I Wanna Be a Unabomber
(Intro: (with the help of the wonderful Sheena, something in Japanese) Hai! (<-- 'yes' in Japanese!)
(v1)
I wanna be a unabomber!
(Bam ba bam baba bam ba bam bam)
History teacher you’re a goner!
(Bam ba bam baba bam ba bam bam)
It’s no fun to sit at home
Watching 90210-0
(Oh yeah) Oh no!
(Oh yeah) Oh no!
(v2)
I hate all those kids at school,
They all think that they’re so cool,
They just like to sit and taunt me!
Turn those kids into salami!
(ch)
(Oh yeah) Oh no!
(Oh yeah) Oh no!
(v3)
Where’s my scrunchie?
(I don’t know!)
Maybe it’s between your toes!
(She said Monday whoa whoa whoa!)
Pimp slap your head, shakes your hand!(?)
(v1 repeat)
I wanna be a unabomber
(Bam ba bam baba bam ba bam bam)
History teacher you’re a goner
(Bam ba bam baba bam ba bam bam)
It’s no fun to sit at ho-o-ome,
Watching 90210-0-0!
(ch)
(Oh yeah) Oh no!
(Oh yeah) Oh no!
(Oh yeah) Oh no!
