your porno porno
I hate the floor don't be so sure
I can't be your porno porno
Zap Back!
Fútbol
(v1)
Maybe later on
We can get him to don
A pretty little dress
And we'll take care of all the rest
(ch)
I see them everywhere
It's not fair it's not fair
Go over there
It's not fair it's not fair
(v2)
Devil devil over there
What can we make you wear
You like mascara on your eyes
And garters on your thighs
(ch)
I see them everywhere
It's not fair it's not fair
Go over there
It's not fair it's not fair
(v3)
Hey don the mon juan
Just let us put some on
It won't take too long
And it will stay on all night long
(ch)
I see them everywhere
It's not fair it's not fair
Go over there
It's not fair it's not fair
(v4)
I'll just walk no I wanna walk
I'll just walk no I wanna walk
I'll just walk no I wanna walk
I'll just walk no I wanna walk
(v5)
Hey naked I'm a stud
We know you like mud
Or do you want some lipstick
I think red would do the trick
(ch)
I see them everywhere
It's not fair it's not fair
Go over there
It's not fair it's not fair
(v4 variation)
I'll just walk no I wanna walk
Zap Back!
Miller
One day soon lyrics will be here.
They're partially finished, however,
Johnny Mags and I must verify some things ;)
Zap Back!
Pink Piggies
(v1)
I was walking around
Up on the ground
And I saw a little piggy on the ground
I put my foot up
Over his head
And then I kicked him
In his little piggy head
(ch)
Ah ha
I kicked him in the head
You never thought you'd be dead
You just looked up and you said
She's gonna kick me in the head
(v2)
I was walking away
The other day
And I saw a little rat in my way so
I put my foot up
Next to his head
And then I kicked him in
His little rat head
(ch variation)
I didn't think you'd be dead
I just put my foot up and said
She's gonna kick me in the head
(v3)
I was walking around
On the ground and I saw a little
Doggie on the ground so I put my
Foot up over his hdead and then
I stepped on his little doggie head
(ch variation)
Ah ha
I stepped on your head
I never thought you'd be dead
I just put my foot up and said
I'm gonna step on your head
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Doombuggy
(v1)
I don't even know why I lied
But I know you know I know you spied
And if you go tell mom and dad
That's gonna make me real real mad
I'm gonna make you go crazy
Put tin foil in your cavities
(ch1)
I want to go
Everybody let's go
Just you and me
And no one to get in between
(ch2)
I want to go
Everybody let's go
Leave him behind
And no one to fuck with my mind
(v2)
I don't even know why I lied
But I know you know I know you spied
And let's leave my brother behind
Cuz with him there it's so confined
Let's not take him to see Disney
Cuz he's always so mean to me
(ch2)
I want to go
Everybody let's go
Leave him behind
And no one to fuck with my mind
(ch1)
I want to go
Everybody let's go
Just you and me
And no one to get in between
(v3)
I've never been to Disneyland
But you can take me I won't be bad
And if you go tell mom and dad
That's gonna make me real real mad
I want to go see Disney
And he's always so mean to me
(ch3)
I want to go
I'm all packed now
Leave him behind
And no one to fuck with my mind
(ch1)
I want to go
Everybody let's go
Just you and me
And no one to get in between
Zap Back!
Eaga Beava
(v1)
She looks just like Jessie's mom
She thinks she's not just a schlong
Shirt too short and pants too tight
Her clothes just don't fit her right
(ch)
Eaga Beava is a bitch
Eaga Beava looks like shit
Eaga Beava sucks a dick
Eaga Beava looks like this
Eeeeaga Beava Eeeeaga Beava
(v2)
She thinks she's better than me
Her best friend's name is pee
She thinks she's better than you
Her very own name is poo
(ch)
Eaga Beava is a bitch
Eaga Beava looks like shit
Eaga Beava sucks a dick
Eaga Beava looks like this
Eeeeaga Beava Eeeeaga Beava
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Hello No
(ch)
Hey hey baby aw you drive me crazy
Aw aw honey aw I want your money
Yeah yeah cutie yeah I want your bootie
Ah ah hottie ah I want your body
If there's no one else I'll go with you
(ch)
Hey hey baby aw you drive me crazy
Aw aw honey aw I want your money
Yeah yeah cutie yeah I want your bootie
Ah ah hottie ah I want your body
If there's no one else I'll go with you
If there's no one else I'll go with you
If there's no one else I'll go with you
(talking)
Why didn't they do it?
Zap Back!
Jasmean
(v1)
Warning it's early in the morning
I'm tired of all your porning and forning
Warning what can I do this morning
I'll make you leave and have to go touring
(ch)
It's hard to be nice
Not that I try
It's hard to be nice
Why should I be niiiice
(v2)
We hate that bitch we'll make her ass late
We'll make her throw up what she just ate
I hate that bitch I'll make her ass late
I'll make her throw up what she just ate
(ch)
It's hard to be nice
Not that I try
It's hard to be nice
Why should I be niiiice
(v3)
Hey hey why don't you stay stay
We hate her more than we hate Lei Lei
Yeah yeah she just says blah blah
And when she's mad we get glad glad glad
(ch)
It's hard to be nice
Not that I try
It's hard to be nice
Why should I be niiiice
(ch)
It's hard to be nice
Not that I try
It's hard to be nice
Why should I be niiiice
Zap Back!
En La Boca
(*COMING SOON* For English version, click here!)
En la boca
En la boca es naranja
En la boca
?????
En la boca
En la boca es azúl
En la boca
En la boca es amarilla
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca es azúl
En la boca
En la boca ?
En la boca
En la boca es amarilla
En la boca
En la boca es rosa
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca
En la boca es café
En la boca
En la boca es negra
En la boca
En la boca es gris
En la boca
En la boca es ?
En la boca
En la boca es roja
En la boca
En la boca es blanca
En la boca
En la boca es azúl
En la boca
En la boca es amarilla
En la boca
Zap Back!
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