(Chorus)
You're always wearin' those Hot Pants
You say you're lookin' for romance
But when I'm around, you know you haven't got a chance!
You're always wearin' those Hot Pants
But I know that no one wants to dance with you tonight!
(v2)
Hey, little girl, you're tryin' to get with my guy,
I've got two words: hands off! or baby, I'll make you cry!
I don't pull hair and I don't fight dirty
But piss me off at 9 and you're lunchmeat by 9:30!
(Chorus)
You're always wearin' those Hot Pants
You say you're lookin' for romance
But when I'm around, you know you haven't got a chance!
You're always wearin' those Hot Pants
But I know that no one wants to dance with you tonight!
(bridge)
Well, you've got the moves but your hair is so last year
And you've got the attitude but you're wearing your headgear!
Hey, little girl, you put the 'ho' in Ho Ho's,
And you're in my face and I wanna break your nose!
(Chorus)
You're always wearin' those Hot Pants
You say you're lookin' for romance
But when I'm around, you know you haven't got a chance!
You're always wearin' those Hot Pants
But I know that no one wants to dance with you tonight!
Tonight
Well, tonight!
Tonight!