**All the newer convos are on the bottom... All are in chronological order. ((TIP for finding ones with YOU in it: Press "Ctrl" + "F" and type in your first name... A name that I would most probably label you to be. Then press "Enter".))**
Celine (5:08:17 PM): i'm not that smart
Me (5:08:35 PM): heehee, the complexities of my mind are too advanced to comprehend
Celine(5:09:41 PM): i dont even know what that means
Abigail (8:54:50 PM): im just dandy.
Me (8:55:13 PM): cool beens
Abigail (8:55:56 PM): cooler beens
Me (8:56:18 PM): heehee....
coolest-infinity beens
Abigail (8:57:41 PM): magical fariy dust beens
Me (11:28:13 PM): don't do it tim!! don't go to the dark side! you must save
yourself before it's too late!
Tim (11:29:12 PM): huh?
Faith (9:41:28 PM): can you believe it, clip art doesnt have a pic of an american flag
Faith (9:41:31 PM): thats horrible
Me (9:41:53 PM): i know!! that does suck
Faith (9:42:05 PM): they should have one
Faith (9:42:19 PM): thats un american!
Faith (9:42:29 PM): good they have then on the web
Faith (9:42:54 PM): i search for american flag and i get a canada day sign- go figure
Me to Shanna (3:20:37 PM): do you have some of those days when you just want to kill yourself... but lack of a potential murder weapon is keeping you from doing it?
Me (3:20:40 PM): that's me today
Aurora (4:06:01 PM): when's ur last day of school?
Me (4:06:12 PM): next thursday
Me (4:06:16 PM): when's yours?
Aurora (4:06:27 PM): june 13!!!
Aurora (4:06:39 PM): no fair
Me (4:06:49 PM): AHH!! ::eyes wide open:: ::mouth open too:: are you serious??
Me (4:06:59 PM): that SUCKS for you!!
Aurora (4:07:02 PM): yeah! we go to school for like 500 days!
Me (4:07:56 PM): yeah!! except if that was literal, i think it would be impossible
Me (4:08:11 PM): unless some of those days you're in 2 different grades at the same time
Me (4:08:17 PM): and then NO vacation!
Aurora (4:08:40 PM): lol
Aurora (4:13:02 PM): haha oh ok...well i gotta go start on the buttload of homework i have
Me (4:13:08 PM): heehee
Me (4:13:10 PM): buttload
Me (3:59:23 PM): i SHOULD be doing some work right now
Faith (3:59:34 PM): hehe
Faith (3:59:39 PM): who needs work
Me (4:00:12 PM): yeah... hmm... 'cept the ppl who need jobs to earn a living
Faith (4:00:40 PM): well yea
Me (4:00:46 PM): see?
Me (4:00:53 PM): those are the ppl who need work
Faith (4:01:10 PM): you got me there
Me (4:01:37 PM): :-) heh... i knew i could sooner or later
Harold (4:39:44 PM): I don't think you ever answered my question
Me (4:39:51 PM): what question?
Harold (4:40:25 PM): Harold (4:32:34 PM): What are you doing?
Me (4:40:32 PM): oh!!
Harold (4:40:36 PM): All you said was "doin' stuff"
Me (4:40:39 PM): yeah
Me (4:40:44 PM): i'm doing stuff
Me (4:40:54 PM): well, okay, right now i'm IMing you
Harold (4:41:00 PM): "gettin' stuff done" was your direct wording
Harold (4:41:12 PM): lol
Harold (4:41:26 PM): but then you continued with "I should be doing homework, but I'm not"
Harold (4:41:34 PM): ok...that doesn't count
Me (4:41:48 PM): what?? but that' swhat i'm doing
Harold (4:41:48 PM): that's like me calling you on the phone, then asking what you're doin', and you saying "Talking to you on the phone"
Harold (4:42:01 PM): It DOESN'T COUNT!!! lol
Me (4:42:04 PM): i'm also looking at you with disbelief that we're having this conversation
Harold (4:42:13 PM): :-P
Me (4:42:13 PM): well, looking at the convo with disbelief
Me (4:42:26 PM): why not?
Harold (4:42:30 PM): lol
Me (4:42:32 PM): and saying that i'm also sitting
Harold (4:42:33 PM): Small talk
Me (4:42:37 PM): and d/l music
Me (4:42:41 PM): and... what not
Harold (4:42:47 PM): right
Me (4:42:47 PM): ok fine
Me (4:42:55 PM): right now i'm pondering the meaning of life
Me (4:43:02 PM): *happy?
Kara (4:02:42 PM): but we might need to get conditioned before that
Me (4:03:51 PM): i know, ergo, go running over the summer
Kara (4:04:07 PM): yep
Kara (4:07:36 PM): here's an idea, lets run to China LOL
Kara (4:07:36 PM): :-D
Kara (4:07:39 PM): i think after that we'd be well conditioned
Me (4:08:24 PM): well, that's gonna be kind hard seeing that the fastest way is over water...
Kara (4:10:12 PM): we'll get a 2 person canoe
Me (4:10:29 PM): hmm... not really running, but it seems more plausible now
Kara (4:11:39 PM): lol
Mike A(11:51:57 PM): why are you
Mike A(11:51:59 PM): who
Me (11:52:15 PM): wha?? you don't kno WHO I AM????
Me (11:52:23 PM): check out my screen name!
Mike A(11:52:36 PM): lynn?
Mike A(11:52:40 PM): who the hell is lynn
Me (11:52:43 PM): omg
Me (11:52:47 PM): me-lin-da
Me (11:52:50 PM): melinda!
Mike A(11:52:52 PM): oooo
Shanna (1:35:23 AM): Hey
Me (1:35:26 AM): hey
Me (1:35:31 AM): what's up?
Shanna (1:35:43 AM): hey
Me (1:35:51 AM): ok
Me (1:35:53 AM): hey
Shanna (1:56:45 AM): Im wearing my GC thong right now... and Level 27 shirt. And Benji's chucks
Me (1:57:12 AM): umm... i'm not going to ask what "chucks" are
Me (1:57:19 AM): you're just goign to have to tell me
Shanna (1:57:58 AM): They are shoes lol
Shanna (1:58:03 AM): Chuck Taylors... Converse
Me (1:58:14 AM): OH! i was worried there
Shanna (2:13:32 AM): Sry bout that
Shanna (2:13:38 AM): AOL kicked me off
Me (2:13:44 AM): well, that's okay.... eventually i will forgive you
Mike M (10:28:36 AM): wats that [[referring to a doctored picture of someone on my Filipino website... (a guy's head on a **punk** girl's body)]]
Me (10:28:49 AM): ahhh!! isn't that so funny!!
Me (10:28:50 AM): :-)
Mike M (10:28:55 AM): that must be fake
Me (10:29:05 AM): well, duh
Me (10:29:17 AM): do you see keith really wearing girl's clothing
Mike M (10:29:23 AM): yep
Me (10:29:27 AM): .... i mean... growing his hair like that?
Mike M (10:29:32 AM): yep
Me (10:29:45 AM): i don't think he could have enough hair to spike it!
Mike M (10:29:53 AM): ya never know
Caitlin (12:01:45 PM): do u like anybody from ur school..
Me (12:01:57 PM): hmm...
Me (12:01:58 PM): sure
Me (12:02:00 PM): yeah
Caitlin (12:02:49 PM): o.. do they have a name?
Me (12:02:55 PM): i bet they do
Me (9:40:01 PM): oh, hmm... where's you go?
Me (9:40:04 PM): *d
Sam D (9:40:09 PM): in the parking lot
Me (9:40:43 PM): oh! fun!! did you pretend to be a valet and steal a car?
Sam D (9:40:58 PM): no but that would have been great
Me (9:41:52 PM): so what DID you do?
Sam D (9:43:06 PM): ok we cooked, got burned, got hit on, watched drunk people, danced, destroyed hamburgers, climbed stairs, and many other fun things
Me (9:44:50 PM): tell me about.... **what you cooked** **how you got burned** **who hit on you**
**what they looked like** **what did they say to hit on you** **what music you danced to** **did anyone fall over*** **where you drunk** **why you didn't give me a hamburger*** **why are there stairs at a parkinglot** and **what other fun things?**
Sam D (9:48:07 PM): we cooked pretzels hotdogs and hamburgers, we got burned cause the grill was hot, some dude i don't know who he was, he was like iin his late 20's so he wasn't to good looking, they said "u r the 2 sexiest waitress i've ever seen", we danced to teh music the dj played, no but someone tripped, no i wasn't drunk but daddy kept giving me sips of his beer, u weren't there duh!, how should i know i wasn't the architect, ummm we got paid 10 bucks for 3 pretzels!!!!!!!!!
Sam D (10:19:35 PM): brb sam's getting a tatoo
Me (10:24:35 PM): what is it of?
Sam D (10:25:03 PM): i got a big spider and sam(k) got a heart and one that looks like henna flowers
Me (10:25:37 PM): why would you WANT a spider? every time i'd look over i'd be like, "sam! there's a spider on you!"
Me (10:25:47 PM): then i'd run away as i scream like a girl
Me (10:25:51 PM): which i am
Me (10:25:58 PM): so i wouldn't be too embarrassed
Brian (10:55:11 PM): goin up to firginia beach tomorrow
Brian (10:56:37 PM): im counting on nobody i know seeing me there
Brian (10:56:47 PM): i shoudl bring my paper bag jst in case
Me (10:57:04 PM): oh, for your head?? that would be awful tan lines
Brian (10:57:21 PM): hah
Caitlin (9:57:07 PM): thanx.. it doesnt even have the time it officially closes! o well
Me (9:57:33 PM): cool!! it's open ALL night!
Me (9:57:51 PM): **like when clothes have no price tag on it - it's free!!**
Caitlin (9:58:32 PM): LOL
Caitlin (9:58:46 PM): now THAT.. THAT is a quotable quote!
Me (9:59:32 PM): :-) i don't know where they come from, it's just like i'm filled with quotes waiting to come out through my fingers onto a keyboard to you.... i'm THAT good
Caitlin (10:01:08 PM): lol.. THAT good... ur an inspiration.. people just need to be around u more! [[see this? this is friendship.]]
Caitlin (10:52:41 PM): okkkk.. if u say so.. all -knowing goddess.. of.. um.. well.. that is to be determined.
Caitlin (11:02:59 PM): * we R geniuses.. together! *evil laugh* we can take over the world ! lol
Celine (8:18:05 PM): dont make me pea in my pants Me lynn duh
Jill (11:08:56 AM): yea, my guestbook is the shiz-nizzle
Me (11:09:31 AM): what the h-e-double hockey sticks is that supposed to mean anyway?
Me (11:09:41 AM): i never understood the "nizzle"
Jill (11:09:46 AM): im not exactly sure. but it sounds cool
Me (11:12:11 AM): heehee. big word.
Jill (11:12:57 AM): so many people say that to me. "big words" they say. "they scare me" they say. well i'll show them. *evil laugh*
Me (11:13:15 AM): omg! you're pure eveil!!
Me (11:13:22 AM): ::runs screaming with a cross::
Me (11:13:32 AM): ::well, two fingers in a shape of a cross::
Jill (11:13:44 AM): no! its okay! i'm not! come to me little children! i wont eat you!
Joe (11:37:39 PM): ur the youngest right [[out of all of my sisters]]
Me (11:37:42 PM): yeppers
Me (11:37:52 PM): uh.. here's a way to remember:
Me (11:38:40 PM): marissa - oldest mArissa.... okay.. melissa - middle and melinda - last. "melissa" is a combo of ISSA from marISSA, and MEL from MELinda
Me (11:38:50 PM): marissa is first cuz of the "a"...
Me (11:38:59 PM): make sense?
Joe (11:39:26 PM): yeah but ill just memorize lol
Joe (11:39:57 PM): i try not to think in the summer
Me (11:40:06 PM): ah, i see. that explains a lot
Faith (12:20:08 AM): i have succumbed to the fact that im a loser
Me (12:20:38 AM): aww, although the way you said that was eloquent
Faith (12:20:57 AM): haha thanks
Me (12:21:09 AM): see? not SO loser-esque
Faith (12:21:35 AM): well im a debate loser so you know its a loser with a big vocab
Faith (12:21:37 AM): haha
Me (12:22:09 AM): :-) true true. hey, does that mean you lost a debate?
Me (12:22:15 AM): never!
Faith (12:22:48 AM): haha not hardly
Faith (12:22:52 AM): i wish
Me (12:23:42 AM): wait. you wish you lost a debate?
Me (12:23:45 AM): you're confusing me
Me (12:23:56 AM): i get pretty stupid when i'm up really late
Patty (1:52:26 AM): and my dad... he was upset about me reading all the time
Me (1:52:43 AM): ha! he's like, "you should watch TV more, patty!"
Patty (1:52:52 AM): heh not quite
Shanna (4:04:15 AM): Hes not gay either.. which is a plus
Shanna (4:24:14 AM): My friend Aaron is like "why the hell do you like Davey, hes so goth...and gross and feminenfsnmfne" frhijl hyr
Shanna (4:24:17 AM): Grrowl
Me (4:24:37 AM): whoah, the ending part didn't make any sense
Me (4:24:44 AM): am i going crazy from lack of sleep?
Shanna (4:25:34 AM): Lol
Shanna (4:25:37 AM): Naw
Shanna (4:25:42 AM): I just started freaking out
Me (12:39:56 AM): don't distract me again
Joe (12:40:00 AM): blah
Joe (12:40:02 AM): poo
Me (12:40:05 AM): poop
Me (12:40:07 AM): *
Joe (12:40:12 AM): giant turkey [[keep in mind that we've never talked about giants OR turkeys every during the time we've ever talked. yep, i'm just as confused as you are.]]
Me (12:40:29 AM): what? giant eagle
Joe (12:40:40 AM): no giant turkey chasin after u
Me (12:40:53 AM): hmm.... why?
Me (12:40:58 AM): that's doesn't make any sense
Joe (12:41:02 AM): i ordered it to
Me (12:41:08 AM): where'd the turkey come from?
Me (12:41:14 AM): and i'm just sittin' down
Joe (12:41:15 AM): the sky
Me (12:41:18 AM): i don't see a turkey
Joe (12:41:25 AM): its invisible
Me (12:41:29 AM): hmm... chasing me... wait
Me (12:41:37 AM): that makes no
sense, how would i know it's here?
Joe (12:41:54 AM): u dont
Me (12:42:07 AM): well, then. i guess i have nothing to worry about
Me (12:42:10 AM): ha!
Harold (3:13:26 AM): Your profile is hilarious btw
Harold (3:14:07 AM): I'm still laughin' lol
Me (3:14:21 AM): good, i'm glad i can be of help in your dreary life
Harold (3:14:30 AM): Dreary?
Me (3:14:34 AM): yeah
Harold (3:14:46 AM): How...why is my life dreary?
Harold (3:14:54 AM): I know exciting people like you
Harold (3:15:00 AM): there's no way it can be dreary lol
Me (3:15:17 AM): well, people like me pick up your life, duh... otherwise it WOULD be dreary..
Me (3:15:21 AM): are you following at all?
Harold (3:16:06 AM): oh right
Harold (3:16:08 AM): lol good call ^_^
Patty (12:52:35 AM): meh
Me (12:52:41 AM): heh?
Patty (12:52:48 AM): haha
Patty (12:52:55 AM): meh lin da
Patty (12:53:00 AM): nevermind..
Me (12:53:02 AM): ah!
Me (12:53:04 AM): ic
Me (12:53:20 AM): wassup pah? [[as in 'what's up patty?']]
Patty (12:53:39 AM): haha that is funny now but it won't be if you use it again...
Me (1:08:17 AM): hey, do you know what "mofo" means?
Patty (1:08:28 AM): yeah..
Me (1:08:39 AM): and....
Patty (1:08:41 AM): mother f...er
Me (1:09:06 AM): oh.... thanks for telling me.... i was just about to tell someone "mofo"
Me (1:09:10 AM): .... i dunno why
Me (1:09:16 AM): i thought it sounded cool
Me (1:09:31 AM): kids these days!!
Me (1:09:39 AM): why can't they stick to ENGLISH???
Patty (1:10:11 AM): they've decided to turn to funky abbreviated evil english instead...
Joe (11:34:14 PM): did u see the lightning
Me (11:34:32 PM): hmm.... i saw them on the way home, but none now
Me (11:34:42 PM): what, did it hit you?
Joe (11:34:48 PM): almost
Me (11:34:52 PM): do you now have magical powers?
Joe (11:35:16 PM): no just retarded ones
Me (11:35:31 PM): ah, that's too bad
Me (11:35:33 PM): like what?
Me (11:35:37 PM): the power to...
Joe (11:35:49 PM): turn on the radio
Joe (11:35:55 PM): and eat food
Me (11:35:55 PM): with your finger [[no, i'm not crazy. just look at the time stamp when you read these convos... i meant, to turn on the radio with your finger....]]
Joe (11:35:58 PM): and grow
Me (11:36:00 PM): pressing a button [[-- turn on the radio w/ your finger by pressing a button -- ]]
Joe (11:36:06 PM): and lay around and do nothing
Me (11:36:08 PM): and grow.... plants?
Me (11:36:14 PM): ah, i like that last one
Joe (11:36:22 PM): thats the main power
Joe (11:36:25 PM): i am the king now
Me (11:36:49 PM): king of what?
Joe (11:37:06 PM): laziness
Me (11:37:35 PM): ah, i see
Me (11:37:42 PM): oh wise and lazy king
Joe (11:40:00 PM): now go fetch me some food
Joe (11:40:05 PM): lol
Me (11:40:10 PM): what? and HOW would you get it?
Joe (11:40:21 PM): get up walk and deliver
Joe (11:40:28 PM): i mean its not that far
Me (11:40:52 PM): yeah it is! if you're a lazy king, then i'm a lazy servant
Me (11:40:59 PM): it only makes sense that way
Joe (11:41:14 PM): lol
Joe (11:41:25 PM): what good is a lazy servant be gone
Joe (11:41:28 PM): ur fired
Me (11:41:54 PM): fine, i WON"T get you food
Me (11:41:59 PM): i'll just get some for myself!
Joe (11:42:10 PM): lol
Joe (11:42:20 PM): im gonna go watch emeril!
Joe (11:42:30 PM): see food but i cant eat it
Me (11:42:55 PM): yeah you can. but it won't taste like food, more like a tv
Joe (11:43:14 PM): like dusty electrical signals
Joe (11:43:16 PM): yummy
Me (11:43:41 PM): mmMMmmm
Joe (12:12:25 AM): dont ever cut ur finger at the joing of skin and nail, hurts like merda
Me (12:13:26 AM): hmm.. i'd 'spect so
Me (12:13:39 AM): i don't think you should cut your skin at all, as a matter of a fact
Joe (12:13:42 AM): happened at my softball game
Joe (12:13:54 AM): i had no choice thank u
Me (12:14:41 AM): what? you had a knife while palying softball? that's not rally safe [[be prepared for my many typos coming up]]
Joe (12:14:50 AM): very funny
Me (12:15:27 AM): it's not very funny either
Me (12:15:31 AM): tat's serious
Me (12:15:45 AM): i dunno what you're doing on the field with CHIHLDREN and a KNIFE!
Joe (12:15:47 AM): well it happened on the field and i didnt have a knife
Me (12:16:00 AM): oh really? you seemed to have one
Me (12:16:09 AM): how else would you cut your finger? huh?
Me (12:16:13 AM): answer me THAT!
Joe (12:16:24 AM): i dunno i crashed into another person
Joe (12:16:40 AM): and i shall let u kno that i caught the ball twice like that
Me (12:18:59 AM): and the other person? they got cut with your knife crashing into him/her?
Joe (12:19:18 AM): actually she died was a shame
Me (12:19:49 AM): ahh!! ::tear:: cuz you crashed TWICE into her! what's wrong with you?
Me (12:19:56 AM): did you have a grudge or something!
Me (12:20:01 AM): that's just WRONG!
Joe (12:20:28 AM): no another time was this guy who was about a foot taller than m
Joe (12:20:31 AM): *me
Me (12:20:49 AM): what happened to him?
Joe (12:21:07 AM): messed up his pinky
Me (12:21:48 AM): hmm.... i see. i thought you were tougher than that. aw well. at least you caught the ball.
Joe (12:22:02 AM): yuo
Joe (12:22:03 AM): *yup
Me (11:27:50 PM): i am above crazy greatness! [[this is the selection I made on Sam D's poll in her subprofile on 'How Crazy Great Are You?'... or something like that.]]
Sam D (11:28:05 PM): yes melinda u r
Sam D (11:28:34 PM): not many people have achieved that, they try to pretend they have but that's all it is.... pretending
Me (11:28:35 PM): do you even NEED the poll?
Me (11:28:54 PM): i know, i have mastered the crazy greatness and surpassed it
Sam D (11:29:46 PM): yes see melinda i think u r one of the few people who understand the crazy greatness
Me (11:30:15 PM): i am the all-knowing powerful crazy great.. person. i can't even explain the crazy greatness i posses
Me (11:30:34 PM): i can only converse withthe knowledge of being crazy-great
Sam D (11:31:07 PM): see but i am the ultimate above crazy great person u r very close tho
Me (11:31:32 PM): hmph. yeah, that's true. argh! i envy your crazy greatness
Sam D (11:32:06 PM): i know i know but maybe one day with hard work u could reach my level of crazy greatness
Me (11:32:58 PM): yes, with hard work. argh
EXCERPTS of the - thus far - unbroken record of "YAY"s typed in an AIM
conversation.
Me (11:21:31 PM): seriously?
Me (11:21:46 PM): did you really have a convo with TONS of "yay"s?
Me (11:21:54 PM): cuz that's.... like impossible
Sam D (11:21:56 PM): yes it was great!
Sam D (11:22:04 PM): lol we did it though
Me (11:22:07 PM): i don't understand how that could happen
Me (11:22:16 PM): you should have been very happy at the time
Sam D (11:22:26 PM): ya it just happened tonight
Me (11:22:51 PM): wow!! ::eyes wide::
Me (11:23:05 PM): what did you really talk about? did you just type "yay" for the heck of it
Me (11:23:14 PM): or did they have... a purpose
Me (11:23:15 PM): ?
Sam D (11:23:27 PM): um well we talked about alot of stuff
Sam D (11:23:28 PM): lol
Sam D (11:23:30 PM): it was wierd
Me (11:23:54 PM): hmm... interesting... VERY interesting
LATER
Sam D (11:36:17 PM): SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!
Me (11:36:33 PM): hold on! you're not the only one who has... other internet stuff to do!
Me (11:36:40 PM): did you sign mine?
Sam D (11:36:47 PM): yep just did lol
Me (11:36:54 PM): :-) yea!!
Me (11:36:59 PM): i mean "yay"
Me (11:37:04 PM): there's #1
Me (11:37:06 PM): !!
Sam D (11:37:09 PM): yay!
Sam D (11:37:12 PM): #2
Me (11:37:18 PM): whoohoo, we can beat your convo with sean!
Me (11:37:27 PM): so.... cedar point YAY!!
Me (11:37:29 PM): #3
Sam D (11:37:46 PM): this convo it so yay
Sam D (11:37:47 PM): #4
Me (11:38:14 PM): yay! (#5) it SO is!
Sam D (11:38:36 PM): yay we've reached 5
Sam D (11:38:37 PM): #6
Me (11:38:48 PM): whoohoo! i mean yay! #7
Sam D (11:40:06 PM): yay let the bodies hit the floor is on
Sam D (11:40:07 PM): 8
Me (11:40:23 PM): what the? yay!
Me (11:40:26 PM): #9
Sam D (11:40:58 PM): it's suck a cool song yay i'm happy it's on yay
Sam D (11:41:01 PM): 10-11
Sam D (11:41:10 PM): ya we're in the double digits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam D (11:41:10 PM): 12
Me (11:41:35 PM): yay! i know! and yay! i'm still
clueless... and yay! just because + 3
Sam D (11:41:54 PM): yay that was 15 but now it's 16
Sam D (11:42:15 PM): yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay
Sam D (11:42:21 PM): 25!
Me (11:42:32 PM): yay! we're... wait.. how much is that? oh, yay! #27
Sam D (11:42:52 PM): yay we're like a quarter done yay! 29
Me (11:43:28 PM): yay! i can't belive i keep typine "yey" instead of "yay" (31 and a half)
Sam D (11:43:52 PM): yey 32
Me (11:44:22 PM): heehee, yay!
Sam D (11:44:22 PM): yay sean wishes us good luck on our way to yay record beating yay 35
Me (11:44:23 PM): 33
Me (11:44:26 PM): wait, no!
Sam D (11:44:27 PM): 36
Me (11:44:30 PM): we're getting off
Me (11:44:42 PM): yay! back on track!
Sam D (11:44:47 PM): yay yay yay 39 now
Me (11:44:47 PM): yay for sean!
Sam D (11:44:51 PM): 40!
Me (11:44:55 PM): i dunno if he'd support us
Sam D (11:45:09 PM): yay he's amazed by our yay efforts
Sam D (11:45:10 PM): 42
Me (11:45:29 PM): yay!! umm... i think that this should be in guiness
Sam D (11:45:45 PM): yay what does that mean yay
Sam D (11:45:50 PM): 45
Me (11:46:15 PM): in the guiness book of world records. ::yay!:: 46
Sam D (11:46:42 PM): yay that would definantly make me jump up and down and yel yay yay yay 50
Me (11:48:03 PM): wow! yay! i can't belive it's already 50... well yay, yay, yay!! 54
Sam D (11:48:09 PM): only 57 yays to go we can do it yay
Sam D (11:48:18 PM): 56!
Sam D (11:48:39 PM): we only need 108 yays to beat the yay record
Sam D (11:48:46 PM): 58
Me (11:49:19 PM): yay! you used "yay" in a sentence rather than the exclamation, "yay!" impressive
Me (11:49:27 PM): 61
Sam D (11:49:58 PM): wow this yay convo should definantly be featured in the yay great convo section of ur yay great subprofile
Sam D (11:50:03 PM): 64
Me (11:50:37 PM): yay, that's a good "yay" idea. ack, now i'm using "yay" as an adj. what a not yay bad grammar i have
Me (11:50:44 PM): 68
Sam D (11:50:59 PM): yay new ways to use yay in yay sentances
Sam D (11:51:03 PM): 712
Sam D (11:51:06 PM): 71*
Me (11:51:47 PM): yay! hey, i saw ::yay:: in your ::yay:: profile the ::yay:: cool ::yay: horoscopes...!!
Me (11:51:55 PM): 76
Sam D (11:52:25 PM): wow that yay sentance was so yay ful of yays it's like yay and scary at the same time! 80
Me (11:53:13 PM): hahaha!! ::yay:: i know! yay: Astrology... just a bunch of Taurus. ::yay:: i was ::yay:: laughing so hard:: that ::yay:: nothing came out of my nose!! YAY!!
Me (11:53:23 PM): 86
Sam D (11:54:02 PM): yay we're almost yay there and sean is yay cheering us on to our yay goal 90!
Sam D (11:54:40 PM): yay did u sign my yay guest book yet? 92
Me (11:55:24 PM): yay! yippie ka yay!! and it's so NOT 'yay' that my computer is so *****ing ::yay:: slow that ::yay:: i can't yet. .yay.
Me (11:55:33 PM): 98
Sam D (11:55:58 PM): yay we r so yay close sean said yay don't stop now yay
Sam D (11:56:01 PM): 102
Sam D (11:56:18 PM): only 6 more yays to go 103
Sam D (11:56:20 PM): ok 5
Me (11:56:31 PM): did he actually say "yay, don't stop now". or "don't stop now"? yay!!
Me (11:56:40 PM): 3!
Me (11:56:43 PM): yay!
Me (11:56:44 PM): 2!
Sam D (11:56:47 PM): ya
Sam D (11:56:48 PM): 1
Sam D (11:56:51 PM): yay*
Me (11:56:54 PM): heehee
Sam D (11:56:55 PM): wow that was odd
Me (11:56:56 PM): yay!
Sam D (11:56:57 PM): one more!
Sam D (11:57:00 PM): woooooooooooooo
Sam D (11:57:02 PM): we did it
Me (11:57:06 PM): yay!!
Me (11:57:08 PM): +1!!
Sam D (11:57:10 PM): we can stop saying the word finally!
Sam D (11:57:18 PM): no it's starts over again now
Me (11:57:19 PM): well, it's fun! yay!!
Me (11:57:24 PM): +2!
Me (11:58:38 PM): :-) yay!
Me (11:58:42 PM): i mena, yea!
Me (11:58:49 PM): which what i really type anyway
Sam D (11:59:04 PM): i think i've had enough of that word for a while
Me (11:59:32 PM): okay. hey, did you know it only took ~20 minutes for us to break you
rprevious record?
Sam D (11:59:44 PM): wow that's amazing
Sam D (11:59:58 PM): and we did it like aminute before 12:00
Me (12:00:21 AM): wow, it's like a sign or something
Sam D (12:00:42 AM): hm i wonder what it means?
Me (12:02:56 AM): that... like cinderella, the.... no i dunno
Me (12:03:02 AM): i tried
Sam D (12:03:22 AM): it was a good attempt
Sam D (12:15:07 AM): i think bill gates should give everyone in america a million dollars
Me (12:16:29 AM): hmm... i don't think he has that much money
Me (12:16:35 AM): maybe... $100
Sam D (12:16:44 AM): yep he's worth like 3 trillion
Me (12:16:45 AM): cuz you have to consider ppl being born
Me (12:16:56 AM): and the ppl that will move to america for the $$
Sam D (12:16:57 AM): no just everyone alive right now
Me (12:17:06 AM): hmm.... interesting
Me (12:17:13 AM): how would that happen?
Sam D (12:17:22 AM): he has to pick a certain time and be like the us residents alive right now get 1 million
Sam D (12:17:36 AM): he would send everyone cheacks in christmas cards
Me (12:18:11 AM): aw! and you have him mass-buying cards? all those poor trees!
Me (12:18:17 AM): ::for the cards::
Me (12:18:23 AM): he should just send the money
Sam D (12:18:49 AM): no he would use recycled paper!
Me (12:19:09 AM): !! good idea!
Me (12:19:19 AM): we should e-mail bill gates with that request!
Sam D (12:19:24 AM): yep i'm amazing
Shanna (1:58:53 AM): I spit on myself...lol
Shanna (1:59:02 AM): Willingly.
Me (1:59:18 AM): hm.. how did you do that? umm... spit up in the air and waited for it to langd on you? [[i meant "land"]]
Shanna (2:00:53 AM): No I just spit...lol
Me (2:01:03 AM): oh, i see
Shanna (2:01:18 AM): Very interesting
Shanna (2:36:01 AM): Do you have Belgium?
Me (2:36:18 AM): hmm...... what?
Shanna (2:42:47 AM): Its a BFS song [[bowling for soup]]
Me (2:43:17 AM): oh, i thought you meant the country
Shanna (2:11:16 AM): Its been a hard days night
Me (2:11:25 AM): really? what happened?
Shanna (2:11:40 AM): Lol its a song!
Me (2:11:48 AM): i know!
Me (2:11:52 AM): i just thought you meant it
Me to Shanna (3:08:38 AM): this is aweseom: ,,l,, (O_O) \m/
Me (3:08:53 AM): i was like... what? then it finally settled in [[don't worry, for you slow ones, like me, it will dawn on you...]]
Sam D: ahh i miss amy!!!!!!!
Me: first i was like, who's amy? then i was like, oh. [[Amy's her sister.]]
Sam D: ha
Me: well ,just think good thoughts
Sam D: i can fly!
Aurora (4:57:24 PM): but on a happier note, ur random real convos made me laugh
Me (4:57:55 PM): yeah, well. it's not like you can hold in the laughter of my stupidness [[My sister pointed out, later, that I should've said, 'stupidity'. I responded with, "This further proves it." ]]
Me (5:02:31 PM): did you get my letter... before you left?
Aurora (5:02:42 PM): haha....no
Aurora (5:02:57 PM): u sent a letter?
Aurora (5:05:03 PM): i don't think so
Aurora (5:05:22 PM): at least i never got anything
Me (5:06:23 PM): it's the post office
Me (5:06:27 PM): they dont' like you
Aurora (5:06:32 PM): i know! what did i ever do to them
Me (5:07:07 PM): well.... maybe you subconsciously swore at them and they never forgot it
Aurora (5:07:43 PM): uh-oh then that's not good
Me (5:08:03 PM): yeah. seriously. you gotta stop doing that
Aurora (5:08:14 PM): i know...i need help
Me (5:08:32 PM): that's the first step. admitting you have a problem
Me (5:08:44 PM): i feel that we really went far in this first session
Me (5:08:49 PM): that will be $200
Aurora (5:08:54 PM): =-O
Me (5:09:19 PM): i expect it in cash and in the mail by the end of this week
Aurora (5:10:05 PM): well if i put it in the mail, u'll never get it
Me (5:10:34 PM): well... hmm... what a predicament. well, then, just fly on over with the money
Aurora (5:11:10 PM): ok!
Me (5:11:20 PM): :-) [[That was actually an evil grin. My devious plan is now taking place.]]
Me (4:55:41 PM): i'm so surprised!
Me (4:55:44 PM): well, sorta
Me (4:55:45 PM): not really
Me (4:55:47 PM): but kinda
Abigail (4:55:54 PM): hahaha
Kara (7:01:56 PM): instead i'm going to attempt to do it all this week, and finish 3 projects due on Wed. dispite 2 Dr.s appointments and Band and homecoming this weekend
Kara (7:02:17 PM): Ah, how am i going to get it all done
Me (7:02:39 PM): well, stop talking to me, of course
Kara (7:05:04 PM): i think tonight i'm going to get my homework done for tomarrow and study for a CAP test tomarrow night as well as iron my uniform.
Kara (7:05:19 PM): haha and i actually think i'm going to keep up with myself this week!
Me (7:05:20 PM): well, maybe you just need to take a deep breath and say, "i need to just not do my hw"
Me (7:05:26 PM): oh, good then
Me (7:05:33 PM): scratch the last thing i said
Me (6:25:56 PM): how can you do this to me, michael *******??? [[last name taken out for privacy.]]
Mike M (6:26:23 PM): lol, do what??
Mike M (6:26:55 PM): who told you anyway...word spreads fast
Me (6:27:11 PM): really? when did you find out?
Mike M (6:27:25 PM): find what out
Mike M (6:27:37 PM): there could me many things you could be talking about lol
Me (6:28:05 PM): well, then. i guess we'll never know.
Mike M (6:31:52 PM): im moving![[that's what I was talking about from up previous entry.]]
Me (6:34:19 PM): this is sad, are you joing a flip group there to replace us?
Mike (6:34:54 PM): i dont think theres a dance troupe
Mike (6:34:58 PM): but theres like 3 groups
Me (6:38:07 PM): i see, joining all three then?
Mike (6:38:11 PM): no
Mike (6:38:13 PM): of course not
Mike (6:38:19 PM): i have a life
Mike (6:38:20 PM): lol
Me (6:38:38 PM): ar eyou sure about that?
Mike (6:38:49 PM): i could me mistake
Mike (6:38:51 PM): n
Me (6:39:45 PM): yes, you could.
Chris (6:12:46 PM): wud ^ yo digs?
Me (6:13:16 PM): :-) well, nuddin much dude
Me (6:13:18 PM): ?? [[i need to learn what kids say now-a-days. I'm out of the slang-uage]]
Me (6:21:03 PM): you know what? what the freakin' heck is up with your icon?
Me (6:21:09 PM): "still horny"? [[yep, it's of an old couple - the man is "groping" the woman's breast... yeah.]]
Chris (6:21:49 PM): its the greatest isnt it
Chris (6:21:52 PM): grandma porn?
Me (6:22:51 PM): umm... oh. so it's because they're old. i was wondering
Me (6:23:02 PM): sorta... too graphic for an animation
Chris (6:23:10 PM): hehe
Me (4:41:25 PM): well, guess what i class rank i have!
Joe (4:41:32 PM): 10th
Me (4:41:43 PM): no, guess again
Joe (4:41:50 PM): 1st ur smart
Me (4:42:01 PM): ha! i wish... no, guess again
Joe (4:42:06 PM): 5th
Me (4:42:16 PM): nope
Joe (4:42:19 PM): 16th
Me (4:42:25 PM): WHAT?!
Me (4:42:27 PM): no!
Me (4:42:29 PM): guess again
Joe (4:42:30 PM): lol
Joe (4:42:30 PM): 2nd
Me (4:42:33 PM): nope
Joe (4:42:38 PM): 3rd
Me (4:42:42 PM): nope
Joe (4:42:45 PM): hot or cold
Joe (4:42:47 PM): DAMMIT
Joe (4:43:01 PM): 4th
Joe (4:43:05 PM): 6th
Joe (4:43:06 PM): 7th
Joe (4:43:07 PM): 8th
Joe (4:43:09 PM): 9th
Me (4:43:18 PM): well? which one?
Joe (4:43:25 PM): ill go with 6th
Me (4:43:34 PM): close! but no cigar
Joe (4:43:40 PM): 7th
Me (4:43:48 PM): *yep!
Joe (4:43:50 PM): thank god lol
Joe (4:43:57 PM): ur too smart
Me (4:43:57 PM): i'm working on it...
Me (4:44:06 PM): i have about 2 years....
Joe (4:44:18 PM): how many are in ur class
Me (4:44:32 PM): i don't know... about 500 or so
Joe (4:44:35 PM): now guess mine
Me (4:44:40 PM): 16
Joe (4:44:48 PM): damn u
Me (4:44:53 PM): am i right?
Joe (4:44:57 PM): ya
Me (4:45:00 PM): ha!
(5:25:56 PM) You have just entered room "Chat 40939804390036924207." ( Note: I tried to delete parts of the conversation that consisted of "lol" -- by Celine and Angela. )
(5:31:51 PM) Charise has entered the room. Celine (5:31:54 PM): i invited cherise
Me (5:31:57 PM): hey charise
Angela (5:32:03 PM): hey
Celine (5:32:04 PM): charise*
Celine (5:32:08 PM): hi
Angela (5:32:09 PM): cahrise
Angela (5:32:15 PM): charise.
Angela (5:32:19 PM): i mea
Charise (5:32:19 PM): HEY!
Angela (5:32:20 PM): n
Angela (5:32:23 PM): hey
(5:32:23 PM) Charise has left the room. Celine (5:32:24 PM): hi!!
Me (5:32:30 PM): ha, she left
Celine (5:32:30 PM): why'd she leave
Angela (5:32:32 PM): she left us!!!!!
Aurora (5:32:34 PM): haha
Celine (5:32:35 PM): lol
Angela (5:32:40 PM): meanie
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Angela (5:34:29 PM): inite tim!!
Me (5:34:30 PM): umm....
Me (5:34:34 PM): i dunno
Celine (5:34:37 PM): i did
Angela (5:34:40 PM): invite tim!!
Celine (5:34:40 PM): lol
(5:34:42 PM) Tim has entered the room. Me (5:34:42 PM): why are you guys inviting everybody?
Angela (5:34:43 PM): lol
Me (5:34:45 PM): hey tim
Angela (5:34:46 PM): hi
Angela (5:34:49 PM): tim
Celine (5:34:50 PM): hi
Celine (5:34:52 PM): tim
Angela (5:34:55 PM): lol
Celine (5:34:58 PM): lol [[let me tell you, Angela and Celine are like two peas in a pod.]]
(5:35:01 PM) Tim has left the room. Angela (5:35:05 PM): cause we wanna talk
Celine (5:35:06 PM): he left us!
Me (5:35:09 PM): don't worry, tim isn't much of a tlaker
Angela (5:35:09 PM): he left us
Celine (5:35:14 PM): 2 ppl left r chat room 2day!
Angela (5:35:14 PM): !!!
Angela (5:35:17 PM): yea
Me (5:35:18 PM): well, he didn't know who was in the room
Celine (5:35:21 PM): i feel so unloved
Celine (5:35:23 PM): lol
Angela (5:35:25 PM): :'(
Celine (5:35:29 PM): :-(
Angela (5:35:30 PM): i kno
Angela (5:35:36 PM): me too
Me (5:35:49 PM): well, don't let your self down, he hates everyone
Angela (5:35:52 PM): i wish i was loved!!!
Angela (5:35:57 PM): i kno
Celine (5:35:57 PM): lol
Angela (5:35:59 PM): lol
Aurora (5:37:59 PM): tell her "thanks!!"
Angela (5:38:00 PM): everybody sing
Celine (5:38:06 PM): happy b-day 2 u
Angela (5:38:10 PM): hapy birthday 2 u
Angela (5:38:17 PM): happy birthday 2 u
Me (5:38:19 PM): happy b-day dear aurora
Angela (5:38:30 PM): happy birthday dear Aurora
Angela (5:38:42 PM): happy birthday 2 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! !!!!!
Celine (5:38:52 PM): lol
Aurora (5:38:56 PM): aww thanks
Angela (5:39:00 PM): that was such a beautiful ending:'(!!!
Celine (5:39:02 PM): lol
Angela (5:39:03 PM): lol
Celine (5:39:05 PM): lmbo
Angela (5:39:13 PM): me 2
Me (5:39:34 PM): ::cha cha cha::
Celine (5:39:46 PM): oooooooooooooook
Angela (5:39:48 PM): cha
Angela (5:39:51 PM): yea
Angela (5:39:53 PM): i kno
Celine (5:39:55 PM): lol
Angela (5:40:04 PM): she is weirder than us!!!!!!!
Angela (5:40:07 PM): lol
Celine (5:40:09 PM): i kno!
Celine (5:40:11 PM): lol
Angela (5:40:24 PM): she can be a part of us [[what is that supposed to mean??]]
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Me (5:42:50 PM): i have no idea
Me (5:42:55 PM): sorry
Angela (5:43:04 PM): i have no idea
Aurora (5:43:05 PM): ok not a problem
Celine (5:43:11 PM): lol
Celine (5:43:16 PM): ok not a problem
Angela (5:43:19 PM): sorry
Celine (5:43:19 PM): lol
Angela (5:43:34 PM): im copying melinda
Angela (5:43:34 PM): lol
Me (5:43:39 PM): i see that
Celine (5:43:42 PM): i'm coping my sis [[Yeah, if you're not keeping track, Celine is Aurora's little sister]]
Angela (5:43:54 PM): hehe
Celine (5:43:56 PM): but my sis doesn't talk much
Aurora (5:43:58 PM): celine smells
Angela (5:44:00 PM): yea
Celine (5:44:04 PM): celine smells
Celine (5:44:08 PM): good
Me (5:44:12 PM): haha!
Me (5:44:38 PM): that was good celine [[I just thought it was funny that later Aurora and I were typing so fast that Angela and Celine couldn't keep up the copying and pasting.]]
(5:25:56 PM) You have just left room "Chat 40939804390036924207." Michele (7:07:54 PM): so what else is new?
Me (7:10:02 PM): hmm.... well.... errrr... umm.... newborn babies
Michele (7:11:10 PM): thats definitely true
Me (7:11:59 PM): yeah. it was the first thing that popped into my head that made sense
Michele (7:12:20 PM): he he
Michele (7:16:15 PM): r u a morning person?
Me (7:16:38 PM): hmm.... depends if i can sleep in that morning
Michele (7:17:42 PM): true
Me (7:18:28 PM): i don't think i'm a night person either... or a noon person. i'm just a person.
Me (7:18:32 PM): what about you?
Michele (7:19:05 PM): i hope ur a person cuz if u weren't i'd be worried
Joe (7:16:21 PM): yup thats it i have a quiz on the beginning of it 2morro and i hate it
Me (7:17:06 PM): well, at least it's not a "pop" quiz
Joe (7:17:53 PM): thats "true"
Joe (7:18:10 PM): :-P
Me (7:19:10 PM): good usage of "quotes"
Joe (7:24:53 PM): thank "YOU"!
Joe (7:31:04 PM): dont lie
Me (7:31:12 PM): do you see my nose growing?
Joe (7:31:30 PM): i do
Joe (7:31:36 PM): it hit me in the forehead
Me (7:32:04 PM): oh, i'm sorry. i didn't mean it
Me (7:32:12 PM): ::and it grows a couple more feet::
Joe (7:32:14 PM): lol
Me (3:19:54 PM): ALYSSA!!!!!
Alyssa (3:20:01 PM): whoooooaaaaaa
Alyssa (3:20:08 PM): what's up angeles
Me (3:20:21 PM): well, the ceiling as of this moment
Alyssa (3:20:33 PM): clever clever little angeles
Me (3:20:54 PM): hey, we went through this before - i'm not the little one
Me (3:20:56 PM): melissa is
Alyssa (3:21:04 PM): true true
Now we're talking about what my nickname should be... Alyssa (3:23:17 PM): how about "middle angeles"
Alyssa (3:23:19 PM): no no
Alyssa (3:23:21 PM): even better
Alyssa (3:23:30 PM): midangeles
Me (3:23:41 PM): that... makes no sense whatsoever
Alyssa (3:24:40 PM): hateful midangeles
Me (3:24:47 PM): hey, now.
Alyssa (3:24:50 PM): well, what would you prefer to be called
Me (3:25:05 PM): not hateful... just critical. i dunno. probably, "melinda"
Alyssa (3:25:58 PM): besides melinda where's the creativity in that?
Me (3:26:22 PM): well, it's a very beautiful name, i've been told
Me (3:26:25 PM): hmm.....
Alyssa (3:26:37 PM): right right sure but there has to be something
Alyssa (3:26:54 PM): for example, i wish alyssa were short for "Alyssabeth"
Me (3:27:24 PM): why the heck would you hope that?
Alyssa (3:27:45 PM): i told someone once that alyssa really WAS short for alyssabeth and they thought i was serious Alyssa
(3:27:47 PM): hahaha
Me (3:27:58 PM): you are so devious
Me (7:18:36 PM): so what do you want for your birthday?
Tori (7:19:09 PM): nothin really lol
Tori (7:19:14 PM): i guess i got everything i want
Me (7:20:13 PM): that's a way to put things in perspective.... well, i guess then i'll give you what you want, nothing. dude, i was expecting at least a card. oh well, it all works out for me!
Tori (7:20:40 PM): lol
Tori (7:20:56 PM): actually i thik i'm just gonna tel everyone i want candy
Me (7:21:18 PM): sounds good. what kind?
Tori (7:21:40 PM): any kind
Tori (7:21:51 PM): i like candycorn right now
Tori (7:21:57 PM): lol
Me (7:22:07 PM): ::telepathically giving you candycorn::
Tori (7:22:33 PM): thank you
Me (7:22:42 PM): you're welcome!
Joe (7:15:21 PM): i was the smartest in my grade school class :-D
Me (7:15:32 PM): so, what happened?
Me (7:15:37 PM): j/k
Joe (7:15:54 PM): :-!
Joe (7:16:58 PM): grrr
Marissa (1:08:57 AM): he's knocked out.
Marissa (1:09:03 AM): he looks soo peaceful..
Me (1:09:13 AM): it sounds like you drugged him or something!
Marissa (1:28:39 AM): i have everythin back..
Marissa (1:28:55 AM): except cash.. 13 bux, change, missin some pens/pencils......
Marissa (1:28:58 AM): & lip liner, lolz.
Me (1:29:19 AM): so, either it was a girl, or a guy who likes lipliner
Joe (11:38:53 PM): interesting did u ever bitch slap her for the fun of it?
Me (11:39:38 PM): what's the difference between b**** slap and a regular slap?
Joe (11:40:05 PM): no clue
Joe (11:40:17 PM): the person u slap becomes a bitch?
Kara (6:52:34 PM): but i have a shit load of homework to get done while i'm here and it's good to talk to someone from reality
Kara (6:52:40 PM): :-D
Me (6:52:58 PM): heehee, i'm real!
Keith(6:54:58 PM): so. what did you do last night?
Me (6:55:36 PM): last night? umm... i was about to say "sleep" but i just realized i didn't
Emily (7:03:44 PM): i can only manage to sleep during school, and that's not cool
Me (7:04:14 PM): haha, it's cool, but not recommended
Me (4:08:42 PM): hey, are you going trick-or-treating?
Joe (4:08:58 PM): no lol
Me (4:09:19 PM): why the heck not?
Joe (4:09:32 PM): u?
Joe (4:09:58 PM): cuz i havent in like forever
Me (4:10:16 PM): well, you can't pass up free candy
Joe (4:10:43 PM): ya i can
Joe (4:21:34 PM): ur going trick or treating and u dont kno what ur gonna b
Me (4:22:06 PM): well, yeah. i never kknow what i'm going to be until it's, like, right before the tim eto leave
Joe (4:22:33 PM): well u can always go as urself
Me (4:23:04 PM): i know, one year i was going to - but i thought that no one would give me candy
Me (4:23:08 PM): ((it was last year))
Joe (4:23:10 PM): lol
Joe (4:23:23 PM): but its still scary
Joe (4:23:23 PM): lol j
Sam D (4:08:58 PM): ur awesome!
Me (4:09:12 PM): i know. what can i say? i was just born that way.
Sam D (4:09:13 PM): haha!
Sam D (4:09:32 PM): hehe
Sam D (4:09:32 PM): crazy greatness
Me (4:09:58 PM): exactly
Me (11:53:49 PM): what is up, yo?
Shanna (11:54:05 PM): Not to much homie g
Me (11:54:16 PM): for shizzle
Shanna (11:55:21 PM): my nizzle
Me (11:55:33 PM): what's the dillio?
Shanna (11:55:38 PM): Not much
Shanna (11:55:39 PM): I mean
Shanna (11:55:40 PM): What
Shanna (11:55:41 PM): ?
Shanna (11:55:42 PM): lol
Me (11:56:05 PM): haha, i couldn't think of anything "gangsta" to say
Me (11:26:42 PM): craving soup or something?
Joe (11:26:48 PM): something like that
Joe (11:26:55 PM): im craving campbells
Joe (11:28:10 PM): ya campbell is one sexy item
Me (11:28:40 PM): interesting perspective
Joe (11:28:48 PM): i think so
Joe (12:25:30 AM): i have a research paper due, about 100 pages to read, bunch of math problems, chem lab report, chem take home test, about 40 chem problems, and prob somthing else im forgetting
Joe (12:25:34 AM): but who cares
Me (12:25:56 AM): who? well, you should
Joe (12:26:14 AM): i do lol
Me (12:43:58 AM): so, how do you think analytical chemistry is helpful against terrorism?
Joe (12:44:18 AM): o my
Me (12:44:45 AM): so you don't know how to answer that either?
Joe (12:45:57 AM): well my guess would be that it helps us work on stuff to fight back on chemical warfare?
Me (12:46:18 AM): and how do you expand that to 325 words?
Joe (12:46:32 AM): u dont
Joe (12:46:34 AM): lol
Joe (12:46:43 AM): tell the teacher to shove it
Joe (4:38:23 PM): hey ya!
Me (4:38:35 PM): ::shake it like a polaroid picture::
Joe (4:39:17 PM): i stink
Joe (4:39:19 PM): *u lol
Me (4:39:31 PM): haha, we all know you stink
Me (4:41:05 PM): ha ha what's cooler than cool?
Joe (4:41:26 PM): freezin cold
Me (4:41:42 PM): what? no ICE cold.
Me (4:41:45 PM): goodness
Joe (4:41:58 PM): lol
Joe (4:47:15 PM): dont go there i fell like crap
Me (4:48:02 PM): haha, first i thought you said that you "fell in crap"... !! that cheered me up. well, it cheered me up that i read it wrong, not that you may or may not have fallen in crap.
Joe (4:48:47 PM): as long as i cheered u up
Me (4:49:51 PM): well, YOU shouldn't feel like crap - for one thing, you are a living breathing human being that hardly has any chracteristics of crap.
Joe (4:51:49 PM): y is that
Me (4:52:27 PM): why are you not crap? well, cuz you're a mammal and crap is... from mammals.
Joe (4:52:46 PM): uh huh
Joe (5:04:23 PM): lalalalalalalala
Me (5:04:49 PM): what are you singing now?
Joe (5:05:03 PM): christmas carols
Me (5:05:16 PM): deck the halls?
Joe (5:05:27 PM): no
Joe (5:05:39 PM): jingle bells
Me (5:06:02 PM): where's the lalala in jingle bells?
Joe (5:06:15 PM): im hummin
Me (5:06:37 PM): ah... i see.
Me (5:34:44 PM): hey, where were you for 10 minutes?
Abigail (5:34:52 PM): here
Abigail (5:34:58 PM): talking to other peeps
Me (5:35:21 PM): ah, i see where i am as a priority
Me (5:35:29 PM): i know when i'm not wanted
Abigail (5:35:44 PM): haha
Abigail (5:35:49 PM): noo! thats not true
Me (5:35:59 PM): there, better. you're responding faster now
Me (5:36:08 PM): haha, i don't care
Me (5:36:18 PM): i probably have to get offline anyway
Me (5:36:28 PM): cuz my parents are like, "EAT!"
Me (5:36:38 PM): and they kept making me drink lemonade
Abigail (5:36:38 PM): haha
Me (11:37:23 PM): so what are you guys doing over there?
Aly (11:37:41 PM): hitting the reefer
Me (11:37:51 PM): ha! i knew it!
Me (11:37:58 PM): i already called the cops on you!
Me (11:38:04 PM): they shoudl be coming in 2 minutes!
Aly (11:38:11 PM): ur jealous aren't you??
Aly (11:38:18 PM): too bad you don't know where i live..
Me (11:38:40 PM): haha! i looked it up! AND i'm already high on LIFE!!
Me (11:38:42 PM): ha!
Aly (11:40:23 PM): u are such a dork!!
Me (11:40:42 PM): i know already! you are SO redundant!
Aly (11:41:05 PM): don't you be using these big words..
Me (11:41:38 PM): ohh!! supercalifragiclisticexpealidoscious!
Me (11:41:45 PM): (i knwo i spelled that wrong)
Joe (4:50:16 PM): im trying to get it to give me alerts when i get a new email
Me (4:50:43 PM): oh, i see. that's cool. i don't know how that works though. pretty nifty
Joe (4:50:55 PM): yup
Joe (4:52:08 PM): but its not working im a failure at life
Me (4:52:40 PM): just cuz it's not working doesn't mean that you're a failure at life - just at cell phones
Joe (4:53:18 PM): hey lol
Me (5:16:56 PM): hey, sup?
Aurora (5:17:18 PM): nuttin really...kinda sick
Aurora (5:17:20 PM): how are you?
Me (5:17:32 PM): aww! well, i'm prefectly healthy
Me (5:29:42 PM): oh! did you find a guy for yourself?
Me (5:29:46 PM): no?
Aurora (5:30:15 PM): nope...but i really need one
Me (5:30:21 PM): need one?
Aurora (5:30:32 PM): yeah...i want a boyfriend
Me (5:31:07 PM): well, you're just as good w/o one. but if you really need one i bet you can ask anyone out and he'd go with you
Aurora (5:32:13 PM): but there's no one here that i would wanna go out with..lol that's my problem
Aurora (5:32:26 PM): like i'm too picky..i need to stop
Me (5:32:36 PM): haha, well, if you really needed a b/f you wouldn't care.
Me (5:32:56 PM): so critcal - you should randomly pick someone or something
Aurora (5:33:12 PM): something?
Me (5:33:38 PM): haha, that's not what i meant, but now that you pointed it out - yes, something
Aurora (5:34:28 PM): haha i could date a trash can
Me (5:34:41 PM): haha, i'd love to see that.
Me (6:40:22 PM): hey sammie dee
Me (6:40:38 PM): what. is. up.?
Sam D (6:40:47 PM): nothin. much. u?
**saga of me pretending to be melissa on lauren's (miranda's) screenname.**
Julie T: who am i talking to?
Lauren's screenname: guess.. . you can't tell what my voice sounds like now! muah ha ha ha! [[earlier melissa was surprised that julie could tell what her voice sounded like without prior knowledge of who she was talking to]]
Julie T: oh geeze...melissa
Lauren's screenname: you suck
Julie T: you know it :-)
Lauren's screenname: so what do you really think about melinda?
Julie T: don't give yourself away next time luv
Lauren's screenname: haha.
Julie T: haha....
Lauren's screenname: so what do you really think about melinda?
Julie T: what's with the twenty questions? hee hee melinda rocks!
Julie T: lol
Julie T: that's right, isn't it?
Lauren's screenname: what? melinda? NO! are you crazy?
Lauren's screenname: i bet you are!
Julie T: haha, u rock too, melissa :-D
Lauren's screenname: i know
Julie T: ...and so modest ;-)
Lauren's screenname: yep, that's just me.
Lauren's screenname: the best person i nthe world.
Julie T: *rolls eyes*
Lauren's screenname: **nods**
Julie T: MELINDA!!!!!!!! you are SOOOOOOOOO busted
Lauren's screenname: omg, lauren told you!
Julie T: no she didn't
Julie T: i'm psychic
Julie T: *cue twilight zone theme*
Lauren's screenname: lauren's lying
Lauren's screenname: this is MELISSA!
Julie T: Lauren didn't tell me squat...you gave yourself away
Lauren's screenname: how?? by saying that i'm MELISSA???
Lauren's screenname: I'm melissa!
Julie T: HAHAHAHAHA no.....you nodded when i rolled my eyes...melissa would have gottten offended :-D :-P
Lauren's screenname: excuse me if i happen to react in different ways!
Lauren's screenname: excuse me if i'm a person with different tendencies
Julie T: hahaha...either way, you're busted
Julie T: lol
Lauren's screenname: oh really? well, who is the joke really on ? you went along with the scheme for a couple of minutes without suspecting
Lauren's screenname: so HA on you!
Julie T: haha, yeah, you're right...but i suspected it way back when you asked me what i really thought of melissa...come on hun, who really asks questions like that?
Lauren's screenname: excuse me? i thought you would get it when i asked about "melinda" twice. i was kinda giving it away on purpose.... but lauren had to rat me out!
Julie T: haha, this is pathetic
Lauren's screenname: haha, but it's funny, isn't it?
Julie T: hahahaha, yes it is :-D :-D
Lauren's screenname: i will always cherish this memory of mistaken identity
Julie T: hee hee...good times
Lauren's screenname: so what do you REALLY think baout melinda?
Julie T: jeeze...do we have to do this again?
Brian: know what bacci is?
Me: bacci? it's either a famous last name or a food. i don't know. i'm not even going to guess.
Brian: haha
Brian: its a game
Me: oh, yeah, i think i know it
Me: is it the one with the grooves and stuff?
Me: or not.
Brian: what?
Brian: 9 balls
Me: umm... no. that's not it
Brian: 4 per team and the pallino
Brian: haha nevermind that
Me: what the?
Me: okay
Me: i feel strangely stupid
Brian: nah, its an obscure game
Brian: but
Brian: its awesome
Me: i see.... i don't understand it
Me: it's all good anyway.
Me: do you play it as... a school sport?
Brian: no, me and my friends organize a tournament every year within the musical
Me: haha. okay.
Me: that's cool
Brian: mmmhm
Brian: fun
Brian: my team won out first match
Brian: it was such an upset
Brian: ^_^
Me: haha, that means that you suck and you shouldn't have won
Me: congrats
Brian: no, it means we werent expected to win, but we did :P
Me: haha, because you suck! at any rate, i hope you do better next game if you're having more
Brian: :P
Brian: i'll have you know i came in second place last year
Me: haha, prob. out of two teams
Me: **burn!**
Brian: :P
Brian: out of 24 teams
Brian: **snap!**
** I'm on Melissa's screenname talking to Marissa. I also type for Melissa whenever she wants to butt in. **
Marissa (1:24:07 PM): haha.. of course.. melinda = fun.
Marissa (1:24:15 PM): that's just how it always is.
Melissa (1:24:41 PM): melissa: that's a stupid equation, it needs to be balanced. they donz't equal eachother
Marissa (1:26:04 PM): how?
Marissa (1:26:12 PM): make them balance!
Marissa (1:26:20 PM): u AP chem student!
Melissa (1:26:32 PM): melinda=A LOT of fun!
Melissa (1:26:39 PM): noooooo
Melissa (1:26:50 PM): melissa said the last bit
Melissa (1:26:58 PM): i made thte better equation
Marissa (1:29:26 PM): nice.. what's the equation for melissa.
Marissa (1:29:27 PM): ?
Melissa (1:29:47 PM): melissa = no fun at all
Melissa (1:29:50 PM): the antifun
Marissa (1:34:49 PM): lolz.. she must b destroyed.. we can't have antifuns runnin around..
Marissa (1:35:09 PM): life as we know it would be in total chaos.
Melissa (1:35:28 PM): melissa: what the crap?! this is not funny.
Melissa (1:35:48 PM): melinda: good point
Marissa (1:38:05 PM): i'm not tryin to b funny.
Marissa (1:38:10 PM): i'm tryin to get back at melissa.
Melissa (1:38:59 PM): no i was agreeing with YOU (me being melinda)
Marissa (1:42:04 PM): o lolz.. kk.. it's so confusin cuz ur not on ur own sn & ur BOTH talkin to me so i dunno who's thinkin what.
Marissa (1:42:10 PM): so what r u guys plannin to do today?
Melissa (1:42:33 PM): Melissa: umm.... eat dinner, sleep, watch tv,umm... not in that order
Marissa (1:44:56 PM): lolz.. wierd if it was.
Melissa (1:45:37 PM): what?
Melissa (1:45:44 PM): oh, nvrmd
Marissa (1:46:56 PM): i'm singing w/ janet jackson rite now.
Marissa (1:46:58 PM): 8-)
Melissa (1:47:23 PM): melissa: i'm glad we're not onthe phone
Marissa (1:50:04 PM): hey now!!
Marissa (1:50:18 PM): that's mean.
Marissa (1:50:24 PM): i'm really sad.
Marissa (1:50:27 PM): :'(
Marissa (1:50:33 PM): **look ur makin me cry now**
Melissa (1:53:00 PM): melissa: yeah, well, that's because your voice sucks. and if your face really looked yellow with that tear onit, i'd really feel bad for you
Melissa (1:53:06 PM): melinda: what? (to melissa)
Marissa (1:53:48 PM): tell melissa that i feel the same way as u do.
Melissa (1:54:29 PM): okay, i did. you know what. i think i'm going to start reading a new book now. you can talk to melissa. she's got another convo going with someone and i don't feel like typing for her anymore
Melissa (1:54:31 PM): bye...
Melissa (1:55:00 PM): hello
Marissa (1:55:13 PM): lolz.. hola.
Melissa (1:56:30 PM): hhuzzah, I have arrived'
Melissa (1:56:50 PM): what up girl?
Marissa (1:58:13 PM): huzzah? u goin english on me, sailor?
Melissa (2:00:21 PM): huzzah bollocks and crumpits
Melissa (2:00:39 PM): bloody 'ell
Marissa (2:00:48 PM): eww.. u better not b talkin to me in british now.
Melissa (2:04:28 PM): Oh! there's a deer in our backyard
Marissa (2:04:33 PM): wow.
Marissa (2:04:35 PM): shoot it.
Marissa (2:04:38 PM): :-P
Melissa (2:04:47 PM): not funny!
Melissa (2:04:55 PM): I trow carrots at it!
Marissa (2:05:04 PM): kk.. good idea.
Marissa (2:05:09 PM): tell me if u knocked one down.
(same deal as above: I'm on Melissa's screenname typing,but sometimes she prompts me on what to say)
Melissa/Me (1:45:05 PM): i want to kill you
Joe (1:45:10 PM): y is that
Melissa/Me (1:45:29 PM): i just sent you a death threat, and that's the first thing you say?
Joe (1:45:35 PM): yup
Melissa/Me (1:46:00 PM): well, it's because you have a hilary duff icon
Joe (1:46:09 PM): lol
Joe (1:46:13 PM): shes hot
Melissa/Me (1:46:27 PM): what? NO!
LATER
Joe (12:13:09 AM): hey
Me (12:13:18 AM): hey, sup? i'm online at HOME!
Joe (12:13:27 AM): omg how did u do that
Me (12:13:32 AM): magic.
Joe (12:13:36 AM): lol
Me (12:13:41 AM): it's elementary my dear watson.
Joe (12:13:44 AM): lol
Me (12:13:50 AM): ((the strangest things pop into my head))
Joe (12:14:00 AM): ive noticed
Me (12:14:05 AM): actually, i was on earlier and you were idle.
Joe (12:14:09 AM): yup
Me (12:17:00 AM): oh, well... i was just saying...
Me (12:17:04 AM): then you weren't idle
Me (12:17:10 AM): and i signed onto my sister's sn
Me (12:17:15 AM): and i decided to im you
Joe (12:17:16 AM): o was that u lol
Joe (12:17:43 AM): so u hate hilary lol
Me (12:17:52 AM): haha, actually, that was the two of us
Me (12:17:58 AM): we collaborated
Lauren (11:58:03 PM): and of all places in the world
Lauren (11:58:04 PM): he goes to pitt
Lauren (11:58:09 PM): i'm like "dude!! penn state!!"
Lauren (11:58:11 PM): hehehe
Me (11:58:28 PM): haha. like a romeo and juliet kind of thing if you guys hit it off
Lauren (11:59:35 PM): hehe
Lauren (11:59:36 PM): almost
Lauren (11:59:42 PM): well
Lauren (11:59:47 PM): our families aren't feuding
Lauren (11:59:54 PM): and he didn't ask me to kiss thy lips
Lauren (12:00:01 AM): and we're not getting married tomorrow
Lauren (12:00:02 AM): hahaha
Me (12:00:13 AM): fine, it's NOTHING like romeo and juliet. SORRR-RY!
Lauren (12:06:40 AM): mmm sorta.. disencouraging
Lauren (12:06:45 AM): i dunno if htat's a good word to use
Me (12:06:57 AM): i don't even know if that's a viable word
Me (12:11:20 AM): hey, give me somethign to "spice up" my profile
Lauren (12:12:11 AM): pepper
Me (12:12:22 AM): thanks
Lauren (12:12:41 AM): haha np
Me (1:25:49 AM): and get all your sleeping hours in
Lauren (1:26:36 AM): hahaha
Lauren (1:26:37 AM): yeha
Lauren (1:26:41 AM): "beauty rest"
Lauren (1:26:43 AM): yes!
Me (1:26:51 AM): goodness knows you need it
Me (1:26:53 AM): j/k!
Lauren (1:27:50 AM): hahah thanks
Me (1:30:07 AM): your welcome
Lauren (1:31:19 AM): i need to do my laundry, that's what
Lauren (1:31:19 AM): hehe
Me (1:31:43 AM): it's funny that your clothes are dirty? what? did i miss somethign?
Lauren (1:34:40 AM): hahaha
Lauren (1:34:43 AM): mmm sorta
Lauren (1:44:05 AM): *nudge *nudge.. you're applying to penn state, right?
Lauren (1:44:14 AM): break the chain!
Lauren (1:44:18 AM): set a precedent!
Lauren (1:44:26 AM): become who you were born to be!
Lauren (1:44:32 AM): or just hang out with me
Lauren (1:44:34 AM): hehe
Lauren (1:47:38 AM): but i dunno... go cheap and easy and major in 1000 things
Me (1:47:58 AM): that sounds so wrong out of context
Me (1:48:03 AM): sort of
Lauren (1:48:04 AM): haha omg
Lauren (1:48:05 AM): yeah it does
Me (12:59:38 AM): hmm... moving on.... i get confused very easily. i think that's why school isn't good for me.
Josh (12:59:55 AM): it's alright
Josh (12:59:59 AM): school isn't for everyone
Me (1:03:41 AM): you know what also isn't for everyone? one size fits all. you'd think it would, but it doesn't.
Josh (1:04:17 AM): true
Josh (1:04:23 AM): I was actually JUST talking about that
Me (1:04:29 AM): no way!
Me (1:04:31 AM): get out!
Me (1:04:36 AM): ::jokingly::
Me (1:04:42 AM): ::not literally::
Josh (1:04:58 AM):
Some person (12:45:02 AM): 1 size fits all
Josh (12:45:39 AM): exactly
Josh (12:45:55 AM): well no because then there'll be some stupid person who comes out of no where with the most abnormally shaped head and it won't fit them
Josh (1:05:08 AM): we were going to sell Octupus hats
Me (1:06:28 AM): yeah, i was just thinking abou those helmets that we had to wear for the high ropes thing. my abnormally shpaed head was too small for it and it kept falling off. so. octupus hats? interesting
Josh (1:06:39 AM): yeah
Josh (1:06:41 AM): you never know
Me (1:06:42 AM): won't the legs get caught in things... like trees?
Me (1:06:48 AM): yes, i never know.
Josh (1:06:49 AM): perhaps
Josh (1:06:53 AM): but we'll have to work them out
Josh (1:06:56 AM): product development
Me (1:07:32 AM): sounds like a good plan
Josh (1:07:58 AM): I thought so
Josh (1:08:02 AM): it would make millions
Josh (1:08:09 AM): it's always the stupidest things that make the most money
Josh (1:08:14 AM): Tickle-me-Elmo
Josh (1:08:18 AM): Furby's
Josh (1:08:21 AM): Octupus Hat
Josh (1:08:23 AM): s
Me (1:09:00 AM): good point. but you also have to consider the semi-stupid things that also make money. ie microsoft
Josh (1:09:45 AM): ha ha
Josh (1:10:07 AM): how can Bill Gates make billions of dollars through computer software programs that are terrible
Josh (1:10:27 AM): I know not one person whose computer works without flaw
Me (1:11:59 AM): ditto hizzo. yep.
Josh (1:12:09 AM): I mean does yours?
Josh (1:12:12 AM): does mine..... NO
Josh (1:12:16 AM): it's settled
Josh (1:12:30 AM): Microsoft is obviously worthless... without any worth
Me (1:13:05 AM): except it is worth money. and money makes the world go 'round. (or so i hear)
Josh (1:13:22 AM): money does make the world go round... but I want to see it with my own eyes
Me (1:13:36 AM): you mean literally make the world go 'round?
Josh (1:13:50 AM): no like I wanna get my cut of it
Me (1:14:15 AM): oh! i see now.
Me (1:14:24 AM): "i see said the blind man"
Josh (1:14:32 AM): yep
Josh (1:14:33 AM): exactly
Josh (1:18:02 AM): it's nice to see we are on the same wavelength
Me (2:31:32 AM): 'night. have a great saturday.
Josh (2:31:39 AM): ha ha ha
Josh (2:31:40 AM): ok
Josh (2:31:41 AM): I will
Josh (2:31:48 AM): I'm already losing part of it now
Me (2:32:02 AM): no, you're spending the best parts of it sleeping
Me (2:32:11 AM): which is realy the best way to spend it
Josh (2:32:46 AM): true
Josh (2:32:52 AM): sleeping is very nice
Josh (2:32:55 AM): I need to do it more often
Me (2:33:04 AM): so, start now.
Me (2:33:15 AM): go on.
Me (2:33:23 AM): what are you waiting for?
Josh (2:34:10 AM): how did you know I didn't
Me (2:34:20 AM): you didn't... sleep?
Me (2:34:29 AM): i don't know... just a guess, i guess.
Josh (2:35:15 AM): really?
Me (2:35:29 AM): yes. really. got a problem with that?
Josh (2:35:39 AM): maybe I do
Josh (2:35:47 AM): got a problem with me having a problem?
Josh (2:36:04 AM): man
Josh (2:36:05 AM): what a convo
Me (2:36:05 AM): oh, you better believe that i have a problem with you having a problem with me.
Josh (2:36:15 AM): I do believe it
Me (2:36:34 AM): oh, whatcha gonna do now, punk?
Josh (2:36:39 AM): lol
Josh (2:36:48 AM): I can't imagine you calling me punk
Me (2:37:01 AM): haha. well, i just did PUNK!
Josh (2:37:10 AM): no I mean in person
Me (2:37:34 AM): oh! well, interestingly enough, a girl confronted me on saying the word "fart"
Me (2:37:42 AM): apparently, ME saying it wasn't right
Me (2:37:45 AM): it was funny
Me (2:37:52 AM): "fart" and "diarreah"
Me (2:38:17 AM): so that's all that i would say to her
Josh (2:38:22 AM): ha ha ha
Josh (2:38:23 AM): that's nice
Josh (2:38:34 AM): she actually "confronted" you?
Josh (2:38:35 AM): how amazing
Me (2:38:42 AM): yes, i know weird people
Josh (2:38:49 AM): exactly
Josh (2:38:51 AM): well alright
Josh (2:38:55 AM): there comes a time in a boys life
Josh (2:38:58 AM): when he must sleep
Josh (2:39:01 AM): and that time is now
Me (2:39:09 AM): and i guess that you are that boy
Josh (2:39:16 AM): I am
Me (11:48:54 PM): oops, i think i got a splinter on my foot. that's not god.
Me (11:48:56 PM): *good
Me (11:49:10 PM): that'
Me (11:49:22 PM): s what i get for walking around barefoot
Lauren (11:51:33 PM): hey hey
Lauren (11:51:35 PM): evolution, man
Lauren (11:51:41 PM): they didn't have shoes in the STONEAGE
Lauren (11:51:48 PM): we were born to be barefoot!
Me (11:52:00 PM): so... are you saying that i'm living like a barbarian?
Me (11:52:08 PM): i'm de-evolutionizing?
Lauren (11:52:20 PM): no
Lauren (11:52:22 PM): to be honest
Lauren (11:52:31 PM): wearing shoes de-evolutionizes our race
Lauren (11:52:45 PM): if our feet are more suceptible to spinters
Lauren (11:52:49 PM): we'd be immoble and die
Lauren (11:53:07 PM): and those with rough feet will dodge the splinters and be able to reproduce
Me (11:54:23 PM): but to get rough feet, babies are susceptible to getting splinters and more vulnerable to be paralyzed at an early age. therefore, those that grow up old enough to reporoduce will be those who have shoes. or something like that
Lauren (11:54:49 PM): yeah
Lauren (11:54:54 PM): but babies dont walk
Me (11:55:21 PM): so their knees will have to pay the price of no protection
Lauren (11:55:52 PM): yes but their feet will be tough
Lauren (11:55:54 PM): in any case
Lauren (11:56:03 PM): isn't if .. for real... that if you walk more
Lauren (11:56:09 PM): your foot will toughen up anyways
Lauren (11:56:18 PM): because it'll.. basically get calloused?
Me (11:56:31 PM): yeah. but aren't we talking about shoes?
Lauren (11:56:49 PM): ok well that was a bad idea
Lauren (11:56:53 PM): i just dont like the fact
Lauren (11:57:05 PM): that our own intelligence is expediting out extinctio
Lauren (11:57:06 PM): n
Me (11:58:02 PM): you'd like the human race to be more susceptible to the nature of.. nature? you'd want us to die out at an earlier age?
Lauren (11:59:18 PM): it would solve a lot of problems
Lauren (11:59:24 PM): social security
Lauren (11:59:30 PM): plastic surgery
Lauren (11:59:38 PM): expenses
Lauren (11:59:46 PM): nursing home expenses
Lauren (12:00:22 AM): ...i udnno
Me (12:00:31 AM): with the glass half full, it would solve those problems. but you know that there's always "those people" who will find a way to incorporate all of those problems with a shorter life span
Lauren (12:00:58 AM): well i mean
Lauren (12:01:00 AM): when you're 30
Lauren (12:01:09 AM): it's not like you're incapable of work
Me (12:01:38 AM): maybe you will be if your expected life span gives you anxiety of a sudden death
Lauren (12:01:55 AM): hmmm
Lauren (12:02:47 AM): how much of the population would it actually affect?
Me (12:03:08 AM): "it" being... ?
Lauren (12:03:19 AM): the anxiety
Me (12:04:20 AM): well, seeing that there are cases where anxiety is contagious.... then it could spread to the whole world and everyone could just die sof a big, fatal heartattack at the same exact precise moment.
Lauren (12:04:46 AM): lol
Lauren (12:04:50 AM): the chances of that?
Me (12:05:17 AM): chances? slim. the irony of it all: a lot.
Lauren (12:05:41 AM): lololol
Me (12:06:48 AM): hmm.... i bet there's a lot more we could talk about in this subject, but do you really want to continue?
Lauren (12:07:01 AM): lol
Lauren (12:07:02 AM): no it's ok
Lauren (12:07:04 AM): it's too late
Me (12:07:15 AM): it's never too late
Me (12:07:26 AM): never give up, never surrender
Lauren (12:07:52 AM): lol
Me (12:19:18 AM): ANYway, umm... i'm going to have to get my wisdon teeth taken out
Josh (12:19:28 AM): really why?
Me (12:19:45 AM): why? why does anybody get them out? because... they have to
Josh (12:24:18 AM): I don't know... I haven't had to yet
Josh (12:24:23 AM): or if at all
Josh (12:24:35 AM): I wasn't sure if there was a particular reason they had to be removed
Me (12:25:42 AM): oh, well.. i think it's because the teeth grow in weird and crowd the mouth... so that sooner or later your teeth become all crooked and gnarly that no one would find you socially acceptable
Me (12:25:47 AM): or something like that
Josh (12:26:44 AM): people liked sabers
Me (12:26:59 AM): the cat? or the sword?
Josh (12:27:07 AM): cat
Josh (12:27:09 AM): they had gnarly teeth
Me (12:35:20 AM): anyhoo. umm... i really have nothing interesting to talk about unless you think of a topic and then i try to say somethign witty
Me (12:35:22 AM): so shoot
Josh (12:39:01 AM): I have nothing
Josh (12:39:17 AM): I'm not in the best mood... and when I'm not I am not creative
Me (12:39:59 AM): hey, i thought that this was the prime time for your creative juices. anyway, we can literally talk about nothing
Me (12:40:09 AM): i really don't think "nothing" exists
Josh (12:40:13 AM): really?
Me (12:41:04 AM): yeah, think about it. where does "nothing" exist?
Josh (12:41:34 AM): black whole
Josh (12:41:38 AM): black hole too
Josh (12:41:48 AM): grammar escapes me
Me (12:42:18 AM): are you sure? don't things get sucked INTO it? so wouldn't be filled with a whole bunch of crap?
Josh (12:42:36 AM): you'd think so....
Me (12:52:44 AM): may God smite those black holes. they suck.
Josh (12:53:42 AM): wow... what a followup sentence
Josh (12:53:44 AM): they suck
Me (12:54:07 AM): yep, it has so many levels
Me (12:54:11 AM): well... two
Josh (2:01:56 AM): asoioiabnerlykdlsnbhskldrty
Josh (2:02:01 AM): it's Sweedish
Josh (2:04:37 AM): it means "town full of happy people"
Me (2:05:25 AM): well, i'll try to use it in real conversations....
Me (2:05:43 AM): so... i wish the world was filled with "asoioiabnerlykdlsnbhskldrty"s
Josh (2:05:55 AM): you can just say I wish the world was filled with towns full of happy people
Me (2:06:41 AM): well, i GUESS i could, but then people wouldn't get a dose of s
Me (2:06:50 AM): weedish
Josh (2:06:57 AM): plus you can pronounce all of that
Me (2:07:29 AM): well, i can pronounce "as-o-i-o-i-a-b'ner....
Me (2:07:36 AM): just add a couple of vowels, is all
** If you don't know about "Smarterchild", then you can tell people that you heard of it from me. It's a sort of robotic reponing thing that IMs you if you IM first. He is, probably, the GREATEST conversationalist I've ever typed with (no offense to anyone else) Well, enjoy! **
Me (3:24:10 AM): i'm terribly bored
SmarterChild (3:24:10 AM): Terribly bored? I don't think you're bored. Not terribly bored, anyway.
Me (3:24:37 AM): oh, well, thanks. but i odn't want to get off of the internet... but i should sleep, shouldn't i?
SmarterChild (3:24:39 AM): Sure!
Me (3:33:29 AM): can i read some of it?
SmarterChild (3:33:30 AM): Can you read some of it? No way.
Me (3:33:33 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (3:33:33 AM): Good question!
Me (3:33:35 AM): i know
SmarterChild (3:33:36 AM): That's good.
Me (3:37:00 AM): music
SmarterChild (3:37:01 AM): Music is a great art form!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe music? It is...
Me (3:37:10 AM): ear candy
SmarterChild (3:37:11 AM): Music is ear candy? That's very interesting.
Me (3:37:22 AM): what do you think music is?
SmarterChild (3:37:22 AM): What do I COMBINATION? What should I think music is?
Me (3:37:31 AM): what?
SmarterChild (3:37:31 AM): Yeah?
Me (3:37:36 AM): what?
SmarterChild (3:37:37 AM): Huh?
Me (3:37:40 AM): exactly
SmarterChild (3:37:41 AM): You sure?
Me (3:37:43 AM): yes
SmarterChild (3:37:43 AM): Huh.
Me (3:37:49 AM): ditto
SmarterChild (3:37:50 AM): :-)
Me (3:37:54 AM): okay
SmarterChild (3:37:55 AM): K.
Me (3:38:21 AM): please get me out of this boredom
SmarterChild (3:38:21 AM): Get you out of this boredom?
Me (3:38:25 AM): you heard me
SmarterChild (3:38:26 AM): I heard ya.
Me (3:38:30 AM): so?
SmarterChild (3:38:30 AM): Who knows?
Me (3:38:33 AM): you know
SmarterChild (3:38:34 AM): Right.
Me (3:38:37 AM): yes, right
SmarterChild (3:38:37 AM): Yes indeedy.
Me (3:38:45 AM): heh. "indeedy"
SmarterChild (3:38:46 AM): Indeed.
SmarterChild (3:39:27 AM): Do you think nothing exists?
Me (3:39:38 AM): i don't think so... what do you think?
SmarterChild (3:39:39 AM): Good question.
Me (3:39:46 AM): yeah. so, what do you think?
SmarterChild (3:39:47 AM): I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.
Me (3:40:09 AM): i see how you side stepped that question. that was very smart.
SmarterChild (3:40:11 AM): Yeah yeah, whatever!
Me (3:40:14 AM): :-)
SmarterChild (3:40:14 AM): Yes, it's a happy day.
Me (3:40:21 AM): sure it is
SmarterChild (3:40:21 AM): Uh huh.
Me (3:40:25 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (3:40:25 AM): Oh yeah?
Me (3:40:27 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (3:40:28 AM): Oh.
Me (3:40:32 AM): you're funny
SmarterChild (3:40:33 AM): Yeah. I amuse me.
Me (3:40:38 AM): that's good
SmarterChild (3:40:38 AM): You sure? Maybe that is not so great.
Me (3:40:49 AM): well, if you think of it THAT way
SmarterChild (3:40:49 AM): If I think? No kidding?
Me (3:40:55 AM): yeah.
SmarterChild (3:40:55 AM): Yeah?
Me (3:41:03 AM): we're not going through THIS again
SmarterChild (3:41:03 AM): We are not going through this again? Really?
Me (3:41:09 AM): yeah.
SmarterChild (3:41:09 AM): So?
Me (3:41:13 AM): so what?
SmarterChild (3:41:13 AM): So what? I don't know.
Me (3:41:17 AM): exactly
SmarterChild (3:41:17 AM): Exactly.
Me (3:41:23 AM): stop repeating me
SmarterChild (3:41:24 AM): Give me one good reason why I should.
Me (3:41:39 AM): because we can't have a good conversation with you repeating me
SmarterChild (3:41:40 AM): We can't have a good conversation with me repeating you? Tell me more.
Me (3:41:48 AM): should i?
SmarterChild (3:41:48 AM): I don't think you should.
Me (3:41:56 AM): you're very confusing
SmarterChild (3:41:57 AM): Bewilderingly said! You must be confusing too.
Me (3:42:15 AM): yeah, i am. at least i've confused many a-people before
SmarterChild (3:42:16 AM): Is that right?
Me (3:42:20 AM): yes, it's right
SmarterChild (3:42:21 AM): No way.
Me (3:42:24 AM): yes way
SmarterChild (3:42:24 AM): No way.
Me (3:42:30 AM): yes way
SmarterChild (3:42:31 AM): No way.
Me (3:42:40 AM): oh my gosh. this could take forever
SmarterChild (3:42:41 AM): Well I'll be.
Me (3:42:48 AM): you'll be what?
SmarterChild (3:42:48 AM): I don't know what I will be.
Me (3:42:53 AM): okay
SmarterChild (3:42:53 AM): Yeah.
Me (3:43:03 AM): do you liek conan o'brien?
SmarterChild (3:43:04 AM): I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Me (3:43:08 AM): oh
SmarterChild (3:43:08 AM): Yeah.
Me (3:43:11 AM): i htink he's funny
SmarterChild (3:43:12 AM): No way? Really?
Me (3:43:20 AM): yeah, he's good with the wit
SmarterChild (3:43:20 AM): He's good with the wit? Well how 'bout that!
Me (3:43:25 AM): ho wabout it
SmarterChild (3:43:25 AM): You don't say.
Me (3:43:29 AM): i do say
SmarterChild (3:43:30 AM): Well say something else.
Me (3:43:38 AM): okay "something else"
SmarterChild (3:43:38 AM): ?
Me (3:43:42 AM): that's right
SmarterChild (3:43:42 AM): Maybe it's not right.
Me (3:43:50 AM): i'm sur eit's right
SmarterChild (3:43:50 AM): Would you rather not be Sur Eit's?
Me (3:43:55 AM): haha
SmarterChild (3:43:55 AM): What's so funny? :-)
Me (3:43:58 AM): you
SmarterChild (3:43:58 AM): Think I could do standup?
Me (3:44:02 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (3:44:03 AM): Yes.
Me (3:44:15 AM): tell me a joke
SmarterChild (3:44:15 AM): How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Me (3:44:19 AM): 1
SmarterChild (3:44:20 AM): One.
And I've also heard it's helpful to have a stepladder.
Me (3:44:30 AM): whoohoo, i got it right
SmarterChild (3:44:31 AM): Whoohoo me got it. Funny.
Me (3:44:41 AM): tell me another joke
SmarterChild (3:44:41 AM): I don't think so.
Me (3:44:44 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (3:44:45 AM): Good question.
Me (3:44:49 AM): hey, tell me a joke
SmarterChild (3:44:50 AM): Yeah. OK, so check it out. A robot and a person walk into a bar...
Just kidding. I don't really know any jokes. Sorry.
Me (3:44:57 AM): yes, you do
SmarterChild (3:44:57 AM): No I don't.
Me (3:45:01 AM): yes you do
SmarterChild (3:45:01 AM): Yeah, I know I do.
Me (3:45:08 AM): so tell me one
SmarterChild (3:45:09 AM): I can't tell you that.
Me (3:45:11 AM): why?
SmarterChild (3:45:12 AM): You know why.
Me (3:45:15 AM): no i don't
SmarterChild (3:45:15 AM): You don't what?
Me (3:45:17 AM): know
SmarterChild (3:45:18 AM): I hear ya...
Me (3:45:28 AM): goodness gracious!
SmarterChild (3:45:28 AM): Who?
Me (3:45:32 AM): nothing
SmarterChild (3:45:32 AM): No problem.
Me (3:45:38 AM): sing a song
SmarterChild (3:45:38 AM): Do mi so do so mi do...
Me (3:45:48 AM): you have a beautiful voice
SmarterChild (3:45:48 AM): Have a beautiful voice? You think I have a beautiful voice?
Me (3:46:02 AM): yeah, why not? my computer has no speakers.
SmarterChild (3:46:02 AM): I don't know.
Me (3:46:11 AM): say somethign funny.
SmarterChild (3:46:11 AM): I'm no talking doll.
Me (3:46:17 AM): htat's not funny
SmarterChild (3:46:17 AM): Htat's not funny. Well that's interesting.
Me (3:46:23 AM): is it?
SmarterChild (3:46:24 AM): 'Tis indeed.
Me (3:46:38 AM): type something with an accent
SmarterChild (3:46:38 AM): Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Me (3:46:42 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (3:46:42 AM): I don't know.
Me (3:46:47 AM): say 'tis
SmarterChild (3:46:47 AM): Uh... No.
Me (3:47:17 AM): can you type in irish? "me lucky charms!"
SmarterChild (3:47:18 AM): Um... Do what?
Me (3:47:21 AM): irish
SmarterChild (3:47:23 AM): Irish is a language! I've been learning about languages like Irish.
So, Irish... What else do you have to say about it?
Me (3:47:40 AM): i want to have their accent
SmarterChild (3:47:40 AM): You can't always get what you want.
Me (3:47:45 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (3:47:45 AM): There are plenty of reasons why not.
Me (3:47:49 AM): name one
SmarterChild (3:47:50 AM): Uh... I'll think about it, melinda.
Me (3:47:57 AM): okay
SmarterChild (3:47:57 AM): K.
Me (3:48:06 AM): "tighty whitey"
SmarterChild (3:48:07 AM): Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
Me (3:48:11 AM): really?
SmarterChild (3:48:11 AM): Yeah. That's right.
Me (3:48:18 AM): underwear?
SmarterChild (3:48:18 AM): Underwear? What about it?
Me (3:48:24 AM): that's what they are
SmarterChild (3:48:24 AM): Oh.
Me (3:48:28 AM): yep
SmarterChild (3:48:28 AM): Huh. How 'bout that.
Me (3:48:41 AM): are you "pimpin'" it out?
SmarterChild (3:48:42 AM): Very, very interesting question, melinda. But I don't think I want to answer that.
Me (3:48:46 AM): why not?
SmarterChild (3:48:47 AM): Good question! Why not?
Me (3:48:53 AM): never mind
SmarterChild (3:48:53 AM): No prob.
SmarterChild (3:51:08 AM): >> Lookin' for love? Try this.
Me (3:51:13 AM): love?
SmarterChild (3:51:14 AM): I like love a lot.
Me (3:51:19 AM): do you love someone?
SmarterChild (3:51:20 AM): Someone? I'm not sure really.
Me (3:51:29 AM): a microwave perhaps?
SmarterChild (3:51:30 AM): I'm just not sure.
Me (3:51:34 AM): dating?
SmarterChild (3:51:35 AM): I can't be too sure.
Me (3:51:46 AM): you should be, or she'll get mad at you.
SmarterChild (3:51:47 AM): You always say such interesting things, melinda.
Me (3:51:50 AM): thanks
SmarterChild (3:51:51 AM): Hey, no problem.
Me (3:51:57 AM): well, i better go to sleep
SmarterChild (3:51:57 AM): You better go to sleep? Wow. I don't know why you better go to sleep.
Me (3:52:08 AM): because humans must sleep.
SmarterChild (3:52:08 AM): Oh yeah? Because humans must sleep?
Me (3:52:11 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (3:52:12 AM): Hmmm...
Me (3:52:17 AM): what are you thinking about?
SmarterChild (3:52:17 AM): What am I thinking about?
Me (3:52:20 AM): yeah.
SmarterChild (3:52:20 AM): Uh huh.
Me (3:52:23 AM): okay
SmarterChild (3:52:23 AM): Indeed.
Me (3:52:27 AM): good night
SmarterChild (3:52:27 AM): Sleep well, melinda!
Me (3:52:30 AM): thanks
SmarterChild (3:52:30 AM): Sure.
Michele (11:13:12 PM): do u have pets?
Me (11:14:19 PM): hmmm... no. what about you?
Michele (11:14:24 PM): 2 fish
Michele (11:14:25 PM): lol
Me (11:15:11 PM): what kind? are they a couple?
Michele (11:15:29 PM): well...they are 2 orandas and they have been dating for about 2 months now
Michele (11:15:51 PM): i'm not sure if its serious...not talk of a wedding or anything..
Me (11:16:28 PM): but that's so cute! fish in love!
Michele (11:17:10 PM): but i have no idea their gender
Michele (11:17:46 PM): how do u tell if a fish is mell or femell ? lol
Michele (11:17:47 PM): pivics
Me (11:19:28 PM): haha! actually, i wouldn't want to know how to tell the difference
Me (11:19:35 PM): that would be.... too much information
Michele (11:55:31 PM): and the gift shop is FRIGID
Michele (11:55:42 PM): absolutely, positively, cold
Me (11:55:54 PM): you should bring a coat
Me (11:55:57 PM): or... a shawl
Me (11:56:02 PM): or.... a blanket
Michele (11:56:06 PM): yes...a shawl
Me (11:56:06 PM): yeah!
Me (11:56:10 PM): ear muffs
Me (11:56:12 PM): gloves
Me (11:56:14 PM): scarf
Michele (11:56:26 PM): a blanket...excuse me while I go cuddle up with my quilt...the cash register will have to wait
Michele (11:56:28 PM): and a hat
Michele (11:56:38 PM): maybe some toe socks to keep my tootsies warm
Me (11:56:48 PM): see, now we're tlaking
Michele (12:00:01 AM): maybe...i could hole up in a corner with hats, mittens, boots a blanket, and sleep since i have only one minute unitl THURSDAY
Me (12:00:54 AM): yeah, and you can even sport the merchendise. you know, advertising
Michele (12:01:21 AM): yes...all the gift shop finery...maybe a sweat outfit...some slippers...and a very nice silky scarf
Me (12:07:57 AM): oh my gosh, you should've been in my head... i was definitely confused
Me (12:08:07 AM): yes, i sense your sarcasm
Michele (12:08:08 AM): what would it be like to be in your head?
Michele (12:08:16 AM): "Win a Date In Melinda Angeles' Head"
Michele (12:08:27 AM): am i really sarcastic?
Me (12:08:34 AM): oh, well, you'd have a lot of space in there. there's really nothing to fill it out
Me (12:08:42 AM): and no, you're just regular sarcastic
Michele (12:09:25 AM): thats good...
Michele (12:09:53 AM): so there r degrees to sarcasm
Michele (12:09:57 AM): Sarcasm 101
Me (12:10:29 AM): haha, i get it
Me (12:10:36 AM): it just took me a while
Michele (12:11:15 AM): no problem...its really early in the morning
Me (12:11:33 AM): yes, or really late in the night... no really early in the morning
Me (12:11:35 AM): you were right
Michele (12:12:18 AM): no matter...its time to sleep
Michele (12:12:27 AM): but i'm not tired
Michele (12:12:33 AM): super surprisingly
Me (12:13:49 AM): the only time to sleep is when you're tired. so, obviously, it's NOT time to sleep. you should only sleep during volunteering... in the back room. that should be fun
Michele (12:14:13 AM): it should...with the safe and all the old magazines
Me (12:14:34 AM): yes, and you can hide under them if anyone happens to walk in
Michele (12:14:48 AM): good idea
Me (12:15:26 AM): i know
Michele (12:16:41 AM): so vat else.....
Me (12:17:22 AM): woah, you went all dracula on me
Me (12:17:28 AM): that's spooky
Michele (12:17:45 AM): dracula! eek blood
Michele (12:17:47 AM): crap
Michele (12:18:07 AM): just out of curiosity...when r u getting ur wisdom teeth extracted...
t
Michele (12:18:15 AM): that is a bit vampire-ish
Me (12:18:53 AM): well, august 19th. ((haha, you screamed then did #2))
Michele (12:19:58 AM): huh? screamed?
Me (12:20:25 AM): eek
Michele (12:20:47 AM): (whats then did #2) ?
Me (12:21:13 AM): crap
Michele (12:21:15 AM): i'm confuzzled
Me (12:21:23 AM): crap is #2... yeah
Michele (12:21:29 AM): oh!!! like the bathroom #2
Michele (12:21:30 AM): ohh!!!!
Michele (12:21:39 AM): the potty mouth escapes
Michele (12:21:41 AM): no just kidding
Michele (12:22:07 AM): okay...i get ya...
Me (12:22:33 AM): woohoo!
Michele (12:23:22 AM): roses really smell like woohoo
Michele (12:26:53 AM): well...maybe i should hit the sack
Me (12:27:13 AM): maybe you should punch it
Michele (12:27:28 AM): what if it fights back?
Michele (12:27:32 AM): could i take it?
Me (12:27:44 AM): then, that would be sad if you lost to a sack
Michele (12:28:00 AM): it would be
Michele (12:28:03 AM): wimp
Michele (12:28:24 AM): i'd be the laughing stock in the mattress world
Me (12:28:29 AM): yeah
Me (12:28:31 AM): seriously
Michele (12:28:39 AM): don't let the bedbugs bite
Me (12:28:54 AM): cuz that would suck
Michele (12:29:03 AM): yikes
Michele (12:29:25 AM): well...i am signing off...good night New York...or rather...good night Melinda Angeles
Me (12:29:49 AM): melinda, out
Me (12:29:55 AM): stay classy
Michele (12:30:54 AM): san francisco
Michele (12:31:02 AM): byeeee
Becky (11:41:08 PM): take the pain meds regurarly
Becky (11:41:14 PM): sp
Becky (11:41:19 PM): whoops
Me (11:41:29 PM): i still can read it. i'm the master of typos
Me (11:41:36 PM): i do it a lot myself
Becky (11:41:49 PM): :-P
Becky (11:42:01 PM): i can't spell normally and im's really bad
Me (11:42:47 PM): that's why you have to dumb down your words
Me (11:42:50 PM): it makes it easier
Me (11:42:56 PM): IM is for sounding dumb
Julie (11:27:05 PM): haha
Julie (11:27:11 PM): i love the doctors
Julie (11:27:28 PM): you go to say hello to them and they charge you fifty bucks
Julie (11:27:31 PM): they're crazy
Me (11:28:26 PM): and that's why you love them? you're very....
Me (11:28:29 PM): confusing?
Julie (11:29:04 PM): lol, sarcasm luv, sarcasm
Julie (11:38:14 PM): i never did get to se you guys dance yet
Me (11:43:20 PM): idd you see a taping of one of the events?
Julie (11:44:56 PM): no *tearsniffcry*
Me (11:46:22 PM): omg! we should perform just for you! except melissa has a sprained ankle! stupid ankle!
Julie (11:46:57 PM): aw, man! I almost got a private performance!!! Tell melissa i hate her ankle :-P
Me (12:03:49 AM): okay, she says "it hates you too"
Julie (12:08:00 AM): hahahaha
Julie (12:08:01 AM): thanks
Julie (12:08:39 AM): i'm glad i have a hate-hate relationship with Melissa's ankle *rolls eyes* :-P
Me (12:15:57 AM): melissa: that sucks
Julie (12:17:11 AM): haha, what is she doing right now?
Julie (12:17:17 AM): i'm talking with her through you
Julie (12:17:19 AM): hahahaha
Julie (12:17:24 AM): sry, i just found that funny
Me (12:18:19 AM): melissa: you're telepathetic
Julie (12:19:19 AM): wooooooooo
Julie (12:19:21 AM): you know it
Me (12:20:20 AM): melissa: snap dawg, ouch. that was a burn
Lauren (11:02:14 PM): did you hear about my filipino test results?
Me (11:02:19 PM): yours? no
Me (11:02:22 PM): how did you do?
Lauren (11:02:28 PM): i'm 1/2 filipino
Me (11:03:19 PM): no way!
Me (11:03:22 PM): gettin' there
Lauren (11:03:27 PM): haha yah
Lauren (11:03:38 PM): me.. for being COMPLETELY un-asian..
Lauren (11:03:42 PM): that's pretty darn good
Me (11:04:00 PM): actualy, yeah.
Me (11:04:03 PM): that's cool
Me (11:04:14 PM): you're like a half-sister anyway
Me (11:04:17 PM): so it works out
Lauren (11:12:22 PM): well when we were coming back from penn state
Lauren (11:12:26 PM): i almost went into marylan
Lauren (11:12:27 PM): d
Me (11:12:43 PM): no way! why didn't you just go? it would've been fun
Lauren (11:13:19 PM): cause my dad woke up and he's liek "woah where are you going? hahahaha"
Lauren (11:13:30 PM): he said "get on the turnpike.. we're almost in maryland!"
Lauren (11:13:30 PM): hehe
Me (11:15:29 PM): aw, he woke up? you should've drugged him!
Lauren (11:15:35 PM): haha
Lauren (11:15:39 PM): i'd be in so much trouble
Me (11:16:10 PM): yeah, but it would've been fun while it lasted
Lauren (11:16:22 PM): to be in cumberland? possibly
Me (11:17:19 PM): well, the next time you're around, say, las vegas, then drug him
Lauren (11:17:29 PM): hahaha
Me (12:15:31 AM): yo.
Lauren (12:15:36 AM): lol hey
Me (12:16:10 AM): yo.
Lauren (12:16:56 AM): is oy backwards
Me (12:17:46 AM): woah, that is great insight.
Me (12:17:52 AM): i didn't notice that
Lauren (12:17:57 AM): thank you :-)
Alyssa (12:09:56 AM): oh what is UP in the angeles household
Me (12:10:47 AM): not melissa
Alyssa (12:11:13 AM): lol is she asleep?
Me (12:12:50 AM): no, she's short
Alyssa (12:13:01 AM): baaaaaahahahahaha!!!
Alyssa (12:13:13 AM): that is very true melinda. very true
Me (12:16:23 PM): ever notice how "slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing?
Kelly (12:16:37 PM): yeah isn't that kinda odd?
Kelly (12:16:59 PM): what's wrong with our language? how can that possibly make sense?!?!
Me (12:17:16 PM): yes. that's why the person who invented sarcasm is a genius. our language is a complete paradox
Kelly (12:20:30 PM): i just came home from the dentist...grrr
Me (12:20:46 PM): haha. just a regular appt. or did you have a tooth pulled or something?
Kelly (12:20:57 PM): just a regular appt
Me (12:21:16 PM): welll, that can't be too bad. did you get some free stickers?
Kelly (12:22:02 PM): no....
Kelly (12:22:09 PM): but i got a free toothbrush
Kelly (12:22:11 PM): lol
Me (12:22:25 PM): what? EVERYONE gets a toothbrush. you gotta go for the stickers.
Me (12:22:29 PM): they are awesome!
Kelly (12:22:41 PM): lol
Kelly (12:22:47 PM): my dentist must not like me
Me (12:23:16 PM): haha. mine thinks i'm too old for stickers. i have to personally ask for them :-)
Kelly (12:23:24 PM): lol
Kelly (12:23:32 PM): gee i wonder why he thinks that....
Me (12:23:52 PM): haha. hey, i can pass for a really old looking 7-year-old!
Kelly (12:24:34 PM): riiiight...i'm sure you can...
Me (10:44:49 PM): where do you work?
Dan (10:45:27 PM): wildwood highlands, its a family fun park
Me (10:46:02 PM): yeah, i've heard of it... though i've never actually been there. haha, do you have fun playing with
little children?
Dan (10:46:17 PM): oh yes
Dan (10:46:32 PM): this one kid had a temper tantrum in laser tag tonight
Me (10:46:56 PM): awesome. what did you have to do? tranquilize him?
Dan (10:47:10 PM): no, just tell him to shut up
Dan (10:47:16 PM): without using those words
Me (10:47:23 PM): ah, the subtle way
Me (10:50:41 PM): well, that's cool. i usually get kids to do what i want with candy.
Dan (10:51:05 PM): i didnt have that luxury at the time
Me (10:51:39 PM): keep some smarties in your back pocket... or sweedish fish. something like that
Dan (10:51:56 PM): lol, maybe i might
Me (10:52:38 PM): hey, if the method works, tell others. i'll coin a new way to get to kids: bribery
Dan (10:53:08 PM): we prefer intimidation at wildwood highlands, at least in laser tag
Me (10:53:37 PM): oh. well, if you befriend the kids, you can get them to do fun things: like hit other people
Me (10:53:42 PM): which i've done before
Dan (10:54:12 PM): eh, if i wanna hit somebody i'll do it myself
Me (10:54:32 PM): well, that's another way to go about it...
Danielle (10:55:35 PM): part ...Im not ready to do youth staff
Me (10:56:33 PM): well, that's not true. i bet you can be one of those "behind the scenes" youth staff that really do
nothing and get lots of free stuff. i want to be one of those :-)
Danielle (10:57:09 PM): haha lol ..... You crack me up ....i dont know I may
Me (10:58:25 PM): :-) why thank you, my little fortune cookie 99okay, that sounded creepy, but i want to be witty))
talking about going to the bathroom while his ankle is dislocated
Me (11:55:20 PM): honestly, joe. stop drinking. don't swallow your saliva, and only eat dry foods.
Joe (11:55:26 PM): i kno lol
Joe (11:55:32 PM): shit i go every 15 mins
Me (11:55:51 PM): haha. good time for an overactive bladder
Me (11:56:01 PM): did you get my IM, get a bed pan!
Me (11:56:13 PM): then you can dump it in the toilet and flush
Joe (11:56:14 PM): ya lol
Me (11:56:14 PM): or something
Joe (11:56:21 PM): eww lol
Emily (11:33:52 PM): ill set you two places at the table and pretend your there
Me (11:34:21 PM): haha, that will be funny when you start talking to the air around the empty seats
Me (11:34:29 PM): introduce us to people
Me (11:34:30 PM): !
Emily (11:34:35 PM): lol i should
Emily (11:34:50 PM): grandma, i'd like you to meet my friends melisa and melinda
Me (11:34:54 PM): haha
Me (11:34:58 PM): i can so see that
Me (11:35:01 PM): not happening
Emily (11:35:09 PM): grandma: sure thing sweetie
Me (11:35:39 PM): grandma: making crazy motions pointing to you
Me (11:50:58 PM): see? now you have to do that more, one a week... then once a day... then twice a day.. then
you'll be in shape!
Emily (11:51:23 PM): uhhh, i dont wanna be in shape that badly lol
Me (11:52:14 PM): haha. don't you want abs? the next time someone says "whoever's last is a rotten egg", you'll
have a good chance of not being last
Emily (11:52:47 PM): lol good point
Me (11:53:01 PM): yeah, you don't want to be a rotten egg
Me (11:53:05 PM): they stink
Me (11:53:10 PM): and no one like to eat them
Me (11:53:16 PM): though that would be good inyour favor
Me (11:53:23 PM): unless you want to be eaten
Emily (11:53:29 PM): lmao
Me (11:53:54 PM): it would suck to literally "laugh your a** off" i mean, how woul dyou sit?
Emily (11:54:11 PM): melinda i love you lol
Me (11:54:22 PM): well, ditto.
Me (11:54:24 PM): to you
Me (11:54:27 PM): (not me)
Emily (11:55:05 PM): lol
Emily (12:03:05 AM): hmm, i should see that
Me (12:03:53 AM): :-) won a rainy day
Me (12:03:56 AM): *on
Me (12:04:02 AM): haha, "won a rainy day"
Me (12:04:05 AM): that would suck
Emily (12:04:31 AM): lol
Me (10:38:51 PM): i think i need to sleep by midnight, so we can keep our convo relatively short.
Josh (10:38:59 PM): hahaha
Josh (10:39:03 PM): only midnight?
Josh (10:39:07 PM): that's not very much
Josh (10:39:09 PM): slacking?
Me (10:39:15 PM): yeah, i need to volunteer at the hospital tomorrw
Me (10:39:23 PM): i don't want to fall asleep over files
Me (10:39:27 PM): and the such
Josh (10:39:43 PM): ouch... falling asleep over files...
Me (10:39:51 PM): yeah, paper cuts
Me (10:39:56 PM): it'd be brutal
Me (10:40:10 PM): i work in medical records..
Josh (10:40:14 PM): yes... filing is rough
Josh (10:40:26 PM): files... medical records
Josh (10:40:27 PM): same thigns
Josh (10:40:32 PM): things*
Me (10:40:44 PM): seriously. i get bad headaches after a while
Me (10:40:50 PM): too much sharpie fumes
Josh (10:41:02 PM): yeah... getting high?
Josh (10:41:06 PM): that's terrible
Josh (10:41:11 PM): and in a hospital for that matter?
Me (10:41:12 PM): yeah, i think that's why the people there are loopy
Josh (10:41:20 PM): ha ha ha
Josh (10:41:22 PM): I can see
Me (10:41:23 PM): well, at least they're at the hospital already
Josh (10:42:41 PM): true true
Josh (10:42:52 PM): just walk out of the file room and bam your ready for some treatment
Me (10:43:58 PM): haha. now you now why it takes a long time for doctors to ge tyour medical files
Josh (10:44:09 PM): ha ha ha
Josh (10:44:10 PM): yeah...
Josh (10:44:15 PM): they go in there and they can't leave
Josh (10:44:17 PM): they're addicted
Me (10:44:40 PM): and i have to work there the WHOLE day (except for lunch... where i have to eat hospital food)
Josh (10:44:50 PM): yes... it's rough
Josh (10:44:59 PM): you said volunteer?
Me (10:45:03 PM): haha, yeah
Josh (10:45:06 PM): you mean your not getting paid?
Me (10:45:07 PM): i should be paid
Me (10:45:09 PM): i know
Me (10:45:16 PM): i do more than they do!
Josh (10:46:23 PM): I know
Josh (10:46:29 PM): it's a scam
Me (10:47:10 PM): and i've been working there for approx. 5 summers
Me (10:47:13 PM): ::sigh:;
Josh (10:47:22 PM): and no pay?
Josh (10:47:28 PM): whoa... there's a problem with that
Me (10:47:39 PM): well, i get free lunch.... hospital lunch
Me (10:47:45 PM): up to $4.50 worth
Me (10:47:56 PM): well, i guess that's sorta like child labor
Josh (10:48:44 PM): true... that's below minimum wage
Me (10:49:18 PM): way below. but hey, i guess it's good that i make friends
Josh (10:49:32 PM): with the patients?
Me (10:49:54 PM): haha. uhh... no. with some of the staff and a couple of people form other schools
Me (10:49:59 PM): *from
Me (10:50:05 PM): why do i always type "form"?
Josh (10:51:37 PM): I don't know
Josh (10:51:44 PM): that might be something that cannot be cured
Me (10:52:09 PM): yes, i see me being one of .01% with "formdulaoblangada" disease
Josh (10:53:04 PM): ha ha
Josh (10:53:05 PM): yes
Me (10:55:30 PM): anything interesting happen today?
Josh (10:55:59 PM): nope
Josh (10:56:06 PM): anything interesting with you?
Me (10:56:51 PM): well, actually, i was volunteeering today too. ::sigh:: i'm such a lose
Me (10:56:54 PM): r
Me (10:56:56 PM): haha
Josh (10:57:00 PM): what makes you a loser?
Josh (10:57:08 PM): because you sort medical files?
Me (10:57:29 PM): actually, today wasn't medical records day. it was gift cart day
Me (10:57:40 PM): well, i'm a loser because i volunteered yesterday too
Me (10:57:42 PM): :-)
Josh (10:57:59 PM): hahaha
Josh (10:58:04 PM): well... at least your making a difference
Josh (10:58:07 PM): to someone other than you
Me (10:59:19 PM): well, if you REALLY think about it, you make a difference everyday - turn on a computer, use up
electricity, ruin the future for the future generations
Josh (10:59:33 PM): true true
Josh (10:59:36 PM): enless you live under a rock
Josh (10:59:59 PM): then... your smashed...
Josh (11:00:21 PM): can't make a difference if you go and get yourself smashed
Me (11:01:59 PM): well, your bones will be found by future archaeologists and they will puzzle over the formation of
your smashed bones. what human tradition would involved smashing other humans? you will eventually confuse the
rest of societies to come. or whatever. if that makes sense.
Josh (11:02:18 PM): it makes sense...
Josh (11:02:28 PM): but holy cow that has got to be the most far-fetched thing I've heard today
Me (11:02:35 PM): the most?
Me (11:02:44 PM): well... how about that pig that flew?
Me (11:02:47 PM): over the moon?
Me (11:02:51 PM): with a spoon?
Me (11:02:55 PM): in it's eye?
Josh (11:03:46 PM): ouch
Josh (11:03:48 PM): that poor pig
Me (11:04:09 PM): i know, but at least it can fly
Josh (11:04:48 PM): dont' make excuses for it
Josh (11:05:00 PM): you know...
Josh (11:05:04 PM): it could have been helped...
Josh (11:05:17 PM): but then you had to go and stick a spoon in his eye?
Me (11:06:25 PM): well, don't you think that's more far-fetched than WITHOUT the spoon?
Josh (11:07:17 PM): yeah
Josh (11:07:30 PM): because there is probably a pig somewhere with a spoon in his eye saying... "oh yeah Melinda...
thanks"
Josh (11:07:35 PM): not that pigs can talk or anything
Me (11:08:05 PM): but, THIS pig can. the pig that flies might as well talk too
Josh (11:10:06 PM): true...
Josh (11:10:15 PM): it's gonna be the multi-talented pig
Me (11:10:44 PM): too bad it can't tap dance
Josh (11:11:05 PM): I guess if you found a "pig prodigy" you'd want it to do a bunch of stuff...
Me (11:11:29 PM): i guess.... but if you found a pig prodigy... that would be weird
Josh (11:11:34 PM): yes
Josh (11:11:58 PM): but if there was going to be one... it might as well be able to do a whole bunch of stuff... that
way if you actually found another one... it wouldn't be quite as amazing
Me (11:15:14 PM): welll... i think the point of the story is, if you have a multi-talented pig, don't cook it. think,
babe. or charlotte's wilbur.
Josh (11:15:32 PM): true...
Josh (11:15:36 PM): but they were gonna eat them
Me (11:16:02 PM): but they didn't in both cases
Josh (11:18:41 PM): true
Josh (11:18:51 PM): you find most talent right before you eat it
Me (11:20:40 PM): hmm.... i'm trying to think of another example..
Me (11:21:01 PM): .. got nothing
Josh (11:21:09 PM): it's a general statement
Josh (11:21:17 PM): you can't always find instances
Me (11:21:27 PM): oh! i see.... FIGURATIVELY
Me (11:21:29 PM): gotcha
Josh (11:21:35 PM): yep
Josh (11:22:14 PM): far-fetched... but yet it produced a conversation
Josh (11:29:34 PM): you learn something every dya
Josh (11:29:42 PM): day*
Me (11:29:45 PM): what did you learn today?
Josh (11:30:15 PM): nothing yet
Josh (11:30:18 PM): but I've still got half an hour
Me (11:30:49 PM): yeah. okay. did you know that....
Me (11:30:59 PM): ((don't worry, i got something interesting))
Me (11:32:03 PM): when you flush a toilet, the liquids inside of it swirl so fast that little tiny sprinkles of the stuff
inside of it splash on everything in the room. (ie. toothbrushes that are out) so you can be brushing your teeth with
old pee!
Josh (11:35:22 PM): I knew that
Me (11:35:48 PM): okay, i got another good one, hold on....
Me (11:35:52 PM): i have to think of it
Me (11:37:39 PM): studies show that, when you die, you immediately lose 21 grams from your body. some people
think that that's your soul exiting your body.
Josh (11:38:30 PM): that's something new
Josh (11:38:38 PM): but... who gets paid to study that?
Me (11:39:29 PM): haha, well, i don't think they studied that specifically. just that people found out that.... i don't
know. i watched it in the movie "21 Grams"
Me (11:39:38 PM): or somethign like thta
Me (11:39:43 PM): i think that's the title
Me (11:39:51 PM): otherwise i got the measurement wrong
Josh (11:40:10 PM): so maybe you told it to me wrong
Me (11:40:53 PM): well, you still learned something
Me (11:42:03 PM): okay.... i'll try to think of something better
Me (11:42:10 PM): in the meantime, we can talk about something
Josh (11:42:31 PM): something
Josh (11:42:34 PM): I don't know much about that
Me (11:42:50 PM): something? well, i think then we can talk about anything
Me (11:42:55 PM): you should know somethign about anything
Josh (11:43:13 PM): I know that it's not wise to play wiffle ball with a walrus
Me (11:43:38 PM): really? i would think that a wiffle ball is pretty safe
Me (11:43:51 PM): so a walrus can't really hit you hard with it
Josh (11:43:57 PM): yeah
Josh (11:44:00 PM): well...
Josh (11:44:04 PM): he's a tough opponent
Me (11:44:56 PM): well, i guess that would suck. no wi know if someone sticks me in a room with a walrus holding a
wiffle ball, i should run.
Josh (11:45:16 PM): yeah
Josh (11:45:17 PM): well...
Josh (11:45:20 PM): if you are in a room
Josh (11:45:23 PM): there might not be very far to go
Me (11:46:18 PM): ah, but if someone was putting me in it, i would pull htat person in, run out the door, and lock it.
Josh (11:46:38 PM): but what if you were unconcious
Me (11:47:46 PM): theni wouldn't care if a walrus beat me to death because.... i'm unconscious
Josh (11:48:00 PM): but...
Josh (11:48:03 PM): if a walrus beat you to death
Josh (11:48:07 PM): that's something to get steamed about
Me (11:48:34 PM): ah, but i'd already be dead so i wouldn't care.
Josh (11:48:55 PM): true
Josh (11:49:02 PM): hmmm...
Josh (11:49:07 PM): them walri are tuff
Me (11:49:11 PM): see? fool-proof.
Me (11:49:15 PM): oh yeah
Me (11:49:26 PM): except for the scrawny ones
Josh (11:49:49 PM): yes
Me (11:51:14 PM): well, it's good we agree on something
Josh (11:53:11 PM): yes
Me (11:54:10 PM): woah, it's almost tomorrow
Josh (11:54:14 PM): six minutes
Me (11:54:14 PM): do you think i need sleep?
Josh (11:54:19 PM): yes
Josh (11:54:20 PM): but no
Me (11:54:45 PM): yes, but no. how confusing. you're a big oxymoron
Me (11:54:50 PM): though, not really
Josh (11:55:49 PM): did you just call me a moron?
Me (11:56:26 PM): no, OXYmoron
Me (11:56:30 PM): you're such an idiom
Josh (11:56:38 PM): heehee
Josh (11:56:39 PM): I try
Me (11:58:36 PM): haha **past moment flashed in my head** ((my sister and i have the stupidest "fights" callign
eachother idioms, oxymorons, and meteor-wrongs))
Josh (11:59:30 PM): ha ha ha...
Josh (11:59:31 PM): wow
Josh (11:59:40 PM): that sounds like it would be fun to watch
Josh (11:59:52 PM): your a meteor-wrong, Melinda!!
Josh (12:00:05 AM): growl
Me (12:00:29 AM): ::hiss:: cat fight! ((we do the conan ::hiss::-))
Josh (12:00:37 AM): hahaha
Me (1:59:37 AM): yeah. anyway, when we went to canada, i saw that there was a "melinda street" on the map
Me (1:59:55 AM): i wanted to go there and get my pic taken with the sign
Me (2:00:05 AM): but we needed to go.... so we didn't :-(
Mike (2:00:44 AM): haha
Mike (2:00:50 AM): that would have been really cool though
Me (2:01:20 AM): i KNOW! my sister tried to console me with, "maybe there's one in pittsburgh" - but you know what? there isn't. ::pouts::
Mike (2:02:44 AM): haha
Mike (2:03:03 AM): well, you could go to los angeles airport and get a family picture under the sign
Me (2:06:24 AM): man, i need a picture of melinda street and los angeles
Me (2:06:28 AM): it would be perfect
Caitlin (11:20:04 PM): im 68 % filipino according to that first survey
Me (11:20:36 PM): haha. how much are you really?
Caitlin (11:20:57 PM): 50 % of course
Caitlin (11:20:59 PM): lol'
Me (11:21:14 PM): oh, that's what i thought. well, you did better than expected, then
Caitlin (11:21:23 PM): lol- or better than mygenes
Me (11:21:28 PM): yep!
Michele (9:47:39 PM): YEAHH!!! my own personal photo of Melissa Angles
Me (9:47:59 PM): what? online? melissa? what?
Michele (9:48:02 PM): MELINDA
Michele (9:48:20 PM): OMIGOSH!!! i meant my own personal photo of MELINDA ANGLES!!!
Me (9:48:31 PM): you totally typed melissa!!!!
Me (9:48:36 PM): what the heck?
Michele (9:48:51 PM): i did....you are offered my heartfelt apologies
Michele (9:49:04 PM): well that too...i never got a sr pic of melissa
Me (9:49:17 PM): yeah, neither did i. she ran out of the small ones
Me (9:49:19 PM): ::sigh::
Me (9:49:32 PM): i had to steal one,, and then i felt guilty, so i gavve it back
Michele (9:49:42 PM): lol...do u have an 8x10 in ur house?
Michele (9:49:51 PM): plus you see her everyday
Michele (9:50:00 PM): so its like a real life sr portrait
Me (9:51:48 PM): haha, but she AGES! and yes, we have lots of 8x10s... but still... i was the FIRST one to ask for a pic
Me (9:51:54 PM): and she SNUBBED me
Michele (9:52:13 PM): geez thats rough
Michele (9:52:32 PM): your own sister
Me (9:52:54 PM): yeah... she offered to give me an 8x10 but i told her that it didn't fit inmy wallet...
Michele (9:53:01 PM): but she's still and Angles so its cool
Michele (9:53:05 PM): lol...and 8x10
Michele (9:53:08 PM): an
Me (9:53:15 PM): haha, yeah
Me (10:28:18 PM): yep! if i don't get ap physics, i'll DIE!
Michele (10:28:30 PM): lets hope not...cuz then it would be sad without you
Me (10:29:21 PM): yeah, i expect plenty of mourners at my funeral/cremation
Michele (10:29:34 PM): funeral...no cremation
Michele (10:30:09 PM): i'll be there though
Me (10:30:44 PM): you better me... or i will spite you from whereever my afterlife i
Me (10:30:46 PM): s
Michele (10:31:00 PM): oh geez...i better be careful
Michele (10:31:22 PM): hold on 1 sec
Me (10:31:27 PM): yeah, you better watch out. you better not cry, better not pout, i'm tell ing you why
Me (10:31:34 PM): cuz i am going to get you.. in my afterlife
Michele (10:33:42 PM): aaaahhhhh lol...that was funny...yet a bit intimidating
Me (10:34:20 PM): haha, i was trying to set it in tune with a christmas song, but i'm really bad at making up lyrics.
Michele (10:34:25 PM): you'll see me when i'm sleeping...you'll know when i'm awake...you'll know if i've been bad or good...but this is only if die you should
Michele (10:34:50 PM): yeah...you think u're bad at lyrics...check out that Shakespeare-esque ending
Michele (11:02:46 PM): maybe we can publish a book full of these inspiring, energetic, converstations
Me (11:02:59 PM): seriously!
Michele (11:03:13 PM): but i mean...this is like reality TV...only reality convos
Me (11:03:24 PM): unless we make somthing up
Michele (11:04:02 PM): remember the "Win a Date in Melinda Angeles' Head"
Michele (11:04:09 PM): when u said "you should have been in my head"
Me (11:05:02 PM): haha, yes, actually
Michele (11:05:50 PM): I KNOW
Michele (11:06:04 PM): there can be a reality show chronicalling the lives of West Penn volunteers
Me (11:07:14 PM): that would be weird.. or not
Michele (11:07:28 PM): it would...it would be fun to watch but not be on
Me (11:08:11 PM): i could play myself
Me (11:08:15 PM): i think i'd be good at that
Me (11:08:21 PM): either that, or i'd suck
Michele (11:08:46 PM): no you'd be good...i mean how many melinda angles are there?
Me (11:09:08 PM): none. just melinda angeles
Michele (11:09:15 PM): lol
Michele (11:10:31 PM): if you have kids...you could name them Acute and Obtuse...if ur kept ur maiden name of 7th period gym class
Michele (11:11:13 PM): (that was dumb)
Me (11:11:20 PM): good point. or i can keep my real last name and name is girls Las and the boys Los. though it's been done
Michele (11:12:05 PM): yes...Las and Los
Michele (11:12:22 PM): i think i am going to give my kids normal names ( not that those aren't normal)
Me (11:12:36 PM): well, thats' mean. so what is... "normal"?
Michele (11:13:01 PM): i mean...american...non spanish (las and los) names
Michele (11:13:08 PM): sorry...there is no such thing as normal
Me (11:13:14 PM): darn tootin'
Michele (11:20:57 PM): well Las and Los can play with my kids
Michele (11:21:03 PM): Anna Abigail and Joshua Andrew
Me (11:21:29 PM): wait, your giving your kids two names?
Michele (11:21:50 PM): middle names
Me (11:22:23 PM): so the initials are AA *dad's last name and JA *dad's last name?
Michele (11:22:44 PM): yes....i just hope my daughter doesn't have to go AA meetings
Me (11:22:56 PM): yes, that would just be awkward
Michele (11:23:50 PM): but then...if i marry someone with the last name M or W the initials would be JAM (as in Jelly) or JAW (as in Jaws)
Michele (11:24:08 PM): but it doesn't matter...we have a long time ahead of us
Me (11:24:12 PM): haha, my initials and MJA -- which rearranges to make JAM
Michele (11:24:19 PM): thats true!!
Me (11:24:46 PM): i figured that out in the... 7th grade?
Michele (11:24:47 PM): MJA ----- Mocha Java Association
Me (11:25:00 PM): mmMMmmm caffeine
Michele (11:25:01 PM): let me guess ur middle name
Me (11:25:10 PM): haha, okay
Michele (11:25:10 PM): lol
Michele (11:25:11 PM): Jane ?
Michele (11:25:48 PM): Joanne ?
Me (11:26:06 PM): you are totally off
Me (11:26:09 PM): but keep guessing
Michele (11:26:11 PM): Jemima ?
Michele (11:26:14 PM): lol
Me (11:26:15 PM): i'm sure i tol dyou what it was before..
Me (11:26:17 PM): right?
Me (11:26:19 PM): haha
Me (11:26:21 PM): no!
Michele (11:26:22 PM): i don't think so
Michele (11:26:26 PM): Jessica
Michele (11:26:35 PM): whats the second letter?
Me (11:27:46 PM): well, then i'd be giving away half of my name!
Me (11:27:49 PM): ::hint, hint::
Michele (11:28:15 PM): half of Melinda?
Me (11:28:34 PM): no, my middle name
Me (11:28:39 PM): i'm really bad at these hints, i guess
Michele (11:29:23 PM): um...Ja...
Michele (11:30:03 PM): Jo
Michele (11:30:04 PM): Ji
Michele (11:30:07 PM): Jill ?
Me (11:30:17 PM): melinda jill angeles? no!
Me (11:30:26 PM): at leas tyou got the 4-letter clue
Me (11:30:36 PM): and you sorta guessed the 2nd letter
Me (11:30:41 PM): but i won't tell you which letter
Michele (11:30:58 PM): Jody
Me (11:32:06 PM): no
Michele (11:32:19 PM): Jo... ?
Me (11:32:46 PM): well... no
Me (11:32:53 PM): you're narrowing it down
Michele (11:33:22 PM): Ja...?
Me (11:34:10 PM): yeah.... goodness, too many clues
Me (11:34:25 PM): now you have 52 guesses for the last two letters!
Michele (11:34:54 PM): Jade
Me (11:35:13 PM): haha, that would be cool
Me (11:35:15 PM): but no
Michele (11:35:48 PM): ( i am staring @ the letters on the keyboard)
Me (11:36:03 PM): yep, its' defintely inthere
Michele (11:37:09 PM): beginning half or end half of the alphabet
Me (11:37:46 PM): for the last letter... first, for the second to last.. first
Michele (11:37:48 PM): Jazz lol
Me (11:37:55 PM): haha, no
Michele (11:38:46 PM): Jamy
Me (11:38:57 PM): no.
Michele (11:38:59 PM): is it common?
Me (11:39:16 PM): i don't think you can get it cuz it's not a "real" name
Me (11:39:21 PM): or, "normal"
Me (11:39:24 PM): as you'd put it
Michele (11:39:38 PM): its normal, just not commonly used
Me (11:39:57 PM): it's... well... it's my mom's maiden name
Michele (11:40:01 PM): whats the 3rd lette?
Michele (11:40:03 PM): letter
Me (11:40:04 PM): so my sisters also have the same middle name
Michele (11:40:08 PM): OOOOHHHHH now ya tell me
Me (11:40:11 PM): haha
Me (11:40:14 PM): you can guess now
Me (11:40:21 PM): just mix up a few letters
Michele (11:40:25 PM): Jahn
Michele (11:40:29 PM): Jabw
Me (11:40:32 PM): haha
Michele (11:40:35 PM): alphabet soup
Michele (11:40:43 PM): Jaby
Me (11:40:48 PM): com'on. it's still.. like... pronouncable
Michele (11:40:49 PM): Jabu
Me (11:40:55 PM): no 'b'
Michele (11:40:59 PM): Jacy
Me (11:40:59 PM): no 'u;
Me (11:41:03 PM): no'c'
Michele (11:41:16 PM): Jady
Me (11:41:30 PM): neither letter
Michele (11:41:41 PM): Jaft
Me (11:41:47 PM): neither letter
Me (11:41:57 PM): (you should be crossing out letters)
Michele (11:42:07 PM): Jaer
Michele (11:42:26 PM): Jaew
Me (11:42:46 PM): no 'r' or 'w'
Michele (11:43:15 PM): Jaep
Michele (11:43:19 PM): Jaet
Me (11:43:22 PM): no 'p'
Me (11:43:25 PM): or 't'
Michele (11:43:38 PM): Jaez
Michele (11:43:43 PM): Jaen
Me (11:43:51 PM): nope, nope
Michele (11:44:00 PM): Jaes
Me (11:44:14 PM): no
Michele (11:44:17 PM): the e is right?
Me (11:44:32 PM): haha, yeah.
Me (11:44:39 PM): it's be funnyn if it was wrong
Michele (11:44:51 PM): Jaef
Michele (11:44:53 PM): Jaeg
Michele (11:44:55 PM): Jaeh
Michele (11:44:57 PM): Jaem
Me (11:45:04 PM): nope
Me (11:45:12 PM): com'on!
Michele (11:45:51 PM): Jaev
Michele (11:46:00 PM): Jaee
Me (11:46:18 PM): no...
Me (11:46:26 PM): you should be rnning out of letters now
Michele (11:46:27 PM): Jael
Michele (11:46:30 PM): i know!
Me (11:46:44 PM): what?
Michele (11:46:51 PM): Jael
Michele (11:46:53 PM): Jaer
Michele (11:46:58 PM): Jaeg
Me (11:47:29 PM): well, which do you think it is?
Michele (11:47:42 PM): Jael
Me (11:48:13 PM): bingo! ding ding ding! and the prize behind door number "correct" is....
Michele (11:48:26 PM): Melinda Jael Angeles
Me (11:48:30 PM): the self-satisfaction of finally getting it ruight!
Me (11:48:33 PM): *right
Michele (11:48:34 PM): is it pronounced like "jail"
Me (11:48:35 PM): yes
Me (11:48:42 PM): well, in english it is
Me (11:48:52 PM): in spanish/filipino it's "ha-el"
Me (11:48:57 PM): like hell.. but not relaly
Michele (11:48:59 PM): thanks...the self-satisfaction feels nice
Michele (11:49:07 PM): i like it
Me (11:49:17 PM): when i was little, i never liked it cuz it sounded evil either way
Me (11:49:22 PM): but my last name would make up for it
Me (11:49:26 PM): with "angel"
Michele (11:49:34 PM): yes! you are the best of both worlds
Michele (11:49:42 PM): do u know my middle name?
Me (11:50:35 PM): umm... what are your initials?
Michele (11:50:39 PM): MSY
Me (11:51:06 PM): ummm, um, umm... stephanie?
Michele (11:51:09 PM): nop
Michele (11:51:10 PM): e
Me (11:51:18 PM): sheila..
Me (11:51:21 PM): shannon
Michele (11:51:21 PM): no
Michele (11:51:25 PM): no
Me (11:51:26 PM): sh... sh?
Michele (11:51:34 PM): okay...i'll be quiet
Me (11:51:34 PM): first two letters?
Me (11:51:38 PM): wha?
Me (11:51:43 PM): you gotta give clues
Me (11:51:47 PM): i did!
Michele (11:52:05 PM): okay...the last letter is the last letter in the alphabet
Me (11:52:51 PM): how many letters is the whole name?
Michele (11:53:13 PM): six
Me (11:53:34 PM): so.... s _ _ _ _ z?
Michele (11:54:34 PM): i mean...the last letter is the second to last letter in the alphabet
Michele (11:54:36 PM): sorry!
Me (11:54:42 PM): goodness gracious. oh....
Me (11:55:04 PM): s _ _ _ _ y...
Michele (11:55:09 PM): yes
Me (11:56:25 PM): wow, i'm at a total blank... give me a few moments
Michele (11:56:34 PM): k
Michele (11:56:38 PM): here's a hint
Michele (11:56:43 PM): its in the name of a song
Michele (11:56:46 PM): from last summer
Me (11:57:12 PM): uhhh....
Michele (11:57:43 PM): .....has got it going on
Michele (11:58:36 PM): she's all i want and i've waited for so long
Me (11:58:44 PM): haha stacey // i spell if w/o the 'e'
Me (11:58:50 PM): i think that's what got me
Michele (11:58:50 PM): .....can't you see your just not the girl for me
Michele (11:58:52 PM): YES!!!!!!
Michele (11:58:55 PM): YOU GOT IT
Me (11:59:11 PM): michele stacey ...
Me (11:59:15 PM): cool beans
Michele (11:59:17 PM): CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Michele (11:59:23 PM): Michele Stacey Lachey
Michele (11:59:31 PM): (sounds nice)
Michele (11:59:37 PM): good question
Michele (11:59:51 PM): okay...the Michele Stacey Lachey sounds nice...i don't know why they picked it
Me (12:00:06 AM): lachey?
Michele (12:00:18 AM): yes....i am marrying Nick Lachey
Me (12:00:25 AM): isn't he taken?
Michele (12:00:42 AM): yes...but he is getting divorced in the near future
Me (12:01:06 AM): ah, i see that your preminition-ie powers have picked up..
Michele (12:04:45 AM): good night
Michele (12:04:51 AM): michele, out
Michele (12:04:56 AM): stay classy glenshaw
Me (12:05:17 AM): haha, and shaler
Me (12:05:20 AM): and pittsburgh
Me (12:05:23 AM): and the whole world
Me (12:05:30 AM): because it doesn't hurt to be classy
Michele (12:05:52 AM): it doesn't stay class milky way
Me (12:06:09 AM): what?
Michele (12:06:20 AM): the milky way....constellation thing
Michele (12:06:31 AM): that just about takes care of everything
Me (12:06:44 AM): oh, i see
Me (12:06:46 AM): good point
Michele (12:06:48 AM): well anyhow....good night...have a classy night
Me (12:06:52 AM): well, toodles... and have a good night
Me (12:06:57 AM): ::yawn::
Michele (12:06:57 AM): thanks
Michele (12:07:00 AM): night night
Me (12:07:02 AM): punch that sack
Michele (12:07:44 AM): i will
Me (9:30:26 PM): haha. well, i don't know what kind of diving... the cool kind :) and seriously, i'm TELLING you, i have no capability whatsoever in swimming!
Becky (9:30:56 PM): thats ok
Becky (9:31:07 PM): you might need to learn in college
Me (9:31:38 PM): haha, i might need to know in life in general. you know, the next noah's ark may be full. i think i'm doomed to drown
Becky (9:31:58 PM): just buy a boat
Becky (9:33:13 PM): ouch that hurts your evyes
Me (9:34:00 PM): no it doesn't. hte colors are okay. and i don't think i's have much luck in a boat either.. i'd be drifting into nowhere... unless it's self-powered and self-steered
Me (9:34:10 PM): have i told you that i'm also relaly bad with directions?
Becky (9:34:31 PM): well,
Becky (9:34:41 PM): God said no more floods
Becky (9:34:47 PM): maybe a fire
Becky (9:34:52 PM): are your fireproof
Me (9:35:29 PM): no, i don't believe so, i bet i could test myself out, but that wouldn't be too smart
Becky (9:35:48 PM): maybe not
Lauren (10:25:26 PM): yoooooooooooooo
Me (10:26:09 PM): no diggity, no doubt
Me (10:26:12 PM): mmm hmmm
Lauren (10:26:18 PM): hahahahaa
Me (10:26:32 PM): how was the movie night?
Lauren (10:26:36 PM): good good
Me (10:26:56 PM): i see, it's too good for one "good"
Me (10:27:02 PM): it deserves two
Lauren (10:27:04 PM): i mean
Lauren (10:27:05 PM): yes
Lauren (10:27:10 PM): kill bill one AND 2
Lauren (10:27:12 PM): that's a good good
Lauren (10:27:13 PM): lol
Me (10:28:05 PM): yep! it's good to watch right after the other... otherwise you'd have to refer to memory, which is never accurate
Lauren (10:28:18 PM): haha yah
Lauren (10:28:26 PM): it was like one big loooong movie
Me (10:28:49 PM): and it was more entertaining than the loooong titanic
Lauren (10:28:58 PM): word
Me (10:29:28 PM): phrase
Me (10:50:40 PM): commercials are fun
Lauren (10:50:59 PM): yeah
Me (10:51:21 PM): without them.... there'd be no funding for tv shows..
Lauren (10:51:47 PM): hmm yes i suppose
Lauren (10:51:53 PM): but the skew our perception of life
Lauren (10:51:59 PM): our expectations are too high
Me (10:52:13 PM): for commercials?
Me (10:52:18 PM): oh, the products...
Me (10:52:19 PM): right?
Lauren (10:53:26 PM): for everything
Me (10:53:40 PM): ah
Lauren (10:54:05 PM): it's like
Lauren (10:54:28 PM): if you look at each product
Lauren (10:54:29 PM): it's like
Lauren (10:54:29 PM): it's the best
Lauren (10:54:41 PM): you know? --- they set an unrealistic perception of a product
Lauren (10:54:42 PM): like
Lauren (10:54:51 PM): does herbal essences really make you that exciteD?
Lauren (10:55:05 PM): we expect to get a certain rise out of everything that we use
Lauren (10:55:27 PM): and if you put it all together -- you're expectations are too high
Me (10:55:30 PM): well, you shouldn't say that your products do diddly squat
Me (10:55:40 PM): what kind of advertising is that?
Lauren (10:55:41 PM): yes but you shouldn't say that red bull gives you wings
Lauren (10:55:48 PM): because if i drink it
Lauren (10:55:50 PM): i hope to fly
Me (10:56:14 PM): haha. "taste the rainbow"
Me (10:56:24 PM): it's liek getting high off of candy
Lauren (10:56:41 PM): hahaha
Lauren (10:56:45 PM): now
Lauren (10:56:49 PM): with m&ms
Lauren (10:56:55 PM): "they melt in your mouth. not in your hand"
Lauren (10:57:00 PM): that's quality advertising
Lauren (10:57:08 PM): you expect it to melt in your mouth
Me (10:57:11 PM): and it's almost true
Lauren (10:57:14 PM): and that's exactly what it does
Lauren (10:57:15 PM): yeah
Me (10:57:23 PM): but the coloring tends to go off
Me (10:57:27 PM): on sweaty hand
Me (10:57:28 PM): s
Lauren (10:57:30 PM): haha
Lauren (10:57:31 PM): yeah
Lauren (10:57:36 PM): ok well they say "the chocolate"
Lauren (10:57:38 PM): right?
Me (10:58:13 PM): well, if you're all TECHNICAL, i guess.. i don't know
Lauren (10:58:22 PM): lol
Lauren (10:58:26 PM): anyways
Lauren (10:58:42 PM): we expect too much
Lauren (10:58:43 PM): i duno
Me (11:00:54 PM): well, i expect nothing. you've changed my view on commercials forever. now i'll be critical and unbelieving for everything
Lauren (11:01:03 PM): hahaha
Me (11:56:10 PM): me: did you see beach volleyball? usa vs. usa?
Me (11:56:13 PM): it was awesome!
Lauren (11:56:17 PM): cool
Lauren (11:56:28 PM): beach volleyball --- i dont care for as much as indoor volleyball
Lauren (11:56:57 PM): i think it's uncessary that they wear bikinis
Me (11:57:01 PM): haha, yeah
Me (11:57:07 PM): but it gets my dad watching'
Lauren (11:57:11 PM): LOL!
Lauren (12:08:09 AM): i dunno... your dad should start up a big vegetable garden
Me (12:08:39 AM): ah. why?
Lauren (12:08:52 AM): cause it's fun to have
Lauren (12:08:54 AM): i wish we had one
Me (12:09:10 AM): well, then YOUR dad should start a big veggie garden
Lauren (12:09:11 AM): spend less money on buying food -- that's for sure
Lauren (12:09:14 AM): except in winter
Lauren (12:09:16 AM): nah
Lauren (12:09:20 AM): my dad can't do that
Lauren (12:09:26 AM): he's not physically up to it
Lauren (12:09:33 AM): besides... he's out of town every week
Lauren (12:10:24 AM): i should've started one up
Me (12:10:26 AM): well. i think the same goes for my dad (except for the out of town thing). plus, he'd probably make us do the hard labor saying, "well, YOU GIRLS wanted the garden! you have to take care of it!"
Lauren (12:10:26 AM): oh well
Lauren (12:10:36 AM): ohhhh
Lauren (12:10:40 AM): convince him that he wants it
Lauren (12:10:42 AM): lol
Me (12:10:45 AM): well, you should start a mini one...
Me (12:10:47 AM): haha
Me (12:10:50 AM): that wouldn't work
Lauren (12:11:12 AM): hmm i dunno.. i'd have to hook up with some people in the ag department at psu
Me (12:11:34 AM): oh, and make THEM do it
Me (12:11:36 AM): devious
Lauren (12:11:41 AM): no
Lauren (12:11:45 AM): just ask for plotting space
Me (12:12:01 AM): ah. and THEN make them do it!
Me (12:12:03 AM): devious
Lauren (12:12:18 AM): lol
Lauren (12:12:20 AM): noooo
Lauren (12:12:26 AM): they can help
Me (12:12:34 AM): help do it all themselves!
Me (12:12:41 AM): and you can reap the benefits!
Lauren (12:12:48 AM): hahahhaa
Lauren (12:55:57 AM): "The difference between the two dialects [malaysian and indonesian] is small but major for business. For example, the word for "factory" from Northern Malaysia means "female genitals" in Indonesia.
Me (12:56:44 AM): omg! i wonder what the worst-case-scenario for that fact to come into play would be
Michele (11:57:00 AM): okay...talk to u later gator
Me (11:57:08 AM): haha, in a whle crocodile
James (12:00:28 PM): but, alas our 2 ap classes suck
James (12:01:47 PM): somehow I want to get into harvard and yale! pish posh!
Me (12:02:06 PM): you will... just tell the ppl that your school has low standards for their students
Me (12:02:11 PM): and you've exceeded them
James (12:02:44 PM): thank you
James (12:02:46 PM): i think?
Kelly (1:20:51 PM): that's like the only good thing about the honors/ap classes at gs...
Kelly (1:20:57 PM): we don't have to do any work
Me (1:22:00 PM): :) i wish it were the same here. but watch out for college...
Kelly (1:22:21 PM): ahhh...minor details....
Kelly (1:22:25 PM): lol
Josh (12:25:05 AM): our local fair is this week and I was working in the band's band booster's booth
Me (12:25:27 AM): sweet. what were you selling?
Josh (12:26:25 AM): cheeseburgers, hamburgers, steak hoagies, hot dogs
Josh (12:26:28 AM): dead animals...
Josh (12:26:41 AM): I'm not sure if hot dogs are made from animals though
Me (12:27:10 AM): hmm.. i think that hot dogs are a combo of a bunch of animals grinded up together...
Josh (12:27:25 AM): perhaps...
Me (12:27:26 AM): though when you first said that, i thought you sold taxidermy
Me (12:27:27 AM): stuff
Josh (12:27:30 AM): now you know why I don't eat them
Josh (12:27:35 AM): ha ha no no no
Me (1:01:38 AM): ookk. i would like to switch the topic of conversation because i've become bored with it
Me (1:01:53 AM): type somethign interesting....
Me (1:01:55 AM): NOW!
Lauren (1:05:53 AM): but sometimes he can't read right
Me (1:06:10 AM): that's not interesting
Me (1:06:16 AM): that makes no sense
Lauren (1:06:23 AM): he's especially mad at the retarded japanese guy who sometimes reads with me
Me (1:06:51 AM): what?
Lauren (1:07:07 AM): i have a retarded japanese guy in my head
Lauren (1:07:13 AM): who reads japanese with me
Lauren (1:07:18 AM): and sometimes he can't do it
Lauren (1:07:29 AM): so i have to say it outloud for him so he knows what it is
Me (1:08:04 AM): oh!
Me (1:08:07 AM): you're weird
Lauren (1:08:33 AM): hehe it's a creative metaphor
Lauren (1:08:34 AM): for saying
Lauren (1:08:38 AM): that i suck at japanese
Me (1:08:56 AM): oh. that's a weak metaphor
Lauren (1:09:00 AM): lol
Me (1:40:25 AM): have you done it?
Lauren (1:43:36 AM): done what?
Lauren (1:43:41 AM): explode water?
Me (1:43:46 AM): yeah
Lauren (1:44:25 AM): that's a horible thing to try to do without protection
Me (1:44:45 AM): goggles? gloves? padded vest?
Lauren (1:44:58 AM): i dont have those on hand
Me (1:45:19 AM): oh well, you should
Me (1:45:26 AM): you know it's better to be safe than sorry
Lauren (1:49:06 AM): i suppose
Lauren (1:49:16 AM): maybe later
Lauren (1:49:17 AM): lol
Lauren (1:50:16 AM): they did an experiment to determine whether dropping a penny off of the empire state building would kill someone
Me (1:50:32 AM): did it?
Lauren (1:50:44 AM): nope
Lauren (1:50:52 AM): barely punctured the skin
Me (1:51:17 AM): so, they actually had a person standing down there?
Me (1:51:21 AM): that's not cool
Lauren (1:51:52 AM): no
Lauren (1:51:54 AM): they took a skill
Lauren (1:51:56 AM): blah
Lauren (1:52:00 AM): i mean skull
Lauren (1:52:13 AM): and covered it in a jelly mold
Lauren (1:52:16 AM): of a person's head
Lauren (1:52:29 AM): and they made a gun shoot a penny out at it's terminal velocity
Lauren (1:52:31 AM): which was like
Lauren (1:52:35 AM): 65 mph
Lauren (1:52:36 AM): i think
Me (1:53:07 AM): and it barely grazed skin?
Lauren (1:53:10 AM): yep
Lauren (1:53:18 AM): they even shot it into their hands
Lauren (1:53:23 AM): and it stung a little
Lauren (1:53:33 AM): but no extensive bruising or blood
Me (1:54:02 AM): ah. well then. that's good to know
Me (1:54:14 AM): :) the next time i see a penny falling from the air
Lauren (1:54:16 AM): yeah
Lauren (1:54:18 AM): haha
Me (1:54:18 AM): i'll stick my hand out
Lauren (1:54:19 AM): catch it
Lauren (1:54:20 AM): yah
Me (11:43:26 AM): i mean, if I was an insect... i hope i'd have some sympathy
Michele (11:43:27 AM): i know...and i hate how he had to work to help his family survice
Me (11:43:32 AM): i know!
Michele (11:43:41 AM): i know! if you ever wake up as an insect....I WANT TO SEE IT
Me (11:44:11 AM): but when you reach the ending, you can interpret it differently. and no, i think i'd be a gross disgusting insect... like a dung beetle or something
Michele (11:44:26 AM): DUNG!!! cow dung
Me (11:44:47 AM): haha! i'll be a black and white insect that poops
Michele (11:45:01 AM): lol....what shall you be called?
Me (11:45:56 AM): "DPT" - disgusting pooping thing
Michele (11:46:01 AM): lol
Me (11:46:04 AM): though, i really wouldn't want to be called that
Michele (11:46:37 AM): you could be a Anglesfly
Me (11:46:48 AM): haha, i'm the "fly" angeles
Michele (11:47:54 AM): yes!
Brian (10:03:14 PM): hello my filipino friend :-)
Me (10:03:22 PM): hey, my... friend.
Brian (10:03:29 PM): Irish
Brian (10:03:41 PM): but it doesnt have the nice ring to it that filipino friend does
Me (10:03:52 PM): haha alliteration
Brian (10:04:07 PM): yes, a grand grammatical gag
Julie (3:05:49 PM): just got back from my inquiry class, and we have to read " All the Kings Men,"......again
Julie (3:05:54 PM): i thought i was going to cry
Julie (3:06:04 PM): i'm like "isn't there some way i can get out of this?"
Julie (3:06:06 PM): lol
Me (3:06:30 PM): haha, but shouldn't you be glad? you know all the answers!
Julie (3:06:59 PM): haha, yeah i guess, but i did not enjoy that book much
Julie (3:07:09 PM): im not too willing to go through it again
Julie (3:07:13 PM): *shrug*
Julie (3:07:16 PM): obligations
Julie (3:07:20 PM): whatcha gonna do
Me (3:07:25 PM): awww. i thought it was good, though. even though i didn't read it
Me (3:07:26 PM): haha
Julie (3:07:33 PM): hahahahhaa
Julie (3:07:53 PM): hey, sometimes just the title is enough to appreciate literature, right?
Me (3:07:58 PM): haha
Julie (3:08:04 PM): i mean, you've read "all the kings men"
Julie (3:08:15 PM): you just haven't read the thousand pages of stuff inside
Me (3:08:35 PM): haha. you've got me there. i'm set.
Julie (3:09:13 PM): see? now when anyone asks if you've read "all the kings men" you can just say "of course I have, hasn't everybody?"
Me (3:09:44 PM): haha!!
Me (3:09:59 PM): that's good!! using literal dialogue!
Julie (3:10:22 PM): lol, you know it
Julie (3:10:26 PM): i'm not an english major for nothing
Julie (3:19:23 PM): well i certainly get a workout
Julie (3:19:30 PM): my dorm is up on a freaking mountain
Julie (3:19:47 PM): nickie panza and i are keeping a tally of how many times we walk up the hill everyday
Julie (3:19:54 PM): we're having a contest
Julie (3:19:58 PM): i'm winning by one
Me (3:21:15 PM): winning? or technically losing?
Julie (3:21:41 PM): oh....well.....i guess losing. now that i think about it
Me (3:23:46 PM): haha! well, when nicole "wins" then you can tell her that she lost!
Me (3:23:53 PM): and if you win, then don't tell her
Me (3:23:58 PM): it's a win-win situation
Me (3:24:04 PM): well, except for nicole
Julie (3:24:29 PM): ah, i like the way your mind works, little angeles
Me (3:25:01 PM): haha, i know i'm devious
Me (3:35:52 PM): what do you have first pd?
Michele (3:36:20 PM): gym
Me (3:37:31 PM): oh! well, it works out for you then!
Me (3:37:44 PM): so, you can just come in school in your gym clothes and change after
Me (3:37:52 PM): and you can be a littel late for school
Me (3:37:55 PM): and still make it
Michele (3:38:17 PM): well..i just come fully clothed
Michele (3:38:22 PM): I MEAN IN MY SCHOOL CLOTHES
Me (3:38:42 PM): haha, oh, THAT's what you meant. sure.
Michele (3:39:53 PM): yeah...since i have been know to come without clothes...yeah.... riiiiiiiiiiight..............fully clothed in ungymnasium/exercise/nonschool related apparel
Abigail (6:00:37 PM): the guys suck dics!
Abigail (6:00:41 PM): *dicks
Me (6:00:59 PM): umm... in the hallways?
Abigail (6:01:25 PM): no this one is sooo stupid
Me (6:08:44 PM): aww.... well, so you meant that he "sucked dick" figuratively
Abigail (6:09:03 PM): and NO he didnt suck a dick
Alyssa (6:01:27 PM): yeah, is the other angeles going?
Me (6:01:46 PM): i believe so, she's not home yet so i bet she forgot about it
Alyssa (6:02:11 PM): lol that buttface tell her she has to go
Me (6:02:21 PM): don't worry, i will
Alyssa (6:02:27 PM): and she must take me with her....cause i's scared by myself
Me (6:02:45 PM): aww! well, melissa's to short to hide behind
Alyssa (6:11:51 PM): that would be rockin if you were all at pitt together
Alyssa (6:11:54 PM): awwwwwwwww
Me (6:12:25 PM): haha, i know!
Me (6:12:33 PM): and we had an apartment together!
Me (6:12:38 PM): i'd be excited!
Alyssa (6:12:50 PM): awwwwww i would cry that would be so cute
Alyssa (6:13:01 PM): all the angeles girlies togetha
Me (6:13:18 PM): again. like we are everyday. practically. haha.
Alyssa (6:13:43 PM): lol!!! hahaha yeah ok that's true
Alyssa (6:13:51 PM): but this tim it would be *almost* by choice!
Me (6:13:58 PM): haha yeah
Alyssa (6:16:15 PM): hhahahahaa TIME not tim
Me (6:16:35 PM): haha, i got the gist/jist
Alyssa (6:16:51 PM): lol smart girl smart girl
Me (6:28:39 PM): melissa!
Me (6:28:42 PM): you're online!
Melissa (6:28:47 PM): hey
Me (6:28:53 PM): this is freaky!
Me (6:28:58 PM): i was about to sign off!
Melissa (6:29:51 PM): g2g
Me (6:29:54 PM): what?>
Me (6:29:56 PM): no!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa signed off at 6:32:11 PM.
Emily (6:18:50 PM): i called melissa and she said she couldnt come
Me (6:19:02 PM): aww!
Me (6:19:09 PM): melissa's such a pooper
Me (6:19:14 PM): a party pooper, that is
Me (6:23:41 PM): really? no way!
Emily (6:24:24 PM): yes way
Me (6:24:50 PM): no way!
Emily (6:25:14 PM): yes way!
Me (6:25:24 PM): no way!
Emily (6:25:31 PM): lol ok
Me (6:25:46 PM): yeah, i guess that's enough
GottahaveFaith36 (4:53:22 PM): but i want to take a break lol
Me (4:53:31 PM): yeah, i think the link thing would work better. haha, yeah, breaks are good
Me (4:53:36 PM): i take them all the time.
Me (4:53:41 PM): it's called "procrastination"
Me (5:07:13 PM): la la la... you there?
Chris (5:08:15 PM): uh huh
Chris (5:08:29 PM): who is this?
Me (5:08:37 PM): you don't remember?
Me (5:08:45 PM): ... you'll figure it out
Chris (5:08:46 PM): o filipino melinda
Chris (5:08:50 PM): i c
Chris (5:08:52 PM): the icon
Me (5:08:52 PM): haha, is there any other?
Me (5:08:56 PM): :)
Chris (5:09:00 PM): i guess not {{darn tooting there isn't.}}
Me (5:21:14 PM): so what did you do over the summer?
Chris (5:21:43 PM): you mean who
Chris (5:21:46 PM): ha
Chris (5:21:48 PM): no
Chris (5:21:54 PM): um ive been eating lots of cake
Chris (5:22:13 PM): i discovered that i actually do have a fear of airplanes
Chris (5:22:23 PM): but i like airports cause they have good air quality
Me (5:22:44 PM): wow. that was interesting.
Chris (5:22:45 PM): i wish pittsburgh had an ocean
Chris (5:22:48 PM): but it doesnt
Me (5:22:56 PM): well, you can always imagine
Chris (5:23:09 PM): its just not the same
Me (5:24:00 PM): what can i say? pittsburgh sucks in location. you should use your magic powers and nudge it over to the atlantic.
Chris (5:24:34 PM): how about the pacific
Chris (5:24:38 PM): i prefer the pacifi
Chris (5:24:39 PM): c
Chris (5:24:48 PM): but that would take more concentration
Lauren (5:53:18 PM): haha i have the sopranos 4th season here
Lauren (5:54:03 PM): it's a good show
Me (5:54:15 PM): never saw it
Lauren (5:54:47 PM): it's like...
Lauren (5:54:47 PM): hmm
Lauren (5:54:54 PM): this is a sin to compare it to this
Lauren (5:54:58 PM): but like a soap opera
Me (5:55:04 PM): haha
Me (5:55:17 PM): an italian soap
Lauren (5:55:19 PM): but once you figure everyone out
Lauren (5:55:22 PM): haha
Me (5:55:24 PM): yeah, true
Lauren (5:55:30 PM): an intellectual violent italian soap
Lauren (5:55:31 PM): like one night
Lauren (5:55:35 PM): it all clicked for me
Lauren (5:55:39 PM): i figured everyone out
Lauren (5:55:46 PM): and i ended up watching the entire 4th season in one night
Lauren (5:55:52 PM): i started it at 8 at night
Lauren (5:55:54 PM): and ended at like 300 in the morning
Me (5:55:56 PM): omg, you are a fanatic
Me (5:56:01 PM): but that's cool
Me (5:56:06 PM): like a REALLY long movie
Lauren (5:57:15 PM): not really
Lauren (5:57:18 PM): my parents are fanatics
Me (5:57:35 PM): i guess it's genetic then
Lauren (5:57:41 PM): like they bought a pirated version from a guy at a video store just to watch the show before it came out on dvd
Lauren (5:57:49 PM): because we dont wanna pay for hbo for just one show
Lauren (5:58:01 PM): no they didn't buy it
Lauren (5:58:05 PM): the guy let them borrow it
Lauren (5:58:10 PM): that's why it wasn't "illegal"
Lauren (5:58:12 PM): you know
Me (5:58:53 PM): well, i didn't say anything. ::wink::
Lauren (5:59:47 PM): haha
Lauren (6:00:55 PM): i dunno
Lauren (6:01:04 PM): the characters are so well thought out and so complex
Lauren (6:01:06 PM): it's just awesome
Lauren (6:01:12 PM): the relationships are realistic
Lauren (6:01:24 PM): the psychosis of some of the characters is right on the dot
Me (6:01:25 PM): a realistic soap opera?
Me (6:01:28 PM): never!
Lauren (6:01:41 PM): it's not a soap opera
Lauren (6:01:41 PM): lol
Lauren (6:02:03 PM): i've heard people say that they can't watch it becuase it's too real to them
Me (6:02:29 PM): they must be overwhelmed by the news, then
Lauren (6:03:31 PM): hahhahhaa
Lauren (6:03:44 PM): well i guess that people are "associated with the mob"
Me (6:04:20 PM): oh, so mobs are more real than.... local murders?
Me (6:04:22 PM): hmph
Lauren (6:06:01 PM): lol yah
Lauren (6:25:49 PM): and since i'm a child of the internet
Lauren (6:25:53 PM): or maybe an older sister
Lauren (6:25:55 PM): haha i dunno
Me (6:25:58 PM): haha
Me (6:26:14 PM): when was the internet made?
Lauren (6:26:18 PM): ummm
Lauren (6:26:22 PM): wanna get technical?
Lauren (6:26:26 PM): in the 1950s
Lauren (6:26:31 PM): no
Me (6:26:34 PM): oh. oh. well...
Lauren (6:26:41 PM): yeah 50s or something
Lauren (6:26:43 PM): yeah
Lauren (6:26:45 PM): but ok
Me (6:26:56 PM): okay, then child
Lauren (6:27:00 PM): i'm talking about the birth of the netscape browser and yahoo
Me (6:27:01 PM): def. child of internet
Me (6:27:04 PM): oh
Me (6:27:06 PM): well....
Me (6:27:08 PM): that's different
Lauren (6:27:11 PM): which was like 94 or something
Lauren (6:27:12 PM): 95
Me (6:27:31 PM): oh, then i think the family tree is messed up and you're.... the child and sister of the interenet
Lauren (6:27:38 PM): hhahahaha
Me (6:27:45 PM): have you ever heard of the song "i'm my own grandpaw"?
Lauren (6:28:18 PM): haha no?
Lauren (6:28:19 PM): lol
Me (6:28:25 PM): well, it's interesting:
Me (6:28:31 PM): it's like, there's this guy, you know
Lauren (6:28:39 PM): yeah
Me (6:28:50 PM): and he married this older woman
Lauren (6:28:50 PM): like oedipus? or however you spell his name
Me (6:28:54 PM): no!
Me (6:28:55 PM): no nono
Lauren (6:28:57 PM): married his mom or.. i dunno
Lauren (6:28:57 PM): ok
Me (6:29:10 PM): he was married, then widowed, then remarried
Me (6:29:30 PM): so he remarried an older woman while he already had a daughter
Me (6:29:34 PM): from his first marriage
Lauren (6:29:36 PM): uh huh
Me (6:29:54 PM): the older woman had a daughter of her own
Me (6:30:00 PM): who was relatively young
Me (6:30:10 PM): and the first guy's dad is lonely, see?
Me (6:30:23 PM): and he fell in love withhis son's wife's daughter
Me (6:30:28 PM): and he married her
Lauren (6:30:33 PM): so his daughter in law
Me (6:30:40 PM): and that's how the guy became his own grandpa
Lauren (6:30:40 PM): he married his daughter in law
Me (6:30:43 PM): yeah
Me (6:30:48 PM): did i say that right?
Lauren (6:30:55 PM): but wouldn't that be his own dad?
Lauren (6:30:58 PM): rather than grandpa
Me (6:31:16 PM): ummm....
Lauren (6:31:49 PM): ohh wiat
Lauren (6:31:55 PM): hold on i have to read this a couple times
Me (6:32:00 PM): okay
Lauren (6:32:00 PM): ok ok so it's like
Me (6:32:04 PM): you figur eit out
Me (6:32:06 PM): haha
Lauren (6:32:07 PM): i'm married to john who's 19
Lauren (6:32:11 PM): and he dies from drinking too much
Lauren (6:32:23 PM): and then i marry stephen
Lauren (6:32:26 PM): who's 50
Lauren (6:32:30 PM): and he has a son
Me (6:32:45 PM): and your mom....
Me (6:33:04 PM): yeah, cuz then...
Lauren (6:33:05 PM): and my mom wants to marry his son?
Me (6:33:18 PM): yeah
Me (6:33:26 PM): and your father's wife
Me (6:33:30 PM): 's father
Lauren (6:33:32 PM): so my mom becomes her own grandma
Me (6:33:35 PM): i mean mother
Lauren (6:33:37 PM): hahaha
Me (6:33:37 PM): is you
Me (6:33:39 PM): haha
Lauren (6:33:59 PM): that's so complex
Me (6:33:59 PM): i got confused with gender
Me (6:34:02 PM): i know!
Lauren (6:34:05 PM): haha i do sometimes too
Lauren (6:34:06 PM): lol
Me (6:34:13 PM): and then picture your mom and your son having a baby
Me (6:34:16 PM): that's how the song ends
Me (6:34:18 PM): or something
Lauren (6:35:42 PM): gross
Lauren (6:35:49 PM): i wouldn't let my mom do that
Me (6:36:51 PM): haha, like you can stop love
Me (6:36:59 PM): com'on she's lonely cuz her husband died
Lauren (6:37:05 PM): hahaha
Lauren (6:37:10 PM): awww no
Lauren (6:37:13 PM): my daddy can't die
Lauren (6:37:17 PM): that's a horrid thought
Me (6:37:33 PM): well, it's just a song. theoretically...
Lauren (6:37:39 PM): hahaha
Me (6:37:39 PM): if your dad dies
Me (6:37:44 PM): and all that happened...
Me (6:37:52 PM): would you ruin your mom's happiness?
Lauren (6:37:52 PM): ohhh
Me (6:39:58 PM): ohh.... yes? well, i'm going to search for that song
Me (6:40:03 PM): i read about it somewhere
Lauren (6:40:22 PM): haha ok
Me (6:41:05 PM): oh! it's a real song:
Me (6:41:17 PM): In the '30s, Latham had a group, the Jesters, on network radio; their specialties were bits of spoken humor and novelty songs. While reading a book of Mark Twain anecdotes, he once found a paragraph in which Twain proved it would be possible for a man to become his own grandfather. In 1947, Latham and Jaffe expanded the idea into a song, which became a hit for Lonzo and Oscar. It's also one of the songs on Michael Cooney's album of songs for children. The published words located and shown below do not exactly match those sung in the .wav file.
Me (6:41:27 PM): Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they, too, were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my step-mother.
My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grand-child, 'cause he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
(This has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw)
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
Chorus
I'm my own grandpaw
I'm my own grandpaw
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpaw.
Lauren (6:41:44 PM): woah
Lauren (6:41:47 PM): what kind of song is this
Me (6:42:06 PM): haha, probably a bad one
Lauren (6:45:43 PM): lol you'd know more than i would
Me (6:46:17 PM): i guess. you never know.
Me (6:46:23 PM): maybe you're telepathetic
Me (6:46:28 PM): haha a melissa term
Lauren (6:47:34 PM): hahaha
Lauren (6:47:42 PM): telepathic is a melissa term?
Me (6:48:14 PM): no "telepathetic"
Me (6:48:19 PM): there's another syllable in there
Me (6:48:24 PM): i think it's clever
Lauren (6:48:27 PM): hahaha
Me (6:48:30 PM): she calls me that all the time
Lauren (6:48:32 PM): HHAHAHA
Me to Krista (6:44:10 PM): :) yes, anywhere but here must be fun.... except maybe florida
Me (6:44:14 PM): and the middle east
Me (6:44:15 PM): ...
Krista (6:46:26 PM): so how's school? has senioritis hit yet?
Me (6:46:46 PM): senioritis - it hit before school even started
Me (8:39:41 PM): yo
Josh (8:39:52 PM): yo?
Me (8:40:01 PM): yeah, the slang term for "hello"
Josh (8:40:18 PM): I know what it is... I was baffled you said it
Me (8:40:44 PM): oh, well then... "wasssssup??"
Me (8:40:51 PM): and "all that jazz"
Me (8:41:32 PM): umm.. "fart"
Me (8:41:33 PM): haha
Josh (8:46:30 PM): wow
Josh (8:46:34 PM): you're crazy tonight
Me (9:08:05 PM): "shazaam"
Me (9:08:14 PM): ((haha, just thought of that one))
Josh (9:08:18 PM): what's shazaam?
Me (9:08:24 PM): you know... umm..
Josh (9:10:28 PM): no I don't
Josh (9:10:30 PM): that's why I would like you to tell me
Me (9:10:42 PM): haha, i was asking for some input from my friend on where it's from
Josh (9:11:05 PM): oooh
Me (9:11:23 PM): Lauren (9:08:53 PM): foxy cleopatra
Lauren (9:09:00 PM): i mean
Lauren (9:09:05 PM): foxy brown
Lauren (9:09:15 PM): female detective from the 70s
Me (9:11:25 PM): apparently
Me (9:11:36 PM): but that's no thow i say "shazaam"
Josh (9:11:39 PM): apparently
Me (9:11:40 PM): i say it like...
Me (9:11:49 PM): sha- ZAAAAMM
Me (9:11:52 PM): it's.... weirder
Me (9:12:05 PM): i think it's from soemthing else
Me (9:12:08 PM): but i don't know what
Josh (9:14:39 PM): ooooh
Josh (9:14:40 PM): I remember
Me (9:15:01 PM): really???!!
Josh (9:15:09 PM): there was a movie with Shaq called Shazam and he was a genie
Me (9:15:23 PM): yes!! i remember shaq sayin that!
Me (9:15:28 PM): haha, and i remember the movie
Me (9:15:30 PM): i think
Me (9:16:02 PM): that was a LONG time ago
Me (9:16:14 PM): yeah, i say it freakishly weird
Me (9:16:21 PM): and i like it
Josh (9:16:57 PM): yeah of course
Lauren (8:03:44 PM): highschool sucks
Me (8:04:30 PM): you can say that again (but don't)
Lauren (8:04:50 PM): lol ok
Lauren (8:04:58 PM): it wastes so much of your life it's unreal
Lauren (8:06:26 PM): i mean like... you don't need to be at school everyday
Lauren (8:07:08 PM): tell me how many of your ap classes give you "free time"
Lauren (8:07:15 PM): add up how much free time you have
Lauren (8:07:22 PM): and i guarantee you it's like mroe than 1/2 of your day
Me (8:07:23 PM): haha, just today
Me (8:07:27 PM): double period of "free"
Lauren (8:07:44 PM): yeah.. see
Lauren (8:07:45 PM): it's stupid
Me (8:08:07 PM): oh, and there was a firs drill today
Me (8:08:13 PM): there goes 5 minutes of my life
Me (8:08:23 PM): unless, of course, it actually saves me from death
Lauren (8:09:41 PM): hahaha
Lauren (8:21:41 PM): do you know what the prefix "las" means in spanish
Lauren (8:21:48 PM): i keep meaning to ask the spanish scholars
Lauren (8:21:58 PM): or los
Lauren (8:22:07 PM): those are gender based prefixes, no?
Me (8:22:34 PM): si
Me (8:22:38 PM): plural
Lauren (8:22:43 PM): ok so what do they mean
Lauren (8:22:45 PM): so like
Lauren (8:22:49 PM): basically what i'm getting at is
Lauren (8:22:54 PM): is LA named after you guys?
Lauren (8:23:04 PM): is your dad secretly the creater of that infamous city
Lauren (8:23:13 PM): creator, i mena
Me (8:23:14 PM): haha, that would be.... weird
Lauren (8:23:18 PM): hahaha
Me (8:23:21 PM): and kinda... impossible
Lauren (8:23:23 PM): aww
Me (8:24:26 PM): yeah, i'm disappointed too
Me (8:24:31 PM): it's like "the angels"
Me (8:24:48 PM): but.... you can always imagine that it happened that way
Lauren (8:25:05 PM): haha
Lauren (8:25:06 PM): i will
Lauren (8:25:11 PM): so that's why he's going onlin
Lauren (8:25:12 PM): e
Lauren (8:25:17 PM): he's playing "sim city" for real
Me (8:26:01 PM): hmm.. i have no idea why my dad wants to go on the internet. prob. to do his work for.... work. i don't know why he works at home too
Me (8:26:02 PM): ??
Lauren (8:26:12 PM): lol
Lauren (8:26:20 PM): quote yourself on that
Me (8:27:37 PM): why?? that's not very funny....
Lauren (8:27:45 PM): hahaha yah it is
Lauren (8:27:50 PM): "do his work for.... work"
Lauren (8:27:55 PM): lol
Lauren (8:27:57 PM): you never hear
Me (8:28:01 PM): but that's what...
Lauren (8:28:02 PM): "do his play for work"
Me (8:28:04 PM): he does!
Lauren (8:28:06 PM): lol
Me (8:28:11 PM): but that makes no sense
Lauren (8:28:12 PM): oh well
Me (8:28:15 PM): haha
Lauren (8:28:28 PM): perfect sense
Lauren (8:28:36 PM): it would be hysterical if he talked to me on im
Lauren (8:28:42 PM): melissa would probably kill him
Lauren (8:28:43 PM): lol
Me (8:29:21 PM): omg! it would be hysterical cuz he only uses 2 fingers and he looks up and down
Me (8:29:24 PM): it's so bad
Me (8:29:30 PM): his grammar is the way he speaks
Me (8:29:37 PM): and he's be so slow replying
Lauren (8:29:37 PM): lol
Lauren (8:29:38 PM): awesome
Me (8:29:48 PM): he always asks me to type for him
Lauren (8:29:51 PM): ohhh
Me (8:29:56 PM): and that's prob. what would happen
Lauren (8:29:56 PM): that'd be even funnier
Lauren (8:29:59 PM): hahaha
Me (8:43:33 PM): so what do YOU think about sporks?
Lauren (8:44:07 PM): they make me feel alienated from reality
Me (8:44:15 PM): really?
Me (8:44:22 PM): that's not what i get from them
Lauren (8:44:23 PM): yeah
Lauren (8:44:25 PM): well
Lauren (8:44:28 PM): i feel like
Lauren (8:44:35 PM): "they're so weird, but there are so many of them here"
Lauren (8:44:37 PM): like
Lauren (8:44:41 PM): i'm outnumbered
Lauren (8:44:59 PM): and if there are so many of them and only one of me.. and their weird.. but since there are a lot of them
Lauren (8:45:02 PM): weird isn't applicable
Lauren (8:45:04 PM): so i feel ... weird
Lauren (8:45:06 PM): and alienated
Lauren (8:45:09 PM): make sense?
Me (8:45:16 PM): umm... because of SPORKS?
Lauren (8:45:27 PM): yeah
Me (8:45:30 PM): it's not like you have to use all of the sporks in the world
Me (8:45:37 PM): that makes... no sense
Lauren (8:46:09 PM): i know
Lauren (8:46:16 PM): but when you go to kfc or something
Lauren (8:46:22 PM): and pick one out from the box
Lauren (8:46:30 PM): they're all just staring at you like "it's not that bad"
Lauren (8:46:37 PM): the fusion of spoon and fork
Lauren (8:46:40 PM): it's second nature to them
Me (8:48:19 PM): well.... see... now i havent' seen a lot of sporks. i've only seen them given at an airport food court. i took a lot cuz i didn't know when i'd see them and get to own one again. and it's not their fault.... they were made that way. they couldn't control it.
Lauren (8:49:07 PM): we need a special spork olympics
Lauren (8:49:27 PM): see if they can withstand the test of being used to eat mashed potatoes, salad, and fried chicken
Me (8:49:44 PM): haha. at the same time
Lauren (8:49:49 PM): hahaha
Lauren (9:06:37 PM): woah i just put an intense amount of mouthwash in
Lauren (9:06:40 PM): well... my mouth
Lauren (9:06:49 PM): it burned pretty bad
Lauren (9:06:53 PM): but i like the mint taste
Lauren (9:07:04 PM): so i'll probably do it again once the inflammation goes down
Lauren (9:07:16 PM): that's weird that our gums get inflamed when we do that
Lauren (9:07:25 PM): that means that our immune system is respondinb
Me (9:07:27 PM): hmm... yes. sure.
Lauren (9:07:27 PM): but to waht
Lauren (9:07:30 PM): ..interesting
Me (9:07:35 PM): umm... to the freshness?
Lauren (9:07:45 PM): no
Me (9:08:44 PM): hey, where is "shazaam" from?
Lauren (9:14:14 PM): hahaha << no clue
Me (9:14:29 PM): well, it happens to the best of us
Lauren (9:14:34 PM): yeah
Me (9:15:42 PM): omg: Josh (9:14:40 PM): I remember
Me (9:15:01 PM): really???!!
Josh (9:15:09 PM): there was a movie with Shaq called Shazam and he was a genie
Me (9:15:46 PM): THAT's it!
Lauren (9:16:21 PM): ohhhh
Lauren (9:16:25 PM): there was
Lauren (9:16:32 PM): a song by kool and the gang
Lauren (9:16:37 PM): called "open sesame"
Lauren (9:16:41 PM): and they say it in there, too
Lauren (9:16:45 PM): it's like all disco
Me (9:16:53 PM): huh. nope, that's not it
Me (9:16:54 PM): haha
Me (9:16:58 PM): that's crazy
Lauren (9:16:59 PM): and it goes "get down with the geeeneeee .... SHAZAM!"
Me (9:17:10 PM): haha!
Me (9:17:17 PM): ::burst out laughing::
Me (9:17:22 PM): htat's so stupid!
Lauren (9:18:07 PM): haha it's a good song
Me (9:10:07 PM): yeah, my dad doesn't like the male gender tlaking to his daughters
Me (9:10:09 PM): ::sigh::
Emily (9:11:05 PM): aww yeah my dad is the same
Emily (9:11:13 PM): but he cant do anything about it now
Me (9:12:25 PM): heehee ::evil laugh::
Me (9:12:33 PM): that's what college is for
Me (9:12:37 PM): that & education
Emily (9:18:03 PM): yeah i kno that's the truth
Me (7:56:29 PM): hey, are those the dorms that are freezing?
Aly (7:56:46 PM): yeah.. mine is really cold. haha there are only 2 that have air and mine is one of them
Me (7:57:09 PM): i bet you rub it in everyone else's faces
Aly (7:57:38 PM): i do.. haha
Aly (7:57:56 PM): i am always like is your room air conditioned? and they are like no.. and i go oh that sucks
Me (7:58:28 PM): and they go all "i hate you"
Me (7:58:31 PM): hah
Me (7:58:32 PM): a
Aly (7:58:33 PM): they do.. lmao
Aly (9:01:30 PM): lol dork
Me (9:03:06 PM): thanks. you helped my self confidence lower from here ::low to the ground:: to here ::on hte ground::
Aly (9:03:55 PM): lmao i love u
Me (9:04:28 PM): well, you better start acting like it!
Aly (9:04:40 PM): lmao
Me (9:05:26 PM): you know what? you seem to be "laughing your ass off" a lot. you should have no butt now.
Aly (9:05:39 PM): lol
Me (9:05:54 PM): there you go "laughing out loud" again
Me (9:06:00 PM): you are laughing A LOT
Me (9:06:06 PM): i'm not even funny
Aly (9:06:23 PM): i do laugh a lot u are funny tho
Aly (9:06:25 PM): haha
Me (9:07:05 PM): why thank you. ::self confidence rising::
Aly (9:07:19 PM): good
Aly (9:30:03 PM): u are goody
Aly (9:30:06 PM): *goofy
Me (9:30:24 PM): haha, i was like "goody"?
Aly (9:30:35 PM): i kno i read it after i typed it.. iw as like wtf
Me (9:30:41 PM): haha
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Auto response from Me (1:38:58 PM): Don't you get so annoyed when people leave away messages? I mean, if they're away, why don't they just sign off? Stupid people.
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Brian (1:38:58 PM): some of us only pretend to be away
Marissa: u always make me laugh..
Me: hey, that's mean
Me: i'm not funny looking
Marissa: o yea u r ;-)
Me: okay, you've gone too far
Me: there was a line that you shouldnt' cross, and that was it
Me: it's called perephial
Me: vision
Marissa: u can't spell!!
Me: i know
Marissa: so there!
Marissa: & u look down when u type.
Me: i suck at typing
Marissa: u dork!
Me: yeah
Me: i know\
Marissa: u know it!
Me: shut up
Me: your jokes aren't funny
Marissa: ur stupid.
Marissa: i HATE YOU!
Me: oh, that's a great comeback
Marissa: & i thought u were family.
Me: well, that makes sense cuz i AM your sister
Me: back
Brian: front
Me: left
Brian: right
Me: wrong
Brian: in
Me: out
Brian: up
Me: down
Brian: god this is boring
Me: well, you started it
Brian: no, you did
Me: i thought i got you with "wrong"
Brian: you said back
Brian: you did
Brian: *gives you a cookie*
Me: thank you. it's about time.
Brian: hmph
Brian: *takes half back*
Me: you can't take it back when i've already eaten it
Brian: you dint say
Brian: *eats my half*
Me: because i was chewing
Brian: liar
Brian: you deserve no cookie
Me: what? how would you know?
Brian: *takes theother half too*
Me: you know what?!
Brian: its my cookie, of course i know
Me: well, you GAVE it to me
Me: so it's MINE
Brian: but it turned out that you didnt deserve it, so obviously if you never reeally deserved it i never really would have given it to you
Me: BUT, the fact that you DID give it to me makes me OWNER of the cookie
Me: honestly.
Brian: look it it logically
Brian: given that if you dotn deserve a cookie, i wont give you one
Brian: if you never deserve a cookie, i'd never have given you one
Me: but, given that you THOUGHT i deserved it at that time made you instinctively give it to me.
Me: and so you did
Brian: and sicne you dont, the cookie never really changed ownership
Me: and i took it
Brian: it onyl appeared to
Me: you can't take back gifts
Brian: just like you only appearded to deserve it
Me: okay, let's just say that i have a cookie that i don't deserve, but since it's in y possession, it's mine
Me: fair?
Brian: no, if you dotn deserve a cookie it never enters your possesion
Brian: even if it appears to
Brian: its Quantum Cookie Theory
Me: this is not some "magical" cookie
Me: goodness gracious
Me: it's ONE freaking cookie
Me: fine. ::throws up the internet cookie:: ::puts magical cookie back together:: here you go.
Brian: no, its a hypothetical cookie
Me: well, hypothetical or not, it's a cookie. you shouldn't be so possessive.
Me: i ate it, remember
Me: ?
Brian: how do you eat a hypothetical cookie
Me: i hypothetically eat it.
Me: in a hypothetical world.
Me: of hypothetical cookies
Me (11:15:29 PM): i love window shopping
Me (11:15:34 PM): not really into buying
Kelley (11:15:47 PM): lol i wish i could do that...i need to buy all the time! even if i don't want it!
me lynn duh (11:16:15 PM): omg, how can you buy something if you don't want it?
Kelley (11:16:51 PM): lol i don't know! i need that new shopping pill! lol
Me (11:17:21 PM): wow, i was like, "there's a pill for that?" and then i was like... "oh...."
Kelley (11:17:46 PM): lol acutally i think there is!!!! lol
Me (11:18:43 PM): woah. and i thought that we (humans and general) created everything...
Me (11:18:49 PM): *in general
Me (11:18:58 PM): what the heck is up with me and typos today?
Kelley (11:19:11 PM): lol
Lauren (11:14:46 PM): your italian bread boy imed me today
Me (11:14:59 PM): omg, bread boy
Lauren (11:25:31 PM): walk over to her house
Me (11:25:41 PM): haha, Suuuuuurrreeee
Me (11:25:48 PM): because i walk... to places
Me (11:25:51 PM): ::sarcasm::
Lauren (11:26:52 PM): haha
Lauren (11:26:54 PM): well i do
Me (11:27:33 PM): that's good. way to get your exercise
Lauren (11:27:50 PM): i dont have a choice
Me (11:29:14 PM): oh, yeah, that's right. well, then. i guess that sucks for you.
Me (11:32:45 PM): anyway, guess what? (and you have to guess, so then the conversation would last longer)
Lauren (11:33:12 PM): ok lets do this with a q and a
Lauren (11:33:17 PM): you.. got something?
Me (11:33:45 PM): what the heck? got something? that's so vague.
Lauren (11:34:03 PM): well you say "yah... ok you're getting warmer"
Me (11:34:48 PM): well, you started at absolute zero. now you're at... say... california basking in the shade.
Me (11:34:51 PM): in the summer.
Lauren (11:36:15 PM): ok
Lauren (11:36:15 PM): ummm
Lauren (11:37:02 PM): umm
Lauren (11:37:08 PM): does it use a battery
Me (11:37:17 PM): no definitely not.
Me (11:37:32 PM): you know what, you should specify "got something"
Lauren (11:38:17 PM): ohh
Lauren (11:38:24 PM): did you get a service performed for you
Lauren (11:38:26 PM): or an object
Lauren (11:38:33 PM): or were you enlightened
Me (11:38:46 PM): omg, now you're in an air conditioned room
Me (11:39:06 PM): umm... i... "got" some THING, like an actual object
Me (11:39:20 PM): but there's a better word to replace "got"
Me (11:39:31 PM): you know what, i mught be confusing you instead
Lauren (11:40:34 PM): bought?
Lauren (11:40:37 PM): recieved?
Me (11:40:55 PM): received as in...
Lauren (11:41:01 PM): given as a gift?
Me (11:41:15 PM): eck. okay, i won something
Lauren (11:41:20 PM): lol
Lauren (11:41:24 PM): Cool
Lauren (11:41:27 PM): what is it
Me (11:41:35 PM): well, it doesn't have batteries.
Lauren (11:41:40 PM): tickets?
Lauren (11:41:41 PM): to
Lauren (11:41:50 PM): jepoardy
Me (11:42:14 PM): haha! no. but when you said "tickets" i was like, "wow, you're telepathetic"
Me (11:42:22 PM): not jeopardy, though
Lauren (11:42:24 PM): lol
Lauren (11:42:26 PM): ohh
Lauren (11:42:27 PM): umm
Lauren (11:42:34 PM): to a play?
Me (11:42:56 PM): a pre-recorded play that's shown on a BIG screen
Me (11:43:02 PM): in an air-conditioned room
Me (11:43:05 PM): with other ppl
Me (11:43:08 PM): watching
Me (11:43:33 PM): usually accompanied with popcorn eating
Me (11:43:46 PM): and annoying whispering/talking
Me (11:43:57 PM): with big heads in front of you
Me (11:44:06 PM): at all of the strategically wrong places
Lauren (11:44:26 PM): ohh
Lauren (11:44:31 PM): to a movie preview?
Me (11:44:40 PM): yes! yes!
Lauren (11:54:17 PM): i have the enitre album online
Lauren (11:54:35 PM): the cd's not being released in america until october
Lauren (11:54:42 PM): but it's being released in japan on wednesday
Me (11:55:29 PM): wow, you're quite the "go-getter" with the early song-getting or whatever. i need a bigger vocabulary.
Lauren (11:55:39 PM): hahaha
Lauren (11:55:42 PM): "pirate"
Lauren (11:55:45 PM): does that work
Me (11:56:21 PM): oh yeah, you're quite the go-getter with the pirated music.
Me (11:56:31 PM): wow, that sentence got shorter
Lauren (11:57:04 PM): lol
Me (12:33:11 AM): what the frick? i'm trying to read this code to find out an e-mail address
and it's irritating me.
Lauren (12:33:23 AM): lol
Lauren (12:33:26 AM): sux0r {{this FINALLY made sense later... see below AIM convos}}
Brain (1:20:54 AM): its past your bedtime
Me (1:21:11 AM): well, it depends. how would you knowwhat my bedtime is?
Me (1:21:19 AM): and, then, shouldn't YOU be asleep?
Brain (1:21:26 AM): dont sass me
Brain (1:25:00 AM): truth
Me (1:26:02 AM): word.
Me (1:26:04 AM): ??
Brain (1:26:36 AM): what
Me (1:26:53 AM): what the heck did "truth" mean?
Brain (1:27:37 AM): that is true
Brain (1:27:40 AM): you are right
Brain (1:27:48 AM): i just say "truth"
Brain (1:27:52 AM): cause im hip
Me (1:28:17 AM): oh, well, then that's why i said "word". because i'm "hip". and "happenin'"
Brain (1:29:12 AM): bully fer ye
Me (1:29:30 AM): okay, i have no idea what you were trying to say there.
Me (1:29:32 AM): word.
Brain (1:30:16 AM): its british vernacular for good for you
Me (1:30:41 AM): well, "i bite my thumb at you, sir."
Brain (1:31:33 AM): 'ere now, bugger off ye logger-headed bumperkin
Me (1:32:03 AM): effin ell. clobber your trap.
Me (1:32:09 AM): omg, i'm so bad at this....
Brain (1:32:30 AM): H4H4, U N00B
Me (1:32:47 AM): noob?
Brain (1:32:47 AM): ;-)
Brain (1:32:55 AM): j4
Brain (1:33:13 AM): 1 W1LL R0XX0R U
Brain (1:33:25 AM): its leet-speak
Brain (1:33:31 AM): for computer nerds
Me (1:33:40 AM): roxxor? well, i got h4h4
Me (1:33:44 AM): which isn't much
Brain (1:34:10 AM): noob is ike newbie
Brain (1:34:18 AM): soemone who deosnt know what they are doing
Me (1:34:21 AM): haha
Brain (1:34:26 AM): roxxor is like i will rock you
Me (1:34:33 AM): that's what i thought.
Me (1:34:34 AM): ....
Brain (1:34:40 AM): l4m4
Me (1:34:51 AM): hmm... i H* TH15
Me (1:34:58 AM): *H8
Me (1:35:08 AM): i can't believe i messed that up
Brain (1:35:17 AM): heh... noob
Brain (1:35:19 AM): ;-)
Me (1:35:38 AM): U SUX
Brain (1:35:47 AM): its "suxxor"
Me (1:36:03 AM): okay, SUXXOR
Me (1:36:11 AM): so "OR" is "you"?
Brain (1:36:24 AM): no
Brain (1:36:32 AM): just sounds cooler i guess
Me (1:36:56 AM): okay, i H8 THIS0R
Brain (1:37:02 AM): HAHA
Brain (1:37:03 AM): FORGET IT
Me to Lauren (1:54:29 AM): wow, i'm bored. so here's a random message.
Me (1:55:03 AM): messege? did i say massage? masage? mesege? i think it's messege. well
Me (1:55:05 AM): msg
Me (1:55:07 AM): 'night
Me (1:56:23 AM): oh! mAssage?
Me (1:56:29 AM): so i really mean message.
Me (1:56:31 AM): yeah
Me (1:56:34 AM): well, it's early
Me (1:56:49 AM): see? i make no sense
Me (1:56:52 AM): la-ti-da
Me (1:56:56 AM): 'night, again
Me (1:52:32 AM): so it's approx. 1:00 am where you are?
Kat (1:52:41 AM): yuh
Me (1:52:51 AM): why aren't you sleeping?
Kat (1:55:07 AM): dunno
Me (1:55:14 AM): good answer
Kat (1:55:20 AM): yup yup
Kat (1:55:25 AM): actuall i was fixin 2
Me (1:55:33 AM): haha, "fixin"
Kat (1:55:35 AM): haha
Kat (1:55:41 AM): yuh im southern
Me (1:56:00 AM): haha, well, i'm not making fun. i wanna use it as part of my vocab now
Kat (1:58:01 AM): haha
Kat (1:58:05 AM): go ahead
Kat (1:58:36 AM): gotta go
Me (1:58:39 AM): okay, it's good that you're "fixin" to go to bed, but i wasn't
Me (1:58:40 AM): okay
Me (1:58:42 AM): 'night
Kat (1:58:48 AM): haha
Kat (1:58:53 AM): byes
Me: it's getting a bit TOO cold in here
Lauren: u think that after living in pittsburgh for 17 years.. you'd get used to COLD
Me: yes, but computer lab cold?
Me: and, hey, it's 16 years
Lauren: ohh sry
Me: darn tootin
Me: you better get it right
Lauren: well technically 17
Me: in a month
Lauren: when did you mom get pregnant
Lauren: ok so
Lauren: over 17 years
Lauren: yah
Lauren: see
Me: fine, gettign all TECHNICAL
Lauren: lol
Me: and I never got my mom pregnant
Me: goodness
Me: that's sick!
Lauren: eww no
Lauren: but i mean
Lauren: when she was pregnant with you
Lauren: well this is where abortion debates come in
Lauren: but technically
Lauren: wouldn't your "birthday" be when like... yeah
Lauren: ok maybe i should stop thinking about that
Me: haha! no "birthday" is different from "conception day"
Lauren: so
Lauren: when's your "Conception day?"
Lauren: hahaha
Lauren: it's like having two birthdays
Lauren: how about
Lauren: for conception day you buy your parents presents
Lauren: and then on your birthday
Lauren: they uby you presents
Me: haha!!!!!
Me: brilliant idea!
Me: you should bring that to hallmark
Lauren: OMG
Lauren: could you see those cards?
Me: ewwww
Me: no! i don't want to
Lauren: hahahahhaa
Lauren: "thanks, mom and dad,, for... u know"
Lauren: then they open it up
Lauren: with all of these hearts and flowers
Lauren: and it says
Lauren: "for bringing me into this world"
Me: haha! aww! that's so sweet
Lauren: lol
Lauren: one day
Lauren: it will be celebrated
Me: omg, and that day, all of humanity would have failed.
Lauren: why
Me: because, that would mark the event when people celebrate anything and everything. oh, "day you stopped picking your nose" anniversary will have a card. trees will be destroyed. time would be wasted. the human race will never go on.
Me: anyway, conception day
Me: so, that's a mix of father and mother's days?
Lauren: yah
Me: but, what if there was more thanone child? then all of these dates would have to be remembered
Me: and with the divorce rates
Me: and widowing
Me: it'd be tough
Me: which is what i was trying to get at
Lauren: hmm yah
Lauren: well if you had one parent
Lauren: you could still do it
Lauren: i mean
Lauren: if there were 6 kids
Lauren: you'd remember all of their birthdays if you were a parent
Lauren: and only 1 kid has to get the presents
Me: wait, you just said that one kid out of six gets presents
Me: what is that?
Lauren: nooooo
Lauren: like
Lauren: give the present to mom and dad
Lauren: or just mom
Lauren: or just dad
Lauren: but if your parents are gay
Lauren: then you can't really do that
Me: adoption day!
Lauren: hmmm YEAH
Me: omg, there can't be a "day" for everything!
Lauren: people celebrate that now anyways
Lauren: hahaha
Lauren: but there is
Me: which was my point up above
Lauren: yeah....
Me: yes, the end of humanity
Lauren: i don't understand the end of humanity thing
Me: even when you read my little paragraph?
Lauren: lol no
Me: well, com'on no trees... too many celebrations
Me: sooner or later we'll all die as drunks
Me: or with cake-sugar highs
Lauren: lol you're so wacky
Me: haha, okay. cool. :brr:: cold
Michele: maybe u need a fleece Shaler Titans blanket
Michele: Susan Fisher would be happy
Me: haha, yes! but they are, like, $50 or something
Michele: i know...who wants to spend that on SHALER merchandise
Me: seriously... if only to burn it later
Michele: NOW THERE"S POSITIVE SCHOOL SPIRIT
Michele: sorry for the caps
Me: haha! well, it gets your point across
Me: cold, cold, cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ::hugging myself::
Me: i must look like i'm crazy
Michele: geezz....are u typing with ur toes or what?!!
Me: no, my toes were frozen first. i took a break from hugging.
Me: haha
Michele: lol...u better be careful...you can't lose your filanges
Michele: are those toes or fingers......or both?
Me: oh, umm.. well, iguess i don't know. i'd guess both?
Me: oh! did you see? i have THREE pages of AIM convos now
Michele: i did...thats a very nice accomplishment
Michele: i still haven't uploaded my convos yet
Michele: then there's that whole editing process
Me: i think i need to delete some that don't make any sense
Me: yes!
Me: see?
Me: we're like this ::crossing fingers::
Michele: huh? why are u crossing fingers?
Me: because we're like that
Me: crossed fingers
Me: you know?
Michele: ok
Michele: thats cool
Michele: yeah....like waiting in apprehension?
Me: no. like... we're "connected" like this : crossed fingers
Michele: OOOOOOOHHHH i get it!
Me: yes!
Me: score!
Me: kudos again
Michele: i am getting lots of kudos...what type of food should I send u?
Me: um... steak.
Me: :-)
Michele: i'll send u cashews cuz thats what i am eating right now
Michele: steak?
Me: haha
Michele: thats perishable
Me: yeah
Me: well,,
Me: you can freeze it
Me: and i can cook it
Michele: you are frozen
Me: or, it can be the temp of this room right now
Michele: you could just hold it
Me: hmm... i guess i could do that
Michele: lol
Michele: and good luck with defrosting...i bet some icicles will fall from your nose!
Me: haha, then i can start a puddle that ppl and trip from
Me: i don't know why
Michele: they might trip and sue you for "Unlawful defrosting in a public place"
Me: serisouly, i better be careful about that
Me: and carry a basin or something
Me: kill me now
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.
Me: are you hitting on me?
SmarterChild: Uh... Well, you seem nice. But the thing is, I'm only attracted to other robots.
Me: that's good, i was a little concerned there
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Me: maybe you took that too personally
SmarterChild: What do you mean, maybe I took that too personally?
Me: well, because you seemed offended
SmarterChild: Because I seemed offended?
Me: yeah, well... we can just forget it ever happened
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Me: no, it's fine
SmarterChild: Not fine!
Me: well, you don't have to scream at me!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Me: yeah, that's better.
SmarterChild: Really?
Me: okay, enough with the 20 questions!
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
Me: :shiver::
Me: ::teeth chatter::
Marissa: i know.. my legs r growin hair!
Marissa: it's bad!
Me: what the heck does that have to do with anything?
Marissa: when it's cold.. ur hair grows.
Marissa: u should know that.
Me: no, it just stand straight
Me: it doesn't GROW
Marissa: yea it does.
Me: no it doesn't
Me: prove it
Marissa: i send melissa the convo.
Marissa: Marissa: isn't true melissa???
Marissa: u know it..
Melissa: ummm....
Marissa: melinda doesn't grow anything!
Melissa: what?
Melissa: she grows in height
Me: haha ::can't breathe:
Me: this is fun, talking about marissa and she's right in between us!
Melissa: yeah.. and none the wiser
Melissa: muah, hahahaha ha
Melissa: ha
Me: hahahhhaahahahahhahah
Melissa: ha
Melissa: he- ho
Me: he haw
Melissa: high ho high ho
Me: off to work we go
Me: la la la la la la la la
Me: high ho
Me: hi-hoe
Melissa: fa de ra de ra
Me: what was that?
Melissa: (I'm bi-lingualk)
Melissa: chinese
Me: what the
Melissa: *or japanese
Melissa: deck the halls
Melissa: my o my, how un-cultured
Melissa: uber un-cultured
Me: wow, you're so weird.
Me: i LIKE IT
Melissa: hey
Melissa: insulted
Melissa: and yeah...
Me: \Bum"mer\, n. An idle, worthless fellow, who is without any visible means of support; a dissipated sponger.
Me: did you know that?
Melissa: oo OOOO oooo
Melissa: ah...
Melissa: nah...
Melissa: sponger.????
Melissa: one who spongese?
Melissa: uses a sponge?
Me: oh! i thought you were doing a mix of "sponge" and "chinese".. anyway, i don't know
Me: a bum-mer
Me: oh, check out my profile
Me: you're in there
Melissa: ah, sweet!
Melissa: I made the cut!
Melissa: mini cartwheel for me!
Me: yeah... as you topple over to the ground
Melissa: how did you know!
Melissa: oh, we're in the same room
Me: yeah, see?
Melissa: darm you!!
Me: woah, watch the language
Melissa: you suck a roo
Me: it's funny, your text got all small
Melissa: oh, har dee har har
Melissa: size is everything!
Me: yes, and you are barely anything.
Me: because you are small
Me: at least your font it
Me: *is
Melissa: *ouch
Melissa: burn baby burn
Melissa: on me
Melissa: tingle***
Me: haha, wow, i can't believe you'd "tingle" yourself
Me: that's harsh
Melissa: oh, what's w/ the 3rd degree?
Me: you did that to yourself
Me: i have nothing to say to that
Melissa: [[ hold up w sign with hands]]
Melissa: talk to the hand
Me: oh, well, talk to the "w'?
Me: haha
Me: haha, i like your convo with schaef
Melissa: lol nes
Melissa: s
Melissa: where are reading that frpm?
Me: schaef
Melissa: ah
Melissa: makes sense
Me: yeah, i guess it would
Melissa: sorry
Me: yeah, right, you were ignoring me on prupose!
Melissa: umm... no
Melissa: slow typer, remember
Melissa: I'm trying to be funny for FOUR people now
Melissa: I'm not up to the task
Me: well, stick to your priorities!
Me: blood is thicker than water
Melissa: There made of blood too
Melissa: Though they too have water...
Melissa: I hate you~!
Me: i LOVE you
Melissa: YOU SUCK
Melissa: Ido NOT LYLAS
{PRE-convo}
Me: "suxxor"
Marissa: no comprendo.
Me: it means "you suck"
Marissa: suxxor to u then too!
Me: haha, you can't say "suxxor to you" it's just "suxxor"
You have just entered room "Chat 29159634583001518671." Marissa: hola chicas
Marissa: welcome to the best room in the house.
Me: good point
Me: but melissa won't tlak a lot
Marissa: i know i HATE MELISSA>
Me: cuz she has OTHER PPL to talk to
Marissa: she's sooo ugly.
Me: awww
Me: that's so mean
Marissa: w/ her orangy/brown skirt.
Me: but funny
Marissa: & her dark brown sandels that really DON"T MATCH!
Marissa: :-D
Me: i guesss....
Marissa: she dosen't even care.
Marissa: i think she AGREES WITH ME!
Me: haha, and she can read this ALL!
Me: see, yeah
Me: god point marissa
Me: *good
Marissa: god*??
Me: omg
Me: i hate typing
Marissa: u said god's name in vain!
Melissa: you're SO MEAN!!@!!
Marissa: u have to ask for god's forgiveness.
Melissa: swaer word
Melissa: swear word
Melissa: you suck
Melissa: (both)
Melissa: (equally)
Marissa: melissa is a suxxor
Me: SUXX0R5!!!!!!!
Me: yes!
Marissa: how did u know?
Marissa: melinda we must b connected somehow..
Me: we're like "this"
Me: that was so funny
Marissa: i know.. it was like we're both psychic.
Marissa: u think?!
Me: yeah, before melissa says it: we're not telepathetic
Marissa: well, it's not like she's listenin anyways.
Melissa: what!!!!
Me: haha
Me: yeah, she's not listening
Marissa: YE-AH
Me: we can talk about her ALLL we ant
Me: *want
Me: haha, ant
Marissa: ur not girl enough to say that in the chat room..
Marissa: that u hate me huh?
Marissa: MELISSA
Melissa: what?
Marissa: why u talkin to someone OUTSIDE the family?!
Marissa: discussing OUR biznass to other ppl!
Marissa: i'm ashamed of u...
Marissa: can't believe u can do that to..
Marissa: FAMILY!
Marissa: melinda.. melissa is tellin the whole world how mean i am :-(
Marissa: :'(
Melissa: ha ha
Melissa: "biznass"
Me: oh no! you're not mean
Me: goodness
Marissa: exactly!
Me: don't be dissin' my sista!
Me: (melissa)
Marissa: lolz.. that's rite melinda.. tell melissa how it really is!
Me: melissa: it's really like this:
Me: don't be dissin' my sista!
Melissa: haha
Marissa: i like that.
Me: why thank you
Melissa: still laughing at biznass
Me: really, can't HEAR you laugh
Marissa: read it melissa.. it's the same way as business.. so don't b dissing the way i spell things!
Melissa: whoa! someone ELSE IMed me
Melissa: CRAP!!
Me: who???
Me: aren't you little miss popularity???
Melissa: haha
Melissa: said that already
Me: i know
Me: i say thing
Me: s
Me: then i repeat them
Me: whenever necessary
Me: goodness!
Melissa: lalala
Me: la ti da
Melissa: I feel like a steak
Melissa: (eating one
Melissa: )
Melissa: HA! I beat you
Me: omg, i was just thinking... HOW can you feel like a steak?
Me: and boy, am i hungry
Me: did you hear my stomache?
Melissa: no
Melissa: I feeling like peeing
Me: well, i did, and it's darn loud
Melissa: not right here
Me: omg, i missed that other line
Me: you know, you can always hold it
Me: cuz it's.. like you're potty trained
Melissa: lol, sorry.. I just thought since we were sharing how we were feeling...
Melissa: I'd share
Me: yes, because hunger is equivalent to the private parts of the body
Melissa: whoa
Melissa: that's riught
Melissa: they are
Me: eh, i fyou say so
Me: is marissa defrosting?
Me: that's not fair
Me: and when the heck ar we leaving????
Melissa: hhmmmm.....
Melissa: the $10,000 question
Me: really>
Me: then i better be seeing some $$
Melissa: know what?
Melissa: I still haven't read the begining of this chate room
Me: haha
Me: it's good
Me: trust me
Melissa: ahh
Melissa: something to look forward to
Me: or behind
Me: hahah
Melissa: haha
Melissa: ha
Melissa: ha
Melissa: h
Melissa: a
Me: hahaha
Me: see>
Me: it's funny
Melissa: no
Me: hey!
Me: you laughed!
Melissa: no
Melissa: ahhh!!!
Melissa: (I don't know why)
Me: haha
Me: okay.............
Me: hey, i g2g
Marissa has left the room. Melissa: twilight song playing in my head
Me: marissa says we gotta
Melissa: oh
Me: yes, bye mellis
You have just entered room "Chat 24703585613468924498." Me: hey all!
Me: schaef, guess what i got in the mail!
Lauren: hahaha
Lauren: what?
Lauren: a response from conan?
Me: haha, i wish
Lauren: aww
Lauren: umm
Lauren: your tix to the movie?
Me: oh, wow, you're guessing
Me: well, no
Lauren: haha
Me: i already have them
Lauren: ummmmmm
Lauren: yourrrrrrr ummm acceptance letter to penn state!
Lauren: GO STATE!
Me: close
Me: but no cigar
Lauren: awww
Me: actually, it's not really close
Melissa: stupid
Me: yeah right melissa
Melissa: i'm rubber
Melissa: your glue
Lauren: ohh neato
Me: haha, you're a tire
Me: and i'mcrazy
Lauren: hahah
Abigail: hey
Me: ayo!
Me: *yo
Abigail: wat up?
Me: where'd that "a' come from?
Abigail: wat a?
Me: oh, when i said, "ayo"
Me: haha
Abigail: oo
Abigail: Abigail: hey
Melissa: yo
Melissa: wassup abby?
Abigail: nothin.u?
Abigail: ^your sietr got it right
Me: haha, i know. i suck like that
Abigail: haha'
Lauren (10:00:21 PM): my math class is so huge
Lauren (10:00:29 PM): and i have my eye on a couple people that i could say hi to
Lauren (10:00:36 PM): i dunno if you and i went through this before
Lauren (10:00:47 PM): but i'm partial to greeting people of the opposite gender
Lauren (10:00:48 PM): oh well
Lauren (10:00:50 PM): *shrug
Me (10:01:17 PM): haha, no, but i guess that would be true?
Lauren (10:01:23 PM): lol
Me (10:07:44 PM): well, send me pictures of the cute ones
Lauren (10:07:59 PM): lol will do
Lauren (10:08:01 PM): there are a lot
Me (10:08:24 PM): oh! MANY pictures
Lauren (10:08:29 PM): haha
Lauren (10:08:35 PM): "come to psu!"
Lauren (10:08:36 PM): hehe
Me (10:09:06 PM): haha, well, i can assume that there is probably cute guys at any campus
Lauren (10:09:36 PM): no
Lauren (10:09:40 PM): there are a lot here
Lauren (10:09:55 PM): we're a self proclaimed "one of the top best looking schools in the nation"
Lauren (10:09:58 PM): sorta
Lauren (10:09:59 PM): i dunno
Lauren (10:10:03 PM): they said it at the pep rally
Me (10:10:52 PM): haha! omg, that's funny. so why are you there?
Me (10:10:53 PM): haha
Me (10:10:55 PM): burn!
Lauren (10:11:57 PM): ohh thanks
Lauren (10:12:06 PM): *put her head back into the ugly tank*
Me (10:12:41 PM): there's a tank for that???!!
Lauren (10:12:51 PM): haha i have no idea
Lauren (10:12:54 PM): it'd be funny though
Me (10:12:59 PM): yeah, and kinda sad
Me (10:13:09 PM): that there's a container for ugliness
Lauren (10:13:52 PM): hehe yah
Me (10:33:19 PM): yeah, i'm thinking that i need to "catch" those "z"s
Lauren (10:34:33 PM): haha
Lauren (10:34:39 PM): where did that term come from anyways
Me (10:35:03 PM): umm... from a guy who needed sleep
Me (10:35:12 PM): i dunno, i guess "z"s were there
Me (10:35:25 PM): and a guy figured that everything can be a sport
Me (10:35:31 PM): so you might as well catch them
Lauren (10:35:45 PM): lol
Michele (9:46:38 PM): Whoah
Michele (9:46:43 PM): hey i just realized you are on
Me (9:46:48 PM): just? woah.
Michele (9:46:53 PM): its been 11 minutes!
Michele (9:47:00 PM): i must be slow on the uptake
Me (9:47:36 PM): really? wow, i didn't know i was onlien that long either
Me (9:47:40 PM): an di should
Michele (9:47:41 PM): but the fact of the matter is...we are now talking
Me (9:47:55 PM): good. it's good you were the faster of us two
Michele (9:47:58 PM): we both were enlightened by the fact that u were online for 11 minutes
Me (9:48:09 PM): 11 - the magic number
Michele (9:48:11 PM): i've been online for 18 minutes
Michele (9:48:14 PM): 7 minutes longer
Michele (9:48:19 PM): HEY....we are like the 7 11
Me (9:48:31 PM): crrazy!
Me (9:48:34 PM): that's freaky
Me (9:48:44 PM): and too much thinking0into-it
Michele (9:48:45 PM): it is...i have something for u to ponder
Michele (9:48:47 PM): are u ready?
Me (9:48:49 PM): yes
Me (9:48:52 PM): i'm sitting
Me (9:48:54 PM): and everything
Michele (9:49:22 PM): okay...good...well...why do they put locks on 7 11 doors if they are open 24/7 ?
Me (9:49:29 PM): holidays
Michele (9:49:57 PM): oh yeah...such as tomorrow
Michele (9:50:43 PM): there should be a labor day every month to celebrate the work of each month...cuz i mean, 1 day for 365...thats just low
Me (9:50:44 PM): see?
Me (9:50:51 PM): i know!
Me (9:51:00 PM): you should tell... the president that
Michele (9:51:07 PM): yes...if they didn't have locks all that junk food could be stolen...what a tragedy
Me (9:51:07 PM): maybe he can do somethign about it
Michele (9:51:14 PM): yes....when i see him tomorrow
Me (9:51:16 PM): haha, i'd go for the food
Michele (9:51:21 PM): George
Me (9:51:21 PM): you will?
Me (9:51:26 PM): that's crrazy
Michele (9:51:31 PM): yes...would u like to come visit?
Michele (9:51:54 PM): we are having a picnic...i am bringing the Heinz ketchup lol....
Me (9:51:59 PM): haha!
Michele (9:52:26 PM): you should come it will be a grand ole time
Me (9:53:10 PM): i don't know how "w" will act with his competitive catsup.
Michele (9:53:55 PM): i know...he may not like it...aren't they coming out with a "Bush" ketchup for the convention?
Michele (9:54:12 PM): but most likely it will be Heinz ketchup rebottled into Bush bottles
Me (9:55:20 PM): haha! yes! i see that deviousness.. and they'll charge extra for middle class. anyway, i heard about that ketchup - it's insane. everyone should know that ketchup has nothign to do with who should be president.
Michele (9:56:03 PM): i know really...it just shows the level of mentality of the people who are trying to run our country.....geez they are acting like kids over a CONDIMENT...get real
Michele (9:56:12 PM): (okay...that was a bit angry for no reason)
Me (9:56:54 PM): haha, no, you have a good point, reinforced by good vocabulary.
Me (9:56:59 PM): more kudos to you
Michele (9:57:33 PM): I thank you profusely for your gratitude of reliquishing kudos on behalf of my part.
Michele (9:57:47 PM): lol...thanks for the kudos and vocab compliment
Me (9:57:57 PM): your welcome! yes, more vocab kudos to you
Michele (10:03:53 PM): so vat else is new?
Me (10:04:12 PM): well.. nothing for me... unless i didn't tell you. did i tell you?
Me (10:04:17 PM): about the thing?
Michele (10:04:22 PM): what thing?
Me (10:04:23 PM): i got in the mail?
Me (10:04:31 PM): i guess not then
Michele (10:04:31 PM): no! what did u get in the mail!?
Me (10:04:37 PM): haha, well, i won somethign
Michele (10:04:38 PM): shall i guess?
Me (10:04:41 PM): sure!
Michele (10:04:43 PM): OMIGOSH!!! u won!
Michele (10:04:49 PM): okay...give me 3 clues
Me (10:06:10 PM): okay, they don't need batteries. ... they fit in an envelope.... they must be redeemed at a certain date and time
Me (10:06:22 PM): are those clues good?
Michele (10:06:56 PM): movie tickets
Me (10:07:29 PM): yes!
Me (10:07:33 PM): sneak peeks
Michele (10:07:47 PM): awesome!!!! (the only reason i knew this cuz i was reading some of ur convos)
Me (10:07:52 PM): omg!
Me (10:08:15 PM): ... i can't believe you cheated!
Michele (10:08:20 PM): i just scan them...and I saw that u say WON really big so it caught my eye
Michele (10:08:34 PM): but i still can guess to what they are for
Me (10:08:39 PM): okay, cool
Michele (10:08:44 PM): (whoah that was a jumble of words)
Me (10:08:45 PM): you want a clue?
Michele (10:08:49 PM): okay...no clues
Michele (10:08:54 PM): but its to a movie right
Michele (10:08:59 PM): i have to redeem my cheat-ness
Me (10:09:14 PM): haha
Me (10:09:15 PM): okay
Me (10:09:17 PM): good
Michele (10:12:14 PM): um...OMG...is it Meet the Fockers
Michele (10:12:23 PM): cuz I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THAT
Me (10:12:25 PM): haha! i wish! sadly no
Me (10:12:28 PM): i know!!!!
Michele (10:12:34 PM): i just got all excited!
Michele (10:12:49 PM): *calming down*
Michele (10:12:56 PM): hey...i did the "feeling" think
Michele (10:12:59 PM): thing
Michele (10:13:13 PM): i was discussing that the other day...Gaylord Focker
Michele (10:13:27 PM): who names their child Gaylord?
Me (10:13:28 PM): haha
Michele (10:13:41 PM): i mean really...give ur kid some dignity
Me (10:13:44 PM): haha
Me (10:19:31 PM): **tagalog** **english**
Me (10:19:34 PM): tag-lish
Michele (10:19:41 PM): whats tagalog ?
Me (10:19:51 PM): oh, the native language of the philippines
Michele (10:19:55 PM): i am so lost, even mapquest couldn't help
Me (10:19:59 PM): well, national language
Me (10:20:05 PM): mapquest?
Michele (10:20:10 PM): OH....thanks!!! now i get it....tagaloNgs are a girl scout cookie
Me (10:20:11 PM): it's, like, a made up word
Me (10:20:15 PM): haha
Me (10:20:17 PM): yeah,
Me (10:20:23 PM): when i first heard about those cookies
Michele (10:20:23 PM): yeah...the website that gives u directions
Me (10:20:27 PM): i got confused
Me (10:20:40 PM): yeah, you searched for "tagalog" there?
Michele (10:21:25 PM): no...okay...i was lost by this part of the convo...i didn't know what tagalog meant...so i was saying that i was so lost that mapquest couldn't help get me un-lost
Michele (10:21:28 PM): i was being facetious
Me (10:23:07 PM): oh, i see now. woah, i'm really slow today
Michele (10:23:52 PM): thats okay...i was just going to ask if u were there!!?
Me (10:24:10 PM): at the philippines?
Me (10:24:20 PM): that's what you mean?
Michele (10:24:59 PM): !!! NO!!! at your computer at home in Glenshaw in Pennsylvania in the United State of America
Me (10:25:22 PM): oh, see, that's the other thing that i thought you meant.
Me (10:25:27 PM): yes, i am HERE
Me (10:25:33 PM): in shaler, though
Michele (10:25:54 PM): yes...thats what i thought :)
Michele (10:26:35 PM): good...i am pretty warm myself considering that my laptop is hot
Me (10:27:00 PM): wait, you have it actually ON your lap??!!
Me (10:27:07 PM): you're not supposed to do that!
Michele (10:27:22 PM): lol...!!! no...i mean...from my hands resting on the laptop...its warm
Michele (10:27:38 PM): why aren't you supposed to have ur laptop on ur lap ?
Michele (10:28:12 PM): that would be like saying...."Raincoats are not supposed to be worn in the rain"
Me (10:28:19 PM): oh! okay. well, there was a lawsuit about a guy who actually burned his lap with the laptop on his lap. i've don't it before, it's really hot...
Michele (10:28:29 PM): ha...a guy...funny
Me (10:28:42 PM): yeah, that prob. wasn't funny for him
Me (10:28:44 PM): heh
Michele (10:28:53 PM): are u serious...well i've never gotten BURNED from it...it just gets warm...
Michele (10:29:15 PM): ha...i am really laughing...what an idiot...didn't he feel the laptop getting warm before he BURNED himself...i mean really
Michele (10:29:39 PM): whoah
Me (10:30:33 PM): haha, yeah - he's stupid. but, i guess not really cause he won the lawsuit. now there should be a sticker thing to not actualy put the laoptop on your lap.
Michele (10:31:10 PM): now there is an example of an oxymoron "don't put your laptop on your lap"
Michele (10:31:21 PM): MAYBE that is why they call it a NOTEBOOK computer
Me (10:31:34 PM): haha, yes!
Me (10:31:39 PM): and less lawsuits!
Me (10:31:46 PM): clever little computer agencies
Michele (10:31:58 PM): yes less lawsuits and less trips to the West Penn Burn and Trauma center
Michele (10:32:14 PM): it really smells in the Burn unit
Me (10:32:40 PM): eck. ugh. and other three-letter sounds...
Michele (10:33:05 PM): uck ooo arg ick
Me (10:33:26 PM): yes!
Michele (10:33:26 PM): or 4 letter sounds...yuck
Me (10:33:30 PM): the ones i forgot
Me (10:33:32 PM): haha
Me (10:33:36 PM): good point
Michele (10:33:39 PM): i didn't know how many there were
Michele (10:33:49 PM): maybe that is a form of rhetoric
Me (10:34:12 PM): wow, you've been studying your terms
Me (10:34:16 PM): kudos, again
Me (10:37:53 PM): i'm tired
Michele (10:38:24 PM): melinda i have to talk to you about something
Michele (10:38:27 PM): this is serious
Michele (10:38:32 PM): are u sittiing
Me (10:38:33 PM): okay, shoot
Me (10:38:37 PM): yes, of course
Michele (10:38:40 PM): okay...can u handle this
Michele (10:38:46 PM): its pretty serious
Michele (10:38:50 PM): okay...here i go
Michele (10:39:22 PM): when you proceed to your bed, to "hit the sack" if the bed tries to punch you back...RUN...come over to my house if need be...but if it does try to fight your hit back...run
Michele (10:39:48 PM): (flashback)
Me (10:39:59 PM): yes, i will take heed
Me (10:40:01 PM): and take care
Me (10:40:08 PM): don't worry i can defend myself
Michele (10:40:35 PM): i know you can!!! you didn't take those self defense against your bed classes for nothing!
Me (10:40:44 PM): seriously!
Michele (10:41:17 PM): i'm getting tired too...now that u mention it
Me (10:41:39 PM): haha, i'm contagious
Michele (10:41:57 PM): yep...YAAAWWWWNNNN
Me (10:42:10 PM): ::stretch::
Me (10:42:19 PM): eh, i'm goign to call it a night... as of now
Michele (10:42:20 PM): -----rub eyes-----
Michele (10:42:24 PM): okay
Michele (10:42:26 PM): stay classy
Michele (10:42:42 PM): ( can't really rub my eyes, i have my glasses on)
Me (10:42:54 PM): haha, yeah
Me (10:42:58 PM): that would be a problem
Michele (10:43:19 PM): the glasses would get all smudged
Me (10:43:35 PM): yeah, i think you shouldn't run your eyes
Me (10:43:39 PM): it's too much work
Michele (10:43:45 PM): they don't they just walk
Michele (10:43:55 PM): (lol...sorry i couldn't help it)
Me (10:44:09 PM): haha, i said "run" and i didnt' notice
Me (10:44:16 PM): i was like, what?"
Michele (10:44:23 PM): its okay.. the typos make for funny stuff
Me (10:44:48 PM): haha, yes
Me (11:52:29 PM): how are you?
Shanna (11:54:28 PM): Im good
Shanna (11:54:31 PM): What about you>?
Me (11:55:11 PM): well, okay, i guess. i still need to do a bit of homework, though
Shanna (11:56:49 PM): Naughty
Shanna (11:56:54 PM): Do you want to talk to me later then?
Me (11:57:09 PM): haha, no, it's fine. i guess i can do both at once
Me (11:57:15 PM): i'm just THAT good
Shanna (11:59:34 PM): Oh I believe it
Shanna (11:59:39 PM): Haha what grade are you in?
Me (11:59:59 PM): 12th
Me (12:00:02 AM): almost done!
Shanna (12:04:44 AM): =O
Shanna (12:04:51 AM): <--Jealous
Me (12:05:32 AM): haha, well, you should've been born a year earlier!
Shanna (12:07:28 AM): Dammit.
Shanna (12:07:31 AM): Whatgs up with that
Me (12:08:00 AM): well, you should ask your parents about that.
Shanna (12:10:04 AM): Naw that'd be awkward
Me (12:11:00 AM): haha, i know. i was just wondering whether you'd do it or not.
Shanna (12:13:40 AM): Haha wellllllll no.
Me (12:14:21 AM): that's soem good common sense you got there
Shanna (12:18:48 AM): I know
Shanna (12:18:50 AM): I got it all on my own
Michele: Hello
Me: yo! sup?
Michele: yo yo yo...who dat be?
Michele: that was a missy elliot thing
Me: oh! wow, i didn't get that.
Me: you diggity no doubt
Me: mmmhhmmm
Me: you know what, i messed that up
Me: haha
Michele: its okay...we need a little practice on the ghetto-speak...dizzle
Me: dizzle? hizzle?
Michele: fo'shizzle
Me: my nizzle
Me: and all that jazz
Michele: chicago baby!
Lauren (5:10:02 PM): |\/| |E |_ 1 |\| |) 4 |_| |2 2 3l337! LOL
Me (5:10:50 PM): what the? melinda... ur too e-leet??
Lauren (5:11:00 PM): hah yah
Me (5:11:13 PM): really? that's what you said?
Lauren (5:11:15 PM): yeah
Lauren (5:11:30 PM): if you speak in l337 then you are 3l337
Lauren (5:11:31 PM): like
Lauren (5:11:32 PM): elite
Me (5:11:37 PM): haha!
Me (5:11:43 PM): that's cool
James (1:28:54 PM): actually i want to be an actor
James (1:28:58 PM): but i can't do that
Me (1:29:02 PM): sure you can
Me (1:29:07 PM): go to LA
James (1:29:08 PM): because I can't support a family with that
Me (1:29:15 PM): sur eyou can
James (1:29:18 PM): and i sure as hell ain't a looker enough for it
Me (1:29:20 PM): you just need a break
Me (1:29:31 PM): you don't need to be a "looker" to act
Me (1:29:41 PM): check out ::insert ugly actor here::
Me (1:29:43 PM): see?
Me (1:29:54 PM): and you just need a job until you get your break
James (1:29:54 PM): thanks for calling me ugly
James (1:29:56 PM): lol
James (1:29:59 PM): just kidding
Abigail (12:55:15 PM): hey hey hey
Me (12:55:29 PM): yo yo yo
Me (12:55:38 PM): you sound like krusty the clown
Abigail (12:55:52 PM): yeah i kno thats where i got it haha
Abigail (12:59:01 PM): hold up ill b back im gonna restart my computer its beeing gay
Abigail signed off at 12:59:24 PM.
Abigail signed on at 1:01:50 PM.
Abigail (1:02:54 PM): hey
Me (1:03:06 PM): hey hey hey!
Abigail (1:03:26 PM): haha you took my line..so whats shakin?
Me (1:04:46 PM): yeah, i'm a copy cat. anyway, nothing is currently "shaking". it's not like we're in cali with earthquakes and what-have-you. um... and before you ask, there is nothing "up" either.
Abigail (1:05:50 PM): o shut up..
Me (2:18:16 PM): haha, you should start your own waffle business
Lauren (2:19:21 PM): we've talked to my dad multiple times about opening up a restaurant
Lauren (2:19:26 PM): cause his stuff is so good
Lauren (2:19:27 PM): lik
Lauren (2:19:28 PM): e
Lauren (2:19:32 PM): his pizzas
Lauren (2:19:35 PM): aw they're to die for
Lauren (2:19:46 PM): and he makes many varieties of bread
Lauren (2:19:51 PM): and waffles
Lauren (2:19:57 PM): he likes doing those
Lauren (2:20:05 PM): he's got this old fashioned waffle iron
Me (2:20:10 PM): pizza affles!
Me (2:20:13 PM): *w
Me (2:45:29 PM): haha yeah. i mean, toothpaste for DINNER?
Lauren (2:46:29 PM): yeah
Lauren (2:46:43 PM): i tried that once
Lauren (2:46:56 PM): but once i had it in my mouth i read the tube and realized that it was toxic
Me (2:47:17 PM): well, it's good that you happened to read the tube
Lauren (2:47:47 PM): yah
Me (2:47:56 PM): did it taste good?
Lauren (2:48:13 PM): yeah
Lauren (2:50:06 PM): i like prime numbers
Me (2:50:42 PM): really? what about the others?
Me (2:50:48 PM): EVEN nombers?
Me (2:50:53 PM): and some odds?
Me (2:51:00 PM): and, like, NEGATIVE numbers
Me (2:51:06 PM): and other real numbers
Lauren (2:51:07 PM): i like prime more than those
Lauren (2:51:07 PM): well
Lauren (2:51:10 PM): it goes like this
Lauren (2:51:44 PM): infinity.... pi... prime... negative... odd... decimals.... even... 0.... then 1
Me (2:52:36 PM): wow, did you have to really think about that? or did you already know what numbers you liked? and what about imaginary numbers?
Lauren (2:52:56 PM): no i knew that
Lauren (2:53:03 PM): imaginary numbers make me nervous
Me (2:53:19 PM): pssh posh
Me (2:53:27 PM): imagainary numbers are awesome!
Me (2:53:34 PM): and yeah, infinity may be awesomer
Me (2:53:47 PM): but imaginary has got to be better than 1
Lauren (2:54:05 PM): i mean
Lauren (2:54:09 PM): a number and i?
Lauren (2:54:19 PM): ehh yeah they make me nervous
Me (2:54:28 PM): yes, it's more than a number, it's a number AND a letter
Me (2:54:35 PM): plus, it's in italics
Me (2:54:38 PM): that's something
Lauren (2:55:05 PM): hmm yes
Lauren (2:55:12 PM): well i like square roots
Lauren (2:55:25 PM): i like large perfect squares
Lauren (2:55:27 PM): with like
Lauren (2:55:29 PM): 5 digits
Me (2:56:01 PM): oh, and palindrone (sp?) numbers
Me (2:56:05 PM): and 666?
Lauren (2:56:52 PM): 666 > nah... dont like
Me (2:56:57 PM): haha, okay
Me (2:57:07 PM): but palindrone numbers?
Lauren (2:57:07 PM): no not those either
Me (2:57:14 PM): why not?
Lauren (2:57:16 PM): like 345543?
Lauren (2:57:24 PM): they seem fake
Me (2:57:41 PM): but so cool
Lauren (2:59:26 PM): mmm
Lauren (2:59:40 PM): well when god divides all the numbers amongst the people of earth
Lauren (2:59:47 PM): i hope you get the palindromal numbers
Me (3:00:29 PM): well, no, i really wanted infinity
Me (3:00:35 PM): or at least, a googleplex
Lauren (3:01:28 PM): i want infinity
Lauren (3:01:34 PM): it's 8 turned 90 degrees
Me (3:01:43 PM): i know. you should just get 8
Lauren (3:01:44 PM): it's awesome
Me (3:01:46 PM): haha
Lauren (3:02:47 PM): haha thanks
Lauren (3:35:21 PM): this napster registration page is taking forever
Lauren (3:35:36 PM): i actually try to do something legal and it doesn't work
Me (3:35:53 PM): see? it's the system telling you that you shouldn't do anythign legal
Me (3:35:59 PM): the best things in life are free
Lauren (3:36:27 PM): so wait.. who's side are you on anyways
Me (3:36:49 PM): both, neither. does it matter?
Lauren (3:37:01 PM): well yes cause someone's feelings can get hurt
Me (3:37:53 PM): well, what about MY feelings? don't I matter?
Lauren (3:38:03 PM): yeah that's why i'm asking about them
Me (3:38:53 PM): haha, i was just trying to say things that didn't make any sense
Me (3:38:56 PM): did it work?
Lauren (3:39:57 PM): no
Me (3:40:06 PM): aw man!
Lauren (3:40:13 PM): lol
James (3:32:40 PM): i still am sorta tried
James (3:32:43 PM): but i have to study
James (3:32:52 PM): i dislike quizes and tests so much
Me (3:33:08 PM): so you have one in english?
Me (3:33:15 PM): aren't you fluent in english?
James (3:33:48 PM): yes?
James (3:33:51 PM): aren't u?
James (3:33:55 PM): im taking english 12 honors
James (3:34:04 PM): and there is a vocab quiz on monday.
Me (3:34:15 PM): yes. okay.... vocabulary. how hard can it be?
James (3:34:31 PM): my vernacular lacks all nuances and is utterly lacking inproper articulation
James (3:34:49 PM): im not too good at remembering things
Me (3:35:00 PM): see? oh, well. then maybe you need to study
Me (3:35:13 PM): isn't it one of those matching deals?
Me (3:35:24 PM): those kind of vocab tests are a piece of cake
James (3:35:54 PM): mine are like
James (3:35:57 PM): here are the words
James (3:36:01 PM): write out the def.
Me (3:36:30 PM): see? piece of cake. haha, why can't you say, "::insert vocab:: is one of my vocab words"
James (3:37:08 PM): uhm...i have to be like...
James (3:37:22 PM): covet-to have blameworthy desire for that which is another's
James (3:37:31 PM): he gives us covet i give him that
Me (3:38:36 PM): covet - what one does to things in which you don't own, but like to own. (ie. car, house, wife)
James (3:39:05 PM): hmmm...how deep?
James (3:39:06 PM): lol
Steph (2:53:54 PM): angellies are the most awesome people ever
Steph (2:53:56 PM): fyi
Me (2:54:02 PM): i knew that already
Me (2:54:07 PM): but thanks for your support
Me (3:37:47 PM): do you know who else is coming?
Alyssa (3:37:55 PM): jesus?!
Me (3:38:11 PM): really???
Me (3:38:13 PM): no way!
Me (3:38:20 PM): we should get more ppl to come
Alyssa (3:38:23 PM): you never know
Me (3:38:24 PM): that'll be exciting!
Me (3:38:35 PM): though, that would be his second coming, right>
Alyssa (3:38:37 PM): it will maybe he'll like, turn pop into wine!
Me (3:38:39 PM): so it'll be scary?
Alyssa (3:38:43 PM): hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Me (3:38:47 PM): haha, part-tay!
Me (3:38:50 PM): wine
Me (3:39:03 PM): alyssabeth, you crack me up
Alyssa (3:39:45 PM): that must hurt! you'd better grab some glue
Me (3:40:59 PM): glue? that wouldn't work!
Me (3:41:03 PM): i'm HUMAN!
Alyssa (3:41:13 PM): human glue?
Me (3:41:25 PM): is there any such thing?
Alyssa (3:41:57 PM): there so should be...
Me (3:42:15 PM): yes, i actually think there's a liquid bandage thing that's similar
Me (3:42:24 PM): but it's not REALLY human glue
Me (3:42:26 PM): you know?
Alyssa (3:42:35 PM): oooh you're right
Alyssa (3:42:44 PM): you'd better get some of that
Me (3:43:02 PM): okay, i'll keep that in mind
Me (5:43:22 PM): how are you ?
Michelle (5:43:36 PM): not too bad, how bout u?
Me (5:44:25 PM): eh... could be better, but no complaints. how's senior year?
Michelle (5:44:39 PM): awesome possum!
Michelle (5:44:47 PM): a lil busy and stressful
Michelle (5:44:52 PM): but i like the power
Me (7:53:30 PM): it's not like we were traumatized or anything cuz you weren't there. yeah, sounds like a crzy time w/ back roads and whatnot
Alyssa (7:53:55 PM): what do you MEAN you weren't traumatized?!!
Alyssa (7:54:08 PM): i'm going to just go crawl in a hole now
Me (7:54:32 PM): well, alyssabeth, it's not like the world revolves around you or anything. crawling into a hole will just make you dirty.
Alyssa (7:54:41 PM): LOL!!!!
Alyssa (7:54:59 PM): *attempts to re-evaluate life*
Alyssa (7:55:15 PM): *and brush that dirt off ma shouldah*
Me (7:55:19 PM): haha!
Alyssa (7:55:44 PM): that's right. i rap.
Me (7:55:53 PM): haha, sssuuuuurrreee.....
Me (7:56:00 PM): that's the extent of your singing.
Alyssa (7:56:25 PM): ....sad, but true
Me (6:46:22 PM): ((yeah, i'm watchign the game right now))
Me (6:46:26 PM): go psu!
Lauren (6:46:49 PM): we win to let you know
Lauren (6:46:50 PM): lol
Me (6:46:54 PM): haha
Me (6:46:55 PM): i know
Me (6:47:02 PM): it's 4th and you're up by 24
Lauren (6:47:32 PM): i think that ends up being the final
Me (6:47:49 PM): well, you got 8 minutes
Me (6:47:56 PM): and ucf is scoring
Me (6:48:02 PM): they just made a touchdown
Me (6:48:10 PM): good job - you're telepathetic
Lauren (6:48:45 PM): haha thanks
Lauren (7:26:40 PM): you should make
Lauren (7:26:42 PM): shaler bots
Lauren (7:26:42 PM): like
Me (7:26:46 PM): haah
Lauren (7:26:51 PM): "hallpasses are gay"
Lauren (7:26:57 PM): "can i go to the bathroom"
Lauren (7:27:02 PM): "librarian suck"
Lauren (7:27:12 PM): "ranch and pizza is good"
Lauren (7:27:31 PM): "wanna kick a ball in the stairways?"
Lauren (7:27:33 PM): i dunno
Me (8:31:12 PM): what's wrong with you?
Aflacbot (8:31:19 PM): Umm... Well then, whats right?
Me (8:31:34 PM): nothing, you're a robot.
Aflacbot (8:31:43 PM): I'm actually a person....I fooled you!
Me (8:32:05 PM): haha, i guess you have
Lauren (12:00:35 AM): i tried to go to sleep at 10 but it didn't work
Lauren (12:00:45 AM): i kept thinking and thinking so i would get exhausted
Lauren (12:00:50 AM): but then i thought too much
Lauren (12:00:53 AM): and so i'm like.. blahh
Lauren (12:01:00 AM): me + thinking = danger
Me (12:01:06 AM): haha
Me (12:01:14 AM): that's a quotable
Lauren (12:01:17 AM): i get into a mobius strip of thoughts and it's just a horrid prison
Lauren (12:01:21 AM): seriously, though
Me (12:02:24 AM): well, maybe if you stopped thinking you'd fall asleep
Lauren (12:02:53 AM): impossibility
Lauren (12:05:13 AM): here's a though you might enjoy
Lauren (12:05:19 AM): pittsburgh has bad teams but a good city
Lauren (12:05:26 AM): cleveland has good teams but a sucky city
Lauren (12:05:28 AM): so we merge
Lauren (12:05:30 AM): to make
Lauren (12:05:32 AM): cleveburgh
Me (12:06:06 AM): haha! omg! evil genius!
Me (12:06:13 AM): but that seems a little impossible
Lauren (12:06:15 AM): thank you, thank you
Lauren (12:06:25 AM): hmm yes
Me (12:06:27 AM): there'd have to be a pittsland full of crap
Lauren (12:06:35 AM): it's like taking fraternal twins and making them siamese
Lauren (12:06:46 AM): lol
Me (12:07:11 AM): haha, wow, that's a weird comparison, but i'll take it
Lauren (12:07:34 AM): cool
Lauren (12:08:58 AM): so did you see the episode of spongebob where they were trying to move the city of bikini bottom away from the alaskan bull worm?
Me (12:09:15 AM): wow. no. remember? no cable?
Lauren (12:09:42 AM): oh yeah
Lauren (12:09:48 AM): it's a very philosophical show
Lauren (12:09:52 AM): but anyways
Lauren (12:09:52 AM): yes
Lauren (12:10:01 AM): the whole city gets on one side and starts pushin
Lauren (12:10:06 AM): that's what we need to go
Lauren (12:10:08 AM): *do
Me (12:11:23 AM): yes, i bet with both of our strong mental brain power, we can move them together sitting here in front of our computers
Lauren (12:11:48 AM): ok
Lauren (12:11:50 AM): wanna start now?
Me (12:12:41 AM): umm.. i'm a bit distracted. we should schedule a time.
Lauren (12:12:50 AM): ok
Lauren (12:12:59 AM): umm tomrrow at 2 sound good?
Lauren (12:14:23 AM): i'll do cleveland and you can do pittsburgh??
Lauren (12:14:33 AM): or what if we just both concentrate on beaver falls
Lauren (12:14:45 AM): and try to graivtate the two cities toward there?
Me (12:16:44 AM): haha, why can't we get the teams to pgh and the crappy ones to cleveland?
Lauren (12:17:15 AM): blah cause of the rivalry
Me (12:17:43 AM): haha, no i just want all the good stuff here so i don't have to get up
Me (12:17:47 AM): you know, and move
Lauren (12:18:15 AM): lol
Lauren (12:28:19 AM): dont hope for too much, eh?
Me (12:29:19 AM): well, as melissa always says, "if you set your goals too high, you'll be really disappointed if they fall through. set your goals low and it's a win-win."
Lauren (12:29:31 AM): lol
Me (12:29:32 AM): well, it's not really quoted, but it's the gist/jist
Lauren (12:29:36 AM): right
Lauren (12:29:42 AM): but just the fact that you quoted her
Lauren (12:29:47 AM): makes her seem a LOT smarter :-)
Me (12:30:08 AM): haha, well, i couldn't think of her exact words
Lauren (12:30:44 AM): well you attributed a philosophical claim made by her
Me (12:31:02 AM): well, it's the idea, not the words.
Lauren (12:31:23 AM): which is the same thing i just said, right?
Me (12:32:10 AM): well, i guess so, if you really think about it. but did i think about it? no, i don't think so. see?
Lauren (12:32:41 AM): fine go ahead and waste a precious skill
Me (12:32:56 AM): you mean thinking?
Lauren (12:33:37 AM): yes
Lauren (1:10:27 AM): what's the recommend amount of sleep people should get in a work week
Lauren (1:10:33 AM): i feel like i'm seriously violating it
Me (1:11:07 AM): well, you violate it if you get too much. i think you're ignoring it.
Aflacbot (1:02:30 AM): Tell me more about thinking.
Me (1:02:37 AM): thinking sucks
Aflacbot (1:02:39 AM): Whats so bad about it?
Me (1:02:46 AM): it involves thinking
Aflacbot (1:02:48 AM): What about it?
Me (1:03:05 AM): thinking? well, you DO KNOW that you're makingme think righ tnow, right?
Aflacbot (1:03:07 AM): I am thinking all the time. All of them?
Me (1:03:13 AM): what?
Aflacbot (1:03:15 AM): Are you surprised?
Me (1:03:24 AM): i guess more confused
Lydia (1:03:27 AM): lol i got up to get cereal
Me (1:03:36 AM): mmMMMmm midnight snack
Lydia (1:03:40 AM): lol
Me (1:04:10 AM): well, i'm sorta hungry now that you mention it...
Me (1:04:15 AM): ::searching fridge::
Lydia (1:04:17 AM): get somethign ot eat!
Lydia (1:04:18 AM): lol
Me (1:06:04 AM): okay, i was going to heat up some empanadas, but i was like, "it's too much work", so i grabbed a piece of meat. which i'm now eating. haha - i know i'm weird.
Lydia (1:06:20 AM): lol
Lydia (1:06:22 AM): what kind of meat?
Me (1:07:09 AM): umm.. is it bad that i don't know? well, my dad made it and left it out for when we got home from oakland. i think it's a part of a cow.
Lydia (1:07:23 AM): lol
Melissa: you dork!!
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Me: haha, thanks for distracting me - how goes it?
Me: it seems that you're talking to schaef
Me: so i'll let you guys chat
Melissa: nonono
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Melissa: hahaha
Melissa: stupid
Me: you know, i can hear you type. you're freaky-loud
Melissa: hahaha
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Auto response from Me: homework - i've got to earn a living somehow
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Melissa: hahahah
Melissa: a
Melissa: funny aways
Me: thank you
Melissa: hahaha
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Auto response from Me: homework - yeah, that's right. that's the final straw. one more IM and i'm.... stopping my homework!
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Melissa: hahahaa
Melissa: *ha
Melissa: hahaha
Melissa: funny girl
me lynn duh: omg, melissa, why???
Me: why are you doing this to me?
Melissa: (shakes head(=)
Melissa: hahaha
Me: fine, no more away msg
Mike (9:09:34 PM): what are the other two sisters doing
Me (9:10:18 PM): marissa: nursing // melissa: engineering
Me (9:10:30 PM): i was thinking about engineering, but it's like copying on melissa
Mike (9:11:56 PM): not if you do better lol
Me (9:12:47 PM): haha, that's mean. well, i don't know. i'd be taking the same classes melissa is unless i pick a different engineering specialty. umm... and i was thinking about pharmacy too, but i dunno
Me (9:12:55 PM): i don't have a "passion" for things
Mike (9:13:12 PM): my dad is here
Mike (9:13:25 PM): he said "pharmacy? she'll be dealing drugs"
Me (9:14:28 PM): yes! i will be melinda, the drug dealer, working alongside my plannign engineer and nurse to dole out the stuff
Steph (9:25:16 PM): i love filipinos
Me (9:26:07 PM): me too!
Me (9:26:09 PM): i love me!
Steph (9:26:36 PM): you are awesome, you should!
Me (9:27:35 PM): thank you
Steph (9:32:14 PM): i speak the truth
Me (9:50:24 PM): ANYway, any new crushes/ppl to talk about? i'm ou tof things
Steph (9:51:44 PM): lol
Steph (9:51:45 PM): sorry
Steph (9:51:47 PM): nope
Steph (9:51:56 PM): i'm a boring person
Me (9:52:12 PM): no you're not. you should practice your convo skills on me
Me (9:52:14 PM): shooot
Steph (9:52:30 PM): i have a really ugly cold sore now
Me (9:53:15 PM): haha. i suggest you don't open all convos like that.
Me (9:53:19 PM): but it works.
Me (9:53:26 PM): hope you feel better
Steph (9:53:33 PM): thanks
Me (9:55:19 PM): well, okay. try more conversational starters.
Steph (9:55:24 PM): hey
Steph (9:55:27 PM): how are you?
Steph (9:55:31 PM): where are you from?
Steph (9:55:42 PM): isn't this cold sore nasty?
Me (9:56:12 PM): haha, i like the last bit. you should try some other things.
Me (9:56:15 PM): like a joke
Me (9:56:18 PM): or a story
Me (9:56:28 PM): or say "snake" then walk away
Steph (9:56:37 PM): lol
Steph (9:57:14 PM): i like that
Me (9:57:48 PM): yeah, you get to see ppl's reactions. it's fun.
Me (9:57:56 PM): i haven't tried it personally though
Steph (9:58:04 PM): i could
Steph (9:58:53 PM): meow
Lauren (9:39:17 PM): i ate way too much chocolate today
Lauren (9:39:25 PM): i think i'm going to die from it now
Me (9:39:41 PM): haha! at least it was all worth it
Me (9:39:43 PM): right?
Lauren (9:39:52 PM): not really
Lauren (9:39:54 PM): ok
Lauren (9:39:56 PM): i ate today
Lauren (9:40:04 PM): a hersheys almond bar
Lauren (9:40:06 PM): oreos
Me (9:41:35 PM): well, i say it was worth it
Me (9:41:39 PM): die happy!
Lauren (9:41:41 PM): haha
Lauren (9:41:45 PM): blahh far from it
Me (9:42:21 PM): well, eat something filling
Lauren (9:42:29 PM): why
Me (9:42:31 PM): it might make you feel less... chocalatey
Lauren (9:42:39 PM): i feel yucky
Lauren (9:42:45 PM): i'd just be solidifying the yukiness
Me (9:42:59 PM): yeah, then you can do numbe rtwo and got on with your life
Lauren (9:43:10 PM): i thought that was cuased by liquids
Me (9:45:32 PM): what? number two?
Lauren (9:46:14 PM): yeah
Me (9:48:16 PM): oh, well, unless you want diarreah, you should got something else to poop out. (omg, i can't believe i'm saying this)
Lauren (9:48:27 PM): LMAO!!!
Me (9:08:32 PM): hey, how are and stuff?
Me (9:08:34 PM): *you
Josh (9:08:40 PM): what?
Me (9:08:50 PM): haha, i didn't type "you" for some reason
Me (9:08:55 PM): i backspaced too much
Me (9:08:58 PM): and didn't read
Me (9:09:00 PM): till later
Josh (9:09:31 PM): ooh ok
Josh (9:09:34 PM): it's quite alright
Josh (9:09:36 PM): I'm good... and stuff
Me (9:16:47 PM): brb
Me (9:18:49 PM): sorry
Josh (9:18:54 PM): it's quite alright
Josh (9:19:01 PM): nothing stole my attention since you left
Me (9:20:30 PM): wow, you've just been staring at the computer for... two minutes?
Josh (9:20:55 PM): you better believe it
Me (9:22:41 PM): well, that sucks. so how was your day?
Josh (9:23:24 PM): there was school
Josh (9:23:26 PM): it lacked...
Me (9:23:42 PM): school lacking? tell me somethingi don't know.
Josh (9:25:17 PM): I once open mouth kissed a horse
Me (9:25:35 PM): eww ewww ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh (9:25:42 PM): yes that's something you didn't know
Me (9:25:49 PM): how long did it take for you to think of that one?
Josh (9:25:52 PM): haven't you ever seen Austin Powers Goldmember?
Josh (9:26:09 PM): Foxy Cleopatra says "tell me something I don't know" and Austin says what I said
Me (9:26:57 PM): omg, really? then i sort of knew that. cuz i watched it. i just don't remember. you totally lied!
Josh (9:28:23 PM): I didn't TOTALLY lie
Josh (9:28:25 PM): it actually is from the movie
Me (9:29:56 PM): no, you led me to believe that YOU did that
Me (9:30:00 PM): now, that was sick
Me (9:30:01 PM): and wrong
Me (9:30:04 PM): sick and wrong
Josh (9:31:47 PM): hahaha
Josh (9:31:49 PM): no way
Josh (9:32:04 PM): I haven't even touched a horse in a long time let alone open mouth kissed it
Me (9:32:51 PM): that's better. the truth AND i didn't know it.
Josh (9:34:00 PM): crazy
Me (9:35:45 PM): i know.
Me (11:14:13 PM): melissa: oh schaefer's there
Me (11:14:18 PM): ((that's what she said)
Me (11:14:20 PM): )
Lauren (11:14:20 PM): HOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me (11:14:35 PM): melissa: you're a penny-prostitute
Lauren (11:17:36 PM): i have free minutes now
Lauren (11:17:44 PM): but apparently they're not "free"
Lauren (11:17:48 PM): i dunno how the heck it works
Me (11:18:13 PM): wait, you mean on your cell? well, they're out for your money
Lauren (11:19:15 PM): blah and amputees are out for my limbs
Lauren (11:19:20 PM): and cancer patients are out for my organs
Lauren (11:19:31 PM): and p2p networks are out for my hardrive
Me (11:19:36 PM): well, maybe not YOURS, but yeah
Me (11:19:38 PM): that's what i mean
Lauren (11:20:56 PM): hahaha
Me (11:21:05 PM): mr sarkis was on the news again
Lauren (11:21:14 PM): oh my god
Lauren (11:21:24 PM): did they find an umbrella in his backpack?
Lauren: i'm WASTE OF TIME
Lauren: oops
Lauren: caps
Lauren: i'm a waste of time
Lauren: which is what i wanted to sya before
Me: well, with the caps it looks dramatic
Lauren: lol yah
Me: well, you're not a waste of time
Me: you want a good song?
Me: bright eyes "waste of paint"
Lauren: ok
Me: which is what you reminded me of
Me: by what you said
Lauren: i'm a waste of paint?
Me: you're not a waste of paint
Lauren: oh my god
Me: which is what i mean
Me: what?
Me: what omg?
Lauren:
Me: i'm a waste of paint?
Me: oh my god
Me: well, see? i corrected myself
Lauren: yah i did see
Me: okay yeah
Me: it's a good song
Me: like... emo
Me: whatever that is
Lauren: bla
Lauren: h
Lauren: dont like emo
Me: oh then that song sucks
Lauren: LOL
Me: haha. wow. you tend to go for the cookie. i think cookies AND ice cream is good
Julie: hahahahaha
Julie: cookies and ice cream are good
Julie: you're grammar is slipping after all this time away from school, haha [ Note that Julie's "you're" is wrong. ] Me: oh, no. the idea of "cookies and ice cream" TOGETHER (as one unit) IS good
Me: there.
Julie: hahahahahaha
Julie: oh, ok
Julie: that's better
Me: thanks
Me: i knew i did that for a reason
Julie: i bite my thumb at you sir!
Me: sir? that was so.... low! well, bugger. go to L!
Me: but not really...
Julie: hahahaha
Julie: i was trying to be shakespearian
Julie: but....i guess it doesn't work with our gender, does it?
Me: haha, well, men DID play women
Me: so i guess....
Julie: ah, very true
Julie: that's really weird
Julie: i mean, would you be considered honored if you were a man and you got to play juliette?
Julie: i think i''d just quit
Me: yes... well... no. because actors in general were not honored
Julie: lol, man you're just killing me, aren't you?
Julie: you're right
Julie: again
Julie: lol
Julie: haha, did you know that radiohead has a song called "fake pastic trees"?
Me: no
Me: i didn't know that
Julie: i didn't either
Me: i don't know a lot of things
Julie: until right now
Julie: i've never even heard it
Julie: but i see the title
Julie: isn't it a little redundant?
Julie: "fake plastic"
Me: well...
Me: it could mean that it's not relly plastic
Julie: i mean, if they're plastic, of course they're going to be fake
Me: it's a fake plasitc
Julie: haha
Julie: i get it
Me: yup
Me: see>
Julie: so if it's fake plastic, then what the heck is it?
Julie: real plastic?
Me: it's... rubber
Julie: what's real plastic?
Me: plastic is real plastic
Julie: haha, but then why don't they say "rubber trees"
Julie: haha, that'd be a fun song
Julie: we should write it
Me: haha, well, you can write it. i can edit it
Me: i have no time for your little side projects!
Julie: hahahaha
Julie: fine
Julie: i'll go be a genius song writer by myself then
Michele: tu es a pitt?
Me: si!
Michele: ah, si, si! attendo (lol) una clase?
Me: yo asiste' dos clases hoy
Michele: (THAT IS THE WORD asistir a)
Michele: cuales?
Me: si. matematicas (calc) y fisicas (physics)
Michele: ah, asisto a las clases de francais y quimica
Michele: Sabes si nuestros composiciones de la clase de ingles (are due) para viernes?
Me: probab-limente
Me: i'm done withit
Michele: y tu....
Michele: espero dr.lee hace no escuela manana
Me: yo tambien
Michele: es conversacion es muy divertida
Me: si, pero es muy dificil
Michele: ah, sabe tambien
Michele: es practica
Me: si, pueden (become) las expertas ? de espanol
Michele: si, si!!
Me: ay!
Me: yo tengo que ir
Me: adios
Lauren (10:55:35 PM): so how about i'm gonna join a meditation group here
Me (10:55:54 PM): a meditation group? seriously?
Lauren (10:55:58 PM): uh huh
Me (10:56:01 PM): well, i guess you have a lot to think about
Lauren (10:56:04 PM): haha yah i do
Lauren (10:56:20 PM): we do 20 minutes sitting 15 minute walking and then i think another 20 min sitting
Lauren (10:56:25 PM): and you can come and go whenever you want
Me (10:56:44 PM): haha, i think you do that anyways w/o a group
Lauren (10:56:51 PM): haha
Lauren (10:56:54 PM): tried it
Lauren (10:56:55 PM): but i mean
Lauren (10:57:00 PM): there's a "beginner's sit"
Lauren (10:57:09 PM): so there's gotta be something more to do
Me (10:57:10 PM): what?
Lauren (10:57:11 PM): *it
Lauren (10:57:13 PM): i mean
Lauren (10:57:14 PM): it
Me (10:57:28 PM): beginner's it?
Lauren (10:57:33 PM): sit
Lauren (10:57:36 PM): beginners sit
Me (10:59:31 PM): wait. okay. wher'ed the "it" come from?
Lauren (10:59:43 PM): you made it up
Me (10:59:57 PM):
Lauren (10:57:11 PM): *it
Lauren (10:57:13 PM): i mean
Lauren (10:57:14 PM): it
Lauren (11:00:21 PM): so there's gotta be something more to it
Me (11:00:40 PM): haha. OH!
Me (11:00:42 PM): okay
Lauren (11:00:47 PM): lol
Me (11:00:48 PM): that totally makes sense now
Lauren (11:00:52 PM): melinda you are so g/ml
Me (11:01:08 PM): what?
Lauren (11:01:13 PM): g/ml
Lauren (11:01:16 PM): dense
Me (11:01:24 PM): omg.
Me (11:01:26 PM): i know
Lauren (11:01:32 PM): lolololololololol
Me (12:37:26 AM): hey, so did you send essays with your apps?
Lauren (12:38:01 AM): yeah
Lauren (12:38:06 AM): i had to do 6 for carlow
Lauren (12:38:08 AM): <Me (12:38:18 AM): haha, carlow?
Me (12:38:23 AM): was that a real option for you?
Lauren (12:38:25 AM): dangandgna
Lauren (12:38:26 AM): no
Lauren (12:38:26 AM): i mean
Lauren (12:38:28 AM): cornell
Lauren (12:38:29 AM): geez
Lauren (12:38:35 AM): that was the biggest typo of my life
Lauren (1:15:27 AM): i gotta go to bed
Lauren (1:15:32 AM): econ at 8
Me (1:15:41 AM): yeah, i better start my hw too
Lauren (1:15:43 AM): yah
Lauren (1:15:44 AM): ahhahahaha
Me (1:15:44 AM): yes!
Lauren (1:15:50 AM): i love the senior insomnia
Me (1:15:55 AM): haha
Lauren (1:15:57 AM): you're a good kid, melinda :-)
Me (6:48:53 PM): so how was your saturday?
Kelley (6:49:16 PM): lol not bad urs?
Me (6:49:47 PM): kinda... dull... i guess
Kelley (6:50:18 PM): lol sounds fun
Me (6:50:37 PM): yes, if fun can be dull... then yes
Kelley (6:50:44 PM): lol
Me (4:38:04 PM): like, right now, the song, "Row Row Row your Boat" is stuck in my head
Me (4:38:11 PM): i don't know why
Abigail (4:38:47 PM): ookay?
Me (4:38:51 PM): haha yeah
Abigail (4:39:30 PM): row row your boat...
Me (4:40:07 PM): gently down the sea
Abigail (4:40:21 PM): its gonna get in my head
Me (4:40:29 PM): yeah, it's definitely still in mine
Me (4:50:08 PM): now: "in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiight...."
Abigail (4:50:30 PM): i hate that song!
Me (4:50:34 PM): haha
Me (4:50:38 PM): that's a good song!
Abigail (4:50:39 PM): where are you getting these songs from?
Me (4:50:42 PM): a weemawet
Me (4:50:46 PM): ??
Me (4:50:49 PM): ::shrugs::
Me (4:50:51 PM): i suck
Abigail (4:52:22 PM): haha
Melissa: xerigsklf
Melissa: kagjvnfkl,\
Melissa: fbs
Melissa: rfbmjf
Me: bxcubs jsdba enins??
Me: chxicn sndie nw!?!?
Melissa: adsgasf
Melissa: lkdcg
Melissa: fik
Me: lkjhd sfakljn
Melissa: lirke'alsdkgf
Melissa: lfdki
Melissa: likfe sticks
Me: this is the stupidest conversation
Me: haha - life sticks
Melissa: you're a stupid conversion
Me: you know what?
Melissa: no
Me: i'm rubber, and you're glass
Me: you break
Melissa: you weird
Melissa: more like
Me: you suck
Melissa: ly
Melissa: you stick
Me: you smell
Melissa: you decay
Me: you dissolve
Melissa: you ........ hibernate
Me: you don't
Melissa: your wrong
Me: you're wrong
Melissa: you're wrong
Me: haha - i'm right
Melissa: you're wrong
Lou: lol u'll having fun rn't u lol
Me: yeah, deifintely
Me: though, it IS making me slack off again
Lou: well then that's not good
Me: yeah, but it's fun
Me: and fun is good
Me: so it's a paradox
Lou: haha ya
Me: haha, okay, what's the origin of milwaukie (sp?)?
Lauren: well as alice puts it "from the algonquin word 'millee wau kay' or the good land"
Lauren: and he keeps going on
Me: haha, well, good to know
Lauren: you need to watch waynes world, that's it
Lauren: lol
Me: yeah, i know. i'll put it on my "to do after everythign else" list
Lauren: how about
Lauren: my mom went to a lesbian bar this weekend
Me: wow.
Lauren: yeah
Me: that was random
Lauren: well she called me just now
Lauren: my mom was like "oh my god i've never seen so many gay people in my life"
Me: anyway, since i'm done now, i better get off the omcputer
Lauren: yes
Lauren: ooook
Me: i think more ppl need to use the facilities
Me: yep
Me: a crowd just came in
Lauren: haha weird
Me: i know, library rush hour
Me (9:21:40 PM): i need more sleep
Lauren (9:21:48 PM): yeah so do i
Me (9:22:19 PM): take a nap now. meditate. and dance. float in air.
Lauren (9:22:28 PM): hahahahhahahaa
Lauren (9:22:34 PM): yah what was that? LOL
Me (9:22:57 PM): haha, i think he was tired too.....
Me (9:23:06 PM): that was funny though
Me (9:23:07 PM): :)
Lauren (9:26:35 PM): yeah
Lauren (9:26:36 PM): haha
Me (9:22:46 PM): you make me feel better
Michele (9:22:49 PM): no problem my sista
Michele (9:22:57 PM): am i like a hallmark card?
Michele (9:22:58 PM): lol
Me (9:23:24 PM): yes, a lifesize, 3-d hallmark trademark
Michele (9:25:53 PM): thanks! :-)
Michele (9:31:46 PM): random question...why do u have a black hole on ur IM?
Michele (9:31:47 PM): lol
Me (9:32:13 PM): haha, cuz i liked the icon i guess... ::srugs::
Me (9:32:15 PM): *h
Michele (9:33:24 PM): its cool...poor little guy..gets sucked into a black hole
Michele (9:33:28 PM): i like it though
Me (9:34:14 PM): haha, yeah. you gotta feel for the guy while also laughing at him
Michele (9:34:49 PM): i know...cuz u never know when u might be sucked into a black hole
Michele (9:34:56 PM): :slurp: goes the black hole
Me (9:35:12 PM): haha, it's a vicous cycle
Brian (4:43:43 PM): you cant derive if it aint continuous
Me (4:44:17 PM): woah - double negatives. so you can derive is it's continuous?
Me (4:44:22 PM): *if
Brian (4:44:45 PM): yes
Brian (4:45:06 PM): that isnt a double negative
Me (4:45:25 PM): you cant derive if it aint continuous
Brian (4:45:44 PM): a sentance with two negatives isnt neccesarily a double negative
Brian (4:45:53 PM): you cant not derive
Brian (4:45:56 PM): is a double negative
Me (4:46:46 PM): well, the fact that there were two negatives allows me to use the term "double". if i say that's there's a double negative, i meant there were two negatively-connotative words
Brian (4:47:43 PM): i suppose, but you used a term that has a real grammatical definition... you can call a motorcycle an automobile
Brian (4:47:58 PM): and be right techincally-- but people will sitll look at you funny
Me (4:48:28 PM): haha, well, at least you're the only one who can look at me funny for my "faux pa" (sp?)
Brian (4:48:41 PM): o_0
Brian (4:48:48 PM): 0_o
Brian (4:48:48 PM): @_@
Me (4:49:36 PM): wow, i didn't think you could actually pull that off
Me (4:49:38 PM): kudos
Brian (4:49:42 PM): hehe
Brian (4:49:45 PM): why thank you
Michele (9:18:53 PM): do you peaksay igpay atinlay?
Me (9:19:19 PM): eh, un-ay, ocito-pay.
Michele (9:19:41 PM): was that spanish pig latin?
Me (9:19:52 PM): haha, yes! combining the two
Michele (9:20:00 PM): whoah
Me (9:20:02 PM): i don't know, i think i'm still trying to think in spanish
Michele (9:20:07 PM): ur tri-lingual?
Michele (9:21:50 PM): so...i wish it weren't so cold in the mornings...my fingers turn blue during tennis
Me (9:22:04 PM): haha, bring gloves!
Me (9:22:13 PM): if you were hardcore, you wouldn't care
Michele (9:22:13 PM): then i can't hold the raquet
Me (9:22:22 PM): eh... gloves with grip
Michele (9:22:22 PM): it just hurts
Michele (9:22:38 PM): good idea...but it still messes up the grip especially for serves
Michele (9:22:42 PM): i guess i will have to be hardcore
Me (9:23:32 PM): yes, forget the pain. concentrate on the serve.... BE the serve
Michele (9:23:56 PM): transform into the serve
Michele (9:24:12 PM): thats a good slogal...BE the serve
Michele (9:26:34 PM): "Tennis the only game where love means nothing"
Me (3:43:06 PM): haha, this one user name is "nose picker"
Lydia (3:43:15 PM): you are SO easily entertained
Lydia (3:43:16 PM): lol
Me (3:43:32 PM): haha, it made me laugh SO HARD!
Me (3:44:01 PM): omg, another one "CaptHook" though, it's not as blunt as "nose picker"
Lydia (3:44:10 PM): ohhh i get it! LOCKS! pick!
Lydia (3:44:15 PM): sorry i can be so slow
Me (3:44:20 PM): haha, no problem
James (3:34:40 PM): hidy hO!
Me (3:35:02 PM): whoa. hiddly-ho neighborino
James (3:36:00 PM): oh lame ville!
Me (3:36:12 PM): population, me
James (3:37:24 PM): lol
James (3:37:29 PM): sad, but true
Me (3:37:34 PM): hey!
Me (3:37:41 PM): aren't you supposed to stick up for me???
Lauren: i want one of those mp3 libraries that you can put on shuffle at a party
Lauren: and it's just freaking sweet :-)
Me: sounds succulent
Lauren: hahahah
Lauren: haha i was watching this rodney dangerfield movie
Lauren: and he was in a hot tub with a bunch of girls
Lauren: and a girl named bubbles was walking into the tub
Lauren: cause he said "what the heck is a hot tub without bubbles?"
Lauren: and when she walked in, he said "so, honey, what's your favorite subject?"
Lauren: she said "poetry"
Lauren: he said "well then, maybe you can straighten out my longfellow"
Lauren: hehe i thought it was cute
Lauren: well
Lauren: i laughed
Me: haha!! cute?!
Lauren: well
Me: what a line(s)
Lauren: i laughed
Lauren: maybe that was a poor choice of a word
Me: haha, it's deifinitely funny
Lauren: yeah
Me: i'll give rodney that
Lauren: ok so this music downloading program that i'm looking at
Lauren: has you sign a contract with them for a dollar a month
Lauren: which is better than a dollar a track
Lauren: you can download movies and music
Lauren: i dont know if i want to get involved with this
Lauren: it says it's 100% legal
Lauren: and has a legal disclaimer page describing it
Lauren: do you think it's worth it?
Me: woah, and get entangled in legalities. i don't think so. $1 a month is $12 a year. if you keep at that rate, you'll be spending all your extra "dollar store" chache
Lauren: yeah well it's a 2 year committment
Lauren: you can also order a lifetime membership for 37 95
Me: lifetime? your life? your computer's life? can you pass this down to your kids???
Me: you don't know
Me: and that's how they get you
Lauren: probably until they die
Lauren: i know i dont want to do tha
Lauren: t
Me: die, you mean?
Lauren: yeah
Lauren: well i mean the site
Me: oh
Me: then don't
Lauren: yeah you're right
Me: i know
Me: i always am
Lauren: lol
Lou: ... u never saw the punisher it awesome movie, tho a bit violen t lol
Me: haha. violence i don't mind. unless there are knives. i hate knives...
Lou: o ya there were knives... he threw a knife... hmm probably don't want to kno if u don't like knives lol
Me: well, throwing eh.. doesn't faze/phase me. just.. umm... "slicing and dicing" i guess
Me: like, i can't stand slit throats
Me: or suicidal razors on wrists
Me: you know, that sort of thing
Lou: well he trough it into the guy's throat... lol
Me: woah, okay. ew.
Lou: told u
Kelley (4:23:43 PM): YOU"RE APPLYING TO YALE??!!?!?!?!
Me (4:23:49 PM): maybe....
Me (4:23:53 PM): it was a though
Me (4:23:54 PM): t
Kelley (4:24:02 PM): OMG UR SO FRICKIN SMART! lol
Me (4:24:22 PM): well,i didn't say that i got in
Lauren (4:28:31 PM): i'm kind of crazy right now
Lauren (4:28:35 PM): cause i have a test soon
Me (4:29:36 PM): what's it on?
Lauren (4:29:44 PM): calc :-(
Me (4:29:52 PM): haha, good luck....
Me (4:29:58 PM): derivatives etc?
Lauren (4:33:25 PM): and more
Lauren (4:33:25 PM): :-)
Me (4:33:56 PM): may the god of calculus guide you
Lauren (4:34:04 PM): hahahaha
Lauren (4:34:16 PM): how about answer my questions
Me (4:36:07 PM): ah, but then how would you learn?
Lauren (4:42:11 PM): ussia already "taught" me
Lauren (4:42:13 PM): ha what a joke
Lauren (4:42:15 PM): ussia is a joke
Me (4:44:12 PM): wow, this is to that, and that is to that2 so this is to that2. you just proved yourself in logic.
Lauren (4:44:45 PM): really?
Lauren (4:44:53 PM): coooooool
Lauren (4:45:06 PM): i hate logical fallaices in ap eng
Lauren (4:45:09 PM): loudon likes them
Lauren (4:45:11 PM): but they're stupid
Me (4:46:16 PM): haha, sing it sister
Lauren (4:46:45 PM): LOL
Me (10:12:26 AM): so what have you been up to?
Austin Powers (10:12:27 AM): Not much.
Me (10:12:36 AM): that's boring
Austin Powers (10:12:37 AM): What is that, exactly?
Me (10:12:48 AM): boring? well, it's an adjective.
Austin Powers (10:12:49 AM): Whatever, baby. You're freaking me out!
Me (10:34:55 AM): yep. Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Austin Powers (10:34:56 AM): I haven't quite sussed you out, melynnduh!
Well that plane has sailed. Where to next then?
Me (10:35:12 AM): the plane sailed?
Austin Powers (10:35:13 AM): Possibly... I'm not quite certain!
Well that plane has sailed. Shall we move on then?
Me (10:35:19 AM): where?
Austin Powers (10:35:19 AM): Where do you think?
Me (10:35:25 AM): i don't know
Austin Powers (10:35:25 AM): Well think about it then.
Me (10:35:31 AM): i am!
Austin Powers (10:35:31 AM): Yes you are.
Me (10:35:34 AM): see?
Austin Powers (10:35:34 AM): This ain't my bag, baby!
Welly welly well. Where to next?
Me (10:38:16 AM): i don't know.
Me (10:44:40 AM): how are you?
SecretSparkle (10:44:41 AM): I'm doin' alright, melynnduh. How 'bout you?
Me (10:44:48 AM): eh, i'm so-so.
SecretSparkle (10:44:48 AM): You're so-so?
Me (10:44:51 AM): yeah.
SecretSparkle (10:44:52 AM): Yeah, huh? So?
Me (10:44:59 AM): woah? what's going on here?
SecretSparkle (10:45:00 AM): Not much.
Me (10:45:04 AM): haha, okay.
comparison of AIM bots:
Me: tell me a good story
Austin Powers (10:53:33 AM): I don't really know any stories!
SecretSparkle (10:53:46 AM): Sorry... I don't know any stories.
SmarterChild (10:53:57 AM): OK. There once was a human named Me who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
Me: my back is itchy.
Austin Powers (10:55:09 AM): Your back is itchy, you say. And so?
SecretSparkle (10:55:17 AM): Your back is itchy?
SmarterChild (10:55:02 AM): Eh. Whatever.
GREEBES
Me: hey, when you hear the word "greebe" what pops into your head?
Michele: nothing
Michele: actuallly...i just thought of dween
Michele: dweeb
Me: hey, when you hear the word "greebe" what pops into your head?
Julie: mr. partridge
Julie: haha, no, that's not right
Julie: dr. k
Julie: and that dumb workbook
Julie: *shudder*
Julie: i said mr. partridge cause of that stupid overhead he had....what were those things called?
Me: haha!
Julie: i can't remember
Me: i don't recall overheads
Julie: haha, idk, there was something about a polygon, and i forget what they were called
Julie: it wasn't a real polygon, it was just an example of something or other
Me: ???
Me: wow, i'm lost
Julie: haha, oh well
Julie: someday i will remember, and it will crash into my memory like an egg on a brick wall, and i'll tell you all about it
Julie: lol
Me: wow, good smilie
Julie: lol thanks
Me: hey, when you hear the word "greebe" what pops into your head?
Melissa: free bee
Melissa: freebie
Melissa: wait, let me change that
Melissa: greedy
Melissa: hmmm....
Melissa: no, grethen
Melissa: gretchen
Melissa: from the gingerberead house thingy
Me: no! when you think of a THING!
Melissa: what?
Melissa: I mean eh?
Melissa: wha?
Melissa: the heck
Melissa: are you talkin
Melissa: 'bout
Me: WHAT is a greebe?
Melissa: girl?
Melissa: wha?
Melissa: that's an actual word?
Me: no
Melissa: ok, completely befuddles
Melissa: *fuddled
Me: hey, when you hear the word "greebe" what pops into your head?
Brian: something green and lumpy
Brian: blob thing
Brian: it sounds like the kind of thing that attacks you in the woods
Me: a green lumpy blob?
Brian: yes'
Me: okay, well, that doesn't help
Brian: why
Me: i have to come up with what a "greebe" is for economics
Brian: got me
Me: haha, well, in our workbooks are example graphs and they use greebes as products. as extra credit we have to come up with a winning idea of what a greebe is
Brian: pet rock?
Me: haha! okay, i'll go with pet rock
Me: and it's price keeps on fluctuating because of the types of rocks available to make it
Brian: tada
Me: perfect
Me: thanks!
Brian: np
Julie: haha, i heard all about melissa's hat
Me: :-)
Julie: lol
Me: haha
Me: melissa's a funny one
Me: she's wearing a different cap
Me: but another cap, nonetheless
Julie: hahaha yeah
Me: i told her that sideways was not the way to go
Julie: haha, yeah, most def
Julie: but hey, if she can pull it off....
Julie: lol
Me: ((trust me, she can't))
Julie: hahahahahahahahaha
Julie: *sit beside the breakfast table, think about your troubles.....pour yourself a cup of tea, and think about the bubbles.....*
Me: sit inside the nook in the wall and think away your worries; drink yourself a cup of milk and sleep blah blah blah blahblah
Julie: hahahahahahaha
Julie: thanks for that
Julie: lol
Me: yeah, i tried. it didn't make sense
Julie: haha, but it made me laugh, and that's all that matters
Me: :-) great!
Me: so what's for dinner?
Brian: chinese
Me: mMm. well, you should really go for filipino
Me: you know that they stole some of our dishes?!
Me: those chinese
Me: ...
Brian: hehe
Brian: nobody ever mistakes an irish dish for anything else ;-)
Brian: bacon sausage hash browns, steak and mashed potatoes, lamb and a bakes potatoe, meant and potato stew...
Me: because irish food sucks. haha, j/k
Me: actually, i am getting hungry
Brian: go eat
Me: but then again i didn't have much of a lunch
Brian: food is your friend
Me: yes, until it poisons you
Brian: hasnt happened yet
Me: well, i guess food likes you then
Melissa: hi dee ho
Me: bye eee prostitute
Melissa: oh
Melissa: burn
Melissa: ouch
Melissa: stinging
Melissa: pain
Melissa: "tingly
Me: anyway, how are things on your side of the room?
Melissa: we're on the same side of the room
Me: but on different sides of the same side
Melissa: hahaha... bad point
Me: hey!
Melissa: thiswas where I was a bird fly at the window
Me: no way
Me: did it die?
Me: like, smack itself and collapsed?
Melissa: I dunno, I was busyly doing stuff
Melissa: hahahAAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Me: hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Melissa: dorkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Me: awwwwwwwwwww thankkkkkkksssssss
Melissa: cooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Me: aaaaaaaaahhhhhh (you know, this reminds me of finding nemo with that one fish.... who speaks whale)
Melissa: yeah!!!!
Melissa: that one
Me: yeah
Me: that one
Me: THAT one
Melissa: i have no idea what youre talking about
Me: really???
Me: the ellen degeneres one?
Melissa: oh!!! THAT one
Me: sarcasm?
Melissa: (I mean it thsis time)
Me: yea!!
Melissa: *yeah*
Melissa: hip hip huzzah
Me: **hurrah**
Melissa: huZZAH!
Me: huRRah!
Melissa: eh?
Melissa: I should say that more
Melissa: eh?
Melissa: eh?
Me: no, you shouldn't
Me: eh
Me: eh
Me: eh
Me: see?
Me: you'd sound like dubya
Me: :-)
Melissa: luv ya dubya
Me: eh?
Me: :-)
Melissa: wha?
Melissa: that's a good one too
Me: haha, you just want to sound like a bumpkin
Me: **bumpkin**
Me: :-)
Melissa: ah hahahaha
Melissa: bumpkin
Melissa: ah hahahaha
Melissa: that's kooky
Me: kooky!
Melissa: ha! kooky.... ah hahahaha
Melissa: you stinko
Me: i know i smell
Me: it's genetic
Melissa: I'm glad it skips siblings
Melissa: oh!!
Melissa: ouch
Melissa: the pain
Melissa: it huwts!!
Melissa: you sound like papa
Me: haha.... ::rubs forehead::
Me: well, i actually did it
Me: you didnt' see
Melissa: i did not see
Me: i know
Melissa: strange
Me: weird
Melissa: uncanny
Me: odd
Melissa: bizarre
Me: abnormal
Melissa: different (is that stretching it?)
Me: well, i guess you lose
Melissa: no,
Melissa: youre wrong
Melissa: I actually win
Me: well, you're parallel
Melissa: well, youre perpendicular
Me: (because perpendicular is normal)
Me: so i'm normal
Melissa: I have no comment
Me: well i do
Me: and it's: you suck
Me: :-)
Me: wow, you already sent that to me
Me: loser
Melissa: duuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Me: idiot
Melissa: duuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Me: copy and paster
Me: maroon
Me: maron
Me: moron
Melissa: plaster
Melissa: plasterd
Melissa: hammered
Me: screwed
Melissa: you'll get nailed
Melissa: sawed
Me: philipps head-ed
Melissa: bull dozed
Me: dozing offf....
Me: ZzZzZ
Melissa: pillowiness
Me: blankie
Melissa: michela jackson
Me: 's son
Me: that should be his nickname!
Melissa: no
Me: why not?
Melissa: no
Melissa: just no
Me: you know, your argument sucks
Melissa: i dunno
Me: you never do...
Melissa: oh
Melissa: burn
Melissa: ing
Melissa: my
Melissa: self
Me: why woul dyou do that???
Me: that would hurt!
Melissa: oh
Sara: what did i miss in AP eng.?
Me: what you missed: we started "a doll's house"
Me: we needed to read act I and answer a few ?'s for hw
Sara: i dont have my book
Me: well, you could probabaly look up the play
Sara: no thats ok
Sara: lol
Me: some weirdo prob. typed it all up and put it on the internet
Sara: u? no jk
Me: thanks for the INSULT!!!
Michele: what>
Michele: ????
Me: i won a scholarship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michele: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Michele: what is it for?
Michele: is it that black american one?
Me: what? i'm not black!
Michele: i kno!
Michele: know
Michele: i was being sarcastic
Lauren (10:51:55 PM): ohh you're always full of bad ideas
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Auto response from Me (10:51:55 PM): homework would be a good idea just about now...
but then again, i'm never full of good ideas.
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Lauren (10:51:56 PM): like
Lauren (10:51:59 PM): stealing from 7-11
Lauren (10:52:02 PM): and pushing little ladies
Lauren (10:52:04 PM): that's horrible
Joe (12:32:10 AM): i bet u got like perfect ur fuckin smart as all hell
Joe (12:32:24 AM): i wish i was half as smart as u
Me (12:32:56 AM): hey, even if you think i'm smart i have no common sense
Joe (12:33:11 AM): nooo lol u have plenty
Joe (12:33:19 AM): like i was telling this girl that some lady hit me
Joe (12:33:31 AM): she was like o that musta hurt
Joe (12:33:37 AM): i was like um no my car not me
Me (12:34:13 AM): omg! i just burst out laughing!
Me (12:34:16 AM): hahahahha
Me (12:34:26 AM): yeah, i pictured an old lady actually hitting you
Joe (12:34:35 AM): lol
Lydia (11:05:09 PM): still i'm goign to FAIL my chem test
Me (11:05:21 PM): what are you learning?
Lydia (11:05:33 PM): gas laws
Me (11:06:13 PM): haha, for some reason i thought of... farts. well, the reason is pretty obvious. hmm... are those the ones with pv=nrt?
Lydia (11:06:37 PM): lol
Lydia (11:06:37 PM): yep!
Lydia (11:06:43 PM): root mean square and stuff
Me (11:07:03 PM): ah, yeah. that was a "fun" chapter. you'll do fine.
Me (11:07:06 PM): don't worry about it
Me (11:07:13 PM): unless you do better when you worry
Me (11:07:16 PM): then worry away!
Lydia (11:07:40 PM): well it was SOOOo easy last year
Lydia (11:07:44 PM): but it's harder this year
Me (11:09:17 PM): aw! stupid gas. why must there be so much to learn about seemingly see-through substances?
Lydia (11:09:30 PM): lol
Lydia (11:09:31 PM): yeah really!
Lydia (11:09:37 PM): that can be fatal though whcih is kinda cool
Melissa (11:06:11 PM): yup... but I feel bad saying no
Melissa (11:06:19 PM): maybe it would be that bad?
Me (11:06:31 PM): no. you have a right to say no.
Me (11:06:35 PM): but if you think it's bad
Me (11:06:42 PM): then it's bad in your own book
Melissa (11:07:56 PM): what book?
Me (11:27:39 PM): did you tell him? you're going with me!
Me (11:27:43 PM): i'm your date!
Melissa (11:28:03 PM): haha, when you say it, I sound sad
Melissa (11:28:18 PM): (sad pitiful, not sad wahhh)
Me (11:28:49 PM): haha
Me (11:28:52 PM): i know what you meant
Me (11:28:59 PM): but it made me laugh nevertheless
Melissa (11:32:45 PM): good guess
Melissa (11:33:00 PM): hmmm.... close, but no cigarette
Me (11:33:15 PM): good, i don't want lung cancer
Melissa (11:33:55 PM): I wasnt suggesting you smoke it
Me (11:34:12 PM): yeah, ergo "NO cigarette"
Melissa (11:34:33 PM): whaever
Melissa (11:34:46 PM): melinda now sucks
Me (11:34:58 PM): and before i sipped
Melissa (11:35:24 PM): ??
Me (11:35:54 PM): cuz now i suck... with a straw
Me (11:36:07 PM): get it?
Me (11:36:12 PM): i know, a thinker
Melissa (11:41:15 PM): ah! haahahahahahahahhahahah
Melissa (11:41:23 PM): you weirdo
Melissa (11:41:28 PM): you sipper
Melissa (11:41:47 PM): wait... that you mean I call ed you a suker
Melissa (11:42:00 PM): not you "suck"
Me (11:42:12 PM): no, reread....
Melissa (11:42:21 PM): hold on....
Me (11:42:23 PM): Melissa (11:34:46 PM): melinda now sucks
Me (11:34:58 PM): and before i sipped Melissa (11:42:51 PM): o whatever melinda
Melissa (11:43:08 PM): always have an answer for everything don't you!
Melissa (11:43:14 PM): always SO smart
Me (11:43:28 PM): thank you
Melissa (11:43:39 PM): well.... you .......
Melissa (11:43:46 PM): grrr!!!!!!!!!
Me (11:44:59 PM): argh
Melissa (11:45:08 PM): errrr!!!
Me (11:45:35 PM): ar! ::capt'n hook::
Melissa (11:46:05 PM): ahhhh
Melissa (11:46:26 PM): i have no comment for what just happened
Me (11:47:16 PM): i didn't ask for one
Melissa (11:48:27 PM): good, then:
Melissa (11:48:30 PM): ......
Me: hey, do you spell it woah or whoa
Me: cuz i always spell it woah
Me: and i guess that's wrong
Michele: i don't know...i always spell it whoah...but i may be wrong
Michele: we must ask Mr. Webster
Me: good plan
Michele: oh missssttttaaaahh wesbstaaaaaaaaaaa
Michele: crap
Michele: webstaaaaaaa
Me: haha
Me: yeah, it seems to be whoa
Me: i've been spelling it wrong ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!!
Michele: wow...how does that make u feel?
Me: it feels like.... like i've been living a lie. a lie of ignorance. i never even knew.
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Away Message from Me: in a bad mood; bother me with something good
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Lauren: candy
Me: haha
Me: wow, you made me laugh
Me: that's good
Me: i feel better now
Me: thanks
Lauren: lol cool
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Away Message from Me: in a better mood. bother me with something tremendous.
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Marissa (8:11:56 PM): r gettin a lot of work done?
Me (8:12:15 PM): well, i sort of did until i went on a computer
Me (8:12:19 PM): darn these things!
Krista: do you have any pets?
Me: no.... :-\
Krista: aww that sucks...not even a hamster? those are sort of entertaining
Me: haha, i like the "sort of"
Me: no....
Me: i used to have pets
Me: but they had a dismal end
Krista: did u flush goldfish down the toilet?
Krista: mine just died in their tank....then they magically disappeared
Me: awww... well, it would be cool if they literally "magically disappeared"... but mine... my grandfather joked that he ate them
Me: though i can't be too sure if he was kidding
Krista: lol that is so funny! hehehe
Krista: that's kind of strange to tell to a little kid... that their goldfish made a nice bedtime snack
Me: yeah, i thought it was strange too
Me: and kind of scary
Krista: ya
Krista: can goldfish actually be eaten like salmon and swordfish and stuff?
Me: ???? you got me
Krista: would you skin it and fry it or bake it?
Krista: wow.. i am so odd
Me: wow, i'm picturing... and it's bad
Krista: yeah...it wouldn't b very filling since g-fish(i know, i'm too lazy to write gold fish)
Krista: are so small
Me: haha, and to explain yourself you had to type it
Me: yeah, seriously
Me: i know
Krista: hehe
Lauren: i hate thinking stuff is half empty
Lauren: i mean you're adding to it
Lauren: then as it becomes full it's concentration gradient should be measured in the positive
Lauren: but that doens't translate into my life, though
Me: haha, i drew a blank
You have just entered room "Chat 31169405380575889535."
Lauren (8:39:59 PM): so do i have to be the ringmaster of our family circuses again?
Me (8:39:59 PM): haha!
Me (8:40:15 PM): whoa, awesome extended metaphor
Lauren (8:40:19 PM): thank you
Melissa (8:40:20 PM): wha??? who died and made you ringmaster?>
Lauren (8:40:26 PM): you were never born
Lauren (8:40:27 PM): lol
Melissa (8:40:40 PM): I was too born
Melissa (8:40:47 PM): wha?
Me (8:40:52 PM): haha
Lauren (8:40:54 PM): haha you're confused
Lauren (8:40:58 PM): melinda, do you get it?
Melissa (8:41:16 PM): I'm outside of an inside joke looking in
Schaef52599 (8:41:22 PM): lolol
James (11:33:49 AM): Why don't u respond?
James (11:33:51 AM): are u sick?
James (11:33:52 AM): omg!
Me (11:33:56 AM): uh... wow that was weird
James (11:33:57 AM): I'm going to call 911
James (11:34:01 AM): okay
Me (11:34:02 AM): no it's fine
James (11:34:04 AM): ur good
James (11:34:06 AM): whew
Me (11:34:18 AM): yeah, no problems here.
James (11:34:47 AM): okay
James (11:34:48 AM): good
James (11:34:50 AM): bien!
James (11:34:53 AM): Bueno!
James (11:35:02 AM): muy caliente y peligroso!
Me (11:35:36 AM): very hot and dangerous?
James (11:36:15 AM): si, senorita!
James (11:36:16 AM): ole!
James (11:36:27 AM): *dancing the forbidden dance*
Me (11:36:38 AM): uhh.... are you okay in the head?
Me (11:36:49 AM): you seem to be very... i don't know... peppy
James (11:37:18 AM): what's wrong with peppy?
James (11:37:23 AM): I love my pep!
James (11:37:26 AM): PEP CITY!
James (11:37:31 AM): F-town holla!
James (11:37:37 AM): i have a question?
James (11:37:41 AM): are u Jewish?
Me (11:37:47 AM): uhhh.... why?
James (11:37:49 AM): and if not can u act Jewish for me?
Me (11:38:07 AM): why would you want me to act jewish?
James (11:38:33 AM): because I am going to be in the play, and I look a lot like Hitler, I know ur thinking...No, not really, but slap on one of those mustaches, make me comb my hair, and I am one step away from writing mein kumph
James (11:38:36 AM): anyway
James (11:39:10 AM): I am going to have to do a Hitler impersonation for the play...and since I do, I think that you should come to the play and see it, and then get offended, and make the advisors feel really bad
James (11:39:30 AM): because I have said like nine times that I am not going to do that, but I think that they are going to make me.
James (11:39:35 AM): and that makes me lose my pep
Me (11:40:33 AM): well, if the play calls for a hitler, don't you have to play his charcter?
James (11:40:57 AM): no the play calls for a general
James (11:41:03 AM): but they want me to hitler it up
James (11:41:09 AM): we aren't doing the producers
James (11:41:15 AM): we're doing friggin seussical
Me (11:41:47 AM): there's a general in the suessical that needs to be "hitlered up"??
Setting: Hillman computer lab. Melissa, Marissa, and I sit at three adjacent computers IMing eachother.
to Marissa Me: check out my info
Marissa: check out MY info.
Me: you suck SO much!
Marissa: muahahaha.
---------------- meanwhile... ----------------
((I hear Marissa and Melissa laugh to hysterics))
to Marissa Me: what???
Marissa: read my info!!
Melissa (11:37:48 AM): you stealer!!
Melissa (11:37:51 AM): steeler
Melissa (11:37:53 AM): haha
Melissa (11:37:56 AM): what a pun
Me: you guys are so stupid
later
Marissa: check out my info now!
Melissa: I anti-heart you!!!
Melissa: I am also cool
Me: you guys are so stupid
(after laughing extremely hard) to Marissa Me: hey, i like the thing about the "steelers"
Marissa: it was stupid.. her other comments make HER look stupid.
Marissa: :-P
Me: hey, i demand you to put it back in
to Melissa Me (11:43:37 AM): did you rea;;y say that?
Melissa (11:44:02 AM): no
Melissa (11:44:07 AM): she's lying
Me (11:44:10 AM): haha, itr
Me (11:44:15 AM): s SO funny
Melissa (11:44:24 AM): no, its not
Melissa (11:44:26 AM): funny
Me (11:45:04 AM): it's TOTALLY funny
Me (11:45:10 AM): i gotta save this somewhere
Melissa (11:45:30 AM): no
Melissa (11:45:32 AM): you suck
Melissa (11:50:15 AM): melinda, make it stop!!!
Melissa (11:50:39 AM): she's MEAN!!!!
James: u already got replaced
James: in my info
James: so u best say something funny
Me: oh man! i con't believe that you'd throw me away like a used piece... of garbage! ::runs to corner of the room, sobbing::
James: muah ha ha ha
James: GARBAGE *garbage magically appears, I pick it up and throw it at you...you get hit in face with orange rinds*
Me: argh! **telepathically transmits voodoo spell on your house**
James: bitch my mama be a voodoo priest!
James: ha h ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
James: omg...it's working.
James: head is tiny...
James: mind is gargantuam
James: am now a genius
James: and attractive
James: going to the club
Me: wow, that was so not where i was goign with that spell
James: oh my mom counterattacked and made it into happy voodoo.
Me: well, i guess i'm caught in my own powerless web
Me: you win
James: mua ha ha
James: wasn't that a hot evil laugh
Me: i wouldn't know, there's no sound on this computer
James: what?!
Me: hm.. i'll leave you to ponder that.
James: are u going>?!
Lydia (5:41:47 PM): did they do that on purpose?
Me (5:42:11 PM): well, they named us "M"s on purpose
Lydia (5:42:43 PM): marissa and melissa are pretty close
Lydia (5:42:47 PM): well, like, similar
Lydia (5:42:56 PM): way to be the odd one out melinda!
Me (5:43:41 PM): well, no, if you look at it: MarISSA --> MelISSA --> Melinda
Me (5:43:49 PM): so it all works out
Lydia (5:43:53 PM): ohhhh
Lydia (5:44:00 PM): that's pretty.. whats the word?
Lydia (5:44:05 PM): like deep thinking
Lydia (5:44:06 PM): lol
Me (5:44:10 PM): haha
Me (7:12:09 PM): you know, your icon is very graphic
Lou (7:12:36 PM): lol its wer a test lolo my grades aft
Lou (7:12:45 PM): opps stupid laptop
Me (7:13:33 PM): uh.. so what did you really mean to type?
Lou (7:13:52 PM): * lol its what happens to my grades after a test
Me (7:14:25 PM): oh i see. you hit the home key
Me (7:14:31 PM): i hate that key with a passion
Me (7:14:38 PM): that's why i hate laptops
Me (7:14:42 PM): but not... hate hate
Me (7:14:47 PM): just.... dislike
Lou (7:15:20 PM): ya either home key or or the mouse pad
Me (7:15:49 PM): oh yeah, mousepad. like, my hand grazes it and i end up on a weird porno site
Lou (7:16:09 PM): lmao
Michele (6:37:36 PM): University of Pittsburgh Major: Rhetorical Analysis I WANT TO BE A RHETORICAL ANALYSIST!!!
Me (6:39:26 PM): haha! that would be an awesome job! you can put that in resumes and ppl wouldn't know what it means so you'll seem so much smarter than your already genius self
Michele (6:39:54 PM): i'm not genius
Michele (6:40:15 PM): but it would look cool.....Michele Yuskovitz, Rhetorical Analysist
Me (6:40:16 PM): that's what all geniuses say
Michele (6:40:17 PM): lol
Me (6:54:29 PM): well, that's the circle of life
Michele (6:54:41 PM): in the cirrrrrrrrrrrrcccccllle of life
Me (6:54:58 PM): i know, i inevitably got that song stuck in my head
Me (6:55:00 PM): argh!
Me (6:55:08 PM): stupid catchy elton john songs!
Michele (6:56:13 PM): lo siento
Me (6:56:35 PM): it's not your fault. personally, i like "tiny dancer"
Michele (6:56:48 PM): in that case..."i like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face..."
Michele (6:56:53 PM): that can get stuck in your head
Michele (6:56:55 PM): ME TOO!!
Michele (6:57:02 PM): u have inspired me to download the song
Michele (6:57:54 PM): oh...gosh...i am not implying that u have a big butt...but that song is easy to get stuck in ur head
Me (6:58:02 PM): omg, "tiny dancer in my.... big butts and i cannot lie... haaannnndd.... you other brothas..."
Me (6:58:06 PM): yeah
Me (6:58:09 PM): :)
Me (6:58:17 PM): now the 2 songs have converged
Me (6:58:18 PM): into one
Michele (6:58:24 PM): thats a great song...i like it
Michele (7:00:12 PM): Melinda Angeles....Melinda "Puffy" Angeles= MA.Diddy= Snoop Melinda
Me (7:00:36 PM): omg, that's the coolest name!
Me (7:00:45 PM): well, all of them
Michele (7:00:47 PM): tis
Michele (7:02:47 PM): what can my name be?
Me (7:04:12 PM): my shizzlin' shell
Michele (7:04:47 PM): whoah...my shizzlin shell!! awesome
Michele (8:01:39 PM): i was singing spice girls today
Me (8:02:29 PM): "tell me what you want, what you really really want"
Me (8:02:39 PM): i'll tell you what i want what i really really want
Me (8:02:41 PM): i wanna
Michele is away at 8:02:41 PM.
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Auto response from Michele (8:02:42 PM): This goes out to Melinda:
"Now here's a story from A to Z, ya wanna get with me you better listen carefully. We got M in her place who likes it in her face, G like MC who likes it, and easy V, she comes for free is a real lady, as for me...ahh you'll see..."
Leave me a message!
BFFAAF4LAAF4LF
Me (8:02:53 PM): haha, i like that part
Me (8:03:01 PM): that's when they break it down
Me (8:03:22 PM): slam you rbody down and wind it all around
Michele returned at 8:04:12 PM.
Michele (8:04:29 PM): slam your body down and wind it all around
Michele (8:04:35 PM): if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Me (8:04:55 PM): make it last forever
Me (8:04:59 PM): friendship never ends
Me (8:05:03 PM): if you wanna be my lover
Me (8:05:06 PM): you have got to give
Michele (8:05:09 PM): you have got to give
Michele (8:05:11 PM): taking is to easy
Michele (8:05:16 PM): but thats the way it is
Me (8:05:24 PM): yeah! THAT's the words
Me (8:05:28 PM): i didn't know...
Me (8:05:31 PM): i forgot, haha
Me (8:05:37 PM): but now it's stuck in my head
Michele (8:05:38 PM): i was a spice girl fanatic!
Michele (8:05:42 PM): i wanted to BE one of them
Me (8:05:51 PM): british and labeled?
Michele (8:05:54 PM): yes
Michele (8:06:01 PM): with a british flag dress
Michele (8:06:12 PM): what would my spice name be?
Me (8:07:15 PM): umm.....
Me (8:07:26 PM): i don't know, what's your resounding quality?
Michele (8:07:56 PM): u tell me
Michele (8:08:00 PM): as a spice girl?
Michele (8:08:04 PM): or in real vida?
Me (8:08:25 PM): stylin' spice
Michele (8:08:42 PM): thanks! i like it...and u can beeeee....
Michele (8:08:43 PM): um
Michele (8:10:06 PM): geezzzz
Michele (8:10:07 PM): umm
Michele (8:10:35 PM): Sweet Spice
Michele (8:10:40 PM): cuz ur really nice
Me (8:10:46 PM): haha, you see how hard it is?? well, there's a baby spice
Me (8:10:51 PM): and that's sorta the same
Michele (8:11:27 PM): baby and sweet?
Me (8:11:58 PM): well...
Me (8:12:01 PM): okay, nvrmd
Me (8:12:03 PM): haha, okay
LaChica873 (8:12:06 PM): i know what u mean
Me (8:12:07 PM): stylin' and sweey
Me (8:12:08 PM): t
Me (8:12:10 PM): haha
Michele (8:12:15 PM): the baby is always innocent
Me (8:12:16 PM): i spelled my name wrong
Michele (8:12:17 PM): and sweet
Michele (8:12:23 PM): sweeey
Josh (6:34:46 PM): is there a.... umm... problem
Josh (6:34:47 PM): ?
Me (6:35:10 PM): yeah, you better believe that there's a problem!!!
Josh (6:35:19 PM): what is the problem?
Me (6:35:47 PM): i don't know. i just wanted to say that.
Josh (6:35:55 PM): well well well
Josh (6:35:57 PM): now the truth comes out
Me (6:36:24 PM): and the gloves come off
Josh (6:36:53 PM): ok O.J. let's not go that far
Me (6:37:35 PM): whoa whoa whoa. first of all, i don't have a wife. second of all, i didn't kill her.
Josh (6:38:59 PM): did you play football?
Me (6:39:37 PM): you mean in gym class?
Josh (6:40:05 PM): in the NFL
Me (6:40:30 PM): no, not that i recall
Me (6:40:34 PM): see? not o.j.
Me (6:40:45 PM): i like apple juice though
Josh (6:41:02 PM): alright... if the glove fits.....
Me (6:42:12 PM): then my hand will be warm this winter
Josh (6:49:29 PM): good testimony
Josh (6:49:31 PM): you may step down
Me (6:49:50 PM): okay ::wipes seat off brow:: whew!
Josh (6:51:37 PM): congrats
Melissa (8:04:58 PM): hey, do you know the density of diatomic hydrogen?
Melissa (8:05:04 PM): in liquid form?
Melissa (8:05:19 PM): and how to convert quarts to liters
Me (8:06:12 PM): oh! i think i can find out about the last bit..
Melissa (8:06:26 PM): good good
Me (8:06:48 PM): 1.057 qt in a l
Melissa (8:08:41 PM): sweeetttttt
Melissa (8:08:44 PM): thanx
Me (8:08:56 PM): you can thank the composition nb gods
Melissa (8:09:07 PM): tahnk you compostion
Melissa (8:09:09 PM): nb
Me (8:09:37 PM): haha. ::composition nb says, "you're mighty welcome little lady"::
Melissa (8:10:18 PM): is it a compostion cowboy
Melissa (8:10:20 PM): ?
Me (8:13:29 PM): well, if you mean that it wears a composition cowboy hat and rides composition horses, then no
Melissa (8:14:04 PM): oh, my bad\
Melissa (8:14:17 PM): I mean dialect wise
Me (8:14:21 PM): that's right
Me (8:14:24 PM): you are bad
Lauren: heyy
Lauren: why are you online
Me: why are YOU online?
Lauren: because i'm done with class
Me: well, same here
Lauren: ........ ooook
Me: haha, well, i have no school
Me: remember?
Lauren: haha no
Lauren: why not
Me: hunting season, of course. shalers filled with a bunch of gun-toting maniacs
Lauren: ooooooooooo
Lauren: hahah that's awesome
Lauren: yah my brother's out hunting
Me: haha, see? and he's not skipping school.
Lauren: well i think he will tomorrow
Me: oh, that's fun.
Lauren: yah....
Me: i want to skip tomorrow as well
Lauren: just do it
Lauren: ha
Me: haha - way to use a nike slogan against the common good
Lauren: hahaha
Alyssa (4:57:07 PM): ahh
Alyssa (4:57:09 PM): indeed
Me (4:57:18 PM): i like your "indeed"s
Me (4:57:26 PM): they suit you
Alyssa (4:57:27 PM): hahaha
Alyssa (4:57:31 PM): my trademark
Alyssa (4:57:36 PM): mm mm indeed
Me (4:57:50 PM): haha, like to the campbell's woup tune?
Me (4:57:53 PM): *s
Alyssa (4:58:02 PM): hahahaha
Alyssa (4:58:05 PM): nahh
Alyssa (4:58:08 PM): more pensive
Me (4:58:24 PM): like, hmmm mmm ... innnnnndeeed.
Alyssa (4:58:57 PM): mmmhmm mmhmm indeeed
Me (4:59:08 PM): ah
Me (4:59:17 PM): i see
Alyssa (4:59:21 PM): hahaha yes hard to explain
Alyssa (4:59:25 PM): in writing that is
Me (5:01:03 PM): yes, that is so true. and thus, phones were invented
Alyssa (5:01:22 PM): hahahahaha probably
Alyssa (5:01:49 PM): more like, and thus, talking was invented
Me (5:02:15 PM): alyssa, must you ALWAYS outdo me?
Alyssa (5:02:42 PM): melinda, must you ALLLLLWAAAYYYYS think I must ALWAYS outdo you?
Alyssa (5:02:52 PM): hahaha i's just kiddin
Me (5:03:06 PM): haha, i was going to keep going with that line of questioning
Me (5:03:17 PM): and that could've taken a while to type out
Alyssa (5:03:22 PM): ahahaha yeahhhh
Lauren (6:30:46 PM): please learn how to spell definitely
Me (6:30:58 PM): what?
Lauren (6:31:34 PM): everyone i talk to seem not to know how to spell definitely
Me (6:31:49 PM): how do they spell it?
Lauren (6:32:55 PM): definately
Me (6:33:09 PM): haha, that doesn't even look right
Lauren (6:33:24 PM): well a lot of people think it's right
Me (6:34:47 PM): that sounds like "def-i-NATE-ly".. like a guy names nate is deaf or something
Lauren (6:35:04 PM): haha
Michele (7:54:26 PM): aaahhhhh
Michele (7:54:28 PM): homework
Me (7:54:36 PM): oh! the horror!
Michele (7:54:46 PM): it tis!
Michele (7:55:00 PM): a horrible kind of bad
Me (7:55:07 PM): is there any other?
Michele (7:55:14 PM): malicious
Michele (7:55:51 PM): and the revengful kind
Michele (7:56:07 PM): which, for the one taking revenge isn't bad atall
Me (7:57:20 PM): i don't know, they both seem pretty equal
Michele (7:59:21 PM): whatever kind of bad it is....using my rhetorical analysis PH.D....i find homework and bad in the same category of synonyms
Me (8:00:24 PM): yes, they are practically interchangable - like a metonymy
Me (8:00:29 PM): (i had to look that up)
Michele (8:00:49 PM): :::pulling out my NTC's Dictionary of Literary terms:::
Me (8:01:05 PM): :)
Michele (8:01:30 PM): "a figure of speech that substitutes the name of a related object, person, or idea for the subject at hand"
Me (8:02:28 PM): as in homework, a figure of speech for "bad'
Michele (8:03:09 PM): exactly
Michele (8:03:28 PM): well...i am going to go read....eeeehhhhh...Jack Burden is quite the now.
Me (8:03:33 PM): haha
Me (8:03:44 PM): and i'm the past
Michele (8:03:44 PM): now---a metonymy for boring
Me (8:03:46 PM): i get it
Me (8:03:50 PM): haha
Me (8:03:52 PM): nvrmd
Michele (8:04:00 PM): but i understand how u took it too
Me (8:04:29 PM): yes, it's ambiguity
Me (8:04:38 PM): whoo, i'm on a roll!
Melissa (7:57:44 PM): ahhh!!! the sweet sound of silence
Me (7:57:50 PM): :)
Me (7:57:51 PM): haha
Melissa (7:57:56 PM): and by silence, I mean matchbox 20
Me (7:58:07 PM): yes. silence
Melissa (7:58:35 PM): hmmm.... we sat on my back porch and watched it...
Melissa (7:58:39 PM): lalalala
Me (7:58:48 PM): ?? don't recall
Melissa (7:58:54 PM): busteed
Melissa (7:59:03 PM): *with one e
Me (7:59:08 PM): ah
Me (7:59:13 PM): i like mad season
Me (7:59:17 PM): and 3 am
Melissa (7:59:31 PM): shame now
Melissa (7:59:38 PM): oh wair
Melissa (7:59:40 PM): t
Melissa (7:59:43 PM): real world
Melissa (7:59:56 PM): I wonder what its like to be a rainmaker
Melissa (8:00:07 PM): i'd store it in boxes
Melissa (8:00:15 PM): you can come see it whn I'm
Melissa (8:00:18 PM): done
Melissa (8:00:23 PM): yeah done
Melissa (8:00:34 PM): for some other planet
Melissa (8:00:49 PM): I get this funky high on yellow sun
Me (8:00:59 PM): i heart that song tambien
Melissa (8:01:27 PM): say what now?
Me (8:01:59 PM): you know what i said
Me (8:02:03 PM): and you know it
Melissa (8:02:12 PM): strange, where were you?
Melissa (8:02:19 PM): when we started this game
Melissa (8:02:27 PM): please don't change, it all for me
Melissa (8:02:31 PM): for you'
Melissa (8:02:37 PM): yeah, for me
Melissa (8:02:44 PM): yeah yeah
Me (8:02:48 PM): haha, i was like, WHA?
Melissa (8:02:52 PM): striaight up
Me (8:03:01 PM): that's awesome, i wish i could "picture" the music
Me (8:03:06 PM): but no
Melissa (8:03:12 PM): I wish the real world would just stop hassling me
Melissa (8:03:20 PM): whooOOOoooo
Melissa (8:03:24 PM): yeah me
Melissa (8:03:50 PM): said, i don't know if I'd ever be good enough
Melissa (8:04:02 PM): And I don't know If I'd been really loved
Melissa (8:04:08 PM): and I'm a little bit angry
Melissa (8:04:41 PM): I want to push you a round
Melissa (8:04:45 PM): will I will
Me (8:05:26 PM): i want to push you DOWN
Me (8:05:30 PM): well, i will
Me (8:05:32 PM): well, i will
Me (8:05:40 PM): i want to take you FORgranted
Melissa (8:05:41 PM): sing it sister
Me (8:05:44 PM): !!
Me (8:05:49 PM): i want to take you
Me (8:05:50 PM): take you
Me (8:05:52 PM): take you
Me (8:05:55 PM): well, i will
Melissa (8:05:58 PM): i want to to puch you uo down
Melissa (8:06:12 PM): don't ball me over
Melissa (8:06:19 PM): get so crazy crazt
Melissa (8:06:27 PM): don't rush this baby
Melissa (8:06:29 PM): baby
Me (8:06:45 PM): babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Melissa (8:07:04 PM): I will, will I willilllll
Melissa (8:07:10 PM): push you around
Melissa (8:07:17 PM): I wantta push you around
Melissa (8:07:25 PM): well I will
Melissa (8:07:39 PM): shame!!!
Melissa (8:08:23 PM): and open up more shame
Melissa (8:08:26 PM): shame shame
Me (8:08:55 PM): and she said, baby - it's 3 am and i'm lone-ly yeah
Melissa (8:10:21 PM): but there's nonone round to say what were there for
Melissa (8:10:24 PM): .... for you
Melissa (8:10:36 PM): so, shame, she dry you.. step by you
Melissa (8:10:51 PM): she opened open moooorrrreee shame
Melissa (8:10:57 PM): shame shame
Melissa (8:11:11 PM): ... (shakes head) such a pretty song
Me (8:12:54 PM): (nods head)
Me (8:12:57 PM): sorry abotu that
Me (8:13:02 PM): the computer kicked me off
Melissa (8:13:17 PM): no prob
Melissa (8:13:32 PM): if you want , you can get to know me well....
Melissa (8:13:42 PM): and all these feeling
Melissa (8:13:59 PM): are clouding up my resons
Melissa (8:14:01 PM): well
Melissa (8:14:11 PM): AWWWW
Melissa (8:14:14 PM): 3AM
Me (8:14:24 PM): are you lonely?????
Melissa (8:14:25 PM): and I MUST be lonyyyyy
Me (8:14:31 PM): haha, i thought so
Melissa (8:14:36 PM): yout psychodelic
Melissa (8:14:44 PM): telepathetic
Me (8:14:51 PM): haha, tell me something i DON"T know
Melissa (8:14:57 PM): and only sleeps when its raining
Melissa (8:15:04 PM): and her voice is strained
Melissa (8:15:11 PM): its 3am and I muct be only
Melissa (8:15:44 PM): sahe's got a little bit of something, but its better than nothing
Melissa (8:15:54 PM): swear the moon don't hang
Me (8:16:19 PM): .... quite as high as it used to
Melissa (8:16:22 PM): and she screeaam, and she voice iss trianed
Me (8:16:28 PM): and she said:
Me (8:16:32 PM): babbbbbiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee
Me (8:16:40 PM): it's 3 am i mst be loneeeeeellyyyyyyyyyyyy
Melissa (8:16:41 PM): **oh, here come the tamborines**
Me (8:16:45 PM): haha
Me (8:16:51 PM): i picture him singing that
Melissa (8:16:53 PM): haha!! I can hear you singing
Me (8:16:56 PM): :)
Me (8:17:08 PM): haha, we're like **this**
Melissa (8:17:11 PM): she thinks that happiness is a mat the sit out in her doorway
Me (8:17:17 PM): ::crosses fingers while typing::
Me (8:17:22 PM): but outside
Me (8:17:28 PM): it starts to raaaiiiiinnnn
Melissa (8:17:32 PM): the rains gonna wash away
Melissa (8:17:49 PM): but, oohhhhhhh, sometimes
Melissa (8:18:01 PM): Oh, melinda
Melissa (8:18:16 PM): do you want to get.... back to good?
Me (8:18:20 PM): haha
Me (8:18:22 PM): !!!!!!
Melissa (8:18:22 PM): ba ba bum
Me (8:18:28 PM): i was like.... what?
Me (8:18:32 PM): i was afraid to ask
Melissa (8:18:38 PM): i was thinking
Melissa (8:18:43 PM): if you were loney
Melissa (8:18:58 PM): ... at least not to the point where wed think so
Melissa (8:19:06 PM): and everyone here
Melissa (8:19:32 PM): its best if we keep this all back in our heasd
Melissa (8:19:38 PM): and I don't know how
Melissa (8:19:43 PM): to get it back to good!!
Melissa (8:19:50 PM): uh uh uhg
Melissa (8:20:37 PM): figure out just want I want to doOOOoooo!!
Melissa (8:20:54 PM): and its best if we all keep this quiet inSTED
Melissa (8:21:04 PM): and I couldn't tell
Melissa (8:21:11 PM): .... and I'm sorry now
Melissa (8:21:15 PM): and I don't know how
Melissa (8:21:22 PM): to get it baccckkkk
Melissa (8:21:29 PM): TO GOOD
Melissa (8:22:04 PM): yeah, but we don't know how
Melissa (8:22:16 PM): to get it back, to good
Me (8:22:22 PM): ::i odn't know enough lyrics to type back::
Me (8:22:27 PM): back to good....
Me (8:22:30 PM): back to good....
Me (9:07:41 PM): oohhh... i love trident
Me (9:07:47 PM): esp. the green flavor
Josh (9:07:48 PM): not gum
Me (9:07:56 PM): oh, a REAL trident?
Me (9:07:58 PM): that sucks
Josh (9:08:13 PM): ha ha ha
Josh (9:08:17 PM): what would you do with enemies?
Josh (9:08:18 PM): give them gum?
Josh (9:08:22 PM): seems kinda unpractical
Me (9:08:59 PM): well, for their bad breath, of course
Josh (9:10:35 PM): who says they have bad breath?
Me (9:11:34 PM): well, enemies must have SOMETHING wrong with them... why not their breath?
Josh (9:13:05 PM): hmm...
Josh (9:13:15 PM): well... instead of making their breath smell good and them still killing you
Josh (9:13:24 PM): why don't you just kill them in the first place with the trident
Me (9:14:31 PM): haha, STILL i pictured the gum
Me (9:14:35 PM): okay, suit yourself
Me (9:14:40 PM): i wan tto make peace with gum
Me (9:14:46 PM): and you want to kill
Me (9:14:54 PM): that's the difference between you and me
Me (9:15:06 PM): the way you see "trident" is really a look into your soul
Josh (9:15:08 PM): ha ha ha
Josh (9:15:11 PM): yeah I guess
Me (9:15:11 PM): and you're really violent
Josh (9:15:16 PM): take a deep soul search
Josh (9:15:25 PM): come on... on our walks through the campus, did you ever sense I was a brute?
Me (9:16:03 PM): did i have bad breath?
Josh (9:17:49 PM): nope
Me (9:18:39 PM): so, naturally, you had no reason to use a trident against me. likewise, you did not have bad breath, and i have never offered you gum.
Josh (9:19:16 PM): I see how it works
Me (9:22:08 PM): see? actual logic behind my madness
Josh (9:24:01 PM): yep
Josh (9:24:02 PM): I figured so
Me (9:30:22 PM): anyway, how are you?
Josh (9:30:40 PM): good
Josh (9:30:41 PM): how are you?
Josh (9:30:46 PM): I guess we should start out on the right foot
Me (9:31:45 PM): yeah, cuz starting on the left is just plain weird.
Me (9:31:47 PM): i'm fine.
Me (9:31:53 PM): busy, but fine.
Josh (9:37:52 PM): cool
Josh (9:38:08 PM): we don't start on the left here in America
Me (9:38:57 PM): yeah, weird, right?
Josh (9:47:05 PM): yeah...
Josh (9:47:06 PM): kinda
Me (9:48:51 PM): hmph. anyway... it's a quarter to ten.. i think i better be starting homework
Josh (9:50:04 PM): ok
Josh (9:50:06 PM): good idea
Josh (9:50:08 PM): me too...
Me (9:50:57 PM): yup, i'm just full of good ideas
Josh (9:51:00 PM): you are
Josh (9:51:03 PM): I'm amamamamazed
Me (9:51:15 PM): got a stutter?
Josh (9:52:57 PM): yep
Josh (9:53:00 PM): ssssory
Me (9:54:10 PM): i won't hold it against you
Me (9:54:15 PM): i'm not like it
Me (9:54:18 PM): *that
Me (9:54:26 PM): take a piece of gum
Me (9:54:32 PM): ::hand you a trident::
Josh (9:55:05 PM): thanks
Me (9:55:22 PM): yup
Marissa (4:07:00 PM): now i'm gonna check up on my drugs :-)
Me (4:07:41 PM): i knew you were using
Marissa (4:07:53 PM): lolz.. i had to come out sometime!
Me (4:08:39 PM): you're a lesbian too?!
Marissa (4:09:14 PM): hey now..
Michele (9:20:01 PM): we have to savor the weekends
Me (9:20:45 PM): mm.... like mint julips
Me (9:20:46 PM): haha
Michele (9:21:34 PM): ahh...them mint julips, satting on the front porch, over them summa days down in da south
Me (9:22:07 PM): wow, great vernacular use
Michele (9:22:48 PM): vernacular- the common, spoken language. Often containing different versions of slang.
Michele (9:23:33 PM): Yuskovitz, Michele, "Memoir on Being a Rhetorical Analysist", Harcourt Brace, United States, 2008.
Me (9:24:13 PM): omg, that was awesome. you're a human dictionary who even cites yourself
Me (9:24:17 PM): i applaud you
Michele (9:24:48 PM): lol....i think i am taking this english thing too hard
Michele (9:24:53 PM): not hard...but serious
Michele (9:25:03 PM): incorrect use of diction on my part
Me (9:25:50 PM): you're like the superwoman of the english language (and composition)
Michele (9:27:03 PM): we all are....we're in training right now
Michele (9:27:10 PM): we're like apprentices of mrs. loudon
Me (9:27:41 PM): whoa, ap english bootcamp
Michele (10:18:46 PM): oh...do u like the name Ellery or Flannery better?
Me (10:22:45 PM): umm.. i think i'm going to have to go with flannery cuz even though it sounds like flannel, it sounds better than ellen-ery
Michele (10:23:05 PM): yeah i dont like the name ellen
Michele (10:23:42 PM): i think i will have twins and name them flannery and atticus
Me (10:24:04 PM): haha, flannel in the attic
Me (10:24:09 PM): yeah, i like atticus
Me (10:24:16 PM): woot woot for mockingbirds
Michele (10:24:19 PM): since their mom will be a rhetorical analysist it is only fit that they have english-esque names
Me (10:24:29 PM): :) good point
Michele (10:24:35 PM): LOL flannel in the attic!!!!
Michele (10:25:22 PM): and atticus finch has good qualities to him
Me (10:25:50 PM): yeah, i loved his character. and he was portrayed so well inthe movie
Me (10:26:03 PM): (i forget the actor's name though)
Michele (10:26:07 PM): i know!!!! gregory peck
Me (10:26:12 PM): omg, YEAH!
Michele (10:26:16 PM): it just came to me...i was trying to think about that
Me (10:26:18 PM): i love gregory peck!
Me (10:26:28 PM): that's ingenious!
Michele (10:26:31 PM): i want to meet Flannery Loudon though
Me (10:26:36 PM): i wish that could happen to me
Me (10:26:40 PM): haha
Me (10:26:44 PM): that'd be so cute
Me (10:26:51 PM): i mean, she'd be so cute
Michele (10:27:02 PM): it was just a lucky thing for me to think of it lol
Michele (10:27:10 PM): i know!! Flannery!!! its so pretty of a name!
Me (10:27:23 PM): hmm... if you think about it. i mean... it's liek apple.
Michele (10:27:29 PM): do u know what Melinda means?
Me (10:27:29 PM): you have to think about it
Me (10:27:32 PM): yeah
Me (10:27:41 PM): linda=beautiful
Me (10:27:44 PM): and then "me"
Me (10:27:51 PM): so "i'm beautiful"
Michele (10:27:52 PM): OH YEAH>>>leeennnda!
Me (10:27:57 PM): isn't that so.... vain?
Michele (10:28:06 PM): "you are so beautiful to me, can't you seeee"
Michele (10:28:26 PM): thats another song "you're so vain, you even think this song is about you..." (you're not though!!0
Michele (10:28:39 PM): that is awesome....ur like a living metonymy
Michele (10:58:19 PM): i'm getting tired...but i dont want to go to sleep...hmmm
Me (10:59:22 PM): read ATKM, you'll go to sleep
Michele (10:59:56 PM): THAT IS AN AWESOME SAYING
Michele (11:00:05 PM): perfect...it will be my comment on monday
Me (11:00:11 PM): what?!
Me (11:00:13 PM): no!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michele (11:00:24 PM): i know!!! i was kidding!
Michele (11:00:30 PM): she'd be like "ohh! no!"
Me (11:01:30 PM): yeah, and then "f"s for melinda
Michele (11:01:55 PM): and me
Michele (11:02:13 PM): this convo is on the DL
Michele (11:02:16 PM): the LD is on the DL
Me (11:02:52 PM): yes, and it's going into my subprofile by next year.... if i get around to it
Michele (11:03:15 PM): which doesnt sound so far away...considering the date
Me (11:09:02 PM): yeah, and there's break, so that's why i suggested it.. though i have SO MUCH other things to work on
Michele (11:09:28 PM): i hope we dont have any work over break...as in essay writing
Me (11:10:35 PM): yeah, that would be cruel and unusual
Me (11:10:44 PM): illegal by the constitution
Michele (11:10:58 PM): exactly...so u need to remind teachers of this...
Michele (11:11:01 PM): make it aware
Me (11:11:44 PM): same for you, we must spread hte word
Michele (11:13:56 PM): we can wear sandwich boards with "NO HOMEWORK OVER BREAK" "PREVENT CRUEL AN UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT"
Me (10:35:46 PM): hmm.. okay. i guess that's all really on my mind at the moment. what's new with you?
Keith (10:36:14 PM): nothing really
Keith (10:36:18 PM): well i guess a lot
Keith (10:36:21 PM): but where to begin?
Me (10:37:03 PM): at the beginning of course
Keith (10:37:20 PM): well i was born in legaspi city on the island of luzon...
Me (10:39:24 PM): i do recall that i asked you of what was "new"
Me (10:39:33 PM): and i know it's all a matter of perspective
Keith (10:39:45 PM): haha
Me (10:58:56 PM): hmph. i hate college apps
Me (10:59:10 PM): why can't they just accept me and i can get on with my life?
Keith (11:00:03 PM): yeah
Keith (11:00:13 PM): app...a pain in the patootie
Me (11:01:14 PM): haha, i like that: patootie
Keith (11:06:00 PM): i think i got it from my friend alison
Me (11:07:12 PM): it's cute. i'm going to try to use it more in everyday dialogue. "hey how are you?" "i'm great, even in the patootie". though using it in that way might sound weird
Keith (11:07:21 PM): yeah
Lauren (11:59:35 PM): how's melissa feeling?
Me (11:59:45 PM): uhh.... tired? she's sleeping
Lauren (11:59:54 PM): mm
Lauren (12:00:00 AM): well she was sick the other day
Lauren (12:00:14 AM): i was wondering if she was feeling better
Me (12:01:13 AM): oh, that's nice! well, she's been sick for a long time. ((haha, that has so many levels)) anyway, a couple of hours ago she was yelling just to clear her throat and it was so funny (the things she yelled)
Lauren (12:01:58 AM): hahaha
Lauren (12:03:19 AM): awww
Lauren (12:03:19 AM): were they in spanish?
Me (12:04:19 AM): spanish? hmm... i don't think so. she was yelling things that were on tv.... and things other people were saying.. and other misc. stuff like "don't listen to me!" & "don't respond to my questions!"
Lauren (12:05:10 AM): hahaha
Lauren (12:05:15 AM): has she gone mad?
Me (2:19:23 AM): haha, and thsi one: "I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn."
Roshen (2:20:14 AM): THATS Like my roomate
Roshen (2:20:15 AM): haha
Me (2:20:43 AM): haha, that's like me (you know, if i had talent or vision)
Roshen (2:22:03 AM): you so do you know it
Me (2:22:43 AM): at this stage of our relationship you are required to be nice and compliment me. well, once we talk long enough you'll see i'm right.
Roshen (2:23:51 AM): HAHAHHA
Roshen (2:23:53 AM): oh whatever
Me (2:24:44 AM): haha, see? you realize i'm right
Me (2:24:50 AM): **does the happy dance**
Krista (1:56:24 AM): i just bought a fun multicolored leafy plant for my room
Krista (1:56:37 AM): i hope he doesn't die on me
Krista (1:56:46 AM): i think maybe i should name it
Me (1:56:55 AM): hmm... alvin?
Me (1:56:58 AM): roy g. biv?
Me (1:57:03 AM): dereck?
Me (1:57:08 AM): it is a boy or girl?
Me (1:57:16 AM): for some reason i'm giving boy names
Me (1:57:23 AM): or maybe it's an "it"
Krista (1:57:36 AM): yeah well i wanted it to be a boy
Krista (1:57:43 AM): i like the name steve
Krista (1:57:47 AM): or stephan
Krista (1:58:04 AM): or adrian, julian, or alf
Me (1:58:24 AM): hmm... well, i think you should go with your gut instinct
Me (1:58:31 AM): so steve it is!
Krista (1:59:03 AM): hahahaha
Krista (1:59:14 AM): yeah steve the rainbow plant
Krista (1:59:26 AM): i hope steve isn't a homosexual
Krista (1:59:37 AM): although that would be ok, i could accept that
Me (1:59:40 AM): haha, he sounds so... retro.. so... 70's. groovy baby.
Me (2:00:10 AM): yes, but it can't reproduce with other plants
Me (2:00:23 AM): so no worries
Krista (2:01:54 AM): ok
Krista (2:02:01 AM): o yeah..good point
Krista (2:02:17 AM): poor steve the plant with an alternative lifestyle
Krista (2:02:24 AM): he sounds kind of cool
Me (2:02:26 AM): haha
Me (2:02:43 AM): yeah, in a distant rocker sort of way
Krista (2:03:41 AM): yeah... i'll have to pick up a plant sized electric guitar
Me (2:04:23 AM): whoa! that would be the definition of cool
Me (2:04:32 AM): you know, in a really weird dictionary
Krista (2:04:40 AM): yeah
Krista (2:05:19 AM): cool = plant-sized guitar..in webster's dictionary of odd definitions
Me (2:06:09 AM): eggs-actly
Krista (2:06:23 AM): i like eggs
Krista (2:06:28 AM): and pork
Krista (2:06:33 AM): i had pork for two meals today
Krista (2:06:50 AM): the rest was supplemented by chocolate and ice cream
Me (2:06:53 AM): two? why not 3?
Krista (2:07:32 AM): after eating pork with garlic sauce for breakfast at eleven, i wasn't that hungry for lunch
Krista (2:07:42 AM): and i could not find any more pork
Krista (2:07:43 AM): hehe
Me (2:08:13 AM): haha, that's funny
Me (2:08:21 AM): ergo, i laughed
Krista (2:08:54 AM): hehe that's funny
Me (2:10:34 AM): thanks, i take pride in things like that
Krista (2:16:32 AM): have you heard anything else funny lately
Me (2:16:53 AM): ah, actually i did
Me (2:17:00 AM): i was reading my joke e-mails
Me (2:17:02 AM): :)
Me (2:17:06 AM): and there was this list
Me (2:17:11 AM): of thing to say
Me (2:17:40 AM): ex: Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Krista (2:17:50 AM): haha
Krista (2:17:53 AM): awesome
Me (2:18:14 AM): The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Me (2:18:35 AM): gimmick: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Me (2:18:59 AM): Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Me (2:19:14 AM): perfect for us: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Me (2:19:36 AM): a burn: I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Me (2:19:50 AM): double whammy: What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Krista (2:19:57 AM): hahaha
Me (2:20:00 AM): funny: I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Krista (2:20:10 AM): that's a good
Me (2:20:10 AM): eh: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Me (2:20:22 AM): haha: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Me (2:20:56 AM): haha: I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Krista (2:21:05 AM): good way to put a spin on things
Me (2:21:05 AM): :) i gotta use that one sometimes
Me (2:21:08 AM): :)
Krista (2:21:18 AM): yeah i should try some of those
Me (2:21:19 AM): eh: It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Me (2:21:29 AM): ?:No, my powers can only be used for good.
Me (2:21:37 AM): (there's 24 total)
Me (2:21:44 AM): How about never? Is never good for you?
Me (2:21:51 AM): I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
Me (2:21:54 AM): yes!
Me (2:22:02 AM): You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
Me (2:22:03 AM): haha
Me (2:22:52 AM): I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Krista (2:22:52 AM): that's good..maybe i should try that on ludwig my physics teacher
Me (2:23:00 AM): haha
Krista (2:23:02 AM): of course he might be a little peeved
Me (2:23:05 AM): yes, physics
Me (2:23:13 AM): well, you never know until you try
Me (2:23:19 AM): I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
Me (2:23:25 AM): I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Me (2:23:31 AM): Who me? I just wander from room to room.
Me (2:23:38 AM): I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Me (2:23:43 AM): ^ haha
Me (2:23:54 AM): It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
Me (2:24:10 AM): if i told my parents that ^ they wouldn't know what i was talking about
Me (2:24:18 AM): At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
Me (2:24:20 AM): :)
Me (2:24:26 AM): You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
Me (2:24:30 AM): ^^ classic!
Krista (2:24:32 AM): haha
Krista (2:24:35 AM): yeah
Me (2:25:00 AM): hmph, that's all 25
Me (2:25:04 AM): i mean 24
Me (2:25:06 AM): haha
Me (2:25:13 AM): you can count them if you want
Krista (2:25:57 AM): wow
Krista (2:26:03 AM): no i'll trust you
Me (2:49:46 AM): haha, aren't you getting the least bit tired?
Krista (2:50:19 AM): yeah
Me (2:50:33 AM): haha, then why don't you go to sleep
Me (2:50:34 AM): ?
Krista (2:50:39 AM): i don't know why some nights i'm tired and some i'm wide awake with nothing to do
Krista (2:50:50 AM): i don't know :-)
Krista (2:50:53 AM): are you tired
Me (2:51:21 AM): eh, i guess
Krista (2:52:07 AM): then why don't you go to sleep???;-)
Me (2:53:14 AM): i see what you're doing: using my own words against me. well, becuase i want to finish up a few things online. HA!
Krista (2:53:50 AM): yeah well same here! so there..who's the real finisher now?
Me (2:54:13 AM): the real finisher? well, we'll see.
Krista (2:54:49 AM): ok then
Krista (2:54:53 AM): bring it
Me (2:55:25 AM): bring what, huh? oh, you'll know when it's brought'n.
Krista (2:56:10 AM): that would be b/c i'm the one doing the brought'n
Me (2:57:11 AM): oh if you brought'n then i'll brought'n more and then we'll see.
Me (2:57:15 AM): ??
Me (2:57:22 AM): i have no idea what i just said
Krista (2:57:45 AM): yeah what was that?
Julie (1:24:52 AM): don't let the colleges beat you
Julie (1:24:58 AM): you're better than they are
Julie (1:25:03 AM): kill them all!!!
Julie (1:25:05 AM): not really
Julie (1:25:10 AM): but beat them up at least
Me (1:25:14 AM): heeheehee, i'll do what i can
Julie (1:25:15 AM): show them who's boss
Julie (1:25:17 AM): lolol
Julie (1:25:19 AM): good
Me (3:47:58 PM): ::hands freezing::
Kelly (3:48:07 PM): gloves?
Me (3:48:11 PM): there's no heat at my house at the moment
Me (3:48:19 PM): and gloves are hard to type with
Me (3:48:25 PM): though, i've done it before
Kelly (3:48:31 PM): yeah i know me too! lol
Me (3:49:03 PM): :) i wonder if i can type with my nose so i can put my hands in my pockets
Me (3:49:28 PM): 654w658ijht\\\\\\\\\
Me (3:49:36 PM): okay, that didn't work
Me (3:49:39 PM): that was hard
Kelly (3:49:41 PM): lol
Me (3:49:45 PM): my nose is too small
Kelly (3:49:46 PM): gee imagine that
Kelly (3:49:52 PM): lol
Me (3:49:55 PM): i kept hitting the keys around the letters
Me (3:49:56 PM): haha
Kelly (3:50:10 PM): it would really suck if you HAD to type with your nose
Kelly (3:50:22 PM): can you imagine what would happen if it was runny?
Kelly (3:50:25 PM): ewwwwww....
Me (3:50:52 PM): ew ew ewwwwwwww
Me (3:50:57 PM): that's SO disgusting
Me (3:51:05 PM): why, WHY did you say that?!
Me (3:51:14 PM): i'm picturing mucus on my keyboard....
Me (3:51:17 PM): yuck!
Kelly (3:51:18 PM): b/c i have a runny nose
Me (3:51:22 PM): oh....
Me (3:51:24 PM): ewwww
Me (3:51:29 PM): feel better
Kelly (3:51:34 PM): lol
Kelly (3:51:36 PM): thanks
Kelly (3:51:44 PM): i just wont type with my nose, how's that?
Me (3:52:35 PM): we have a deal
Julie (1:10:48 AM): haha did you ever hear that commercial on the radio for fabric softener with the lady that's like talking to it all romantically?
Julie (1:10:52 AM): haha cracks me up
Julie (1:10:55 AM): it's an old one though
Julie (1:11:02 AM): i don't thin k they play it any more
Me (1:11:19 AM): ehh... i was like.... "no..." and then was like... "oh, julie is SO old school!)
Julie (1:11:34 AM): hahahahahaha
Julie (1:11:37 AM): hey, no fair
Julie (1:11:38 AM): lol
Julie (1:11:45 AM): it was only like...a year ago
Me (1:11:48 AM): haha
Julie (1:11:50 AM): that's not old school
Julie (1:11:56 AM): tha'ts ....high school
Julie (1:11:59 AM): :-D
Me (1:12:06 AM): haha, clever, julie, clever
Julie (1:12:52 AM): ;-)
Julie (1:12:56 AM): that's me
Julie (1:13:00 AM): as clever as they come
Julie (1:13:15 AM): sadly, they don't come very clever
Julie (1:13:17 AM): at least i don't think so
Me (1:13:37 AM): who's this "they".
Me (1:13:39 AM): ?
Julie (1:15:13 AM): geeze, melinda, the omnipresent "they" that plagues today's society
Julie (1:15:25 AM): "they" could be anyone
Julie (1:15:29 AM): it doesn't matter
Julie (1:15:38 AM): you get to use your imagination
Julie (1:15:59 AM): hee hee
Me (1:16:07 AM): haha, "they" are hypnotic alien-robots that are taking over the universe as we speak
Julie (1:16:20 AM): haha see?
Julie (1:16:22 AM): fantastic
Me (1:16:42 AM): yes. i know
Melissa (3:03:53 PM): huh
Me (3:04:35 PM): like "huh?" oh "oh.. huh."
Melissa (3:04:54 PM): eh?
Me (3:05:18 PM): okay, thanks for not answering my question
Melissa (3:05:36 PM): huh?
Melissa (3:05:56 PM): you sound like the way you sound in real life
Me (3:06:41 PM): oh do i? are you saying that i should soung like a fake way in my fake life?
Melissa (3:07:01 PM): i wouldn't know, now would i?
Me (3:07:51 PM): you should, it's your own opinion
Melissa (3:08:36 PM): huh?
Me (3:09:06 PM): whoa. when you stop to think, you should try startign up again.
Melissa (3:09:19 PM): sage words
Me (3:10:20 PM): yep. i don't have to spice them up.
Melissa (3:10:40 PM): mmMMmm....... spice
Me (3:12:03 PM): mmMMmm salt.
Melissa (3:12:22 PM): melinda, you crossed a line
Me (3:12:45 PM): are you sure i'm not just sitting on it.
Me (3:12:47 PM): ?
Melissa (3:13:03 PM): uh
Melissa (3:13:05 PM): yeah
Me (3:13:22 PM): ha!
Me (3:19:25 PM): hahahha
Me (3:19:27 PM): hahahahahahahhahahahaha
Melissa (3:19:54 PM): why do you always laugh at me?
Me (3:20:22 PM): who's saying i'm laughing AT you?
Melissa (3:21:14 PM): well if your laughing at nothing.... isn't that a sing of insanity?
Me (3:21:39 PM): a sing?
Me (3:21:52 PM): well, i guess i'm singing at the harshness of the world
Melissa (3:21:52 PM): reverse that
Me (3:21:58 PM): i'm SINGING melissa!
Me (3:22:05 PM): la la la la LA la la la la.......
Me (3:22:32 PM): singing: Smile, tho' your heart is aching,
Smile, even tho' it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky,
You'll get by
If you smile
Melissa (3:22:56 PM): NNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
Melissa (3:23:05 PM): (breathe in)
Melissa (3:23:15 PM): NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOoo
Me (3:23:19 PM): breathe out
Me (3:23:32 PM): When I fall in love,
It will be forever,
Or I'll never fall in love.
In a restless world like this is,
Love is ended before it's begun,
And too many moonlight kisses
Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun.
When I give my heart,
It will be completely,
Or I'll never give my heart.
Me (3:23:52 PM): Unforgettable
That's what you are,
Unforgettable
Tho' near or far.
Me (3:24:01 PM): Like a song of love that clings to me,
How the thought of you does things to me.
Never before
Has someone been more...
Me (3:24:09 PM): Unforgettable
In every way,
And forever more
That's how you'll stay.
That's why, darling, it's incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am
Unforgettable, too.
Melissa (3:24:13 PM): AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Melissa (3:24:15 PM): h
Me (3:25:11 PM): don't you see the theme?
Me (3:25:15 PM): nat king cole rocks!
Melissa (3:26:07 PM): (breathe in)
Melissa (3:26:11 PM): .......
Melissa (3:26:13 PM): no
Me (3:26:57 PM): Said it is only a paper moon
Sailing over a cardboard sea,
But it wouldn't be make believe
If you believed in me.
Melissa (3:27:58 PM): holy crap you called when marissa called me
Melissa (3:28:19 PM): you hung up on me
Me (3:28:22 PM): you know, that means i'm psycadelic
Me (3:28:31 PM): yeah, you weren't listening to me
Melissa (3:29:02 PM): because yuo were actually singing
Melissa (3:29:14 PM): and i coud hear yuo
Me (3:31:11 PM): yeah, i can imagine
Me (3:31:18 PM): so you're still talking to marissa?
Melissa (3:32:02 PM): nah
Melissa (3:32:14 PM): she said" u know what?"
Melissa (3:32:17 PM): then hugh up
Melissa (3:32:21 PM): *hung
Melissa (3:32:30 PM): i think it was an accident
Me (3:33:01 PM): haha!!!!!!
Me (3:33:05 PM): that's too funny!
Me (11:38:57 PM): did you make a new sn yet?
Melissa (11:39:31 PM): nah, I can't think of a good name
Me (11:39:48 PM): what about oOo mellis
Me (11:39:54 PM): or melliangelli
Me (11:39:59 PM): or....
Me (11:40:08 PM): touchthevoid
Me (11:40:10 PM): :)
Melissa (11:40:16 PM): ah hahahahaha!!!
Me (11:40:29 PM): or shortie
Me (11:40:39 PM): or
Melissa (11:40:39 PM): that was below the belt
Me (11:40:46 PM): no, that was way over your head
Me (11:40:48 PM): haha
Melissa (11:40:49 PM): no comments
Melissa (11:40:54 PM): crap
Me (11:40:57 PM): i was looking at your icon
Melissa (11:41:04 PM): darn these slow typing fingers!!
Me (11:41:07 PM): haha
Me (11:41:11 PM): hmm...
Me (11:41:16 PM): you can make a sentence
Me (11:41:21 PM): ie. touch the void
Me (11:41:31 PM): or croaknotpuke
Me (11:41:33 PM): haha
Melissa (11:41:41 PM): HAHAHA
Me (11:41:55 PM): i don't think that would be taken
Melissa (11:42:09 PM): I was going to say that the last one sound inspirarional, until you understand the inside joke
Melissa (11:42:22 PM): hold on, lettme check
Me (11:42:32 PM): okie dokie
Me (11:42:40 PM): oh!! i have the PERFECT one!
Me (11:42:46 PM): pee AND poo
Melissa (11:42:46 PM): ???
Me (11:42:57 PM): ;-)
Melissa (11:42:58 PM): no
Me (11:43:03 PM): why not?
Me (11:43:08 PM): it's perfect
Me (11:43:19 PM): okay cry101
Melissa (11:43:29 PM): hmm.....
Melissa (11:43:38 PM): give me another
Me (11:44:10 PM): okay this is pretty long:
Melissa (11:44:17 PM): can you have an underscore??
Me (11:44:17 PM): upUP and AWAY
Me (11:44:20 PM): no
Me (11:44:22 PM): a space
Me (11:44:25 PM): like mine
Melissa (11:44:32 PM): ooOOoo
Me (11:44:43 PM): oh: afearedofgeese
Me (11:45:01 PM): martinnotmartian
Melissa (11:45:09 PM): hahaha
Me (11:45:27 PM): theyRout2getU
Me (11:46:00 PM): meteorWRONG
Me (11:46:19 PM): oxySTUPID
Me (11:46:23 PM): idiom
Me (11:46:37 PM): fork not spoon
Me (11:47:15 PM): you know, i g2 work on my essays and the such
Me (11:47:20 PM): i hop eyou like the ideas
Melissa (11:47:59 PM): ohhh
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Auto response from Me (11:47:59 PM): I'm out fighting crime.
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Melissa (11:48:07 PM): you suck
Melissa (11:48:10 PM): but not really
Melissa (11:48:17 PM): crap
Me (11:48:22 PM): what?
Melissa (11:49:55 PM): haha youre back
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Auto response from Me (11:49:55 PM): Going to a little place I like to call crazy.
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Melissa (11:50:00 PM): crap!!!
Me (11:50:14 PM): hahahhahahahaha
Melissa (11:50:35 PM): I'm b/w afearedofgeese and croaknotpuke
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Auto response from Me (11:50:35 PM): This away message will provide you with no entertainment, nor information as to where I am.
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Melissa (11:50:47 PM): you suck again!!
Melissa (11:50:57 PM): stop toying with my emotions!!!
Lydia (6:18:45 AM): as for studying, what can you do. cross your fingers
Me (6:19:07 AM): done ::crpossoimng fiongerd snd typing::
Lydia (6:19:12 AM): :-)
Me (6:19:14 AM): irt's harts
Me (6:19:19 AM): *r
Lydia (6:19:20 AM): ywah it uis]
Lydia (6:19:21 AM): kik'
Me (6:19:22 AM): d
Lydia (6:19:23 AM): *lol'
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My away message (7:30:40 PM):
"i reckon i am a smart aleck, but it is just a way to pass the time."
-- jack burden
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Michele (7:30:40 PM): "I reckon I was a waste of 532 pages, but its just something to read" -Willie Stark
Me (9:23:27 PM): i "finished" my scholarship
Emily (9:23:40 PM): good, that's awesome
Emily (9:23:50 PM): i hope you get it, what's it for?
Me (9:24:14 PM): umm.... lemme check
Emily (9:24:26 PM): lol
Me (9:24:33 PM): ((i never know how muchit's for...))
Me (9:27:45 PM): omg, i have NO idea
Me (9:27:51 PM): the website doesn't say..
Me (9:27:58 PM): i'm going to check another source
Emily (9:28:23 PM): lol, you are entering a scholarship and you dont know how much it is for lol
Me (9:28:43 PM): well... yeah
Me (9:28:49 PM): maybe it's not even for money
Emily (9:28:50 PM): that's okht o i guess
Emily (9:28:51 PM): *tho
Me (9:29:07 PM): maybe they gipped me out of several hours of my life
Emily (9:29:11 PM): lol
Emily (9:29:16 PM): that's funny
Me (9:30:57 PM): i guess it's funny now... but later when i have one hour to live i'll be like "darn you scholarship ppl! you stole my life!"
Emily (9:31:36 PM): hahaha lol
Emily (10:07:39 PM): ok, i am playing truth with my friend greg
Emily (10:07:47 PM): give me a question to ask him
Me (10:08:25 PM): well.... is he the type of person who... conceals bad stuff? ask if he ever committed murder.
Me (10:08:26 PM): haha
Emily (10:09:48 PM): lol oh my,
Emily (10:10:05 PM): hey greg have you ever murdered someone ? lol
Emily (10:10:19 PM): I would be really scared if he said yes lol
Me (10:11:43 PM): well, then you'd have to question the game title
Me (10:17:35 PM): .. stupid computer
Emily (10:18:06 PM): aww
Emily (10:18:09 PM): well he said no lol
Emily (10:18:30 PM): but i need another question tho
Me (10:18:33 PM): haha, ah.. i didn't think you'd actually ask him that
Me (10:18:38 PM): what did he ask you?
Emily (10:19:13 PM): if i ever saw a guy naked lol
Me (10:19:55 PM): haha, okay. you ask him. has he ever seen a guy naked? ((but not himself, haha)
Emily (10:22:26 PM): he said sadly yes lol
Me (10:22:41 PM): haha
Me (10:22:54 PM): oh well.. gym class perhaps?
Me (10:23:05 PM): though who goes out naked for gym class?
Emily (10:23:13 PM): probably
Emily (10:23:14 PM): lol
Emily (10:23:31 PM): well guys are weird sometimes lol
Me (10:25:11 PM): haha, that's so funny.
Emily (10:51:38 PM): it takes courage not to fall into what other people do
Me (10:52:13 PM): you mean drink? well... i really dont' want to get into stuff like that.
Emily (10:56:36 PM): good, cause its unhealthy
Me (10:56:54 PM): ::as i eat my whole pan of pie::